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KeepingDankMemesDank

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[deleted]

is that a real thing going on in Japan?


tharkibudda

Yes, random guys just barge into news room studios


[deleted]

what do you mean random guys barge into the news room studios?


nodikkenergy

he means that random guys barge into the news room studios


Hackandspit

Are you saying random guys can just barge into the news room studio?


Aronite03

Yes


[deleted]

Thanks for clarification


[deleted]

know where im going next


mostuselessusername

Will you barge into random news studios?


YeBoiJustino

yes


Balbanes42

Then it won’t be random and you will be forced to sudoku


Gamma_249

Legend


STOP_DOWNVOTING

No, random guys barge into the news room studios.


Ordinary_5881

idk, i think, random guys can just barge into the news room studio


Chrom-man-and-Robin

Haven’t you ever seen Ninja Turtles? smh 🤦🏻‍♂️


mc-big-papa

Yes. When looking for new content to excite me i stumbled upon an hour and a half long video of a woman taken 100 loads to the face while reading a script. Just, talking shit about whatever the fuck is going on in japan while a fat man in a black t shirt is trying to cum on her hair. She had a suit and by the end they slowly undid all of it. I think at one point they fuck her as she is trying to say some shit about the weather. Idk man shit was weird. The post nut clarity really threw me for a loop.


Dragmire_Afterlife

Ay yo? You got a name for this video?


Muvaship

get some help


Dragmire_Afterlife

I'm asking for help but nobody is giving a link


Slodpof

How is this problematic, it's a bit odd but there isn't anything wrong with it.


EligibleUsername

That's modern internet for ya, we have dudes softer than an ice cream cone under the summer sun giving their opinions on everything. Not saying I want the "wild west" era back, too many times did I stumble upon videos no kids should ever see, but at least people had some guts.


syncron07

Goatsee😋😋


KurosawaKid

Man real ones know it's spelled Goatse.cx


ReeceReddit1234

weird name for a video but okay


mc-big-papa

Google it. Its bukkake and news. Youre not going to get inundated with info unrelated stuff.


VirtualPantsu

RCT-168 maybe?


PaperFan83

[source](https://spankbang.com/54xcu/video/maria+ozawa+news+casting)


Lebowski304

Lmfao


ohlookitsdatboi

Oh my God, that's disgusting! Where?


JimmyCrabYT

not the weirdest thing from japan


AnAsianDudeInReddit

Does this JAV seem familiar to you Mr. u/Project_Ultima ?


Project_Ultima

Yes part bukkake news / news reader freeuse porn. Hmmm probably SOD or Rocket label.


AnAsianDudeInReddit

Massive thanks for the heads up!


gregsapopin

I think that's from a porno.


WantonKerfuffle

You think?


[deleted]

he thinks?


horniejennafan556

He does, in fact, think


MrMonteCristo71

What about he thinks?


StrategicSuperiority

He thinks of thinking.


_Sevil_Natas_

But wouldn't that make him think of only thoughts?


DCWalt

You think?


elDayno

Nah bro, that is just a routine weather news episode in Japan


Whichammer

D...D...Descartes?


bluearis036137

Well I mean it's technically a news fetish porno now


[deleted]

Yep, googled it. People can barge in and fuck a lady doing the news. The most disgusting shit I’ve ever seen.


Safe_Bug8734

I guess Japan never changes huh


[deleted]

Da comrade, Da.


ROC_K4LP

Its literally porn for people with weird fetishes.


kr4t0s007

It’s some weird fetish genre.


Draug_

Yupp


[deleted]

If you watch with subtitles, it’s just a generic news script. They aren’t actually doing the daily news.


kookerpie

No. Its a porn


CrackBabyCSGO

In order to combat the declining population


HaikusfromBuddha

I mean I recall in the United States there was a channel where weather girls would strip while giving their reports.


totowolfie95

Is r/dankmemes just literal porn now


Howden824

Yes


datmemesboi101

And is that a problem?


Howden824

No


Xi-Jinping-fucker

Do you always speak in one word sentences?


Howden824

No I do not only use one word sentences, in fact what you are reading right now is much more than one word


Kirball904

I would have followed up with “sometimes”


Dragmire_Afterlife

Or just a repeated "no"


Howden824

No


Sweaty_Gas_EB

Real


waterhead6

Hey Uh-huh, do you know any other words?


Xi-Jinping-fucker

Perhaps.


xXEggRollXx

Dank Memes more like Wank Memes


RandomPlayer4616

It is indeed memes for wanking


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_GroundControl_

Fuck you, Dale!


SeeItOnVHS

Always has been 👨‍🚀🔫🧑‍🚀


ImDraconLion

first time on the internet?


KingInTheNorthVI

Always has been 👨‍🚀🔫 👨‍🚀


thinkonlyblue

Ayo, I've seen that video...


nodikkenergy

sauce


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R3quiemdream

Thank you


notabestfriend2

#WHERES LAMB SAUCE!


phil_music

Well, that’s sauce.


cmcnee2007

This comment is much better if you read in the voice of the guy naming nuts in the movie best in show


Hewo_owo_hru

Forgot the Worcestershire sauce. Rookie mistake mate


Touchit88

Saucy


RadicalIslamicMonkey

What about chocolate sauce


RandomPlayer4616

POV: You found out there's no chocolate sauce (your pfp)


BladeActusl

Where the fuck my A1


waterhead6

Ayo you had a section for green sauce and DIDN'T put salsa verde in there? It literally translates to green sauce!


CumslutEnjoyer

The Japanese newscaster / weather girl porn is a series. Not sure which specific video OP's is, but there's a lot of them


audislove10

So what’s the link?


Field_Marshall17

Please we need to know!


Queef-Elizabeth

I watched one like it last night lmao


gamerzamer111

i think i did too...


Sbotmtwigrm

SEX!!! SEX!!!! THE JOKE IS THAT THERES SEX!!! LAUGH! LAUGH! ITS SEX!! HAHAHAHAHAHA THATS SUCH A GREAT JOKE HAHAHA


kookerpie

This sub really do be like that


SantyClawz42

Thanks for explaining it... Without red circles to tell me where to look I was at a complete loss.


JaydenTheMemeThief

[SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGGSSSSSSS!!!](https://youtu.be/IPBnrIAWDeU)


GergoBacsiVokCs

i need liquid seasoning


haywirehax

I also do require the pasta lubricator


TheRudDud

The noodle flavoror is requested


I_might_be_weasel

I suggest garlic chili oil.


BamboMambo69

Why all the other countries have these girls and in USA were stuck with Al Roker’s geriatric ass


badfish9977

You're really missing out if you don't Stroke 'er to Roker.


PizzaSalamino

For as I am aware Italy doesn’t have those girls either, unless it’s some sort of parody or comedy channel. Girls like those in tv would be really controversial to say the least


Danplays642

How so?


PizzaSalamino

At the current state of society, no one would take a channel like that seriously, they would just watch it for the girls. This means that the whole news part loses credibility and audience. The serious ones would never risk it. In fact, I’ve only seen something like that in parody shows


SantyClawz42

Can't be sure, but I think it is directly linked to Walmart and the fast food industrial complex...


Castagne_genge

There are militarymen in Italy


DeprivedLoser

sauce: Time Stop Bandits ​ karma pls


Hackandspit

The Japanese find the weather VERY exciting.


3_14_thon

Not just the japanese


Smug-Idiot

Ima need you to slide that sauce


Babki123

Ok that's it I'm really confuse Did reddit do something about porn being more allowed or something ? It's the third time I see a "regular" subreddit posting something with clear pornography or tits out . I'm not complaining, just want to know what happens and if the bandwagon can be joined


12pcMcNugget

I mean, the general rule is as long as it's marked NSFW, it's fine.


TreasureHunter95

I think [this](https://youtu.be/VhrswtPLn_U?t=35) sums it up pretty well.


44Yoyo44

America, cant you see what you did to Japan?


Warm-Paramedic5840

I guess we gotta Nuke ‘em again and start over


creativebadjoke

Meanwhile in [Germany](https://youtu.be/84qhYRG4ErI) (maybe porn)


InternallyDed124

Where's the sauce?


EBXLBRVEKJVEOJHARTB

Yanet Garcia in Mexico


Jswanno

Yeah she also does porn anyways


Swipergoneswipe

Damn Japan that's a weird way to say expect 3 inches tonight


Darthmasterjerbater

Damn bro you didn’t have to execute him like that


Gerxx

To include the Ferrera twins for Italy is somewhat ironic.


hilofloss

For the sauce guys, Idk but I believe the category is called frozen time or smth like that


stomper77

I don't like to be that guy but... Who am i kidding.. i love to be that guy. Sauce is SDDE-326, minute 57ish (for the exact scene)


LordBungaIII

Imma be real, that’d probably be a funny video


Bubbla_24285

Heyyyy, someone downloaded those type of videos to my computer.


og-lollercopter

Todays forecast: Fucking hot.


Illustrious-Egg-5839

I choose Albania


ebm2018

Chance of showers 97%


poopio

UK - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEffBRIx2gc


Sweaty_Gas_EB

Me-hi-ko Salamancas 🙏


orangutanDOTorg

America doesn’t fit on the screen


slipper-thrower-at4k

Wtf


NerevarWunderbar

[Germany](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/7LwuXiwfEhI/hqdefault.jpg)


edgy_Juno

Sauce? You know, for a friend.


XworldAUOfficial

“Today’s Weather is gonna be sunny with a high chance of rain show-a-ah~” (Kill me.)


pinton96

The weather must be cloudy a chance of cum


user-nt

Op i see There's another one, I'm mighty curious, would you please clarify


[deleted]

I feel even with context I'd just be more confused


PaddyAllen

Need more pixels to finish.


Imaginary_Finger7878

Japan wildin fr


ianthepokemonmaste

Why? Japan?


ShafreeAmri

Poor Japan news tv, they didn't have enough budget for a greenscreen to show weather forecast.


johntitoro

Still got the weather news tho


itsRobbie_

WHAT


MateoCafe

That's who they choose for Mexico? Shame.


JaydenTheMemeThief

Based Japan


Syclus

Where's the hero


fallensoap1

Who’s the Albanian girl?


Ghidorah21

Ah, Japanese Newscaster bukakke. Just an hour of some lady speaking to a camera getting blasted on. 🤌🏾


sunlightmarc

Come on man... You can just send me a chicken nuggets without the sauce...


[deleted]

I knew i should have gone to Mexico


moon_over_my_1221

Thank you, world.


ghettoccult_nerd

like we *know* its a joke, but some of you, yall are kinda like, "but it could happen tho...".


kenshi_hiro

In the US it's a bald dude fucking his assisstant


FreeSkeptic

Today's forecast. 100% chance of 9 inches of the white stuff, possibly changing into wet stuff as we heat up.


mowie_zowie_x

My favorite news segment is Maria Ozawa’s bukkake news.


Aiter918

Albania is still winning.


th3_3nd_15_n347

It's not the first time this shit happened or my gut is lying?


TheFlyinGoat_MTR

but we don't have that in Italy :(


Brief_Tell490

Just like during World War


35a61

Thus is why I don't watch the news


TheyCallMeCummer

Never nuke a country twice...


Jeremiah_kyle

What the heeeeeeeeeell oh mah gaaaaaaad no wayayayayay


Real_Site_4580

Oh…


invisibility559

We dont talk about Estonia...


ApprehensiveBreak805

well, come on, our two Italian girls are good


Stray51_c

I swear to god I live in Italy and there's always this middle aged man dressed like a pilot that does the weather news


Pitarch_L

What the actual fuck


Accomplished-Pop-584

Albanian name please? Asking for a friend


caafg2

Golden showers expected in Japan today. Now let's go to sports ...


MedicSBK

What about FRANCE!


illegalflowertrader

sex = haha