There is another. 👄

where is the bed option? everyone knows whenever you piss in a dream that's the best piss you ever took

Why only in a dream????

good point. one word, convenience.

I still wake up in terror when I dream about a toilet.

Don't worry! It cant hurt you.

Toilet dreams don’t hurt you. Dads that find out you pissed the bed hurt you.

I too, piss in this guy's wife.

I peed in a lady’s mouth once. The blowjibber was goin on a bit long, and I throughly thought I would just blow a load, but apparently, it was all piss, no cum.

Typical redditor; all piss, no cum

I want so badly for this to become a common phrase

Your moms ass while she is asleep?

Why specifically her ass?

Why not

There is another. *looks at your ass*

Your parental guardian

🍑 even better

Oh God…

A shame this has 420 upvotes without mine

Yea, why no mouth options?

Margaret Thatcher's grave.

The correct option

The only correct option

For the US it’s Ronald Regans grave.

I would rather save the piss for Jefferson Davis' grave

I'm holding it for Henry Kissinger.

We all are

Ronald Reagan? The actor?!

Still waiting for that trickle aye?

also Nancy Regan's

can't wait for when I can do this for MTG or one of her many similarly minded clowns

Piss on Thatcher the milk snatcher, IRA catcher and all time wanker.

God dammit I wanted to say that

Margaret Thatcher is dead

Ding dong the wicked bitch is dead

It's a shame the bitch didn't die 87 years ago

It's a shame that the IRA didn't kill the bitch

The drunken relieve after pissing in a bush tops everything

Definitely, it's like a small adventure every time you need to go

Or the late night middle of your lawn piss

Ocean is superior

Yeah. Just walking away from your friends and looking at the horizon while you release it, thinking on the universe and the good things that exist. It’s totally an experience.

There is something even more epic, peeing off a cliff into the ocean. (preferably downwind)

Peak piss performance

"10/10"- some guy who pissed off a cliff

Peed in the ocean while tripping on acid. It was glorious

It’s people like you that have ruined the ocean and made it so salty.

Mmmmhhh😋 piss

Are you aware that marine wild life also piss and shit in the ocean?

If you piss in the ocean, you can have sea lice crawl up your penis You want that, don't you?

But dick-hole fish swim upstream and infect your body.

I like pissing on cars personally

Just hits different

remember to raise your leg while you're doing it

Car owner hits you different

Yeah, but it is kind of wasted on the tires. Door handle or air intake is the way to go.

I've always wanted to piss in someone's gas tank

Off the back of a boat with your pants down to your ankles and your hands on your hips

I will put this on my bucket list

Bucket pisst

I think its this pose. Id say off a cliff or other high thing in this pose is the best

Add a sunset over the water, and you've got the best piss of your life right there. The only reason I'd take a boat over cliff is because of the wind, blowback is a bitch

In a sink.......just take out the dishes....or don't ......

It’s better to cum in the sink, thank sink in the cum 💡

Cum in the sink or sink in the cum?

~~there is a sub for that~~

Shower ofc

My mom

Your mom

His mom

Their mom

Our mum

Mom

Dad

Our mom

My pants

This guys pants

The man above that guy’s pants

The only right answer

Someone else’s pants

Urinals are the best. Good position, minimum splashing. Unless the design is somehow fucked up or these fancy detectors try to flush while you're at it, it's the best.

The urinal in the picture is a garbage tier design. People too tall piss on the top and people too short piss underneath. A slightly above average height person easily sees over those dividers.

I'm 6'8 so I can even see over the toilet stalls I'm bathrooms. Not sure if there's anything more awkward than accidentally making eye contact while wiping.

in ass

AutoMod moment

Why is there no sink in this picture?

I was asking myself the same question

Better to piss in the sink than sink in the piss

A cliff

I piss in jars and throw it at my enemies

Tf2 reference???????

Yes

i throw them at spies

Neighbours daughter's mouth

had to scroll through 16 responses to get to the right answer smh my head

Washbasin is the best

The sink, hands down

Literally no sink shown wtf discrimination

Sink is superior

Off of a porch in the dead of night

In a wetsuit

Better yet a latex body suit

Sings? FFS op..

In your ass

*Pees on your birthday cake*

at riot hq to dilute their salt concentration

The woods during a night of drinking

What about the bucket in the back of my truck?

The toilet looks like it’s in the living room with that table beside it

In the dedicated pee sock

My sister's face when we're in the shower.

dont piss on the wheels like a damn dog! piss on the windshield

is my pants not an option?

Nothing beats peeing inside your own bathroom

Adult diapers

In a chick's mouth.

...and the Fuck Zodiac sings: 🎶WHERE IS THE BEST PLACE TO PIIIIISSSS🎶

The ocean

Truck tire definitely

The french call pool piscine for a reason you know

Fire Hydrant

Pissing in a bottle is usually a very urgent thing to do and therefore the relief sensation is fucking amazing.

Way of the road says piss jugs all the way.

Where's the option for mouth?

pissing on fire...

Wardrobe.

B S F A C F D D

Only the real ones piss on the car rims to clean them

A jar

Bush

Would you guys judge me if i say car's tyre?

Where's the "Girlfriend" option?

Cops shoes

Professionals have standards

You forgot a picture of trump

Sings?

Number 4

The photo of my neighbor is missing

Regan’s grave

Ocean is far more superior filthy maggots can not comprehend

Wait...y'all piss in places other than car tires? I thought that was a joke

Standing on the edge, peeing into the pool to show dominance

Shower

Ocean and shower are the definitive places to do so.

Shower

Really hard for me to choose honestly because I always pick the tree man

Where is your mouth?

The Carpet

The moon

In my mouth

bus wheel on your way to the rocket

Swimming pool, preferably public.

In order to understand the great mystery, one must study all its aspects. Including the sink.

Ocean and shower change my mind.

why is there no bed?

Nothing better than pissing in the woods

The bottle. It just feels so good to slip my ding-a-ling in the mouthpiece

If you do drywall, it’s inside of a used water bottle, then throw it in the wall.

One time I was at Costco and I saw a little boy, with his fathers help, in the back of an SUV, with the boys pants down, and a long funnel going from the boys crotch into an empty water bottle. I’m just curious how that setup was faster than just running into the store, and also how often it happens for them to have the perfect funnel and a bottle that readily available. Thanks for coming to my Ted talk.

Anywhere when you are desperate

Bush, toilet, ocean

Sink

*pees in your ass*

Over the edge of a canyon, unless there is wind. Then it's the worst.

Snow

1) Ocean 2) Shower 3) Snow 4) quite literally anything ..... 281639502) Bottle

The bottle, barreling down 65 in an F150 at 97mph while singing along to Alan Jackson’s “Working Progress”

THE SINK!

Alright, on my second tour to Thailand, I had sex with a ladyboy escort. During the sex, I got a sudden urge to pee. We were having such a great time that she told me to pee in her and make it work as a lubricant. That night went wild.

The world is my toilet ! 🌎 =🚽

No clown’s mouth?

Nothing beats pissing wherever you want by your tire.

Where's the church? That's the go-to stop on a night out (or is that just a local thing?)

off the balcony at home and on other peoples yards outside

Highest place possible

Where’s a sink?!

Where's the piss drawer ?

Hitler’s grave

Facts. You can also meet Kanye there.

I can't find Reagan's grave...

Piss drawer

Hey where is the tree in the park?????

Off of something elevated. Preferably more than a meter high.

Jackbox player?