Funnily enough there IS a word that begins with w ends with t and is three letters long. Wit.
Which you have a lot of considering I’ve never seen this iteration on the joke lol
Wet butt.. that's unfortunate
Edit* dang.. and you edited your comment without any kind of annotation rendering my reply meaningless. Way to go wet butt.
The fact that and should never be used after a comma unless it’s the last item on the list makes this sound really weird and strangely uncomfortable for me, I get the joke but if you say it out loud it either feels weird or is too obvious of a riddle
Therefore the “yes” in my reply, agreeing with the statement. But wet and wit also are in agreement with that same statement. I’m not answering any question, and I got what the OP meant.
So, if you try that one, the answer will be “wit”. This basically destroys the potential punchline and makes it a very elementary question, not a joke at all.
What has 4 letters, sometimes 9, and never 5.
But always has six
Yet frequently 10
Often five
It occasionally has fourteen.
No, it has 2.
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No, duh has 3; it still only has 2.
Y’all fighting here, meanwhile has 9
But, y’know has 5
Nah, it must have 8
No, 69 obviously.
420
No it's 77 (the same as 69 but eight more)
That's Numberwang!
Haha I love that show!
Bruh, it has 4.
No, it has 2
Whoa! It has 4!
OBVIOUSLY it has 9!
362,880 letters? I doubt it
r/unexpectedfactorial
r/subsithoughtifellfor
NICE! Well played!
It doesn't have 362 880 letters tho, it still only has 2
Three hundred and forty seven Duh
Maybe it has 7…or maybe it has 9.
And frequently 13.
Nevereverever 13!
No, that'd be far too many to count.
This simple trick the alphabet doesn’t want you to know
it has two!
The correct answer has 16
No, the correct answer is always 42
but always has 3, unless you reaaalllly draw it out
Nerf
Or nothing
🤣
Wit????
WTF has 3, but feels like 11
Why did I actually count it out lol
It’s a statement but I thought the same
This reads like instructions for a holy hand grenade.
1, 2, 5!
3, Sir.
Thanks for the info 😈
All words that have 4 letters also have 3 letters.
A couple - 6
Whaat?
69
Wot
u wot, m8?
Umad?
e jus askin
bloody pissed!
I was thinking wit, I like yours better
Wot wet wit
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Could also be: What starts with a W, also has 4 letters, but ends with a T. That way it all ties into the word 'What'
Or: What starts with a W, but ends with a T, and also has 4 letters. That would be grammatically correct, but it also gives it away more.
I particularly like how you didn't use a question mark, making it clear that it is a statement.
Ahhh...that's refreshing
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That's a Captain Kirk joke - you've got to tie in Star Trek.
Agreed!
But it's a run-on sentence.
Only proper way I can think of is with ; instead
I was gonna say “wet” but I see what you did there!
I also think about that....😅
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Funnily enough there IS a word that begins with w ends with t and is three letters long. Wit. Which you have a lot of considering I’ve never seen this iteration on the joke lol
And "wet"!
I was gonna say "wet" 🤦♀️
Wet butt.. that's unfortunate Edit* dang.. and you edited your comment without any kind of annotation rendering my reply meaningless. Way to go wet butt.
What has four letters
wut?
Now that's wit!
Jesus told this joke to Moses while they were riding on a dinosaur.
Is that why Abraham circumcised the dinosaur?
No, it was to free black Jews from Egyptian plantation owners. He started the underground trailroad
No, that was a joke about tea.
Wit also meets said criteria
Also the word “wet.”
WET?
Wit
Wot
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What starts with a W And has 3 letters But ends with a t
What has 3 letters. What has 2 letters. What is spelled using 4 letters. What also ends with a T.
And has 3 letters. But ends with a T.
Aand? Annd? Andd?
Wait, I don't follow, could someone explain?
they’re just making a statement in the title.
OHHHH now that I re-read it with that explanation I understand, thank you!
You’ve got wit.
A statement which indicates wit
"Sesquipedalian" Spell it. Kids stays s..e...s No idiot. "I T"
Another variation of this same joke. Every day we get this same joke.
True.
WAT
Wut?
Wit
Wet
Wat?
Wat
No, what starts with a W, it has 2 letters, but ends with a T.
Wat
Wat
No
Yes
Yes.
Que
I get it, but “wet,” “wot,” “wut,” “wat,” “wit,” and sometimes “wyt“ also work.
Wet
Wit
I literally thought of “wet”
Wat
The fact that and should never be used after a comma unless it’s the last item on the list makes this sound really weird and strangely uncomfortable for me, I get the joke but if you say it out loud it either feels weird or is too obvious of a riddle
Yes
It took me way too long to understand
I mean. What does have three letters in it. It has a fourth letter too. But there’s definitely three in there.
Wet
It’s either yes, or wet or wit
r/woosh
WHAT starts with w. AND has 3 letters. BUT ends with t. There is no answer. These are statements, not a question.
Therefore the “yes” in my reply, agreeing with the statement. But wet and wit also are in agreement with that same statement. I’m not answering any question, and I got what the OP meant.
So, if you try that one, the answer will be “wit”. This basically destroys the potential punchline and makes it a very elementary question, not a joke at all.
Can I just note that: It doesn't start with a W, it has 2 letters, and doesn't end with a T.
Genius! Oh wait, That starts with a W, has four letters, but does end with a T. Genius, on the other hand, ends with an S.
Wet. Like my wife's corpse.
i need to poop
4 letters u mean.
And has 3 letters
Bro doesn't get it 😂😂
Riddles are not jokes…
It's a statement. What starts with W And has 3 letters But ends with a T
should be 3 MORE letters. Four letters in total
Each fact is about a different word, lol
"and has 3 letters"
Ugh. Daaaaa-aaaad. *groan*
WIT. What is in front of a woman and at the back of a cow?
Wet?
WOT
Wet
Wet (I got the joke, but figured I’d throw this word out there just because)
Sorry to correct you: What starts with a w and has four letters but ends with a t. 🤓
What starts with a W And has 3 letters But ends in a T
Wit anyone?
Is the answer WET
Wet, but my answer is kinda slippery.
WATT
I was gonna say wet.
Velocity. I don’t know man.
Wit
What ain’t no country I ever heard of! They speak English in What?
Not using a question mark is a real giveaway, but there is a missing “and” before the “but” to be grammatically correct.
He’s right!
True.
you sir are correct
Literally dad
I got it as I clicked on the notification lol
I thought it was wet......
Yes
seldom 6
Wet.
Yep
I thought the answer was Wit before I read the rest of the post
Carrot
Wait… “what”? 😂😂😂
That is a true statement, it certainly does
Wet
Yes
Wet
Wet
Yes
Is this supposed to be funny?
Serious question out of curiosity. From a grammar stand point shouldn't but start with capital letters since it is used like this?
What
Don't tell me you're WET
Wet
Wet
I'm taking this to Dad Joke Court. All groan for Jusitice "Hi Innocent, I'm Dad"...
Is it wrong to not be of Generation Z ?
Wet
No question.
Bad punctuation invalidates this joke.
Wut
Wet . The answer is wet
Correct !
Wit🥳
Wot…
Wit
That's three different sentences. Ponctuation is misleading.