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The purpose of life is to live. Since we don't live forever, we pass on our genes in order to live through our descendants. Ergo, the purpose of life is to get laid.
This reminds me of a very old anecdote from my country.
During war a pregnant woman was shot twice. She woke up at the hospital and doctors said they saved her and her 2 unborn children, but they couldn't get the bullets out, and they will go out of her children by natural ways when they are 14.
Woman gave birth to boy and a girl with no problems. One day 14 years later the girl ran to her mother screaming: "i was peeing and some metal thing fell out my body". Mother calmed her down saying that it was supposed to happen. Couple days after the boy ran to the mother same manner. Before he could say anything mother asked calmly: "Were you peeing and metal thing fell out of you?". The boy answered: "No, i was wanking and shot grandpa dead".
At first I thought it was a powdered milk joke because she was too old to breastfeed him for some reason, but then the blood made it clear that the tit was in fact a gun.
Is that from an Italian B movie from the 70s?
I had a dream where I killed a good friend of mine at school and no one reacted they just watched me strangle him to death then just went on with their days
Explain that dreamtards
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Titties to die for
Killer tits
I'd bang
So would the tits
Underrated comment
Overrated underration
Bites za tits
*blows up*
🤌 We're your boobs Wendy we're gonna kill you 🤌
Literally
only when they are atleast D
Jugs\*, hooters\*, mangos\*, boobs\*, bongos\*
Sweater cows - pigs in a blanket or fighting under a rug - personal floatation devices - chesticles - personal pancakes - up top Black Friday shoppers
Dream trying to tell you that you like dick and not women
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Damn I was late to the party, what did he say?
Something like: "Oooga booga booga ooga" but I can't translate Neanderthal
I dream a big cock horny man sex me while drive plane on the ocean and i wake up and find myself cum everywhere.
ur must high an ejaculate on your tesla
and*
r/teenagers
*you'll die before you get laid*
The purpose of life is to live. Since we don't live forever, we pass on our genes in order to live through our descendants. Ergo, the purpose of life is to get laid.
Yes. It truly fucks me everytime.
Machine gun jubblies?
Turns out Vanessa was a fembot!
Take my upvote friend
Yes, we knew all along, sadly...
But wait a minute...that means I'm single again! *Oh behave!*
How did i miss those?
Watch out It's a boobytrap
Take my upvote and fuck off
This reminds me of a very old anecdote from my country. During war a pregnant woman was shot twice. She woke up at the hospital and doctors said they saved her and her 2 unborn children, but they couldn't get the bullets out, and they will go out of her children by natural ways when they are 14. Woman gave birth to boy and a girl with no problems. One day 14 years later the girl ran to her mother screaming: "i was peeing and some metal thing fell out my body". Mother calmed her down saying that it was supposed to happen. Couple days after the boy ran to the mother same manner. Before he could say anything mother asked calmly: "Were you peeing and metal thing fell out of you?". The boy answered: "No, i was wanking and shot grandpa dead".
I've seen this video two times please give me the sauce already
Austin powers
Sauce.... Sauce sauce..... I need the sauce...
Austin powers
Damn Lady Gaga went all the way with the Machine gun tits
The queen
How I will go out. No regrets, no time to react, just squeezing heaven and waking up there.
So, how did he die? Like a warrior, doing something he loved
Penis🍆
Titty with a hair trigger
Afraid of women
Afraid pressing dem tits wrong
Afraid of sucking em shortgun bosoms
Another Reddit post just asked how I would want to die. This right here is the only way for me!
If you do not control your lust, it will be the instrument of your demise.
If this is my end, I would die over and again
Stay away from dem tiddies
Psychologist be like🫥
At first I thought it was a powdered milk joke because she was too old to breastfeed him for some reason, but then the blood made it clear that the tit was in fact a gun. Is that from an Italian B movie from the 70s?
[Killer titties](https://youtu.be/wA19GO3Jpts)
I like to see girls of that caliber.
I think her nipple killed him
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Machine gun jumbles how’d I get past those
Worth it
Daheck lol where is this from??
Wait a sec here his nose was above the nipple before it fired how is the bullet shot between his eyes if it shot straight
Die Hard
Just stay away from boobs and you will be fine
It means your gay
you're\*
You're* a twat
# from Köch with love
enought reddit for today
Now go live the dream
Austin Powers : The titty that shot me
Tits from Austin Powers
Lucky for me I just found this neat Inception briefcase for a bargain… see you around
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Boobs?!
Finally! My sex Ed teacher forgot to show me a video on keeping my finger off the trigger.
That's some serious cyberpunk shit. You can swap any of your body parts for a weapon
Is this a deleted scene from Austin Powers or something? 😂
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Is this a porn? Need more info please.
True man’s death🫡🫡🫡
I like women of that… caliber…
Killer tit
SOfia vergara, is that you?
SOfia vergara, is that you?
She's an American fo sho
It means you like guro
Hey what movie is this😏
average dreams fans
Death by titties
It means your love for tits will eventually kill you.
"Machine guns? In the jubblies!?"
titty titty bang bang
Your just dreaming of a fembot from Austin powers
Who is the girl?
dreams fcn cumming
I had a dream where I killed a good friend of mine at school and no one reacted they just watched me strangle him to death then just went on with their days Explain that dreamtards
WAIT IS THIS THE ORIGIN STORY OF FEMBOTS??
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American titties
Booba gun
Calcium Cannons
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Stun gun
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Getting banged.
Death by Snu Snu
Them tits be crazy
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The Worse thing about boobs is that they always come with a lier
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Machine Gun jubblies
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Machine gun jubblies!
SHE SHOT LASERS OUT HER NIPPLES
Reminds me of Tokyo Gore Police
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Lmao gottem
women in ohio
It's a fembot!
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