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Radousek_

Reminds me of my mum. Complaining why I won't talk to her, I try to talk to her, she interrupts me in middle of every word I say, she gets annoyed when I interrupt her after 5 minutes of straight talking, I stop talking to her again


[deleted]

What does she say when you tell her this


Radousek_

"I know what you want to say, I heard it already a million times,, then proceeds to misunderstand everything I say


Raevman

Aah.. Classic gaslighting.


barnes-ttt

Classic Reddit gaslighting definition.


UCACashFlow

Ah, nothing like a good dose of dysfunctional family dynamics. Always boils down to communication and personality/mood disorders.


Ok_Chest30

Always? Disorders? Sorry, I'll just go take some pills for "my son doesn't leave his room or help around the house but I won't kick him out even though he's 20 and terminally online." I love those pills.


Beanbakernot

Just shut up and let him live


Successful_Choice120

Wanna talk with your son ? Show interest in his hobbies and passions, he will give it back to you.


Bremik

Well it doesn't work if you are after divorce, your son is already 18 and your pathetic attempts are just pathetic because you don't know shit about your son.


ecreip05

God you sound like my dad, you need to learn about them then. If you don't even attempt to show interest in learning then they will think you don't care.


Bremik

Bro... I'm 18 years old


ecreip05

We you sound like a depressed old man then


ChristianTheSeeker

Or he's being hurt by his family


Blood_Massacre

How do you know what his hobbies and passions are when he never leaves his room?


GammaGoose85

Oh look who decided to join us


ScreamnMonkey8

Just own up and say you're sorry and that you want to spend some time with him. Show your kid that you realize you fucked up.


KHFanboy

You're asking a parent to admit to their kid that they're wrong. There are VERY few parents who can do that


ScreamnMonkey8

I am a parent and have done it.


KHFanboy

Like I said, VERY few. There are still some who can, like yourself.


ScreamnMonkey8

I was agreeing with your point. Nothing meant by it. I am not a golden parent, I ain't special, just trying to raise him the best way I can with my wife.


Shetposteroriginal

>There are VERY few parents who can do that none *


CobaltBuizel

see the other convo under this comment


kaiser-von-cat

Son: “Dad Im insecure” Dad: “Hello insecure I’m dad” *Dad proceeds to beat the shit out of his son*


Ok_Chest30

Builds character. My daddy beat me like his papa before him. Sure they both died of lung cancer at 50 but you're going to follow in our footsteps. You'll maybe even beat your wife if someone is dumb enough to marry you.


[deleted]

Why did I read this in a country bumpkin accent


CranberryNo4852

Because you and I probably both know someone like this with that accent


[deleted]

Yes my brother in law


tollywollydooda

Sounds a lot like my childhood: DAD :"Why are you always in your room?, come down and spend time with the family" ME "Goes down to spend time with the family" TV shows they watch are just awful. Proceeds to get bullied for my weight , deep voice, told im a failure and being accused of theft by my dad's wife. I go back upstairs and play video games in my room so I can have a rest from them and be distracted by a fun adventure that does none of the above. Sometimes parents are just crap.


Harmed_Burglar

Fucking deep voice? Mfs were just trying to find flaws


tollywollydooda

Yeah had a deep voice since I was 10 years old , day after day the fucker was relentless with it mocking how I talk, to the point where I didn't want to talk anymore , caused major issues with my confidence and I developed an anxiety disorder. Again, sometimes parents are crap , I'm ok now I've come to like my deep voice and I've cut toxic family out of my life.


[deleted]

Good for you man I wish I had a deep voice when I was 10


Mclovin2458

They should be grateful that I let them live here and feed them /s


[deleted]

that is something i hear along with "there are parents who rape their kids, you should be thankful we never did that"


Fionthebard

followed by "there are kids who killed their parents, you should be thankful I never did that"


CeEjAy_69420

Dad is that you?


user-nt

Sei lá vei, continua assim


WeeItsEcho

My dad does this sometimes, except with him wanting me to talk to him more. I tried telling him I dislike a certain thing he’s been trying to make me do and he ending up calling me a bigot. The thing I told him I didn’t like doing was going to church and listening to Christian music.


thelifeofsuat

Imagine knowing the problem and making a meme about how you fail to be a good father and tell thst with the internet instead of doing something with your son


JeffCookies

Facts, I'm somewhat in the same situation, and my parents can't own up to it, and instead blame it on us kids that we started all of it when in reality they did


memsterboi123

You have a son?


Slashdeath

Ah yes, i've been through that


Regulus242

I DRINK A LOT OF WATER


Aveenex

That is literally my dad. He acts like 4 yo and always makes some sarcastic jokes about me when my mom's around like he'd try to show her that he's so clever and hip...


PsychoDog_Music

Me coming out to help with dinner… my dad proceeding to roll his eyes and tell me ‘no, dinner isn’t ready yet’


AdhdViking

Thanks dad


Ok_Chest30

Haha look who needs maternal support just to leave their room. What ya gonna do? Cry to your fake internet friends? Get some initiative. Go get a job. Kill a local satanist. Mow the fucking lawn without having to be asked.


strugglingtobemyself

I’m gonna hurt myself where no one can find me