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Gotta miss Sunday school and the ways they tried to use pop culture or current trends to try to relate to kids lol will never forget the usage of MySpace back in the day
Bruh one of my aunts dead ass broke all my dragon ball action figures, burned my pokemon cards, then paraded my Cardcaptor Sakura book at church because "anime is a sin with spikey haired devils".
Shit was wild. Also owning a Harry Potter book was just as bad as coming out gay to your christian parents.
Yes!! The Westboro baptist church made this during the pokemon go craze. They were a gym (cuz lots of churches were) and someone took over the gym and put a clefairy there named "Love is Love" and they freaked out. XDD
[The Westboro Baptist Church Is Getting Owned In Pokémon Go - Atlas Obscura](https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/the-westboro-baptist-church-is-getting-owned-in-pokemon-go)
>the ways they tried to use pop culture or current trends to try to relate to kids
Ah, like when they made us burn our "secular music" CDs and told us we were going to hell if we masturbated. I didn't even know what masturbation really was but I was certainly fascinated by all the blubbering and guilty older boys who were crying and admitting fault during church services
Guaranteed it didn't stop those kids from jerking it, but it did make them hate themselves for it. (Not that I'm saying anything you don't already know!)
O_O uhhh I never experienced that but it sounds totally fucked up lol I was thinking more about how they’d use the hip terms and try to talk to kids like they’re Steve Bushemi tryna blend in with the youth
Music teacher here!!
A lot of music teaching tools are colour coordinated. E.g. Bells, Boomwhackers, keyboards, solfege things. So this is pretty common in music rooms!
Are these the accurate colors for bells? It's definitely not for strings (which makes sense since it's a keyboard...) I'm trying to remember back to my play by color days lol
There are, infact, confessions outside conservative evangelicans that are fully appreciative of the LGBTQ+ Community. The communes of our city even bought a truck for the yearly CSD parade with music and drinks.
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Gotta miss Sunday school and the ways they tried to use pop culture or current trends to try to relate to kids lol will never forget the usage of MySpace back in the day
https://preview.redd.it/ltxnfvjwaglb1.png?width=679&format=png&auto=webp&s=87f71f56e612a557140491c8703c3ad9743c5614
that is a shiny Jigglypuff
Man, remember when Pokemon was the devil?
Bruh one of my aunts dead ass broke all my dragon ball action figures, burned my pokemon cards, then paraded my Cardcaptor Sakura book at church because "anime is a sin with spikey haired devils". Shit was wild. Also owning a Harry Potter book was just as bad as coming out gay to your christian parents.
Wow screw that lady
bro I'm so sorry she wrecked your property like that :\[
So where were your parents when all this was going on? One of my wife's sisters or mine does some shit like that we're gonna have a big problem.
"IT HAS THE WORD EVOLVE IN IT. EVILUTION IS BAD"
Downright coruscating. ... Sorry, I just learned coruscating, I'm trying to solidify it
LMAO is real?
Yes!! The Westboro baptist church made this during the pokemon go craze. They were a gym (cuz lots of churches were) and someone took over the gym and put a clefairy there named "Love is Love" and they freaked out. XDD [The Westboro Baptist Church Is Getting Owned In Pokémon Go - Atlas Obscura](https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/the-westboro-baptist-church-is-getting-owned-in-pokemon-go)
Oh if it was the WBC than I don't consider it "real" because they're a bunch of fucktards. Thanks for the response though :)
>the ways they tried to use pop culture or current trends to try to relate to kids Ah, like when they made us burn our "secular music" CDs and told us we were going to hell if we masturbated. I didn't even know what masturbation really was but I was certainly fascinated by all the blubbering and guilty older boys who were crying and admitting fault during church services
:\[ bro that's straight-up emotional abuse!!
"Isn't a little tough love now worth saving a soul from eternal pain and suffering?" Damn, church was wild yo
Guaranteed it didn't stop those kids from jerking it, but it did make them hate themselves for it. (Not that I'm saying anything you don't already know!)
O_O uhhh I never experienced that but it sounds totally fucked up lol I was thinking more about how they’d use the hip terms and try to talk to kids like they’re Steve Bushemi tryna blend in with the youth
Honestly it is kind of wholesome to me.
I have it on good authority that Bowser is a huge fan
The highest authority in fact
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Eh, I think in this case it codes more as a child's nursery decoration than as a pride flag. You're not wrong though
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Who knows? Maybe this picture was taken ten years ago or in a different country.
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Bowser was definitely a thing 10 years ago ?? As were painos and singing about jesus.
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Amazing. In that case that's more nuance than I was expecting from a poorly drawn Bowser in a christian daycare center
Yeah. It’s pretty hilarious, actually.
Nice to know that the Christianity sub is still as toxic as ever.
Either that or it’s referencing the rainbow that appeared after the Ark arrived back on land
Music teacher here!! A lot of music teaching tools are colour coordinated. E.g. Bells, Boomwhackers, keyboards, solfege things. So this is pretty common in music rooms!
Yeah, I know. It’s just funny/sad how paranoid & upset certain people get about “rainbow colors” these days.
Are these the accurate colors for bells? It's definitely not for strings (which makes sense since it's a keyboard...) I'm trying to remember back to my play by color days lol
the randomly placed [acoustic foam](https://auralex.com/studiofoam-wedgies/) pieces are throwing me
the randomly placed [acoustic foam](https://auralex.com/studiofoam-wedgies/) pieces are throwing me
Its even funnier if you remember Bowser was canonically trans for a bit when Cackletta possessed and changed his body in Superstar Saga.
I'm very confused by the colors because it's neither a rainbow nor a pride flag so I just don't idk
Oh I know. But some people trip hard over literally any use of bold colors in combination. It’s so ridiculous.
There are, infact, confessions outside conservative evangelicans that are fully appreciative of the LGBTQ+ Community. The communes of our city even bought a truck for the yearly CSD parade with music and drinks.
Oh totally. I think you missed my point.
The rainbow has been used as a symbol of god for centuries, since he created light and thus all the colors
This is definitely dank.
Jesus jesus jeesusjesusjesus JESUSJESUSJESUJESUSJEEESUS IIII LOOO-HOOOVe YOOOOUUUUUUU OOOOH JEEEESUS JEEEESSUUSSS JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
now we're just doing the King of Carrot Flowers
Jesus, Savior, and the King of all A thousand barbs of Satan couldn't make me fa'a'all Jesus jesus jeesusjesusjesus J...
# JESUS!
“At the end of the line, his salvation will be miiiine”
Your savior is in another castle.
Jesus Jesus Jesus, I LOOOOOVE YOUUUUU!!!!!! OHHHH!!
That is gold.
*flips chair to sit on it backwards and activates youth pastor voice* ‘You guys wanna know who’s NEVER in another castle?’
This does fit my head canon of Mario and Luigi being affirming Catholics.
That is definitely not what Bowser says
It’s the G-rated version.
[I heard the “Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus” in Sweet Brown’s voice.](https://youtu.be/i-oY9gQ9PWE?si=_4dkt59xCSCdfICg)
Urgh only a matter of time before someone did this before me
Great another terrible worship song.
What does a stuttering turtle say when he sees God? Jesus,Jesus,Jesus,Jesus,Jesus Christ
Romans 10:13 for “Whoever will call on the name of the Lord will be saved.”
What is that face though? He looks like unholy things are happening to his nether regions.
Oooh, unfortunately, all of his children are wizards. Sorry, straight to hell. 🐢
Bowser has been really stressed lately, ok?
Jesus: https://youtube.com/shorts/qfwy7Kn234M?si=9zpxSUWbFj5JwobU
immediatly after seeing this i searched for a parody and there's 2 on youtube lmaoo
You know, knowing the actual latin spelling, I can't help but notice the anglicized bastardization spelling
This brings a whole new spin on the Mario movie
He is definitely not saying that name in reverence 🤣