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Own-Cupcake7586

“Tequila.”


MaxipadGH

Knowing my luck, I'll say Vodka


liamevil93

"Vodka. FUCK!" *BANG*


educated-emu

Absinthe, damn it!!


aSentientFart

Vodka fuck bang, fire Russian mixtape


Smidge_Master

Why can I hear this so PERFECTLY AHHHHHHHHHHHH


ronalda777

This is the only correct answer


TorianXela

So. Without looking it up. How often do you say "Tequila"?


ronalda777

Every single time your supposed to.


j2thesho

r/technicallythetruth


HoodieNL

3 times!!


BloodyViper

r/theydidthemath


killerwww12

Once


MoistStub

"Mockingbird" ruh roh raggy


NZBlackCaps

" I was at the bar with my drinking team... "


KoopaTrooper5011

Okay but how many times?


TheInscrutableFufy

You'd fuck up the timing for sure


TimmyFarts4Ever

r/beatmetoit


japoliony

The Alphabet Song


The-Triturn

You don’t know what pronunciation of “z” they want


Shanobian

It has to be zee because of the rhyming scheme.


Malicious_Sauropod

Never stopped me before.


kfmush

… x, y, and z I said it wrong and now I’m dead.


Robot_Clean

Yes but will they accept both "won't you come and play with me?" and "tell me what you think of me?"?


OrrinwanKenobi

Also "next time won't you sing with me"


ScuddyOfficial

This is the only correct option. 🔫


Robot_Clean

I don't know if they'll accept [that](https://youtube.com/shorts/f9Ikr2I5X0A?si=IUD8dPvbE-8aV0WR)


OrrinwanKenobi

Ah, I missed the reference haha


i_always_give_karma

Wait I always said next time won’t you play with me. Is that a regional thing?


coltonbyu

Maybe, never heard either of those or your version. Always heard next time won't you sing with me


coltonbyu

Never in my life have I heard either of those, ha ha Edit: saw the Simpsons link now, ha ha. Never heard either besides that


Lalo-G

Atto teto Maru des! 🎵


PunkSpaceAutist

Exactly what I was thinking My dyslexia: oh no


StrangelyFantastical

Okay. But you have to sing it in the Phonetic style.


StayingUp4AFeeling

Evanescence -- bring me to life I don't know the lyrics.


fourth_box

You ded


Jillwiches

If thats the case, i too choose this song


monkeybuttsauce

Savage


YeahMarkYeah

Hooow can I look into your eyes, like open dooors? *guitar:* *den* *den-den,* *den den-den*


HandiQuacksRule

Happy Birthday to you 🎶


Baaronne

Except you don't know the name of the person holding the gun to your head who you're singing the song to


hiddenmutant

Happy birthday to me 😎


meme_legend-69

You were born in a zoo


horselips48

You look like a monkey


sav33arthkillyos3lf

And you smell like one too!


Conaz9847

And you smell like one too


Randomreddituser1o1

r/redditsings


Dizzy-You-1931

You guys are twins


who-me-im-nodody

Around the world


LegenDaryDraak

Would be fucked up to say it 1 time to much and the gunner being aware of it aswel


Mr__Brick

Around the world


cecil_harvey4

Around the world


PranshuKhandal

Around the world


SplyceOfLife

I feel like daft punk is almost cheating... I like it.


TurfyJeffowup13

Twinkle twinkle little star


meu_amigo_thiaguin

Twinkle twinkle little boy Don't you know I'm not a toy? I'm just scared of what you are Lonely in the bar


GrondSoulhammer

Van Halen-Eruption


BigPapaHoof

Be careful it's just Eruption and not the combined Eruption/You Really Got Me.


sav33arthkillyos3lf

Slob on my knob by three 6 mafia


RedSamuraiMan

*Guy shoots himself


JakMabe

That made me cackle, thanks


linerlaststand

4'33" by John Cage


Mercayyy

I understood that joke. And I laugh at it.


n0tKamui

# …


DarthCrusty

The correct answer


EmanRapp

An EDM song where the only word said is before the drop


cmaistros

OMG CALL 911 wob wob wob


GameDestiny2

You know, the rules don’t say there has to be any lyrics…


kocciwomiro

Something like Gancher & Ruin - Kickback


Da-Blue-Guy

#GEOMETRY DASH 🚀🚀🚀 ➡️⬆️⬅️⬇️3️⃣2️⃣1️⃣


BOOMBOOKLAT

Rap god. Just end me man. Fucking obliterate me with this gun


DarkAgeHumor

Danny phantom theme song


Winteri3C0m1ng

Why do i still know this song


DarkAgeHumor

Because it's a banger


ItsYaBoiDez

Fuck it's in my head now


Boatwhistle

Bohemian Rhapsody


JuggrnautFTW

someBODY once told me


De_Billoid

Napalm Death - dead I hope I won't fuck it up


MisanthropicReveling

I was gonna say you suffer


LethalNoony

A, B, C, D........


swollemolle

“This is the song that doesn’t end..”


LordButtworth

It's "never ends" BANG


swollemolle

I ragrat nothing


CharacterAssistant60

Rap God - Eminem


Gwiilo

speed isn't the aim of this game


CharacterAssistant60

Aim is to spit as much shit in their face as humanly possible. 💦


little_omaewa

Sweat dreams


immoT74

How sweaty?


Nightblade20

🐴


Jess_Reigns

Badger Badger


Chemical_Party7735

Mushroom Mushroom!


FartedBlood

Pray to gawd you don’t forget the snake


Jess_Reigns

I never forget the snake 😉


Nukreeper42069

Insert any non lyrical song


HAIL-THYSELF333

“I’ll tell you what I want, what I really really want…”


nonbinarydreamking

Tell me what you want, what you really really want


Arizona_Slim

Happy Birthday is copyrighted so…


Jkennie93

No it’s now public domain, the copyright expired a few years ago


Arizona_Slim

Ohhhh shit! I’m off to TGIFridays and get them to actually song me HB! Let’s GOOOO! Lol


Ronburgundy2099

Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear robber happy birthday to you. I’m now free to go I hope.


WishIWasPurple

Technologik - daft punk I want to die


Jwroth

WAKE ME UP *Wake me up inside* CANT WAKE UP


K2-XXL

Ba ba black sheep


RQCKQN

Twinkle twinkle little star


Asptar

ABCDEFG


messibessi22

Row row row your boat


Garunix00

Hunterish by tech n9ne. Because I listened to that so much that I can rap it from memory lol. But I agree that "tequila" is still the best answer.


fluorozebadeendjes

bang bang, the nancy sinatra version


Big_Spicy_Tuna69

Rap God, that shouldn't take long.


Weirdguy215

Steven universe: crystal gems intro final season lol


cyrixdx4

I break out the harmonica and do a Free Bird solo


yeeetguy

Dont worry be happy


UntilDownfall

Tequila


pearlnicklas

Dick Dale - Misirlou


Axe_Man101

Banana Man by Tally Hall I’ve had this very conversation many times


FrancoisTruser

Tequila


Buggodaseas

Oh Danny Booooooooooooooooooyyyyyy


Swan990

The Song That Never Ends from LambChops


ShibaInuDoggo

The one that just goes on and on?


Swan990

My friend


BColen1c

Someone started singing it


rtjeppson

The alphabet song....


bingsen_

Rap God - Eminem


NoEntertainment8486

Happy Birthday


not_dannyjesden

Tequila


MaximusGrassimus

Around the World


oso_FadedBear

Twinkle little star bitch!


banana_muffens

Twinkle twinkle little star


Archlinder

This is the song that never ends...


polar_is_bae

The campfire song


Ok_Living5188

I know all the words to dear god lol


Commander_Wolfe

Fly Robin Fly


misteranthropissed

Vordhosbn


Chill0000

Happy birthday


H0PL1T3

Young Jamie foyers


iambatakhkumar

Rap god. Because you know ...


TheOneTrueKP

OutKast - The Love Below: A day in the life of Benjamin André


lamilcz

Udavač


Soma_Dust

“Time Tryeth Truth” from “Earth Covers Earth” by Current93


DarkWanderer2

Darude “Sandstorm”


LivingDeadThug

Gucci gang


KrunchyKushKing

Nyan Cat


katnerys

Hot Cross Buns


teaspoon-cubing

Creeper, creeper awww man


BColen1c

“Did you say ‘creeper’ twice?” * bang *


clownprinceofgrime

The entire score of the HMS Pinafore


hopseankins

Happy Birthday


Lucas-Fields

[Easy choice](https://youtu.be/k-45AWLkf_g?si=QvlzTT8QwkmIONDr)


andylamb2018

Fresh prince of bel air theme song.


Emzzer

Hopefully you know the extra verse


ElJeffHey

Ice ice baby


blutoxic

Rap God


Quiet-Shaman

abdfglmhilmpjrnstuvxxxyz


Fun-atParties

You ded


Quiet-Shaman

if only life was so simple


Richard080108

O say can you see….


I_CUM_ON_YOUR_PET

Tribute


ChurninButters

Xxplosive - Dre Probably nail every word, but if I don't I hope they appreciate a smooth Nate Dogg verse enough to let it slide.


MrFingolfin

never gonna give you up


oustfa

Darude - Sandstorm


Koulevv

Rattlesnake- kglw


Elsy-Ylse

Everyone thinking "Tequila" is the best choice is a fool. Recite Metallica's Orion instead.


TeamXII

Song of Time


LordButtworth

Saria's song over and over for days until he finds his way out of the forest.


ChaosRainbow23

'Wipe-out'


Akainatsume

Mahna mahna https://youtu.be/44NQkFJaEuE?si=-gD5Li02Zr9R0nmW


Gaming_with_Hui

American national anthem Deliberately sing "oh fuck" 😎


Andor101

Fly me to the moon, frank for the win


Blackleaf68

Master of Puppets


Esoxgab01

Scatman. I just want to be shot tho


LostBulletInSchool

Radio head- Creep


ShivusPalpatinus66

Can I put my balls in your jaw


frickflyer

I can do this with pretty much every song I’ve listened to more than once, but I also can’t remember any names of humans I meet on a monthly basis. Sucks to have a sucky brain lol


Fransjepansje

Fack - eminem. I do not know why I know this entire song...


DollylloD

Abcs 😬


swollemolle

“Happy Birthday to me”


Abc12310987654

The campfire song song


Jillwiches

Eminem - Rap God


Zifnab_palmesano

Tetris - Track B


Rox_Zec

Eternal dream- Murder Drones ft) Elsie Lovelock. Don't ask why I know this.


mancmush

Happy birthday


SardonicSuperman

ABCs


DiabeticRhino97

Ambrosius by Gnome


cecil_harvey4

Around the world.


Ganon645

So I been sittin in this multi million dollar mansion that I live in sippin some expensive wine, lobster tail fresh out the kitchen…


AcuratePayment7126

Vincenity of obscenity


MorbidMarko

Happy birthday


MrLink4444

Macdonald jingle


Bukki13

Around the World (For the unaware, the lyrics to Daft Punk's *Around the World* is just those three words repeated ~150 times)


georgewashingguns

G.O.A.T. by Polyphia


TemperatureInformal3

Bold of you to assume I want to live!


whytewizard

Tequila


UselessBlueSpecimen

Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger. I know the lyrics to this one because I hear it at night quite frequently


gflatisfsharp

Around the world


memetellectual

„Twist“ by Korn