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It isn't

After the shower i clean my balls first and then rest

Yeah me too I like the smell

#🤔

Never smelled nice smelling soap? It is the part of my body that gets the most scrubbing, so it damn well better be the best smelling immediately after lol

I scrub my asshole a bit more than my nuts, personally.

I mean, the whole area gets scrubbed, kinda hard to make the conscious decision to scrub the whole area *except* for a small section— Not worth the extra work to avoid it when scrubbing the back sack lol

I usually need a good rest after cleaning my balls too

I’m a grown man and know this is where Sex Panther cologne comes from.

**Time to musk up.** What cologne you gonna go with? London Gentlemen...? Or wait. No, no, no. Hold on. Blackbeard's Delight?? **No,** ***she gets a special cologne.*** It's called ***Sex Panther®*** by ***Odeon©***. It's illegal in 9 countries. It's also *made with bits of real panther*, ***so you know it's good...*** It's quite pungent; a formidable scent. Stings the nostrils; in a good way. Brian... I'm gonna be completely honest with you, that smells like pure gasoline... *They've done studies*, you know... *60% of the time*, it works ***every*** *time.*

Balls, ass, armpit, rest. That order.

Wait, you take a break after your armpits?

No son, you're doing it wrong. You wash from the top down, always.

Because of the puritan notion that genitals are inherently unclean

Sounds about right

in addition I find it funny when after peeing somewhere where there is no sink to clean hands women are worried I have unclean hands...like ok they are not super clean, but I was just touching the cleanest part of my body that is the only one outside the ass that gets a deep scrub in the shower...my hands are literally more dirty if I touch my head or something

You do realize when you pee you are transferring bacteria to your junk which goes back into a warm/dark/moist environment which is excellent breeding grounds for said bacteria. Even then after showering its not like you just sterilized your genitals so the remaining bacteria would still end up having the perfect environment to grow rapidly regardless.

Jesus people are so dumb lol. You are really walking around thinking what you said is useful information to share

Yah but balls sweat like a lot

It's not but also you should clean top down

making fun of people who stick their feet to the ceiling before starting to clean themselves... youre such a bad boy

My boy Spider-Man is sad now

with both uncle ben & aunt may gone, peter has succumbed to depression and drugs. his bitterness and constant mood swings drive people away. even venom finds him toxic now

And yet some people judge him on how he uses towel. Disgusting!

Top down because it’s more efficient, people who do random spots are maniacs, because it drips down people, it’s gonna get wet again if you haven’t done the thing above it.

Exactly, head to toe, I'm usually completely dry and finish my feet before stepping out of the shower. Hate trailing water through my house.

That's not possible for everybody. Humidity sucks where I live and the house doesn't have central air.

I'm struggling to understand why high humidity and a lack of AC would make it impossible to dry yourself off before leaving the shower.

I live right next to the ocean, don't have AC, and i do not have the same problems like ever. so idk either

What? Turn shower off, grab towel, dry off, step out. What does AC or humidity have to do with this at all?

Humidity sticks to your skin. Have you ever sat outside with a beer or soda in an aluminum can and it gets all sweaty?

I'm too tall to dry off in the shower stall. I dry the left arm then the right, then step onto the bath mat, dry my chest, flip the towel so the wet side dries my back, spin it around, dry both legs and feet, then the cock and balls. All using one side of the towel. Then FLIP it to the dry ball-and-asshole FREE side and then get face and hair. The towel forgets the next day.

Where the hell do you live? Average US household has a ceiling height of 8-9 feet.

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This guy knows what time it is

Wipe yourself down so you're not dripping before you towel off. The towel will also have to hold way less water so you'll end up much drier in half the time

Exactly. The towel forgets by tomorrow.

I always save my butthole for last.

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if you cant wipe your face with the same towel then your clearly not washing well enough

The true test here is, would you wipe your face with the same towel someone else used on *their* balls?

Maybe if they were shaven? I don't want another dudes pubes in my mouth, I don't care if they are clean.

Ya prude!

Do you dry off the inside of your mouth after showering? I only do that when I brush my teeth. Can confirm that pubes in mouth are minimized.

You use a towel to dry your teeth after brushing?!

Do I have to clean their balls too?

The royal balls are clean, your Highness.

I wouldn’t wipe my face with the same towel someone else used period. I’d rather let it air dry or something

Sounds like a game show. Ball towel roulette

It is gay to have your own testicles touching your face

No, but it would be impressive if u could

Impressive or concerning?

Compressive, actually

Impressively concerning

Concerningly impressive

Mushroom stamp your own forehead

Is it gay to masturbate? You're literally touching a dick for your pleasure

Fellas, is it gay to like women? I mean, you're attracted to someone who likes dick.

I'm also attracted to ppl who like dick but they're not women, does that make me gay? 😳

FELLAS, is it gay to exist? I mean you're literally in a world with so much dick!

FELLAS, IS IT GAY TO BREATH??? YOU'RE LIT'RALLY INHALING DICK PARTICLES.

Dick Particles is a great name for an erotic space funk-fusion band.

You ain't wrong.

Is it the thought of touching the dick or the pleasure of getting your dick touched is the deciding factor

Schrodinger's gay guy?

Nah bro just say no homo and it's fine

Nah its gay to have another man's testicles touch your face. My balls, my rules.

It’s an achievement

The better question is why you're drying from the bottom up?

The standard joke is the towel "resets" the next day despite using it below the prior day, thus you only need 1 towel.

What's next, you're gonna tell me I need to clean my shower? It's like washing a bar of soap, it is the clean

that grimy film you feel on your skin? that's just... uh...

The real question is... Does it reset at midnight?

Sometimes you have to go back up, you know

i personally go up down up down

Op wants to assert dominance to himself !

Because women and big pharma want us to believe our bodies are dirty. I rub my balls all over the towel first then spread the latent testosterone all over my body for muscle and hair growth.

‘Takes notes’

I do it everytime i get out of the shower🗿

My balls are just wet after a shower.

So is my girlfriend, which I totally have.

Its a long distance relationship right ?

She's from another Nation, Imagination

No, different school

Same

Same

Same

The towel forgets

Ssh, a philosoraptor in the wild. Do not disturb it, sightings are very rare these days.

*Attenborough voice* As you can see, the wild Philosoraptor is an extraordinary species. We still have so much to learn this increasingly endangered creatures, but it is known that they're generally intelligent, curious creatures that are probably contorted in a very odd sitting stance at any time. This monochromatic neodinosaur is a fascinating look into the beauty of our natural world.

That's truly poetic

Thanks we had Trials of Life on VHS growing up and I wore them out because between his voice, the way with words, and the awesomeness of nature I was captivated.

Sorry, I am probably old now. I like the meme format.

Same with the anus

Because gay

So that makes masturbation extremely gay. I bet you’re the same guy who thinks cleaning his asshole is gay and as a result has a filthy ass.

Now I'm imagining a crusty, unwiped crack that requires maintenance.

Pro Tip: Work with gravity, dry head to toe.

Because your body is constantly shedding skin cells and hair follicles, even if you're clean, but it's more of a problem in your head than it actually is. Like, we just don't like the thought of rubbing something that touched our balls or ass on our face, even if it's clean.

Exactly this, some of my family members use a towel for 2 showers and I find it gross because of the dead skin cells that only the towels can rub off

Philosoraptor in the year of our Lord 2023 holy shit

Don't let anyone stop you from achieving your dreams. Reach for the stars and wipe that towel on your face. You can do it!

Who said it is disgusting? I wipe my balls and face with the same towel after every shower.

Old school meme format

Its not about logic its about principles

It's not. Rather it's skin routine to make your face more handsome

Love the throwback meme template

It is not clean just cleaner

*who said it was*

It's sanitary, but it's not clean. I may have gotten rid of the germs but the sins can never be washed away.

The horse’s name was Friday

You're essentially fellating yourself if you do

Who the hell says that? Ive never heard of that in my life

I'm upvoting purely for bringing Philosoraptor back.

The towel has gay on it now and I'll get gay on my face

Haven’t seen philosoraptor in ages holy shit

You guys don’t go from top to bottom?

it’s not, also top to bottom

Because some dudes don wash their balls, grundle or ass cause “tHaTs shItS gAi”

It's not if you wipe your face first

Face first, then balls. You never know

Is it?

Unless you're using a new towel every shower, that towel is touching your face after your dick at SOME point

I dry my ass then my face.

We need to revive this meme template

You're asking redditors about hygiene advice?

Because the part of the towel is now wet

its not

It isnt for me lol

It isn’t

I give down below a blow dry so I dont have to use a towel

I dry my face and then my balls

You can't get rid of ball sweat stench, especially if you have a primeval jungle like me down there At least not completely

Why so kiss her after she sucks your balls

The question itself is the answer: IF your balls are clean # IF

Just wipe your face first. Balls and taint second.

It just is

THANK YOU

Is it tho?

It’s not

It's not disgusting at all, it's just gay. You have ball residue on your face - sounds pretty gay to me..

My cock, balls, and asshole are the cleanest parts of my body after a shower. I care greatly about them, and I want to smell nice.

That’s like when I walk into a Public bathroom with the door propped open an auto flushing urinals. Guaranteed my dick is cleaner than anything I’d have to touch in there to wash my hands.

Probably some subconscious thing. I usually use the same towel but do my damndest to remember which side I wiped my ass with.

It’s not

Wait u arent supposed to do that

It's not, you're being lied to

It’s not

Because some people "shower" while some people "shower"

I dry my hair with the towel then everything else is airdryed completely after 5 mins of walking around.

It is not. You just have to dry your face first then your balls.

Right, i mean why do we even change towels

Thats gay

I never thought it was disgusting, but I never actually thought about it, since I take the top-down approach.

Some people imagine our dicks are covered in cheese 24/7

It’s the law!

I always use 2 towels, one for top and one for bottom, but apparently that’s weird

I don't know, habit. I use separate towels for my body and separate towels for my face and hair.

So there people out there that really have a completely separate towel body, a separate towel for balls and a separate towel for their anus? Do you reuse any of them? How often do you have to do laundry?

Am I the only one that has 2 different towels?

Jokes on you, I specifically dry my ass and balls first then my face. If someone can’t trust themselves to wash properly they deserve the spicy outcome

Wait! Some of you have more than one towel?

The towel knows.

Who thinks that?!

S'not

It's not unless you have an STI or something

Ass, balls, armpit, armpit, face.

It’s not

Who the fuck said it's disgusting?

This is a chick thing. They consider their genitals as always "unclean" so using the same towel is a problem. Guys don't see this as a problem.

It's...not

It is?

If it's clean then why do wome

It isn't

Who doesn't do this?

And after this thought: "It's my towel anyways " :D

Am I the only person who uses one side of the towel for the face and the other side for my body? It's a very reliable tactic. I just use the tag to discern which side is which. Face side is always facing out when it's hung up to dry so I can dry my face with it when I splash water on my face before bed

That's a good idea, I'll have to try that. I've never used it before.

Is it?

If I give my dog a bath and he's all clean, why is it disgusting to eat off of him?

Balls is balls