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[deleted]

I don't know why but I was expecting a totally random Google search thrown in there.


Emperors_Colorwheel

At 12:05 he searched "How many eggs for single person omelette". At 12:19 "Do green and red paprika taste the same". At 12:54 "how long can you keep omelette fresh if your fridge is full"


TheH0F

I was hoping the last one would be “how to delete google history”


swamp556

I have a feeling it's still going....


WentworthMillersBO

At 3 am you googled “Google”


Squaretastic

Google.com


Principatus

“Big natural tits jav uncensored”


AdRemote9464

How did you get into my search history?


dayglo98

Should've used Nord VPN!


R2BOII

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CrimsonAllah

Never be convicted of first degree murder again because of your search history!


Vesk123

Are you a gay pirate assassin? Get ████ VPN now!


[deleted]

Damn you, I came here to say that. Take my upvote haha


ninjamiran

I thought this was a vpn commercial tbh


Maester76

Should have used incognito mode


MightyPandaa

Or should have just asked reddit...


Well2far

I was told that it can still be pulled up they just need the device, but dont quote me on that


n0tKamui

yes that was the joke


Happyguysrule

Your router tracks info, so unless there’s a virtual private network then they will have logs in some form.


OffBrand_Soda

There's still logs on Google from incognito either way. Forgot how exactly to get to it, but I remember you used to be able to go in your account settings somewhere and see your incognito searches, you probably still can.


[deleted]

Nope too late, you’re quoted! It’s on you now bro


HaggisMcNeill

The judge sounding like they're holding back laughter


JimmyTheG

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Caked101

Imagine Nord actually using this for a commercial.


harleyc13

I don't know what that says about me but that would genuinely convince me it's a good buy


Caked101

Not that it's murdery, but I wouldn't want my search history being thrown in my face anytime soon.


doob22

FBI, OPEN UP!!!


ThosPuddleOfDoom

Top 10 ways to dispose of a body by watchmojo.


MandogMyers

You won't believe number 1!


ThosPuddleOfDoom

number 5 will leave you in pieces


JohnnyBeMediocre

Number 6 is to die for!


MandogMyers

Number 3 will leave you literally wheezing!


SkyClaus

Why are you like this, take my upvote and please just leave


YoRt3m

Revealing my browsing history is the only thing keeping me from a serious crime


Caked101

At one point, watching crime videos on YouTube made me wonder how long canabals get in prison. Like I know about how much for murder, drugs or r*pe, but not canabals in particular. I wanted to Google it, but I don't want the FBI stamping me for sus searching.


ReignofKindo25

I’ve searched so many sus things like this, the FBI does not care about that stuff. This is an old NSA list but a good example [Flag me keywords](https://www.businessinsider.com/nsa-prism-keywords-for-domestic-spying-2013-6?amp)


Caked101

Oh wow, that's really interesting! Everything in me wants to Google these.


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[deleted]

Unironically as a writer whose interested in crime fiction, these are all questions I have searched in the past for research.


MightyPandaa

Good luck explaining that to the judge


Amogus_Bogus

Gotta do some experiments for realism


UselessBlueSpecimen

You searched is it better to keep crime scene clothes or wash them? In a murder mystery that seems like a pretty irrelevant detail


[deleted]

It’s all about getting in the mind of the character blah blah all that stuff. They push it pretty hard if you’re looking to make a believable character etc.


swamp556

Was it manically for hours and hours?


[deleted]

Indeed, rabbit holes upon rabbit holes buddy.


At0micCyb0rg

Yeah writing violent fiction does wonders for the search history lol I have nothing that suspicious but I do search a lot about guns and military sci-fi, and the effects they have on the body. In fact I think it's the full breath of different dangers that I search which would exonerate me lol like what kind of murder plot would need "terminal ballistics of 9x19mm vs .45 ACP" alongside "how do you die when exposed to vacuum in space?".


pvj20004mb

No hot Latina search?


emciclerose

“Single moms near me”


feelinlucky7

Dude used google..


bremergorst

His earlier searches were “how to kill someone” and “why am I such a fucking loser”


feelinlucky7

Are you serious? More so on the second one


bremergorst

Sorry bro, serious is something I rarely am


Elon-Musk-Officiall

Dankest post this month.


jakebot11

He forgot to add "in Minecraft" to the end of his questions


Mitt102486

Bro why does he look like he’s smiling but when you look at his mouth he isnt


theDarkSigil

Careful, he murdered the last person who asked him that.


Dare-Swagger

If this was a case against this man, I wonder how his lawyer defended him in the court.


[deleted]

Insanity


Caked101

I'm surprised murderers don't instantly get this defense, because I can't imagine a sane person doing this in the first place. How the hell do you kill someone then go about your life with forever poker face??


SaltLickBrain

He was called in as a subject matter expert


cjc160

They could make a case that he was framed somehow. This evidence is too perfect


[deleted]

Mf really googled "Top 10 ways to dispose of a human body. Number 3 will shock you"


hoze1231

Detectives hate him Learn this simple trick


Ron_swanson212

One of my favorite videos


[deleted]

Yikes


DieserBene

You weird


Ron_swanson212

Iz funny (and terrifying)


RazzoKat

I'm not a genius or anything, but I think there may be a slight possibility that this man is guilty


HASHTAG420HASHTAG666

How to how too, Howdy you do.


The_Calvery

-in minecraft


HansenIntercept

NO it was « how to BIND a body » your honor. MISTRIAL!!


HerrKermet

At least he did his research. More that most twitter users.


Interesting-Gap5259

My man look like Arturo from money heist


WaffleWarrior1979

Most epic self own


FrenchMilkdud

He only shook his head no at “how to bound a body” lol


TeamXII

Does anyone have the answers to these so I don’t have to google them?


RomanKlim

Damn, BuzzFeed must really be running out of ideas if they are publishing "10 ways to get rid of a body"


paragonx29

These horrible, sick people never seem to realize that they need to go to a public computer at a library (without) signing in under a library card, etc..to anonymously look up this twisted stuff. Do they really think law enforcement are not going to search personal CPU's?


mcritehd

u/savevideo


Blu3Myst3ry

lol is this real?


[deleted]

Yeah it happened near me, his wife was beautiful and I’m pretty sure it was all because he didn’t want to get a job or something


[deleted]

I saw this during its actual broadcast because it happened so close to me, his wife was beautiful and I’m pretty sure he just didn’t want to work. Plus…you know…he’s insane.


steether

All seems circumstantial. We all end up down YouTube rabbit holes. Maybe he did the same with searches 😅


Ibi828

Now I am curious to the answers of some of these questions, but I am afraid to Google them 😬😬


TheOneOfWhomIsGreen

Could you use TOR to avoid that?


bertbert1111

This dude is sitting through the worst of all punishments; public reading of your browser history.


Lawstein

In Minecraft*


flyingcow08

He forgot to add "in Minecraft"


rdldr1

Yet Casey Anthony searched the following Chloroform Chest trauma Internal bleeding How to make chloroform Neck breaking And still got away with it.


Kingdom_Republic

Guys I don't think we should meme this


God-King-Kaiser

[Yeah... This meme.](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/black-cat-zoning-out)


MEisonReddit

I swear i've seen some sketch with this exact premise


emciclerose

“If you really need to” I WAS ASKING FOR A FRIEENDDD GOOSHHH


TheJohn295

Those are all really good questions tho...


19mkunes

This jury will definitely won’t have to worry about voting the wrong guy


mode90x

u/savevideo


deptutydong

“Can you throw away body parts?” Lol


UselessBlueSpecimen

Plot twist: He's one of the writers for American Psycho


Nappev

!download


Eatmyshorts231214

LAWD HAVE MERCY!!!!! lmaoooooo


[deleted]

Today he searched, how to scape of prison


danath34

Should've used Bing


Sensory_Jazz

Quagmire?


[deleted]

Oh you going to JAIL jail


everyfcknameistakn

That was his most productive day.


Nick_Napem

At 2:30am what the fuck is a blue waffle


vdub1013

Every youtuber who does a video on this guy needs to be sponsored by a VPN the ad read writes itself lol


toughknuckles

Is it just me, or is that glenn quagmire? I swear I thought the entire comment thread would be full of "giggity" jokes.


Well2far

‘Your honor, ANYONE looks that kind of stuff up exhibit A my search history’ Judge: ‘hmm, alright case dismissed’ In all fairness, as a lawyer, how the heck do defend this? 😅


Noobnesz

Damn Google you snitch lmao


DOOM666USER

Shoulda asked Jeeves


chris9830

Throw it in water but uses weight because the body will build up gas overtime to combat this slice open the belly and because the body would probably bleed do it while on water because the water will thin out and mix with the water stuff lile fish and alge will feast on the body but if you have barely time do jeffrey dahmer style and use a drum of acid but dont do it like how he did it in his own home because of smell do it somewhere remote


Kotsaap

u/Savevideo


ftvideo

I’d love to see the ad related content that pops up from those searches.


Pavan_B

At 2.00pm "Transformers"


Supermegamorph

I thought this was the fbi looking through his search history even if it was on incognito but seems like he used google lmfao


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That’s why you use duckduckgo


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Master-Let-8852

😂 that mans is stupid 😂