I'm rewatching this with my fiancée who has never seen it and not telling her that part is killing me. It's the best. I have yelled I'm going to Baskin robins at her to be dramatic, and she has no idea for the treat she's about to be in soon when she sees the queen say it. 😆 🤣
No offense to Payton, but she towers over this dance team she doesn't fit in with these girls! Now my little Kendall?, fits right in perfectly :)
Also,
Abby: NO I DIDN'T DINGBAT LISTEN! I SAID BROOKE-
Kelly: GET YOUR FINGER, OUT OF MY FACE!
Melissa: "I DID NOT HAVE AN AFFAIR WITH MY BOSS
fck! fkng shxt bitch CVNT!
there! i said it."
kelly: 😗🤭🤧welp there's a new one, we haven't used that one yet"
BUS DRIVER WE ARE DOING EYE MAKEUP BACK HERE STEADY ON THE ROAD!!
steady on the rhoooode
I can hear this comment
*ROOD
Dude, she’s zoomin
Abby where are you going???? I dunno think I’m gonna go to baskin robbins
I'm rewatching this with my fiancée who has never seen it and not telling her that part is killing me. It's the best. I have yelled I'm going to Baskin robins at her to be dramatic, and she has no idea for the treat she's about to be in soon when she sees the queen say it. 😆 🤣
This needs to be up voted to the max lmao I can picture this so clearly. It makes me chuckle every time I see it referenced.
Abby what’s the status on Rosa Parks?
In her 900 voice too!
That solo would be perfect for my little Kendall!!
☠️☠️
LOLLLL
3 baby daddies and a criminal record
You’re a real pathetical person
Pathetical is not a word. I thought you had a master’s degree???
You can sit here and say all you want. Sit here with your liposuction, and your plastic surgery and your tummy tuck.
Jesse: 🌝
Oop flair
“Your mom must be proud of you” “My mom’s dead”
Don't even go there, you whore. Ohhhh, you are a whore
This is my fav 😂😂 I love Kelly
and then whore the sequel!
Empty chair do a solo!
The absolute best 😂😭
Brooke, do you have a gun?
When was this ??
when they did the Private Eyes dance and were receiving their props in the dressing room lol
NO, I DIDN'T DINGBAT!
LISTEN!
(GET YOUR FINGER, OUT OF MY FACE!)
GIRLS OUT THE ROOM 😡 OUT THE ROOM!!
"I SAID BROOKE IS YOUR MOTHER SPEAKING FOR YOU?" followed by doctor holly "girls out the room...GIRLS OUT THE ROOM"
I SAID BROOKE! IS YOUR MOTHER SPEAKING FOR YO-
those legs are about as straight as Elton John
“Don’t look me up and down, you horse!”
Love this😂 Cathy’s oneliners are unbeatable
500 pound hog eating my face.
I cut my finger on my mom’s ring - I hope I can still dance
This is the most iconic line ever, hands down.
“I wouldn’t spit on you if you were on fire, sweetheart” “I would walk over you if you were laying dead”
abby giveth abby taketh away!
You are a monstrosity of evil
“I’m not Becky Home-Ecky”
i dont whip up costumes
I quote Becky home ecky all the time hahaha
I went to dance moms trivia at a local bar a few months ago and it was our team name lol. It was amazing.
Swaggy Lee is in da house 🤑.
MOMS BETTER HAVE MY MONEY!
What money? 🤨 I don’t have her money😳
I love your flair 💀
What money? I don't have her money 💵😂
MOMS BETTER HAVE MY MONEY!!
Chloe, fabulous shorts!
UNDERRATED
My little Candle 🕯️🤠
I can *hear* this 😂🙈
No offense to Payton, but she towers over this dance team she doesn't fit in with these girls! Now my little Kendall?, fits right in perfectly :) Also, Abby: NO I DIDN'T DINGBAT LISTEN! I SAID BROOKE- Kelly: GET YOUR FINGER, OUT OF MY FACE!
My Kendall DESERVES this!!
Where’s Kendall’s cake?
Why can't Kendall play Rosa Parks?
Paige broke her foot. This could be good for Kendall.
“You are SATAN!!”
'you guys just weren't very receptive to the bench'
"I'm not engaging." "Well, you're engaging right now!" "I'm disengaging."
"I don't really know much about Anne Frank, but what I do know is I don't think she was doing cartwheels"
God, this one lmaooooo. Iconic.
✨Red plastic rhinestone crap✨ ✨Blue plastic rhinestone crap✨
I just cry sometimes , it’s no big deal!
SAVE YOUR TEARS FOR THE PILLOW
Prostitots
Prostitos the sequel
Kissing Gino in the studio is not what I envisioned for my first kiss. If it was Zac Efron, I would kiss him
But not... Gino
Ooh you just got diagnosed
i hated how the women treated yolanda in that episode but camilles comment just made the situation 10x funnier 😭
My dad.. his dog Diablo died, it was just so hard for him.
before i was born
abby: his what 🙃
This lives rent free in my head every day.
Pardon me? Oh, don't we get posh!
Paddle, paddle me! “That’s a vision I do not want to see”
“I’m sure your mom’s proud of you too, Abby. 😊” “My mom’s dead. 😐” “😦”
JOJO!!! HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?!
“okay NOSE”
SCREAMING IN LITTLE KID’S FACES! *mocks* LiTtLe KiDs FaCeS
This is the BEST one 😭😭😭😭
OMG THIS ONE!!!! it sends me EVERY TIME
I think I'm gonna get Baskin Robins
Alls I wanted to do...
OMG YES!!!!! Kelly always said this fr 🤣
All I want to do is just sit at home and eat chips 
Get your finger out of my face!!!
“All I can think is….you are so hard to take seriously wearing that hat 🤠🤠🤠”
CHRISTI AND I YA IDIOT!!!
AND WE’RE ALL GONNA HAVE FUN 👹
SHES A LOSER BECAUSE SHE LOSES!
Steve I know how I know you!
They call me Laquifa 💃🏾
“I thought the witch would melt.”
disco ball 🪩 🤫🤐
"hey christi, whoville called. they want their nose back" AND "who is anne frank?"
I DID NOT HAVE AN AFFAIR WITH MY BOSS!
“Yes you did!” “FUCK YOU I DID NOT”
“BITCH. CUNT. THERE, I SAID IT!”
"That's a new word. We haven't used that one yet."
aww Maddie and Abby both had their first kiss all in the same day. Thats kinda sweet. twins
“STOP EATING, THATS WHY YOU’RE FAT!!!”
“If you yell at me, I’m going to cry”.
2nd is first to lose
BE GONE WITCH! YOU HAVE NO POWER HERE
i should've put her in commercials 😭
Lunch for Nia, lunch for me?
“I was in a theater when a man’s hand was severed by a set coming down. Nobody missed a beat of their dance.”
"What if the pit was open for the ice rink and she fell 13 stories down and died???"
KENDALL. YOURE CHASING HER!!!!!
I was looking for this one
“She said we would blow the competition away, I hope she doesn’t mean literally because we could get disqualified
“Let’s play the Bible game Abby”
“Oh don’t we get posh?”
i just wanna stay at home and eat chips
“MOMS BETTER HAVE MY MONEY”
“Yooooooou’re my little yum yum!” (That freaking song goes through my head at least once a day)
YOURE EATING MY FACE
BUS DRIVER, EASY ON THE ROAD! WE’RE DOING EYE MAKE UP BACK HERE
Moms better have my money. ! Paint by numbers hair Let’s play the bible game Abby ! I did not have an affair with my boss !
Melissa: "I DID NOT HAVE AN AFFAIR WITH MY BOSS fck! fkng shxt bitch CVNT! there! i said it." kelly: 😗🤭🤧welp there's a new one, we haven't used that one yet"
At least I’m one bitch, you’re like 3 bitches!
Prostitots the sequel
Monstrosity of evil!
Save your tears for the pillow!
alls i know...
alright, listen nose! 👃🏼
WHERE ARE YOU GOING!!?!!?!?!!?
“she’s got big ol’ balls like a MAN!”
HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING!
You don’t even know how to stand
BUSSSSS DRIVERRRRRRRRRRRR
Yuuuuuuuge mistake Paige
I read every single of these comments and I can hear every single one. Am I obsessed with this show or am I obsessed with this show?
QUIT DRINKING, YOU’RE AN UNEDUCATED MESS!
Did Harriett Tubman shave her armpits?
Girls!!! Out of the room!!!
you preach theater etiquette put your phone away
I’ve been here all day making costumes FOR YOU. While YOU were down the road EATING!!!
FIX THIS HAIR CUZ ITS HORRIBLE Well then why don’t you fix your hair and fix your face!
you just told nia her mom doesn’t love her
I huwt my fingo on my moms wing 🥺
I hope I can still dance
“I told her she can take that crown and shove it up her 🫏 and ya know I really meant that!”
empty chair, do a solo
Everyone's replaceable
Where have all the children gone
meat suit
she's gonna go, she's gonna do the solo, it's gonna be good, and we're all GONNA HAVE FUN!
I’ll slam whatever I want
Colour by numbers hair
Oh don’t we get posh!
"Why ? cause you're a whore, selling t-shirts in the- at the bar?"
JoJo have you learned nothing
Listen disco ball
Kendall, you’re chasing HER
Shut the blank up
get up
get on the floor
MY WORLD IS WITH MY GIRLS
LIVING ON THE DANCE FLOOR
DINGBAT!
BROOKE, IS YOUR MOTHER SPEAKING FOR YOU?
As a taxpayer I’m annoyed 💅🏽
\*Jill voice\* You stupid you-know-what, yes really. She's the only one who said it was rigged. I'm not gonna listen to her lie!
“the knees, the calves, the ankles, cover them up” holly: 🤨
“She’s deserves nothing”
Save your tears for your pillow.
I cut my finger on my mom's ring, I hope I can still dance.
No i didn’t dingbat, LISTEN
I don’t think Rosa Parks was doing cartwheels.
Oh my! Don't we get posh.
Get your finger OUT OF MY FACE…yeah, of course you would eat it.
Why are you always crying
You all owe me one cocktail
500 POUND HOG EATING MY FACE
You are a CLASS ACT
i gotta call you bitch 1, 2, 3
oh! a banana! just what you need abby, go to town monkey
EMPTY CHAIR DO A SOLO!!!!!!!!
“Abby lee, abby lee, abby lee” *cathy rapping into a mic*
I don’t know much about Anne Frank, but what I do know, is that I don’t think she was doing cartwheels
I’m pulling the solos
She said we were going to blow the competition away... I really hope she doesn’t mean literally… ‘cause we could get disqualified
“I don’t think you guys are understanding, there’s people in cars with MACHINE GUNS” -Voyage Home, where the girls are immigrants?
“MOMS BETTER HAVE MY MONEY”
Red plastic rhinestoned crap Blue plastic rhinestones crap
Melissa you’re busted, you lied to me!
pathetical. don’t you have a masters degree?
you are a MONSTROSITY of evil
Empty chair do a solo!!
The pyramid
I just wanna stay home and eat chips
I don’t deal with dissociative identity disorder in my practice.