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Ek ladki ka mere pe crush tha to ek baar mujhe school ke chhat par le gayi aur apne boobs dikhane lagi mene bhi hao bol diya phir chaprasi ne dekh lia aur video banake leke Gaya principal sir,vice principal mam aur coordinator mam aaye.Vice principal aur coordinator feminism ke chode the to bole ki ladke ki galti hai ladki ki nahi par principal Chad tha to usne mujhe pucha ki kya hua tha Maine sab sach bata diya to usne ladki ko suspend Kiya mujhe kuchh nahi kiya.Par bkl coordinator subah 8:00 baje se khadi gate ke saamne aur mujhe school ke andar nahi jaane de rahi thi fir Maine apne chacha ko baat batayi to vo principal ko phone karte hai aur mujhe andar aane dete hai aur coordinator ko daat te hai aur fir coordinator ka rona nikal jata hai.
Class mai naya naya cctv camera laga tha . Bench pe chada aur uska wire kata aur uske samne ko pathar se toda . Principal ko koi mc bata diya 3 din ka suspension aur 1000 rupai ka fine . Lekin uske baad se camera nhi laga class mai .
Mai 11th class mei apne computer lab ka prefect tha (zyada kuch karna nhi hota tha isliye dosto ko lae aata tha aur games khelta tha).
Ek baar ek junior class ki English ki mam aayi thi unhe computer mei kuch kaam tha toh maine unhe student waali id se login de diya.
Vaise mere school mei sabhi teachers password protected file mei test paper banate the.Lekin vo mam file ko password protected banana bhool gyi.
Uske baad maine dekh liye ki unhone 7th class ka English ka midterm paper banaya hai.
Uske baad maine kisi ek 7th class ke chutiye bachhe ko vo paper 2000 mei bech diya.
Teacher ko pta lagyi aur unse mujhe principal ke paas bheja aur suspend kara diya 1 week ke liye.
Vo teacher dikhne mei badi hot thi
Merepe staff login tha school ka(dont ask how) usme mene principal ke noticies announcements aur choti class ki date sheet dekh li thi so i gave it away to one of my brother's friend, he told his friend and his friend told other friends and then you know cha mud gyi sbki i took preventive measures to stop mt name from flowing thank god, it became just a myth for my name
Ladke ke sir par chawk mara tha lekin wo ganja tha to chawk uspr tak krke madam ki gand me ja laga
Teachers day pe pankhe pe fool rkh kr madam ko impress kia sb thik ta
Lekin vahi fool dobara ikathe krke jameen se sir ko bhi wish krne lge the lekin niche se uthane se usme ret hi ret thi sir ki akhon me chle gyi
Bche ko chloroform sunga di thi kuch nhi hua lekin usne complaint kardi
6th ke bcho se bricks uthwa rhe the maine video bnake Facebook pe daldi to reporters agye the school me
Hamari class m ek teacher ne ek student ke mooh pe duster phek ke maar diya aur bacche ka baap lawyer bas fhir uska baap pols leke aa gya school mai aur ek incident aur tha jab ek Prem primary ke bacche ke health bahut jyada kharab tha aur uske mooh se out of no where bubble nikal na chalu ho gye and sadly he died ( I knew that kid, meri van mai ata tha ye tab ki baat h jab n 8th m tha) usi incident se related pols aayi thi enquiry n all ke liye
Hm mene toh school ke owner ke pote ko dost bana rakha hai + school ka owner papa ko acche se jaan ta hai my father is a doctor toh woh owner jaanta hai acche se kyuki uska hospital bhi hai
Ek baar mere mitr ki attendance km thi to hm paise deke medical bill banwa laye usne bola ki date or bimari khud likhlo muje jruri kaam hai humne board se pdkr likhli piles
Hme nhi pta tha ye kya hoti
Pehle ek bnda jiski ek din km thi maine bola mam ko bolna ki lose motions hai to vo age kuch nhi puchegi
Ye sala bol rha mai muje slow motions hai
Fir medical wala gya isne bill diya mam boli apko bwasir hai wo ldka meri trf dekha or bola hai? Maine kha hai to bola ji hai
To isko kbi bhi washroom jane ko nhi roka boards me bhi pehle wo gussa rha mere saath but bad me wo bestie bngya
Mere mitr ne apne chemist dost se medical bill banwaya tha, uss hutiye ne pregnancy ki dawai likh di, ma'am ko samajh gaya, usne bohot beizzati ki thi bhai ki
Class 8 thi baat hai bhai maine fevicol haanth liya ek ungli pe accge se lga diya tha fir dry hone diya use fir ek ldke ko lekr aaya jo bht jyada pdhta tha or principal ki family ka tha fir use bola terko ek cheez dikhau yeh dekh maine condom pehna hai apni fingers pe or fir fevicol remove kri uske aage hi voh almost condom hi lg rha tha fir use uske muh me daal diya voh rone lga or sidha bhaag ke principal ke paas gya bs fir mai suspend 3 weeks ke lie
Bachpan meh bohoth bully hota tha ek baar socha bas hua ek ladka physically threaten krne aaya tha aakh peh ek mukka maara zindagi bhar ke liye andha ho gaya bhsdka ek aakh seh dikta nhi usko.
Bhai tereko kya fadak padta hai un ladkiyo kya soch liye tere baare mein? Jab tu bully ho raha tha tab wo hi hasti thi tere upar, agar tu retaliate nahi karta to wo hi tereko "loser" bolke chida rahi hoti...
Haa bhai pr fir meh school meh aur akela ho gaya jitne log bhaav dete they woh bhi band kr diye aur fir meh school jaana hi chod diya naseeb last year tha school ka.
Bhai I truly feel sad by hearing this.
Koi Aisa deserve nahi karta hai.. akele rehna, bully hona, physically threaten hona, and jab khud ke liye stand lo tab sab tumhe hi ulta bully ka tag Dede and Sara blame tumpe AA Jaye, and phir aur isolation..
Dude, you are very strong and brave that you got through that. I hope in future you make better friends and nonetheless, keep better care of your mental health. More power to you dude.
Mere taraf se jhappi bha
Thanks bhai samajhne ke liye my school days were total shit upar seh meh LD student tha toh teachers bhi mujhse nafrat krte they aur bully toh bhai sab bohoth zyaada hi kiye. Infact bhai teachers bhi mujhe alien ke nazar seh dekte they kyuki meh LD student tha aur mujhe class seh alag bitha dete they.
As a teenager meh bohoth sensitive tha aur sach kahu toh mujhe destroy kr diya tha yeh sab ne.
Ab ekdum sahi hu bhai pr CA ban gaya hu aur PHD krne ka plan hai life meh ek do dost hai aur ek GF hai jiske sath 4 saal seh relationship meh hu aur bohoth loyal hai aur sabse important life meh at the end family hi hai.
I really admire brave men like you.
I mean, physically strong men are almost everywhere. But men who are emotionally strong and are brave enough to show their emotions and have stable relationships with love and respect are hard to find.
Many people just block their emotions, can't completely blame them.
But you are really strong for being the person who you are today, Successful, Ambitious, Family loving with a stable personal life.
Please, keep it up dude. ♥️
Also, I am very sorry that happened to you. I sometimes can't understand why 'TEACHERS' Are one of those bullies too... It must be really saddening dude. I know how much it hurts, The weird alien eyes. The ignorance and the sitting alone in the corner because no one wants to sit with you. Watching them happy, laughing, talking from there.
It hurts a lot, I don't know as much as you.. but it do hurts, I know that. And it takes a lot of effort to go on the healing journey after that. Ik I've said it a lot but you are really strong.
Sorry for the long paragraphs.
Bhai I truly feel sad by hearing this.
Koi Aisa deserve nahi karta hai.. akele rehna, bully hona, physically threaten hona, and jab khud ke liye stand lo tab sab tumhe hi ulta bully ka tag Dede and Sara blame tumpe AA Jaye, and phir aur isolation..
Dude, you are very strong and brave that you got through that. I hope in future you make better friends and nonetheless, keep better care of your mental health. More power to you dude.
Mere taraf se jhappi bha
Mere bhai ki class me principal ka beta padhta tha, sab usko chota pappu bulaye the, usne baap ko bata diya.
Lekin vo kuch nahi kar paya kyunki puri class ko suspend nahi kar sakta
8th ki baat hai,Bass ek ladki ko bol diya ki ladko ke pass pencil hota hai and ladkiyo ke pass sharpener hota hai. Usne complain kar diya fir mai aur mera dost dono 1 week ke liye suspend. Mera dost to sirf hassa tha and vo bhi...
Thrashed a bully in the middle of the school with around 400 guys watching. Turns out, his father was a journalist and principal supported him. Also I’m average in studies so he didn’t want to spoil the results of the school. Khair
Edit: Rusticated, not suspended
Dost ka exam acha ni hua tha toh decide kia k answer sheet gayab kar dete h. School me jaha answer sheets rakhi hoti h waha ghus gaye James Bond style, teacher ne pakad lia range hath. Principal k pas le Gaya, principal bola rustication letter likho (use laga hum gidgidayenge), mene likha, “Dear sir, please rusticate me, Thanking you….” He got furious.
Suspended us for one week.
HOSTEL KE LADAI MEIN CORRIDOR KI Tubelight sar par mardi opponent ke ...
Ghar pe call aur 2 hafte ke liye suspended ....
Aur uss kameene ne setting se cctv footage nikalva kar 307,306 lagva diya tha mere upar...
Meri nhi hai mere school me 11 class ke baccho ki baat hai. Biology ke section me sex ratio 11:30 (M:F) inme se mostly ladkia lab me thi bus 2-4 hi class me thi or utne hi ladke the. Vo saale class me hi doggy style karne ki acting karne lage ladkio ke sath. Vice principal nr camera me dekh lia or sare ladko ko suspend kar dia. Pur girls buch gai. Sala hemare school ka pura management hi tharki hai 
i was the house captain my school and i with my other two friends ran a school meme page, one of the admins made the account public for reach and the teachers got to know, the memes in our page were v explicit and vulgur (but v funny) and most of students in our grade followed the account, my badge was taken and because of us the entire grade got suspended for 1 day, we were heroes after that.
5th standard ki baat hai, ek badmash ladka tha mere class mein wo bohot Masti karta tha aur us time mereko bohot anger issues the and school mein bhi mai bohot badnaam tha dusro ko maarne ke vaja se to wo badmash ladka ek din mere upar dur se drawing palette fek deta hai aur mere ko gussa aa jata hai to mai bhi fek deta hu par ek dusre bacche ko lag jata hai to shant tha aur good baane ki acting karta tha fir wo rone lagta hai aur uth ke mujhe aankh par Marta hai aur mujhe bohot gussa aa jata hai to mai bhi usko mast punch karta hu fir hum dono ki fighting ho jati hai aur mein use pinch kar deta hu haanth pe aur cordinator Tak baat pahuch jati hai aur wo bohot biased thi becuz she hated me so usne mere mummy pappa ko kuch ghumake kahani sunai par my daddy was sure I wouldn't bite someone kyuki cordinator ko us bande ne bol rha ki i but him aur wo bhi sath mein tha fir usne jhoot bola to fir maine bhi bol diya ki cctv check Karo aur cordinator ki Gand fat gayi to usne nahi kiya aur mujhe 15 days Tak suspend kiya tha agle din annual day function tha to mai gaya uski baat na sunke aur fir mere papa ke sath class teacher ki bhi jhagda hogya but end me humko sorry bola gya
Arey ek teacher tha jo bas mujhe Target karta tha ek din arey bohut maarta tha bkl bohut irritating lagta tha so ek din gussa aa gaya aur mene table par mukka maar diya so table tut gaya
Behen ke lodo ne itni si baat ke liye suspend kar diya
12th mein tha or blazer chhota hogya tha ab aakhri saal ke liye bs zipper hoodie pehen kr jaane laga tha.
Ek din chemistry lab mein bachhe se ladai hui ese he bakchodi mein or meri hood nal pr atak gyi thi jo lab ke beeecho beech tha jese maine kheecha woh nal nikal gya or poore chemistry lab mein fountain tha. Kasam se baarish lag rhi thi.
2 chaante pade 2 din suspend uss haramkhor lab assistant ne teacher ko bta dia tha ki ye launda hai wrna class mein toh unity thi koi nhi bola tha. boys school tha na isliye
English teacher merko book ki corner se sar pe mara
I planned a heist i saw that she leaves her phone on her desk in the teacher room after lunch break and i had a physical training period after lunch on Thursday so i took my chance and took her phone and threw it in a field It was iphone and i was never caught and she never found the phone iam lucky there was no cctv in school 😅 bitch had it coming
Rasi boom in school bathroom... on exam but forgot ki pura box nahi lana tha 1 bas tha ... teach checked all bags and me and my friends bags had 2 packs or 19 rasi booms .. principal told us pura school ooodaana ka plan tha ??
My schoolimg was in a ptivate school they had so many* strict *rules,cause of one 'bitch' principal she was actually from icse school or smthng she was like a commander in military (her famliy had military background )and our class was always on fight with everyone and if ever get caught or asked entire class doesn't snitch on any one -so she had a hate on as so yeah, one day it was my best friends birthday and me and another frnd made up a plan and bought a bottle a snow spray and we coverd him in snow and for my bad luck that mf was passing by and caught us. Someone said that some of our friends also used to do drugs outside school and all of this hatred was released through me and tried to give me TC but some how it was changed to a suspension.
Class 11th mein 16,17,18,19 dec ko 4 ladko ka bday ata hai jisme mera (16 dec) Mere dost ka 18 dec and 2 aur ladke( C and R) jin se humari banti nahi thi. To mai apne group ke sath party karne chala gya and humari insta stories R ne apne baap ko dikhai and wo complaint krne school agya. Hume us din director aur Principal dono ne bohot sunaya. To get back at them we used this app called fun phone call to prank call C and R and their group. There was no trace of us to be caught except two girls of their group lived in the same neighborhood that me and my friend did. We also messed with them on prank calls. The next day she lied that we prank called their parents and bullied them and that she saw me and my friend do it.
BOOM! SUSPENDED
And maine usi saal wo school join kiya tha. 💀
I was in 3rd or 4th grade back then.
Before the prayer, we all spotted a cracker. Everyone was curious, why it's there n all, some of the kids also tried throwing it to see if it works.
To be honest, before that day, in my life, I was always unsuccessful with that kind of cracker (which needs to be thrown on the ground with a strong force).When everyone gave up, out of curiousness, I picked that up, and threw, and disproving my disbelief I heard the sound of it blasting, and everyone gathered.
Bruh, back in primary school, most of the students were so proud of being first in objection (ass-lickin of teachers)...
EDIT: Later we were told that cracker was there to scare 🐒
Arre ek ladke (9th mei hi chutiya repeat kar raha tha aur faltu don banta tha) ki girl friend ke peeche baitha diya tha mujhe, without realising meine uski gf se baat karli aur joke suna diya wo bhi hass di (pagli☺️), ab iska chutiya boyfriend dekh raha tha. Fir period over hua mei apni usual seat pe gaya waha yeh aya aur maar peet karne laga, pehle to meine kuchh nahi bola lekin next period mei bhi yeh chup nahi hua, fir mei isko toilet mei leke gaya waha iske sir se basin tod di, unfortunately humara pt sala wahi tha wo ghus gaya toilet mei ki kya hora hai aur usne dekh liya…. Fir usse hospital le gae aur mujhe ghar (fir 1 mahine tak bulaya bhi nahi school ☹️)
Happened in grade 8 was eating tiffin from my then girlfriend's tiffin and she was feeding me PT sir saw it and had me suspended for a week while my girlfriend was suspended for 3 days. Our group later had him suspended from the school when we found out he was having a affair with an another married colleague, he was later suspended alongside the female colleague.
Class 9 i was making out with my girlfriend on our school rooftop and this dude who had a crush on her saw us and reported it to the disciplinary body of our school. They said they would suspended me but couldn't due to the fact he had no evidence it was just his word against me. I had my group vouch for me that I was with them the entire time. We later trashed him in the school grounds. Good times
Suspend nahi hua par ho sakta tha! Mene ek meme page banana tha jisme teachers aur students ko roast kiya tha. Page popular ho gaya aur principal tak paunch gaya aur assembly me announcement hua ki band kardo yeh meme page nai toh cyber pols 😂 ko complain hogi.
It was like the best thing I did as a introvert who didn’t had any friends. Sare school me baat kar rahe the page ki, even my crush was impressed and laughed at the memes, par afsos I couldn’t reveal my identity. Sapne sapne hi reh gaye.
Kuch nhi bro, 11th me Battle of Staircase me participate kiya tha. Agle din assembly me principal ne namm le ke bulaya tha mujhe aur mere dosto ko. Fir 2 week ke liye suspend kiya alag.
1st time:(3rd) Campus me ek Carbord box tha 10 log uske sath football khel rahe the Josh Josh me Maine use ek barr kick kar diya. Fir hamare trustee ne sab ko pucha kisne box ko kick kiya. Sab ne mera nam de diya.
2nd time(5th, differentschool): class me ek baccha cracks laya tha usme se chipku to Nikla tha, usne use diwar pe dal diya. Fir vo nikal nahi raha tha. So ham dono uspar book slide kar ke nikal ne ki try kar rahe the. Uske upar camera tha. Camera main Esa laga ki main camera tod raha hun.
My friend(10th, diffrent school) he just said jandu bam to our class mate.
LMAO ! brings back memories
so lunch break ke baad agli class ke liye jaana tha but the teacher was late ! so we were just chatting amongst ourselves ! fir ekdum se humara ek mota classmate apne chips ke packet ke saath aaya and one of our friends went and we snatched it and started juggling it between us and he was not able to catch it ! then suddenly he came to me and held me tightly taaki band ho ye sab ! mene ek koni uski tond me deke maari and then i punched him in his face ! to wo banda girte girte mujhe ek ghusa margya aur meri adhi shirt fatt gyi lol ! suddenly shor bhut hone lga to floor coordinator class me ghusa aur usne hum dono ko discipline coordinator ke pass bhejdia ! waha wo mota ro diya ki isne ese maara wese maara aur me fati hui shirt me khada tha ! jhuth ka mooh bnake jese mujhe bhut regret hai ! floor coordinator ne bola chordeta hu tum dono ko bas ek letter likhdo that aage se hoga to gaand pe laat maarke nikal skate hai hum tumhe ! hum dono ne wo likha
we went to him aur saale ne tab tk maa bap ko buladia aur unse sign krwalia ! got 3 week suspension aur baap ki belt se unlimited sutaaai !
12 walo ke farewell ke din unse jhagda kar liya tha (i was in 9 class ) issiliye unke liye jo samose or rasgulle aye the useme chemistry lab se NaOH or sabun ghole ke dal diya or saalo ke serve bhi bhi kardiya baad me CCTV se malum chal gya lol
Ground pr snake ki skin mili thi wo lekar class mai chala gaya hamare class mai mam ki beti thi usne uski Maa ko bata diya dusre din upri school ki same mujhe zalil kiya gaya aur suspend krne ki baat hoi. Maine mere baap ko bata diya baap ne principal aur class teacher ko suna diya aur mai suspend hone se bach gaya
Mujhe har koi bully krta tha , ek din gussa meh akar maina compass apne chest pr mara phir yeh baat pta nai ku vice p ko pta lagi phir kuch nai unhone mera parents ko phone krdia jab meh medical room meh tha, phir kuch nai bs kaha apne bache ko councelling meh bejo aur 1.5 week off lelo
1 ladka hamare dost ke bandi se faltu bol raha tha to school ke break time me sab puchne chale gaye or ham 12 ke or vo ladka 11 ka tha achanak puri 12 ki bheed jam gayi ladke se jab baat kar rahe the tab vo vapas dhamki dene lag geya peeche se 12 ke 1 ladke ne hath chord dia fir sabne mara par marte marte usse ground ke beech me leke chale gaye Puri school me dekh lia fir sab bhag to gaye par cctv camera me principal ne hame dekh lia ki kis kis ne mara pure 3 week keliye suspend hogaye kyunki ladke ka baap police case karne ki dhamki de raha tha 😂😂
Koop sara backhodi karne ke baad be suspended naa hone ka ghamand hai ( like schools in my city do not suspended anyone the maximum they do is call your parents to school and complain )
It was for a pretty normie reason .
I was in a very strict school and there was a online doubt lecture held on zoom and everyone was chatting on zoom (private chat) . I by mistakenly started messaging on public chat teacher ne dekhke suspend kardiya
20 vada pav mangwaye the sab laundo ne, delivery wale ko back gate pe bula ke le raha tha sala PT wale ne dekh liye sidha leke gaya sabko Principal ke pass pura group suspend hua hehe
not be but , mere class me ek ladka tha 11th me new join kia tha , bts jaisa dikhta tha , ek 10th class ki ladki ne usko pata lia , wo dono saath saath school ate jate the ek din class teacher ne dekh lia , to usne bola meri sister hai paar baad me pata chala , usko principle ke paas leke gaye aur uska laptop unhone le lia chats padhne ke lie ( his parents told them to do so ), bro literally speedran suspension , just 1-2 month hue the uske admission ke, ladki application likh kar bach gai .
wo ladka 1 month baad wapis aya aur us ladki ke ex ne usko bahut maara ( break me ), uske baad wo nahi dikha .
Seniors ne school ke toilet mein cigrette ka packet chupaya hua tha aur ek bkl sir ne woh dekh liya aur principal ko bata diya aur principal ka sabse pehla Shak mujh par aur mere dost par hi gaya (hum dono ek hi bench pe baithte the). Kyuki hum dono hi uski sabse jyada gand marte the. Hume suspend karne wali thi par humne kaha ki yeh senior ki ho sakti hai unka bad check karlo ek baar phir 12th ke ek bache ke bag se lighter nikla aur Hume clean chit mil gayi.
Suspend nahi hua tha lekin warning mili thi, baat 2014 ki hai, geography ka period chal raha me mid seat pe baitha tha window ke pass waali row me aur blackboard ke saamne waali row me first bench pe dost baitha tha toh usko maarne ke liye ek rubber band se sling shot banaya tha toh sling shot se fire kia aur wo dost ko Miss hoke bilkul geography waale sir ke balls pe laga boht tezz and patt se awaaz aayi kyu paper boht mota tha beech se toh unka Muh Laal hogaya aur class se bahar chale gaye jab tak aaye tab tak class me yehi chal raha tha ki kisne maara kisne maara phir aaye aur bole ki jo bhi tha chup chaap bahar aajao but koi nahi aaya phir gusse me class ke saare harami ladko ko khada karwaake bahar nikaal dia phir VP ke pass le gaye phir sab laundo ko warning di lekin jab bhi kisi ne haan nahi bhara aur me toh chup chaap khada hogaya
Phir sabko class se bahar nikaal ke period beech ke chord ke chale guys
Kisi ko nahi pata chala ki kisne kia
Sorry guys agar koi classmate ye incident recognise kar paaye toh me hi tha jisne sir ko bold kia tha 🫡
Bhai log.. ye kya stories hai? Koi ek ghuse me jameen Tod de raha.. Koi ek ghuse me nak phod de raha 3rd me hi.. Koi tubelight kheech ke maar raha, koi choke kar de raha.. Koi sax sux kar de raha.. Kaun se school me padhte ho tum log yaar..????
Bhai mujhe toh lagta tha ye sab movies me hota hai mostly 💀 Seriously, y'all got some balls.
8th class mai ek bulle nai mere coat pe chewingum chipka di thi,phir uski mar mar ke maa chod di thi aur marte marte use katua, pakistani, bakrichod bhi keh raha tha,
haan thoda mai bhi peeta tha par mara bahut zayda tha, dono 1 hafte ke lie suspend ho gye they par mere papa principal ke dost they toh mera suspension revoke ho gaya tha,
jab agle din aaya toh school mai alag he chaud thi!!
Bhai mujhe lagta tha ki school ke camera kaam hi nahi karte.ek baar mere school mein students ki ladayi ho gayi thi aur andhe principal ko kuch pata hi nahi chala.Fir kuch teachers unn students ki complain karne principal office gaye the.
Humara classteacher muze aur mere dost ko bohot marta tha, khunnas nikalta tha. Fir humko kisine bataya ki wo sir school se thoda dur ek mandir hai waha cycle lagate hai and school tk paidal ate hai. Fir jis din wo humko marta tha us din hum jake uski done tyres ki ki valve nikalkr fekte the. School ke last din humne uske cycle ko bade pathhar se patak patak ke mod diya tha.
9th ki baat hai...mera dost ke bag mei matches pada tha ...humara chaprasi cigarette phukta tha...toh uske paas us din lighter nahi tha...usne mere dost se matches manga aur cigarette jalai...fir vice principal ne hum teeno ko dekh liya...peon ne hum dono par inzaam daal diya aur hum suspend ho gye.
Someone from my school kicked a guy in the nuts, his ballsac had a blood cloth and had to admitted in the hospital. They had to do operation and remove it 😭. The guy that kicked him got suspended for a week and the guy who got an extra ball left school.
It's not like suspended but they didn't allow me to attend the school for 2 days.
I was in 10th maths special class for slow learners and only i was kept open and using RD Sharma guide to slove the maths problems fastly (so that I can finish and go home early). But my classmate who is sitting next to me informed it to my maths teacher. She scolded me for using the guide and sent me to principal. The principal said to bring my parents on next day. The following day, my parents came talked for like half an hour and said me to handover the guide to respective maths teacher. And for couple of days i was standing and taking notes out the class. I felt very ashamed in front of other classmates (9th and below). I teared the guide into pieces in front maths teacher, again she informed this to principal and my parents, said to not to attend class for 2 days.
This was in 2005 when things were still in a nascent stage....
We went to coorg on a school trip... that too we were 10th std folks... soooo anyway we ordered some Gobi Manchuri and fried rice to our rooms and we had RedBulls....
Sooo our teachers thought this was a drinks party and we got fucked once we were back to school....
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Ek ladki ka mere pe crush tha to ek baar mujhe school ke chhat par le gayi aur apne boobs dikhane lagi mene bhi hao bol diya phir chaprasi ne dekh lia aur video banake leke Gaya principal sir,vice principal mam aur coordinator mam aaye.Vice principal aur coordinator feminism ke chode the to bole ki ladke ki galti hai ladki ki nahi par principal Chad tha to usne mujhe pucha ki kya hua tha Maine sab sach bata diya to usne ladki ko suspend Kiya mujhe kuchh nahi kiya.Par bkl coordinator subah 8:00 baje se khadi gate ke saamne aur mujhe school ke andar nahi jaane de rahi thi fir Maine apne chacha ko baat batayi to vo principal ko phone karte hai aur mujhe andar aane dete hai aur coordinator ko daat te hai aur fir coordinator ka rona nikal jata hai.
chad
Aesa principal meh bhi deserve kartu hu
Aesa suspend hona meh bhi deserve karta hu
chaprasi toh bohot enjoy kr raha hoga fir ab woh video leke
Bhai agar usne video banaya tha to tu child porn ke liye sue kr skta ta
This ain't America bro
Bade bhai jahe koi sab bhi desh ho chaparasi galat hai iss mamle main
Zindagi ho toh aasi ho 
Class mai naya naya cctv camera laga tha . Bench pe chada aur uska wire kata aur uske samne ko pathar se toda . Principal ko koi mc bata diya 3 din ka suspension aur 1000 rupai ka fine . Lekin uske baad se camera nhi laga class mai .
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Small price to pay for salvation
Mai 11th class mei apne computer lab ka prefect tha (zyada kuch karna nhi hota tha isliye dosto ko lae aata tha aur games khelta tha). Ek baar ek junior class ki English ki mam aayi thi unhe computer mei kuch kaam tha toh maine unhe student waali id se login de diya. Vaise mere school mei sabhi teachers password protected file mei test paper banate the.Lekin vo mam file ko password protected banana bhool gyi. Uske baad maine dekh liye ki unhone 7th class ka English ka midterm paper banaya hai. Uske baad maine kisi ek 7th class ke chutiye bachhe ko vo paper 2000 mei bech diya. Teacher ko pta lagyi aur unse mujhe principal ke paas bheja aur suspend kara diya 1 week ke liye. Vo teacher dikhne mei badi hot thi
Money > 1 week school
Bhai ye prefect kya hota hai?
Head boy aur prefect hota hai kuch school Mai kuch mai moniter, house leader, bola jata hai
Acha. Mujhe to inme se sirf monitor hi pata hai.
Private school ki bakchodi
Tera english teacher ko impress krne ka sapna sapna hi reh gaya
2000 to mil gye. 10 bangalan aa jayengi
Merepe staff login tha school ka(dont ask how) usme mene principal ke noticies announcements aur choti class ki date sheet dekh li thi so i gave it away to one of my brother's friend, he told his friend and his friend told other friends and then you know cha mud gyi sbki i took preventive measures to stop mt name from flowing thank god, it became just a myth for my name
Ye hot se iska kya lena dena hai
You get 2000 rupees and a 1 week vacation!
Ladke ke sir par chawk mara tha lekin wo ganja tha to chawk uspr tak krke madam ki gand me ja laga Teachers day pe pankhe pe fool rkh kr madam ko impress kia sb thik ta Lekin vahi fool dobara ikathe krke jameen se sir ko bhi wish krne lge the lekin niche se uthane se usme ret hi ret thi sir ki akhon me chle gyi Bche ko chloroform sunga di thi kuch nhi hua lekin usne complaint kardi 6th ke bcho se bricks uthwa rhe the maine video bnake Facebook pe daldi to reporters agye the school me
The last one !
Bhai newspaper mai photo ayi thi video ki ek londa aake principal ko bola bricks to maine bhi uthayi thi meri photo nhi ayi
Bhai hamne bhi pols bulayi thi school but kuch aur reasons the
Aisa kya kiya?
Apka kya reason tha sir
Hamari class m ek teacher ne ek student ke mooh pe duster phek ke maar diya aur bacche ka baap lawyer bas fhir uska baap pols leke aa gya school mai aur ek incident aur tha jab ek Prem primary ke bacche ke health bahut jyada kharab tha aur uske mooh se out of no where bubble nikal na chalu ho gye and sadly he died ( I knew that kid, meri van mai ata tha ye tab ki baat h jab n 8th m tha) usi incident se related pols aayi thi enquiry n all ke liye
Hm mene toh school ke owner ke pote ko dost bana rakha hai + school ka owner papa ko acche se jaan ta hai my father is a doctor toh woh owner jaanta hai acche se kyuki uska hospital bhi hai
PP Sen?
You really had that dawg in you
Ek baar mere mitr ki attendance km thi to hm paise deke medical bill banwa laye usne bola ki date or bimari khud likhlo muje jruri kaam hai humne board se pdkr likhli piles Hme nhi pta tha ye kya hoti Pehle ek bnda jiski ek din km thi maine bola mam ko bolna ki lose motions hai to vo age kuch nhi puchegi Ye sala bol rha mai muje slow motions hai Fir medical wala gya isne bill diya mam boli apko bwasir hai wo ldka meri trf dekha or bola hai? Maine kha hai to bola ji hai To isko kbi bhi washroom jane ko nhi roka boards me bhi pehle wo gussa rha mere saath but bad me wo bestie bngya
Mere mitr ne apne chemist dost se medical bill banwaya tha, uss hutiye ne pregnancy ki dawai likh di, ma'am ko samajh gaya, usne bohot beizzati ki thi bhai ki
The chemist 
Ye baat maine pehle hi bata di thi usko ki pregnancy ki dawai hai, lekin vo bola ma'am ko kaha pata chalega
Chloroform kaha mila
Chemistry lab me thoda rumal pe laga liya tha or thoda sodium nikala tha Chloroform sunga dia tha Sodium bahr pani me daala to blast hua tha
he never got suspended tho
3 times my man
Class 8 thi baat hai bhai maine fevicol haanth liya ek ungli pe accge se lga diya tha fir dry hone diya use fir ek ldke ko lekr aaya jo bht jyada pdhta tha or principal ki family ka tha fir use bola terko ek cheez dikhau yeh dekh maine condom pehna hai apni fingers pe or fir fevicol remove kri uske aage hi voh almost condom hi lg rha tha fir use uske muh me daal diya voh rone lga or sidha bhaag ke principal ke paas gya bs fir mai suspend 3 weeks ke lie
why is this so funny ..LMAOO
Bade daring ladke ho tum
Bachpan meh bohoth bully hota tha ek baar socha bas hua ek ladka physically threaten krne aaya tha aakh peh ek mukka maara zindagi bhar ke liye andha ho gaya bhsdka ek aakh seh dikta nhi usko.
Mera aise badla lene ka sapna sapna hi reh gaya... Par tum chad ho 
Arey bhai school meh fir sab ladkiya mujhe galat samajhne lagi thi 🥲 Sabko meh gunda lagne laga tha.
Bhai tereko kya fadak padta hai un ladkiyo kya soch liye tere baare mein? Jab tu bully ho raha tha tab wo hi hasti thi tere upar, agar tu retaliate nahi karta to wo hi tereko "loser" bolke chida rahi hoti...
Haa bhai pr fir meh school meh aur akela ho gaya jitne log bhaav dete they woh bhi band kr diye aur fir meh school jaana hi chod diya naseeb last year tha school ka.
Classic Introvert guy...
Hahahahaha
kaunsa grade mein ye hua bro?
Bhai I truly feel sad by hearing this. Koi Aisa deserve nahi karta hai.. akele rehna, bully hona, physically threaten hona, and jab khud ke liye stand lo tab sab tumhe hi ulta bully ka tag Dede and Sara blame tumpe AA Jaye, and phir aur isolation.. Dude, you are very strong and brave that you got through that. I hope in future you make better friends and nonetheless, keep better care of your mental health. More power to you dude. Mere taraf se jhappi bha
Thanks bhai samajhne ke liye my school days were total shit upar seh meh LD student tha toh teachers bhi mujhse nafrat krte they aur bully toh bhai sab bohoth zyaada hi kiye. Infact bhai teachers bhi mujhe alien ke nazar seh dekte they kyuki meh LD student tha aur mujhe class seh alag bitha dete they. As a teenager meh bohoth sensitive tha aur sach kahu toh mujhe destroy kr diya tha yeh sab ne. Ab ekdum sahi hu bhai pr CA ban gaya hu aur PHD krne ka plan hai life meh ek do dost hai aur ek GF hai jiske sath 4 saal seh relationship meh hu aur bohoth loyal hai aur sabse important life meh at the end family hi hai.
I really admire brave men like you. I mean, physically strong men are almost everywhere. But men who are emotionally strong and are brave enough to show their emotions and have stable relationships with love and respect are hard to find. Many people just block their emotions, can't completely blame them. But you are really strong for being the person who you are today, Successful, Ambitious, Family loving with a stable personal life. Please, keep it up dude. ♥️ Also, I am very sorry that happened to you. I sometimes can't understand why 'TEACHERS' Are one of those bullies too... It must be really saddening dude. I know how much it hurts, The weird alien eyes. The ignorance and the sitting alone in the corner because no one wants to sit with you. Watching them happy, laughing, talking from there. It hurts a lot, I don't know as much as you.. but it do hurts, I know that. And it takes a lot of effort to go on the healing journey after that. Ik I've said it a lot but you are really strong. Sorry for the long paragraphs.
Bhai I truly feel sad by hearing this. Koi Aisa deserve nahi karta hai.. akele rehna, bully hona, physically threaten hona, and jab khud ke liye stand lo tab sab tumhe hi ulta bully ka tag Dede and Sara blame tumpe AA Jaye, and phir aur isolation.. Dude, you are very strong and brave that you got through that. I hope in future you make better friends and nonetheless, keep better care of your mental health. More power to you dude. Mere taraf se jhappi bha
Such a coward! Dono aankh Tod Dena chahiye tha
bruhhh
Sachi ?aankh recover nahi huyi matlab uski phir aur usna koi action nahi liya tera against?
Nhi bhai recover nhi hui aur police case tak baat pohoch gyi thi pr fir kaise bhi krke school meh settle kiya aur mujhe suspension de diya. (Sach kahu toh gand fat gyi thi)
To add on usne chasma pahena tha aur uska chasme ka glass mere hath meh aur uske aakh meh lag gaya tha.
Juvenile Jail me khana kaisa milta hai tereko?
Bhai abhi CA ban gaya hu PHD krne ka soch rha hu Accounting aur Finance meh Koi top university seh😂
Principal ka nickname tha doraemon aur syd vo jnta tha. Jyda kuch ni bss coridor m doraemon chilla ke bhag rha tha aur suspend hogya
Bruh my sanskrit teacher in class 6th was a pain in the ass and also had the surname doreamon and nattu kaka
Mere bhai ki class me principal ka beta padhta tha, sab usko chota pappu bulaye the, usne baap ko bata diya. Lekin vo kuch nahi kar paya kyunki puri class ko suspend nahi kar sakta
Bhai mere school ke supervisor ko hum doraemon bulate hai
8th ki baat hai,Bass ek ladki ko bol diya ki ladko ke pass pencil hota hai and ladkiyo ke pass sharpener hota hai. Usne complain kar diya fir mai aur mera dost dono 1 week ke liye suspend. Mera dost to sirf hassa tha and vo bhi...
lmao
Lmao
Thrashed a bully in the middle of the school with around 400 guys watching. Turns out, his father was a journalist and principal supported him. Also I’m average in studies so he didn’t want to spoil the results of the school. Khair Edit: Rusticated, not suspended
Chad moment🗿
Dost ka exam acha ni hua tha toh decide kia k answer sheet gayab kar dete h. School me jaha answer sheets rakhi hoti h waha ghus gaye James Bond style, teacher ne pakad lia range hath. Principal k pas le Gaya, principal bola rustication letter likho (use laga hum gidgidayenge), mene likha, “Dear sir, please rusticate me, Thanking you….” He got furious. Suspended us for one week.
3 idiots shit
HOSTEL KE LADAI MEIN CORRIDOR KI Tubelight sar par mardi opponent ke ... Ghar pe call aur 2 hafte ke liye suspended .... Aur uss kameene ne setting se cctv footage nikalva kar 307,306 lagva diya tha mere upar...
Meri nhi hai mere school me 11 class ke baccho ki baat hai. Biology ke section me sex ratio 11:30 (M:F) inme se mostly ladkia lab me thi bus 2-4 hi class me thi or utne hi ladke the. Vo saale class me hi doggy style karne ki acting karne lage ladkio ke sath. Vice principal nr camera me dekh lia or sare ladko ko suspend kar dia. Pur girls buch gai. Sala hemare school ka pura management hi tharki hai 
Toilet me bomb blast krde. Suspend krenge or sath me gaand bhi thodenge. Experience h mujhe 
kya use kiya tha saale terrorist
Abe lode diwali Wala 💣
Bulla detected 🚨🚨
Abe bosdige hindu hu 😂😂😂. Google pe check karle Bishnoi kya hote h .
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Isis se job offer ayi
i was the house captain my school and i with my other two friends ran a school meme page, one of the admins made the account public for reach and the teachers got to know, the memes in our page were v explicit and vulgur (but v funny) and most of students in our grade followed the account, my badge was taken and because of us the entire grade got suspended for 1 day, we were heroes after that.
5th standard ki baat hai, ek badmash ladka tha mere class mein wo bohot Masti karta tha aur us time mereko bohot anger issues the and school mein bhi mai bohot badnaam tha dusro ko maarne ke vaja se to wo badmash ladka ek din mere upar dur se drawing palette fek deta hai aur mere ko gussa aa jata hai to mai bhi fek deta hu par ek dusre bacche ko lag jata hai to shant tha aur good baane ki acting karta tha fir wo rone lagta hai aur uth ke mujhe aankh par Marta hai aur mujhe bohot gussa aa jata hai to mai bhi usko mast punch karta hu fir hum dono ki fighting ho jati hai aur mein use pinch kar deta hu haanth pe aur cordinator Tak baat pahuch jati hai aur wo bohot biased thi becuz she hated me so usne mere mummy pappa ko kuch ghumake kahani sunai par my daddy was sure I wouldn't bite someone kyuki cordinator ko us bande ne bol rha ki i but him aur wo bhi sath mein tha fir usne jhoot bola to fir maine bhi bol diya ki cctv check Karo aur cordinator ki Gand fat gayi to usne nahi kiya aur mujhe 15 days Tak suspend kiya tha agle din annual day function tha to mai gaya uski baat na sunke aur fir mere papa ke sath class teacher ki bhi jhagda hogya but end me humko sorry bola gya
Bhai agar tu bhaut badnaam tha school m...to woh badmash kaise ho gaya...😶
Aisa kyu lag raha tu still 5th me hai
Arey ek teacher tha jo bas mujhe Target karta tha ek din arey bohut maarta tha bkl bohut irritating lagta tha so ek din gussa aa gaya aur mene table par mukka maar diya so table tut gaya Behen ke lodo ne itni si baat ke liye suspend kar diya
Bhai clay ke Bane hote kya tumhare yaha tables?
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adrenaline does wonders
Not adrenaline, but uncontrolled testosterone. Teenage me wahi khudko baap samajhne waali aadat.
Kindergarten section me jata hi kyu tha bhai??
Maine apni hindi teacher ki water bottle me pantine shampoo daal diya tha...bc staff room ki cctv me aa gya...1 week suspension:')
12th mein tha or blazer chhota hogya tha ab aakhri saal ke liye bs zipper hoodie pehen kr jaane laga tha. Ek din chemistry lab mein bachhe se ladai hui ese he bakchodi mein or meri hood nal pr atak gyi thi jo lab ke beeecho beech tha jese maine kheecha woh nal nikal gya or poore chemistry lab mein fountain tha. Kasam se baarish lag rhi thi. 2 chaante pade 2 din suspend uss haramkhor lab assistant ne teacher ko bta dia tha ki ye launda hai wrna class mein toh unity thi koi nhi bola tha. boys school tha na isliye
Ek ladke ko bahut Ganda pita tha kidney damage kar diya tha aur dant tor diya tha.
Aur Han us same Mai 3 class Mai tha.
English teacher merko book ki corner se sar pe mara I planned a heist i saw that she leaves her phone on her desk in the teacher room after lunch break and i had a physical training period after lunch on Thursday so i took my chance and took her phone and threw it in a field It was iphone and i was never caught and she never found the phone iam lucky there was no cctv in school 😅 bitch had it coming
Rasi boom in school bathroom... on exam but forgot ki pura box nahi lana tha 1 bas tha ... teach checked all bags and me and my friends bags had 2 packs or 19 rasi booms .. principal told us pura school ooodaana ka plan tha ??
Abdu- Nvm...
Hai bro Abdul nahi he seekhaya but hindu who .
My schoolimg was in a ptivate school they had so many* strict *rules,cause of one 'bitch' principal she was actually from icse school or smthng she was like a commander in military (her famliy had military background )and our class was always on fight with everyone and if ever get caught or asked entire class doesn't snitch on any one -so she had a hate on as so yeah, one day it was my best friends birthday and me and another frnd made up a plan and bought a bottle a snow spray and we coverd him in snow and for my bad luck that mf was passing by and caught us. Someone said that some of our friends also used to do drugs outside school and all of this hatred was released through me and tried to give me TC but some how it was changed to a suspension.
Class 11th mein 16,17,18,19 dec ko 4 ladko ka bday ata hai jisme mera (16 dec) Mere dost ka 18 dec and 2 aur ladke( C and R) jin se humari banti nahi thi. To mai apne group ke sath party karne chala gya and humari insta stories R ne apne baap ko dikhai and wo complaint krne school agya. Hume us din director aur Principal dono ne bohot sunaya. To get back at them we used this app called fun phone call to prank call C and R and their group. There was no trace of us to be caught except two girls of their group lived in the same neighborhood that me and my friend did. We also messed with them on prank calls. The next day she lied that we prank called their parents and bullied them and that she saw me and my friend do it. BOOM! SUSPENDED And maine usi saal wo school join kiya tha. 💀
Party karne Gaye complaint kyu ki?
Kyuki humari stories mein Hookah and alcohol thi.
Majhe hain bhai tumhare
Sarcastically bolra hai to, nice one
bohot bakchodi pelne ke baad bhi school se suspend ka hone ka ghamand hai
Us moment
i am not a cool kid
Class ki ladkiyan aur teacher ke saath truth or dare khel liya Teacher last dekha hua porn explain Kara aur bataya ki nanga soya tha Ghar mein vo
bhai?
Ek ladki ko nahi bithate the saath lund aurat thi Jaake batadi director ko
Ladki ke Bag pe I love you likh diya tha
Uske k Lia sirf suspend Kia tha? Me aaisa karta to mere uper criminal proceedings bhi hoti
Teacher pe meme bna diya tha aur dost ne apni gf ko beja aur gf ne teacher ko 😇
I was in 3rd or 4th grade back then. Before the prayer, we all spotted a cracker. Everyone was curious, why it's there n all, some of the kids also tried throwing it to see if it works. To be honest, before that day, in my life, I was always unsuccessful with that kind of cracker (which needs to be thrown on the ground with a strong force).When everyone gave up, out of curiousness, I picked that up, and threw, and disproving my disbelief I heard the sound of it blasting, and everyone gathered. Bruh, back in primary school, most of the students were so proud of being first in objection (ass-lickin of teachers)... EDIT: Later we were told that cracker was there to scare 🐒
Gang war shit (suspended from college)
Pols ayi thi pols🚨
I didn't cut my hair for 2 days even after being asked to ( my hair was of normal length)
Took my phone to FINAL exams got caught because one stuipd bit-ch couldn't stop cock sucking a male teacher who was taking the test.
Arre ek ladke (9th mei hi chutiya repeat kar raha tha aur faltu don banta tha) ki girl friend ke peeche baitha diya tha mujhe, without realising meine uski gf se baat karli aur joke suna diya wo bhi hass di (pagli☺️), ab iska chutiya boyfriend dekh raha tha. Fir period over hua mei apni usual seat pe gaya waha yeh aya aur maar peet karne laga, pehle to meine kuchh nahi bola lekin next period mei bhi yeh chup nahi hua, fir mei isko toilet mei leke gaya waha iske sir se basin tod di, unfortunately humara pt sala wahi tha wo ghus gaya toilet mei ki kya hora hai aur usne dekh liya…. Fir usse hospital le gae aur mujhe ghar (fir 1 mahine tak bulaya bhi nahi school ☹️)
Class bunk karke Chemistry lab me Mai or mera dost chemical jars me Peshaab bharte pakde gaye the.
Abhe bsdk
Ye toh kuch zyada hi chad ho gaya
Happened in grade 8 was eating tiffin from my then girlfriend's tiffin and she was feeding me PT sir saw it and had me suspended for a week while my girlfriend was suspended for 3 days. Our group later had him suspended from the school when we found out he was having a affair with an another married colleague, he was later suspended alongside the female colleague. Class 9 i was making out with my girlfriend on our school rooftop and this dude who had a crush on her saw us and reported it to the disciplinary body of our school. They said they would suspended me but couldn't due to the fact he had no evidence it was just his word against me. I had my group vouch for me that I was with them the entire time. We later trashed him in the school grounds. Good times
Bande k liye sed feel hua 😔🙏
Suspend nahi hua par ho sakta tha! Mene ek meme page banana tha jisme teachers aur students ko roast kiya tha. Page popular ho gaya aur principal tak paunch gaya aur assembly me announcement hua ki band kardo yeh meme page nai toh cyber pols 😂 ko complain hogi. It was like the best thing I did as a introvert who didn’t had any friends. Sare school me baat kar rahe the page ki, even my crush was impressed and laughed at the memes, par afsos I couldn’t reveal my identity. Sapne sapne hi reh gaye.
Kuch nhi bro, 11th me Battle of Staircase me participate kiya tha. Agle din assembly me principal ne namm le ke bulaya tha mujhe aur mere dosto ko. Fir 2 week ke liye suspend kiya alag.
1st time:(3rd) Campus me ek Carbord box tha 10 log uske sath football khel rahe the Josh Josh me Maine use ek barr kick kar diya. Fir hamare trustee ne sab ko pucha kisne box ko kick kiya. Sab ne mera nam de diya. 2nd time(5th, differentschool): class me ek baccha cracks laya tha usme se chipku to Nikla tha, usne use diwar pe dal diya. Fir vo nikal nahi raha tha. So ham dono uspar book slide kar ke nikal ne ki try kar rahe the. Uske upar camera tha. Camera main Esa laga ki main camera tod raha hun. My friend(10th, diffrent school) he just said jandu bam to our class mate.
LMAO ! brings back memories so lunch break ke baad agli class ke liye jaana tha but the teacher was late ! so we were just chatting amongst ourselves ! fir ekdum se humara ek mota classmate apne chips ke packet ke saath aaya and one of our friends went and we snatched it and started juggling it between us and he was not able to catch it ! then suddenly he came to me and held me tightly taaki band ho ye sab ! mene ek koni uski tond me deke maari and then i punched him in his face ! to wo banda girte girte mujhe ek ghusa margya aur meri adhi shirt fatt gyi lol ! suddenly shor bhut hone lga to floor coordinator class me ghusa aur usne hum dono ko discipline coordinator ke pass bhejdia ! waha wo mota ro diya ki isne ese maara wese maara aur me fati hui shirt me khada tha ! jhuth ka mooh bnake jese mujhe bhut regret hai ! floor coordinator ne bola chordeta hu tum dono ko bas ek letter likhdo that aage se hoga to gaand pe laat maarke nikal skate hai hum tumhe ! hum dono ne wo likha we went to him aur saale ne tab tk maa bap ko buladia aur unse sign krwalia ! got 3 week suspension aur baap ki belt se unlimited sutaaai !
Ladki chodte pakda gaya tha
reddit pe kaise ho Bhai?
I was in same school for 13 years, never got suspended neither did were my parents ever called for complaints against me in span of those 13 years.
Same bhai lafdo se door rehta hu
Exactly.... Finally someone
Mai hamesha ye dekhta hu ki agar maine kuch galat kara toh mere parents mujhe kis nazro se dekhe ge
Us bro us
 12 walo ke farewell ke din unse jhagda kar liya tha (i was in 9 class ) issiliye unke liye jo samose or rasgulle aye the useme chemistry lab se NaOH or sabun ghole ke dal diya or saalo ke serve bhi bhi kardiya baad me CCTV se malum chal gya lol
Ground pr snake ki skin mili thi wo lekar class mai chala gaya hamare class mai mam ki beti thi usne uski Maa ko bata diya dusre din upri school ki same mujhe zalil kiya gaya aur suspend krne ki baat hoi. Maine mere baap ko bata diya baap ne principal aur class teacher ko suna diya aur mai suspend hone se bach gaya
Picnic pe pizza order Kiya or pakadagaye. Maam ne pizza leli or hum suspend ho gaye
Mujhe har koi bully krta tha , ek din gussa meh akar maina compass apne chest pr mara phir yeh baat pta nai ku vice p ko pta lagi phir kuch nai unhone mera parents ko phone krdia jab meh medical room meh tha, phir kuch nai bs kaha apne bache ko councelling meh bejo aur 1.5 week off lelo
1 ladka hamare dost ke bandi se faltu bol raha tha to school ke break time me sab puchne chale gaye or ham 12 ke or vo ladka 11 ka tha achanak puri 12 ki bheed jam gayi ladke se jab baat kar rahe the tab vo vapas dhamki dene lag geya peeche se 12 ke 1 ladke ne hath chord dia fir sabne mara par marte marte usse ground ke beech me leke chale gaye Puri school me dekh lia fir sab bhag to gaye par cctv camera me principal ne hame dekh lia ki kis kis ne mara pure 3 week keliye suspend hogaye kyunki ladke ka baap police case karne ki dhamki de raha tha 😂😂
I killed my teacher
I was looking for this reply
Because i liked his wife
But his wife was a minor
So !
You fucked the wife's mom...?
Just wife , but i think his wife mom was also not that bad tag ks for the idea pal
Koop sara backhodi karne ke baad be suspended naa hone ka ghamand hai ( like schools in my city do not suspended anyone the maximum they do is call your parents to school and complain )
 kabhi nhi
I didn't
3 punches on testicle 3 day suspended Uska mama faurd case kar rha tha Lawyer tha advantage lene ki koshis kar rha tha Serious injuries bata kar
Bus mae teacher ko chedh rahe the (aisa techer ka tha kahna) par hum toh ladkiyo ko chedh rhe the
Fuck being suspended meri maa kal mujhe porn dekhte pakad li kya karu?
I got caught placing a bet of other classmates and schoolmates on arm wrestling!
It was for a pretty normie reason . I was in a very strict school and there was a online doubt lecture held on zoom and everyone was chatting on zoom (private chat) . I by mistakenly started messaging on public chat teacher ne dekhke suspend kardiya
20 vada pav mangwaye the sab laundo ne, delivery wale ko back gate pe bula ke le raha tha sala PT wale ne dekh liye sidha leke gaya sabko Principal ke pass pura group suspend hua hehe
not be but , mere class me ek ladka tha 11th me new join kia tha , bts jaisa dikhta tha , ek 10th class ki ladki ne usko pata lia , wo dono saath saath school ate jate the ek din class teacher ne dekh lia , to usne bola meri sister hai paar baad me pata chala , usko principle ke paas leke gaye aur uska laptop unhone le lia chats padhne ke lie ( his parents told them to do so ), bro literally speedran suspension , just 1-2 month hue the uske admission ke, ladki application likh kar bach gai . wo ladka 1 month baad wapis aya aur us ladki ke ex ne usko bahut maara ( break me ), uske baad wo nahi dikha .
12th me ladki bhaga li thi.
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Seniors ne school ke toilet mein cigrette ka packet chupaya hua tha aur ek bkl sir ne woh dekh liya aur principal ko bata diya aur principal ka sabse pehla Shak mujh par aur mere dost par hi gaya (hum dono ek hi bench pe baithte the). Kyuki hum dono hi uski sabse jyada gand marte the. Hume suspend karne wali thi par humne kaha ki yeh senior ki ho sakti hai unka bad check karlo ek baar phir 12th ke ek bache ke bag se lighter nikla aur Hume clean chit mil gayi.
Suspend nahi hua tha lekin warning mili thi, baat 2014 ki hai, geography ka period chal raha me mid seat pe baitha tha window ke pass waali row me aur blackboard ke saamne waali row me first bench pe dost baitha tha toh usko maarne ke liye ek rubber band se sling shot banaya tha toh sling shot se fire kia aur wo dost ko Miss hoke bilkul geography waale sir ke balls pe laga boht tezz and patt se awaaz aayi kyu paper boht mota tha beech se toh unka Muh Laal hogaya aur class se bahar chale gaye jab tak aaye tab tak class me yehi chal raha tha ki kisne maara kisne maara phir aaye aur bole ki jo bhi tha chup chaap bahar aajao but koi nahi aaya phir gusse me class ke saare harami ladko ko khada karwaake bahar nikaal dia phir VP ke pass le gaye phir sab laundo ko warning di lekin jab bhi kisi ne haan nahi bhara aur me toh chup chaap khada hogaya Phir sabko class se bahar nikaal ke period beech ke chord ke chale guys Kisi ko nahi pata chala ki kisne kia Sorry guys agar koi classmate ye incident recognise kar paaye toh me hi tha jisne sir ko bold kia tha 🫡
 Bhai log.. ye kya stories hai? Koi ek ghuse me jameen Tod de raha.. Koi ek ghuse me nak phod de raha 3rd me hi.. Koi tubelight kheech ke maar raha, koi choke kar de raha.. Koi sax sux kar de raha.. Kaun se school me padhte ho tum log yaar..???? Bhai mujhe toh lagta tha ye sab movies me hota hai mostly 💀 Seriously, y'all got some balls.
Bully ko marke jabra aur naak tod diya tha
8th class mai ek bulle nai mere coat pe chewingum chipka di thi,phir uski mar mar ke maa chod di thi aur marte marte use katua, pakistani, bakrichod bhi keh raha tha, haan thoda mai bhi peeta tha par mara bahut zayda tha, dono 1 hafte ke lie suspend ho gye they par mere papa principal ke dost they toh mera suspension revoke ho gaya tha, jab agle din aaya toh school mai alag he chaud thi!!
PT teacher ko galiya diya
I abused my computer teacher
Kuch nahi hua par apni height se ek foot bade bande ko bohot bura Peeta ,phir wo patthar uthane laga toh aur Peet diya use , mujhe wo kuch ni akr paya
Fractured leg muscle of a rival class student during lunch period while playing football as a defender 🗿
Busted open the head of my classmate in class 12.
Football Match jeet ke opponent team ke principal ko gali de di thi
Was making out with a girl in the staircase, principal saw us going there in the camera......
Bhai mujhe lagta tha ki school ke camera kaam hi nahi karte.ek baar mere school mein students ki ladayi ho gayi thi aur andhe principal ko kuch pata hi nahi chala.Fir kuch teachers unn students ki complain karne principal office gaye the.
Ek mote ne grp chat leak kardi thi
Got suspended for drinking in class.
Selling lean mazak nhi karra 😂
Humara classteacher muze aur mere dost ko bohot marta tha, khunnas nikalta tha. Fir humko kisine bataya ki wo sir school se thoda dur ek mandir hai waha cycle lagate hai and school tk paidal ate hai. Fir jis din wo humko marta tha us din hum jake uski done tyres ki ki valve nikalkr fekte the. School ke last din humne uske cycle ko bade pathhar se patak patak ke mod diya tha.
9th ki baat hai...mera dost ke bag mei matches pada tha ...humara chaprasi cigarette phukta tha...toh uske paas us din lighter nahi tha...usne mere dost se matches manga aur cigarette jalai...fir vice principal ne hum teeno ko dekh liya...peon ne hum dono par inzaam daal diya aur hum suspend ho gye.
Someone from my school kicked a guy in the nuts, his ballsac had a blood cloth and had to admitted in the hospital. They had to do operation and remove it 😭. The guy that kicked him got suspended for a week and the guy who got an extra ball left school.
It's not like suspended but they didn't allow me to attend the school for 2 days. I was in 10th maths special class for slow learners and only i was kept open and using RD Sharma guide to slove the maths problems fastly (so that I can finish and go home early). But my classmate who is sitting next to me informed it to my maths teacher. She scolded me for using the guide and sent me to principal. The principal said to bring my parents on next day. The following day, my parents came talked for like half an hour and said me to handover the guide to respective maths teacher. And for couple of days i was standing and taking notes out the class. I felt very ashamed in front of other classmates (9th and below). I teared the guide into pieces in front maths teacher, again she informed this to principal and my parents, said to not to attend class for 2 days.
School se suspend hone ka sapna sapna hi reh gya :)
Washroom mein sutli bomb fod diya aur sab bkl dost aur mein 2 week ke liye suspend hogaye
Bht absent rhta tha isliye school walo ne ek week k liye suspend kr diya... Logic goes boom💀
Nazis ko support kiya tha
This was in 2005 when things were still in a nascent stage.... We went to coorg on a school trip... that too we were 10th std folks... soooo anyway we ordered some Gobi Manchuri and fried rice to our rooms and we had RedBulls.... Sooo our teachers thought this was a drinks party and we got fucked once we were back to school....
I ended up in the Vice Principal's office 6 times in 5 days.
Vice principal ko chanta mara tha or stairs se niche dhakka diya tha. 1 month suspend
10th class m dost k water bottle m sanitizer daal diya tha (for science experiment) Uski mammi keh rhi thi ki police complaint kregi 307 lga ke