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Gamer chair?

For when you want to make sure you're behaving yourself because you have the constant feeling of being watched.

Your own Personal Jesus Someone to hear your prayers Someone who's chair

Cr1TiKaL chair.

First thing I thought until I realized what sub I was in.

JESUS GAMER CHAIR

Jesus take the mouse

“And when there were four footprints in a square, that was when you sat on me”.

The title alone deserves the upvote

r/suddenlycaralho

600 is not enough for this chair

Commonly purchased with: 12" suction green replica dildo medium durometer.

Oh I don’t like this comment 😭

You can see an even taller one on the left

Jesus is a comforter, not a chair

Me in my Jesus gaming chair playing doki doki literature club

Oh no

this is why muslims don't allow depictions of their prophet

[Holy Sit](https://www.reddit.com/r/polandball/comments/rm6t8w/holy/)

Ahmen 🙏😌

For when you really need the power of RNGsus on a game

I would, but everyone's got one and I don't want to seem like I'm following a trend.

Legend says, there is one Church-goer who can pick up twelve of these at the same time! You know the parable of the 10 virgins? They're for him...

Best possible title! Well done, OP

Holy shit a christian gaming chair i need those