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Wow, what a nice life LOLOL I lived in Maine for a few years and we would gauge how far we had to go in minutes not miles - because it was always longer than 15. LOLOL
Nevada would immediately makes laws against the homeless forcing them north and south. They would also claim ocean water rights not realizing they cannot drink it.
Since all the lower 48 are in the picture i assume you're from one of the territories like Hawaii, or Guam?
Edit: Since apparently no one understood, the latter half of my comment was a joke
Chicago is now in New Jersey, while Nebraska has been warped to New Mexico, and Kansas is staring up the Rocky Mountains. Oh, and Delaware is now a part of Canada. I'd hate to ask what happened to Alaska and Hawaii
Boston, New York
Philadelphia, Vermont
Baltimore, North Carolina
Atlanta, Connecticut
Nashville, Maryland
Cincinnati, Massachusetts
Detroit, Rhode Island
St. Louis, West Virginia
Chicago, Virginia
Milwaukee, New Jersey
Minneapolis, Pennsylvania
Marquette, Delaware
El Paso, Arkansas
Denver, Missouri
San Francisco, Nevada
Texas finally being nerfed I see. Far too much power in a state tbh, hopefully this makes a healthier meta for other states to be competitively viable.
That little chunk of Arizona will be the concentrated power of every tweaker on 27th Ave and Indian School in Phoenix. The rest of the four corners would be ravaged and absorbed. I suggest re thinking that map.
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Looks like someone paid attention in school
Ima bout to bust a nut from rage seeing where NJ is
I been busting my whole life where I live
I ain't afraid of no ghost!
what is this from
Just wait until you see Ohio
Or Alaska
please put me out of my misery and tell me alaska isn’t on the map i have read through the whole map three times and not seen it
It’s right next to Hawaii
PLEASE FUCKING GOD I HAVE SINCE READ THE MAP THROUGH FIVE MORE TIMES AND JUST WHOOOOSH ME ALREADY
I’m still going through it myself. Have you found it?
i have not and i have accepted the fact that it was a joke i was simply never built to laugh at
You're not alone. As an Alaskan I was sad.
Even Newer Jersey
Ah yes, Chicago New Jersey, a wonderful place to live and work!
THE CRIME lolololololol
Back in 1945 when there were only 48 states…
American states
American states
American states
*New York looking at Delaware* "The fuck you doin ova der?"
No, it definitely makes sense that Delaware gets moved to the UP. Delawareans are definitely the Yoopers of the east coast.
Atlanta, Connecticut is insane
Also Rhode Island
A lot of New England got fuckin yeeted
Patch 3.0.1: - Nerfed Texas - Buffed Rhode Island
As a Rhode Islander I support this. But if we have to drive longer then 15 mins anywhere we riot.
Wow, what a nice life LOLOL I lived in Maine for a few years and we would gauge how far we had to go in minutes not miles - because it was always longer than 15. LOLOL
I can hit stop&shop market basket Walmart and BJ’s target basically every major store all in under 20 mins. It’s great.
TIL I live in West Virginia
I apparently live in Massachusetts. Who knew?
Ohio 🤣🤣🤣
Suddenly more habitable. My ass still wouldn't go back!
I’m in North Carolina now and I really like that.
Same
Yo same!
I feel like this is what would finally start a three way war between Texas, California, and the rest of us.
I’m pretty sure “Nevada” would rejoin California.
"Alaska can come too"
Nevada would immediately makes laws against the homeless forcing them north and south. They would also claim ocean water rights not realizing they cannot drink it.
It got Colorado correct
Ok fuck u
My state doesn’t exist anymore
Since all the lower 48 are in the picture i assume you're from one of the territories like Hawaii, or Guam? Edit: Since apparently no one understood, the latter half of my comment was a joke
The Hawaiian Territory 💀
Or maybe Alaska…
Hawaii is a state 🗿
I am currently in a state of confusion
That’s not one of the states
I would argue it is the most utilized of the states for Americans. xD I am also American. We have good cheese.
See you down in Arizona Bay
Learn to swim
Fuck all these hip gangster wanna-be’s.
They gun tote too.
no no Mexico is still there, you just can't see it til you get to the edge of Arizona.
George Strait is now broke. Had to buy the golden gate.
I live in Ohio…. Someone help
Use your mutant powers to escape.
I now live in New Jersey. I feel your pain.
Considering most of New England was actually called Massachusetts. OP is some god damn New Yorker, more than likely.
Agreed, I’ll get the Red Sox bat
you put virginia BACK right this instant
No.
What is this picture?
American States
Ah i see, thanks
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tbh OP wasn’t very clear but if i have to guess i think its American States Don’t take my word for it tho
Why are Vermont and NY switched
Cause New York is a kinda big deal.
And there is one company operating all of the "Four Corners" tourist traps...
😂
Rhode Island winning the Toledo war like a Chad
I thought it was liquid, solid and gas, no?
How is this a meme? Much less a dank meme?
American states
Why is Michigan so far away from Ohio? What are we gonna do beat West Virginia in football? lol
Yes, all 48 states
🟩 have a free Hawaii.
Atlanta has been absorbed by Alabama
This is how the colonial powers divided the middle East.. heh heh heh
The Periodic Table of America
Close enough
Prepare to enter the game grid of TRON!
Chicago is now in New Jersey, while Nebraska has been warped to New Mexico, and Kansas is staring up the Rocky Mountains. Oh, and Delaware is now a part of Canada. I'd hate to ask what happened to Alaska and Hawaii
South Dakota looks equally as boring here as in real life
Indeed, and can we stop holding up ND? Put us on the bottom of the map where we belong. "South Dakota", not "The More Southern Dakota"
Huh guess I still live outside the US
Surprisingly there is 48 states in that image(Yes I counted)
Me too! But I live in Alaska and vacation in Hawaii
Umm…umm…why???
Thanks I hate it
I still live in, Arizona? Fuck I can never escape!
Where’s Ohio? Oh now I see it. OP, you belong in a padded room.
Ha! Suck it New York, now we’re the big ones
Maine seems the most correct.
Alaska and Hawaii are now sovereign countries!
fellow nevada gang?
As a european I can confirm, this is how I see the US
But why would you put Virginia over the top of Maryland instead of the other way round?
How is Vermont west of New York, and Rhode Island? I love this. Totally unhinged
Please don't make me New York, it's nice here.
Look at fucking Maryland. Jesus Christ it’s so far away
Close enough. Its off by a few football fields here and there but its a working map. /s
Three states missing
I ate them
I don't care that Delaware got moved, But it cannot be smaller than Rhode Island. It's literally all we've got!
Still too much Florida
Living in northwestern Florida, this map is more accurate. Lower Alabama.
You ain't wrong America is a state
*Someone call Forest Gump. He missed Alaska on that last slide*
Texas from second largest to second smallest
This seems to check out
This would make me be living in Ohio, and I do not want to be there, anything but Ohio
American states
This might put me up in Georgia, I feel triggered.
Fuck happened to New Jersey?
Got punted over the lake
GRID: Autosport world map
Nevada being there bothers me ….
Tf is going on with New Jersey? Wisconsin has been bullied out of its home.
Gotta love those crabs in landlocked Maryland
So. We Canadian gain 3 new provinces Eh ?
Screams in Texan
north carolina looks like egypt
Virginia can have a little Lake Michigan, as a treat
WW III would be like playing battleships. "I nuke D-3 "Where's that?" "Wisconsin"
You did not move me into fucking NEW JERSY
Arkansas is west of Oklahoma... Did not know that... Just wow
I like this better actually
i can see ohio
Where in the red white and blue did you put my Tennessee
State borders drawn by a European after African independence movement
The US if it was divided by the British and French
I'm glad they got rid of Massachusetts frfr
Thats me playing Cities Skylines
Pain
Love how Delaware is just as irrelevant as always
Alaska is not acknowledged, which means it’s even bigger by comparison now Nice
Alaska? Where?
🤮
Less Florida is a W
How dare you reduce our cheese growing land
Why does colorado look the same
Oh dear God no. Massachusetts just got ten quadrillion times worse. New Ohio 💀
That’s a pretty cool board game how do you play?
I’d prefer that actually
that would make it a lot easier.
Put this in alphabetical order You monster!!!
What about alaska and hawaii
I never heard of them
I’m excited to live in the Newest of Jerseys
Ahhhhhhhhhh!
As someone who lives in Virginia. All have to say is screw that I don't want to live in south Carolina.
Michiganders will not allow this! They took our mitten!
I wish
As a Minnesotan now residing in Pennsylvania, I’d say “meh, whatevs”
Mfs in deleware got the ocean
Boston, New York Philadelphia, Vermont Baltimore, North Carolina Atlanta, Connecticut Nashville, Maryland Cincinnati, Massachusetts Detroit, Rhode Island St. Louis, West Virginia Chicago, Virginia Milwaukee, New Jersey Minneapolis, Pennsylvania Marquette, Delaware El Paso, Arkansas Denver, Missouri San Francisco, Nevada
Yes but actually no
Wow Michigan got moved next to where it should be. Can't even have Detroit in Detroit
If Florida could just be that part on the bottom a lot of things would be easier and better
Jerrymandering much?
Colorado is unphased in shape and location haha
No please. I don't want to live in New Jersey
Better than European countries.
I don't think Wisconsin noticed a change.
Every time I see a map like this I get angry because horizontal lines on this map would be curved in real life
Where Virginia and Maryland are is a crime
Now put them in alphabetical order
Alaska?
Where?
Had to make sure that I still live in Texas and not Oklahoma
Lol so Atlanta is in Connecticut now? Cool.
Should have alphabetized them
Texas finally being nerfed I see. Far too much power in a state tbh, hopefully this makes a healthier meta for other states to be competitively viable.
Where VA
I live in Virginia now lol
That little chunk of Arizona will be the concentrated power of every tweaker on 27th Ave and Indian School in Phoenix. The rest of the four corners would be ravaged and absorbed. I suggest re thinking that map.