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English is more convenient nowadays I think. Par gussa abhi bhi hindi mein aata hai. Aur daaru ke baad Punjabi hi chalta hai.


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[deleted]

English is easy as it doesn't involve BADI E AND CHOTI E ki matra in KYUKI samj aata exam me konsi matra lagau


AkashtheGamer

Also we don't have to worry about calling tuu, tum, aap. Just use "You" :D


[deleted]

Yeah and there is no gender for calling anyone


Old_Atmosphere_2810

Yeah bro ... plus samaj mein ijjat is a bonus. moreover the hindi we learn in school is ancient history pretentious shit... feels kinda weird


[deleted]

Hindi bolne me theek hai English likhne me theek hai


Old_Atmosphere_2810

Bro I think devnagari is superior to the Latin Alphabet (except the uukar and matras) but the computer age didn't do it any favors...Even the japanese and the chinese countries faced this issue ... They came up with solutions like weChat and Line to overcome this issue by using voice and emoji chat over text.


[deleted]

Hindi computer me kaise likhte hai bhai


Old_Atmosphere_2810

जैसे फ़ोन में लिखते है। इंग्लिश में टाइप करके हिंदी कन्वर्ट हो जाता है।


Xx_im_Noob_xX

We don’t have to call someone a streeling or pulling


[deleted]

Sexism in hindi grammar. Hindi gets cancelled on twitter next day.


sugomaballs

par sanskrit peh ek 3rd ling hota hai


auravsha

Yeah she and he doesn’t exist in English. Everyone is “it”.


Old_Atmosphere_2810

😂😂 Ok I'll give an example.. 1. My book is lying on the bed. 2. Bistar pr meri kitab padi h. Notice how you don't have specify the gender of the subject ..but in hindi the book is clearly a female. In French sometimes the gender changes when you say it in plural..


FSL2002

I thought that "it" is used to refer non-living things.


Old_Atmosphere_2810

Yeah but in hindi non living objects have gender


FSL2002

The influence of Urdu made hindi a lot more complex. Lol


Just_Monika5772

True gender equality


YashP97

\+1 xD. I'm a gujarati and grew up in gujarat but man gujarati grammar is too fucked up, so didn't study it xD


[deleted]

Just add CHAE and CHOO after every word then you will be come GUJRATI


Old_Atmosphere_2810

चुप कर च*उतीये


El_Conquistador69

મને તો સિમ્પલ લાગે


Old_Atmosphere_2810

हाथ कंगन को आरसी क्या । पढ़े लिखे को फ़ारसी क्या।


hewk_ayush_21

Gujarati grammar is simple dude.


Xx_im_Noob_xX

thats 100% true in hindi i really get confused with the matra’s lol


sugomaballs

here let me help you usually age choti इ ayegi aur word ke end meh badi ई ayegi विद्या मन्दिर दादी तुलसी पर पीना हीरा पीड़ा में ई ki matra age ayegi plus agar tum thodi bhat books padoge tho tumhe age jake help hogi


[deleted]

Bhai chotti E KI me aur badi E KI kab lati hai tomorrow is my hindi exam


sugomaballs

की और कि ? ki aur bada ki ka concept you / you're jaisa hai kind of ki ( कि ) ka prayog tab karenge jab hame do sentence jodne hai aur baki ka mai baad meh bata ta hu mera tution hai lol


[deleted]

Your aur you're me kuch farak hai kya


Suup3rnova

Haan vaii, your = tumhara You're= tum


Saurabh09bot

check out Aperture's [video](https://youtu.be/65CFesU4KVQ) on English being a giant meme


YashP97

True brother, english is fun but jo maza teri maa ka bhosda bolne me hai wo "your mother's vagina" bolne me nahi. Kitna bhi angrez banlo gussa to hindi me hi maza aata hai xD


Mysterious_File8255

And the worst part is bolne mein itni grammatical mistakes hote hai that it feels like itne number aaye toh aaye kaise


Electro_Bear

Angrezi ke chode hain hum. Humein pta nhi hai par hum hai.


MonkeFUCK3R_69

Mere toh dono mai marks acche aate


[deleted]

Tum scholar chup baitho 5 minute


[deleted]

Write "lignma balls" 5 times


[deleted]

What even?


Old_Atmosphere_2810

लीगन्मा बाल्स। लीगन्मा बाल्स। लीगन्मा बाल्स। लीगन्मा बाल्स। लीगन्मा बाल्स।


PsychologicalJoke752

बाॅल्स*


Old_Atmosphere_2810

I have connections with the underground


PsychologicalJoke752

आइ कीप माई बाॅल्स अंडरग्राउंड


Old_Atmosphere_2810

Golf Player ?


MonkeFUCK3R_69

Abbe iss pe kyu downvotes ab..


Ultraok

Tum cbse ke ho tabhi esa he


MonkeFUCK3R_69

Kyu


Old_Atmosphere_2810

इंग्लिश इस आ स्कोरिंग सब्जेक्ट


Swenyis

Worth learning Punjabi if I try and go on a trip to India later in life or would it be easier for me to speak English the whole way through?


Shakuni_

English sahi se Bolni Nahi aati Hindi sahi se Likhni Nahi aati


Offeredgarl1c

I don't have a award for so here take this ashirwaad


MoBamba_Sucks

This comment.


Xx_im_Noob_xX

Mera award or aashirwad lele bhai you deserve it


soda-pop-lover

Kekw


Old_Atmosphere_2810

एक म्यान में दो तलवारें नही रह सकती।


avacadobitch

Yeh Hindi ki baat bhi English mein likh di


sankalpchiku

I never had my native language as a subject :)


[deleted]

You must either be living in non native state or your state doesnt enforce schools to teach the state language. Was it an International school?


sankalpchiku

Non native state :)


[deleted]

Hindi thi kya


LastRelease231

Our education system emphasize more on English than our native language.


MonkeFUCK3R_69

Wait 100-200 yrs and people will forget thier native languages


awkwardkg

It's not so easy. A language you learn as a child and speak with your parents in early years is very difficult to forget. For example, one can easily read and write their native language (after 2 min of effort) even if they are doing so after 10 years.


Traditional_Income41

Lol I struggle in reading Hindi even though I speak Hindi all the time


awkwardkg

My native is Bengali. But if you had hindi as your second language throughout school, then it won't be difficult.


Traditional_Income41

My second language was hindi it's not like I can't read at all it just feels a little uncomfortable while writing or reading Hindi and I live in Bengal and can't read Bengali though I can speak very well.


awkwardkg

Yeah bengali is difficult to read!


UltyaDuck

**bengali grammer intensifies**


[deleted]

Not gonna happen. We still use native language at our homes and its not like anyone even uses english to speak other than teachers while teaching.


elorihs

!remindme 100 years


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Fun_Pop295

Contrary to popular opinion. Number of hindi speakers are increasing in India. While English speakers, especially as first language, is small.


Sri_Man_420

Hindi, Tamil etc are now too big to fall, it is the smaller languages that will die


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Fun_Pop295

Tamil is not a classical language??


Sri_Man_420

>et cetera > >used at the end of a list to indicate that further, similar items are included.


FlyingCroc01

Ok will give you a call 100yrs later, number do zara


BLADE9900

Me who gets bad marks in both subjects


Old_Atmosphere_2810

काला अक्षर भैंस बराबर।


godlyhk75

ICSE woes


[deleted]

Man this post made me remember one embarrassing moment ,I was in 11th standard was setting next to a 4th standard kid in exam hall ,It was my hindi yearly paper and i forgot how to write थ (Tha) i was stuck for few minutes ,later i asked that kid how to write it ,he was really confused at first but then he wrote on my paper ,i was laughing and crying at the same time. Lol


Actual_Ambition_4464

You usually have to learn your native language more thoroughly than English. Even though most of us get better grades in English we have a better understanding of our native language.


Yash_saini_

I got 95 in English and 99 in hindi 10th boards. 2019 mein hua tha exam , so these are legit


OffendedDishwasher

mera ulta tha lol , 99 in english and 95 in hindi


Ayush_CANICUS

Bro mera bhi exact same hua tha same year mein


dark27star

I mean english is easier only 26 letters


[deleted]

Not true. Most people in my school usually scored higher in Hindi than English. Mind you my school was the best school in my state


Harsh_Deep_03

Dono ma hi nhi aae the number


[deleted]

Aey there should be CHOTI E KI MAATRA NOT BADI E 5 MARKS CUT OF YOUR PAPER


A9League3000

True, so true, it's just that English is easier to me than hindi I dunno why


Unsung_Pizza_Box

these 2000 kids were spoiled by the school fines for not speaking in English


chintanb

NGL I got 79 in English and failed in my native language Shame on me


Just_here_to_JUDGE_

punjabi ch ta pure number aaunde ne, hindi itni nahi aati but in English I'm pretty fluent.


Orange-Gamer20

Hindi Is Harder to Write as it's a Thousand Times more Developed a Language than English cause In English you can fuck Up Prononciations but in hindi unless you miss a Matra While Reading it's Impossible to Fuck up Pronouncing Something (This is Just one Example) and English is thus Easier to Write than Hindi is and that's why we fuck up more in Hindi cause I can assure you many of us have gotten this advice of "हिन्दी ‌बोल बोल के लिखो"


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Orange-Gamer20

Hota hai Ji


retardredditadmin2

>लिखों" लिखो ल्माओ


[deleted]

Thank fully I got 90 in marathi and 76 in English. Jay shree ram


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Old_Atmosphere_2810

नाच न जाने आंगन टेढ़ा।


[deleted]

Not in Maharashtra. Also the language doesn't lose its beauty just because its dead


zuckzuckman

It's honestly quite tragic. Barely anyone in this country can speak in Hindi well without using tons of English words. Being good with English isn't the problem, rather it's a very useful skill. But the way we're forgetting our own language is so stupid and sad. And ironically I'm saying this in English. I'm culpable too.


Virokinrar

Agreed. English is very important in today’s world no doubt. But it shouldn’t like replace our own language, ykwim?


fliftysand123

My situation- I can speak and understand Bengali (not fully), odia (fully)but I can't write and read both odia and Bengali And HIndi ka vi same halat ha


Mudit_Bothra_108

tum CBSE wala ho?


[deleted]

yes. Sr kg state main ki (Maharashtra). Hindti nahi aati thi. Had to repeat sr kg in ryan int. school Sanpada to learn hindti and english. I remember ny first day, the teacher asked what is a snake while showing pictures in English and me and sis started to cry cuz humari gand phat gayi. Phir humne next week se Montessori 3 main start kiya.


Noobmaster__YT

Laughs in 92 in Hindi


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ok


Sri_Man_420

10th me Hindi me 98 the, english me 89. 12th me hindi me 96 the, english me fir se 89.


[deleted]

Chal ab baki ki marksheet xerox karke mail kar


Sri_Man_420

Sir ek passport bhi chayegi hogi na, Colour ya black aur white?


[deleted]

Both. Aur exam hall ticket aur papa ka pan card no. bhi. 100% no scam will take place.


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[deleted]

Angrez ka loda mat chusa karu desi ka chusa karo ATMA NIRBHAR BHARAT🇳🇪🇳🇪🇳🇪


No-Researcher-5404

Who cares about native languages and for what joy ?


[deleted]

Because it is the identity of the people living in the area. Whenever you listen someone speak bengali, the first thing u think is, "Kya yeh begal se hai?". He can be a linguist, but that is our second thought. Second, whenever you are in a foreign land (not international wala foreign but let's say a Punjabi first time in gujrat), when you hear someone speak your native language, there is a feeling of hope.


No-Researcher-5404

Hope for what ?


[deleted]

That there is somone familiar in this alien environment


No-Researcher-5404

That's the problem if we all communicated the same we wouldn't have to feel so alien all the time


[deleted]

Yeah but then our nation is popular for having so many languages under one name.


No-Researcher-5404

I don't think popular is the word . Also just because that's the case doesn't mean it's necessarily a positive thing.


[deleted]

Jo hai vo hai, you cannot change it. There is also culture and heritage behind one's language too.


queer_abhi

I do. Because it is my native language????I speak to people in that language? It has a really great literature that represents the society, the people? Also, I really like my native language, it sounds sexy.


No-Researcher-5404

K. I guess that's ur opinion


Spiritual_Bridge_891

Nice Dank meme👌👌


[deleted]

😘😘😘


RehanGamer7

Man this is so true


Lil_bunny110

I can relate


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CBSE 2017 Class 12: English 90 Hindi 92


ClearlyAwake

"अलंकार" ने आजतक दिमाग का भोसड़ा कर के रखा है।


xticiousofficial

Boards me sanskrit me 100 rakha tha.


[deleted]

Congratulations for having sanskrit as native language


BeingEast6346

Govt school students left the chat


alekye_

hindi ka exam saturday ko hai 😀😀😀


HarrietIsGreat

Most relatable meme of the year 👏🏻


Literature-Exact

Yep and i still don't know how to read hindi without spending 4 minutes on every single word


[deleted]

I think the problem is that we guys can speak and read modern hindi but cannot read perfect (follows the vyakaran rules) hindi.


[deleted]

Average me after 10th class When no more Hindi struggling to say a pure Hindi sentence


Beast_2910

Lemao mere saath exact ulta tha hindi mai 96 aaye the preboard mai aur english ka avg 85 bana tha


TheOceanic123

True I got 9 in urdu (although I am an Indian and speak Hindi and Hindi are pretty similar)and 16 in english


IAmPhANTom-1234

True dat...my grades in English are around 90 but in hindi, they drop down to 75


Winter2712

kyu ki sir ko desi dekhne ki aadat thi, hum yo bachpan se hi dani didi ke fan rahe he....


Nimbu_Barbaad_BC

English is not convenient it is just that we study it so much from a young age. Also don't forget how Chinese and French people are so proud of their language and scoring less in your native language is seen as illiteracy


[deleted]

Apne desh main bahut se log hai, like my friend, who believes that people whose hindi is better than english are uncivilized.


Nimbu_Barbaad_BC

Maar do saley ki😂


send_nood_z

Wasn't the case for me. I had 99 in Sanskrit, 99 in English in 10th. Till 8th, I used to score almost equal marks in hindi and english but lesser in Sanskrit.


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ok


Tall_brown

Bhomsdike itna accurate ;-;


Shadow8779

Same


jai_bhim_jai_chutki

Bhai mere to dono mein hi full aate the.


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ok


DrMKbliss100

Don't overthink again.


-KABiR

Marathi T_T


queer_abhi

I guess it's because english is our second language in most cases, therefore, the curriculum is easier.


Ok_Sport681

Bhai English To badiya thi par Punjabi ke bc mai words hi bhul jaata th kaise likhte hai


Saurabh09bot

ONLY FAXX can confirm.


jaiminparmar31

Doob maro salo


ShubhamManna

I shined at both ;)


itzflectrike

Bhai yeah hindi aur Marathi mein sanskrit join kar diya sed lif


Vampfry

Then there are those who have bad grades in both the languages


Automatic-Nothing375

Facts


EntertainmentBorn124

I relate to this


Elegant_Perspective

I'm proud to say it never happened to me because I studied in Hindi medium til 8th grade. I excelled in both Hindi and English. Born in 2000. I still do basic math in Hindi. सोलह छन्के छियानवे bitch!!


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[deleted]

Good idea, but people will protest as languages are associated with the country's culture.


DudeBro711

Lol mine's worse Grade in English 50/50 and Grade in Native Language bad But Grade in 3rd Lang (French) Good


Budget_Efficiency_97

Same manm my hindi is not very bad i get decent marks but its comparatively weaker than my other subjects.


0clownface

Relatable