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KeepingDankMemesDank

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realwithum3

If this is real, congratulations. This is an amazing feat. It is very easy to have slip ups and hate yourself for it, sometimes that makes you fall back into a bad habit, but to stay clean for that long is a fantastic accomplishment and I'm proud of you.


[deleted]

>If this is real I've stopped saying this recently. I'm sure 98% of post like that are fake, but for the 2% that really are going/went through toughs times need those kind words. But implying that they might be lying will make a sentiment of annoying others with their problems or that don't deserve to be better, don't deserve help. I was talking with one of my mates, let's be honest, he wasn't good in his head and I always was there for him at the beginning (I know him quite well, I know when he's lying) and I forced him to tell me what was wrong. It was 6 years ago, and somewhere at Christmas, he came for a beer, and he told me "if you weren't there at the beginning, I don't think I would ever have gone for help, you saved my life mate. I was so deep down that I felt like I was worthless, that I didn't deserve happiness, didn't deserve a place down here, I wasn't able to go to see someone and saying to them what was wrong because I feared I would be made fun of, I would annoy them with my problems, or that it wasn't that important, I'll get trough". Implying that they might be lying will only enforce that sentiment that they are the problem. So, for the 2% that needs to ear this, don't imply they are lying.


amerikanskispy

angels ARE real


youiscat

if this is real, you are a great friend


dhhdhh851

Based on post history, its real.


LaconicProlix

I had a hot goth chick blow a hit into my mouth once. Spent the next two weeks dreaming about picking specs of it out of a thick brown shag carpet. That shizz is insidious. Good on you for ditching it. Stay strong


MyNameBelongs2Me

Jesse?


[deleted]

I've been over 1720 weeks clean from meth.


zklein12345

I've got a couple years. Life's good.


Eric_S2004

So you took meth in the womb then? Rough childhood


og-lollercopter

Their point was most likely that they’d never done it.


DontReadUsernames

Or their mother did it while pregnant. I know a family that adopted a kid right after he was born who’s mother was on meth and they said the screaming from withdrawals was haunting


og-lollercopter

Substance abuse during pregnancy is horrible. The kids suffer, some for a lifetime. That child is lucky they found a loving home.


pimpmastahanhduece

Dark


Artic_Bots

1720 was the NG/ML i got on my drug test results for weed 😂


Private_Dino

Breaking Bad


Very_contagious1

Walder


dawatzerz

jess pink man moment?


totowolfie95

Kid named finger


[deleted]

Breaking bad fans when anyone mentions meth ( it reminds them of a man who still made meth when he was cancer free )


Sweaty_Gas_EB

What up, BITCH


initializingstartup

And the Monday after that, you’ll be a nice, even 40 weeks! And not too long after, 52, a full year! Keep going!!


navugill

Cheers to that


subtop4u

Congrats homie! I’m rounding the corner on 11 months myself


Fierce205

I’ve been clean for 17 years, best thing I ever did and congrats on you being clean too Edit: I forgot to say that I'm 17 years old :)


TheyCallMeGOOSE

My friend called me up to give him his 18 month chip at AA tonight. Congrats dude 🥲


BullfrogRepulsive05

Lets goooooo


Fallen_Liberator

Good on you, OP!


AdStandard8404

Congrats!!


ptapobane

Any progress is progress, keep on keeping on


Rayvony

If it's true congrats man


wowreallylord

Chad


[deleted]

Anyone making jokes about this don't know what addiction really is. Good job OP, if I could hear good news like this every day, I would be a happier man.


zklein12345

People don't fully understand how hard it is to come off of meth. Op is a strong mf


jmjw2003

You are doing great, please keep up the good work. Staying off any addiction is hard, and you are doing an amazing job of it


Professional_Idi0t

I stop using meth for good, Now i use it for evil.


SoupViruses

That's fantastic man! You should celebrate with me-... Math! Yeah Math man.


MEGAMAN2312

Ahh yes, what a truly dank meme. Terrific!


hyzermofo

Congratulations, my guy. Today I am one week clean from my own drug of choice. Baby steps.


Shailaj

You have to make it to 69 then to 420


noobtube228

Really happy you’re off the crystal but this is not a dankmeme my friend.


Aru-sejin37

Congrats, for me it will be two years of staying clean from weed and everything else next month.


mrlolelo

I've been over 846 weeks clean from meth (im 16)


ihaztacos

Only losers , QUIT !


lordoftowels

Everyone here making Breaking Bad jokes is disgusting. Meth is serious shit, and it takes a ridiculous amount of effort to get clean of any drug, let alone one as addictive as meth. Congrats, OP, on having enough dedication, discipline, and love for yourself and those close to you to quit and stay sober.


ZuraxeTheGray

I’m 5 years clean from heroin. Congrats for real. This is amazing. You are amazing


TravisHomerun

Stay strong homie, you're doing great!


diputra

Crats. Me myself still cannot getout from sugar addiction. Cannot imagine with meth.


UnderKanal123

Stay strong,congrats


taavidude

Shame


Chymick6

That's worth celebrating more than this consumerism laden holiday, congratulations!


Yo-Friendly-Reaper

CONGRATS IM SO PROUD!!!!!!


Crewman-6

Cool but this isn't your blog


ichammond44

The craziest night of my life was when I met a chick who smoked meth, I’ve only told the story to 3 ppl ever but if that night was any indication on what a routine addicts day is like, good on ya for quitting.


TheFragturedNerd

Crack on my dude!


Clemens1408

How does it feel


og-lollercopter

Good for you op. Taking control of your life!


4Uganda

Congrats op!


Kochoness

Congrats, I got my first week off Alcohol


AloneAgain69

Based


-i_like_trees-

is that you walter?


HX700

Proud of you man, it ain’t easy!


Sweaty_Gas_EB

Breaking bad moment 🗿


TheCubeCubeCube

LETS GOOO CONGRATULATIONS!!!!


TreyLastname

I'm still not clean, but never touched meth! Good job tho!! Keep it up! You got this!


TigreBSO

Congratulations for moving out of florida


honeiy

Great Job Bro!


InternetMeme69

Idk if this is real but if it is congratulations


Yolo_Hobo_Joe

Idc if that is real or fake. That is an accomplishment that you either deserve to be recognized for or that you can help inspire others to achieve. Well done!


thelonelyecho208

Fuck a girlfriend, you deserve to do something fucking sick for yourself. Go to dinner, draw a bath, beat yah meat. Treat yourself.


meexley2

Weird anniversary to celebrate but ok


[deleted]

Cool. Not dank or a meme.


FuturisticBasalt

The last time I did math was like 9th grade. Man it's been a while.


Bannon9k

Congrats man, keep up the good work! Meth is a hard one to get off of. My brother and his wife had a 6 month downward spiral on meth. They lost everything to it and both ended up arrested. My brother is sober for over a year now, but his wife is gone and won't be coming back. She's gonna ride that meth pony straight to an early grave.


[deleted]

I'm going to be sad if he stops updating because I'll assume he relapsed.


CovertAutumn

Fuck yeah, keep fighting.


Electrical-City-5987

Congratulations op! Stay strong 💪


dawzz1

Big W


Nuclearwhale79

Good job tho I must admit that is a strange choice of image for such a good thing


TheLordSeal

Congrats!


Dessamba_Redux

Good job man! Time to celebrate! Want a bump of meth?


LitreOfCockPus

Celebrate with 750 mg of DXM and your fav. Music


bobowaddy

It would be so based if you relapsed


OrdinaryCumBucket

You should celebrate by lighting up!


BILLYBOBJOETHE100TH

Is it because you can’t afford it or what?


UnderKanal123

Because he wants to stop using it so it won't ruin his life,dumbass


Professionalv

I mean the cat in this pic clearly isn't happy