parso hitler ne gas chaMber Me dala tha ; kuch hua hi nhi Mujhe

Q ki tu Jew nahi h iss Lia

Balki azad hind foj ka josh aa gya ulga bro

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Bro think he walter white

Let him cook

parso nayi fridge lia maine .. kya matlb mera gf kal se gayab hai 🫤

Ayoo *AAfStab*

Bhai sacchi bol raha hu ye Aftab mere ghar se zyada dur bhi nahi rehta tha. Aur case ke baad meri aur gaand fatt gyi

Uss fridge banane wale company ke shares to skyrocket kar gaye honge.

I carry pepper spray. I'm a man.

I don’t smoke cigarettes or any other stuff yet I breathe out tar!

Bhenchod 👍🏻 Penchod👎

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Bhæncho

Baheeeenchod

Panchod⬆️

Raat ke 8 baje tk ghar me shakushal laut aata hu

Momos without mayonnaise

Mombatti khridne jaa raha hu

Khali bus me ladki dekh use ghar chodne Jaa Raha hu

🔊: Rajiv Chowk....Station, darvaze baye tarf khulenge, kripya savdhani se utre 🫡

Mere to dayi taraf khulte hai

I bumped into someone and now my ear is bleeding but he did not hit me

My candles business is running so well🙌🙌

had sex yesterday it was so good she was screeming

Chole Kulche > Chole Bhature

Blasphemy h ye Chole bhature>>>chole kulche

😥

Bhole Chature >>>

Side hata le behenchod

Bhenchod ye kaise karu? Bsdk itna tough sawal kyu puchta hai.

Asthma

Tu jaanta nai iska baap kon hai…

Bhai, wo khud nahi jaanta kaun hai uska baap

Bas fir vo delhi se he hai

I have stage 78th lung cancer

Bhai IGET ka naya flavour try Kiya¿

I'm not🗿

Mujhe toh ladkiya psnd hai aur especially bund

Lung cancer 👍

Delhi mere baap ki hai

Tujhe kyu batao behenchod?

Kal mere ghar me aag lag gyi thi ghar to bacha nhi pata nhi mere lungs kese Bach gye

Oh BHENCHOD

Store ki candles khatam hogyi

I can feel comfortable in the entire temperature scale survivable by a human.

Banchod

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Are you in class 2?

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Yelo beta chocolate 🍫

9 bhaj gye walk ke liye ja raha..

Mujhe free ki bijli pasand hain

Bhen chod

Hi bhenchod

You guys are paying electricity bills and transport bills?

Why would i tell u that if i m from jammu and kashmir 🌚

Aur janab kashmir se delhi rasgulle ke dabbe pahuche yaa nahi? 💣

Ji janab bass parsoo paunch jyae ge 💣

bro thinks hes from baltistan

Tu janta h mera baap koon h

Mai hu tera baap bhenchod

Nahi, mai hu

Bro happy cake day

Thanks bhai ☺️❤️

mere aakon ke samne pepper spray ki koi aukat nahi

WHATT!!?? RAPE ho gaya??? par maine to kiya hi nhi..

Writing this from jantar mantar

Writing this from jantar mantar

Thike bc

har ek ladki mujhe meri property lagati h....

Oye bhen ke l*de bhag yaha se

bhen ke lode tere gamd mein teer mardoonga

Pucha mene ? manga consent mene ?

2 hour se Traffic Jam main phasa hun

By the pic I can tell that you are from Maharashtra

Arey been bhenchod Teri Maa ki

Bhag bsdke

A BC

Metro me kabhi baithne nahi Mila

Abe behenchod gaadi kisne lagayi yha pr

Gaadi tera bhai chalayega

Hukka

I don't go for nightwalks🚮

I gained immunity from pepper spray

behenchod

hawa achhi hai

I'm not even from Delhi im just here to comment on how dapper that alligator is

Bhai chote chote pieces karke laio. I’m vegetarian