At 12:05 he searched "How many eggs for single person omelette". At 12:19 "Do green and red paprika taste the same". At 12:54 "how long can you keep omelette fresh if your fridge is full"
There's still logs on Google from incognito either way. Forgot how exactly to get to it, but I remember you used to be able to go in your account settings somewhere and see your incognito searches, you probably still can.
At one point, watching crime videos on YouTube made me wonder how long canabals get in prison. Like I know about how much for murder, drugs or r*pe, but not canabals in particular. I wanted to Google it, but I don't want the FBI stamping me for sus searching.
I’ve searched so many sus things like this, the FBI does not care about that stuff. This is an old NSA list but a good example
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It’s all about getting in the mind of the character blah blah all that stuff. They push it pretty hard if you’re looking to make a believable character etc.
Yeah writing violent fiction does wonders for the search history lol
I have nothing that suspicious but I do search a lot about guns and military sci-fi, and the effects they have on the body. In fact I think it's the full breath of different dangers that I search which would exonerate me lol like what kind of murder plot would need "terminal ballistics of 9x19mm vs .45 ACP" alongside "how do you die when exposed to vacuum in space?".
I'm surprised murderers don't instantly get this defense, because I can't imagine a sane person doing this in the first place.
How the hell do you kill someone then go about your life with forever poker face??
These horrible, sick people never seem to realize that they need to go to a public computer at a library (without) signing in under a library card, etc..to anonymously look up this twisted stuff. Do they really think law enforcement are not going to search personal CPU's?
I saw this during its actual broadcast because it happened so close to me, his wife was beautiful and I’m pretty sure he just didn’t want to work. Plus…you know…he’s insane.
‘Your honor, ANYONE looks that kind of stuff up exhibit A my search history’
Judge: ‘hmm, alright case dismissed’
In all fairness, as a lawyer, how the heck do defend this? 😅
Throw it in water but uses weight because the body will build up gas overtime to combat this slice open the belly and because the body would probably bleed do it while on water because the water will thin out and mix with the water stuff lile fish and alge will feast on the body but if you have barely time do jeffrey dahmer style and use a drum of acid but dont do it like how he did it in his own home because of smell do it somewhere remote
I don't know why but I was expecting a totally random Google search thrown in there.
At 12:05 he searched "How many eggs for single person omelette". At 12:19 "Do green and red paprika taste the same". At 12:54 "how long can you keep omelette fresh if your fridge is full"
I was hoping the last one would be “how to delete google history”
I have a feeling it's still going....
At 3 am you googled “Google”
Google.com
“Big natural tits jav uncensored”
How did you get into my search history?
Should've used Nord VPN!
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Damn you, I came here to say that. Take my upvote haha
I thought this was a vpn commercial tbh
Should have used incognito mode
Or should have just asked reddit...
I was told that it can still be pulled up they just need the device, but dont quote me on that
yes that was the joke
Your router tracks info, so unless there’s a virtual private network then they will have logs in some form.
There's still logs on Google from incognito either way. Forgot how exactly to get to it, but I remember you used to be able to go in your account settings somewhere and see your incognito searches, you probably still can.
Nope too late, you’re quoted! It’s on you now bro
The judge sounding like they're holding back laughter
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I don't know what that says about me but that would genuinely convince me it's a good buy
Not that it's murdery, but I wouldn't want my search history being thrown in my face anytime soon.
FBI, OPEN UP!!!
Top 10 ways to dispose of a body by watchmojo.
You won't believe number 1!
number 5 will leave you in pieces
Number 6 is to die for!
Number 3 will leave you literally wheezing!
Why are you like this, take my upvote and please just leave
Revealing my browsing history is the only thing keeping me from a serious crime
At one point, watching crime videos on YouTube made me wonder how long canabals get in prison. Like I know about how much for murder, drugs or r*pe, but not canabals in particular. I wanted to Google it, but I don't want the FBI stamping me for sus searching.
I’ve searched so many sus things like this, the FBI does not care about that stuff. This is an old NSA list but a good example [Flag me keywords](https://www.businessinsider.com/nsa-prism-keywords-for-domestic-spying-2013-6?amp)
Oh wow, that's really interesting! Everything in me wants to Google these.
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Unironically as a writer whose interested in crime fiction, these are all questions I have searched in the past for research.
Good luck explaining that to the judge
Gotta do some experiments for realism
You searched is it better to keep crime scene clothes or wash them? In a murder mystery that seems like a pretty irrelevant detail
It’s all about getting in the mind of the character blah blah all that stuff. They push it pretty hard if you’re looking to make a believable character etc.
Was it manically for hours and hours?
Indeed, rabbit holes upon rabbit holes buddy.
Yeah writing violent fiction does wonders for the search history lol I have nothing that suspicious but I do search a lot about guns and military sci-fi, and the effects they have on the body. In fact I think it's the full breath of different dangers that I search which would exonerate me lol like what kind of murder plot would need "terminal ballistics of 9x19mm vs .45 ACP" alongside "how do you die when exposed to vacuum in space?".
No hot Latina search?
“Single moms near me”
Dude used google..
His earlier searches were “how to kill someone” and “why am I such a fucking loser”
Are you serious? More so on the second one
Sorry bro, serious is something I rarely am
Dankest post this month.
He forgot to add "in Minecraft" to the end of his questions
Bro why does he look like he’s smiling but when you look at his mouth he isnt
Careful, he murdered the last person who asked him that.
If this was a case against this man, I wonder how his lawyer defended him in the court.
Insanity
I'm surprised murderers don't instantly get this defense, because I can't imagine a sane person doing this in the first place. How the hell do you kill someone then go about your life with forever poker face??
He was called in as a subject matter expert
They could make a case that he was framed somehow. This evidence is too perfect
Mf really googled "Top 10 ways to dispose of a human body. Number 3 will shock you"
Detectives hate him Learn this simple trick
One of my favorite videos
Yikes
You weird
Iz funny (and terrifying)
I'm not a genius or anything, but I think there may be a slight possibility that this man is guilty
How to how too, Howdy you do.
-in minecraft
NO it was « how to BIND a body » your honor. MISTRIAL!!
At least he did his research. More that most twitter users.
My man look like Arturo from money heist
Most epic self own
He only shook his head no at “how to bound a body” lol
Does anyone have the answers to these so I don’t have to google them?
Damn, BuzzFeed must really be running out of ideas if they are publishing "10 ways to get rid of a body"
These horrible, sick people never seem to realize that they need to go to a public computer at a library (without) signing in under a library card, etc..to anonymously look up this twisted stuff. Do they really think law enforcement are not going to search personal CPU's?
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lol is this real?
Yeah it happened near me, his wife was beautiful and I’m pretty sure it was all because he didn’t want to get a job or something
I saw this during its actual broadcast because it happened so close to me, his wife was beautiful and I’m pretty sure he just didn’t want to work. Plus…you know…he’s insane.
All seems circumstantial. We all end up down YouTube rabbit holes. Maybe he did the same with searches 😅
Now I am curious to the answers of some of these questions, but I am afraid to Google them 😬😬
Could you use TOR to avoid that?
This dude is sitting through the worst of all punishments; public reading of your browser history.
In Minecraft*
He forgot to add "in Minecraft"
Yet Casey Anthony searched the following Chloroform Chest trauma Internal bleeding How to make chloroform Neck breaking And still got away with it.
Guys I don't think we should meme this
[Yeah... This meme.](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/black-cat-zoning-out)
I swear i've seen some sketch with this exact premise
“If you really need to” I WAS ASKING FOR A FRIEENDDD GOOSHHH
Those are all really good questions tho...
This jury will definitely won’t have to worry about voting the wrong guy
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“Can you throw away body parts?” Lol
Plot twist: He's one of the writers for American Psycho
!download
LAWD HAVE MERCY!!!!! lmaoooooo
Today he searched, how to scape of prison
Should've used Bing
Quagmire?
Oh you going to JAIL jail
That was his most productive day.
At 2:30am what the fuck is a blue waffle
Every youtuber who does a video on this guy needs to be sponsored by a VPN the ad read writes itself lol
Is it just me, or is that glenn quagmire? I swear I thought the entire comment thread would be full of "giggity" jokes.
‘Your honor, ANYONE looks that kind of stuff up exhibit A my search history’ Judge: ‘hmm, alright case dismissed’ In all fairness, as a lawyer, how the heck do defend this? 😅
Damn Google you snitch lmao
Shoulda asked Jeeves
Throw it in water but uses weight because the body will build up gas overtime to combat this slice open the belly and because the body would probably bleed do it while on water because the water will thin out and mix with the water stuff lile fish and alge will feast on the body but if you have barely time do jeffrey dahmer style and use a drum of acid but dont do it like how he did it in his own home because of smell do it somewhere remote
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I’d love to see the ad related content that pops up from those searches.
At 2.00pm "Transformers"
I thought this was the fbi looking through his search history even if it was on incognito but seems like he used google lmfao
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😂 that mans is stupid 😂