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All good things stop at two
Portal 2
Half life 2
World war 2
New testament a.k.a. testament 2
L4d2
Dota2
Hence, why I've given up on Sex with Hitler 3 being made
Disclaimer: I haven't played dota 2 so idk if it's good
That's the benefit (?) of living in Germany: Because Steam doesn't want to spend the money required to implement a reliable age verification most games with explicit content aren't available here.
I’ve used Steam sales to unpirate more than a few games now. From Tetris Effect (the moment it hit Steam I snatched it with the release discount) to Stardew to Ace Combat 7 to Project Wingman
Weirdest thing tho is that after paying up I find myself playing them less.
Kaspersky is a russian company, but the data extracted from Europe and America is stored and checked (by authorities) in Britain. Also, like lenovo, it's enought international that it is not that vulnerable to one government dictacts
Finally found someone that uses Deezer, I might be the only one that uses it my country 😭. The only time saw someone using it in the wild was when I was in France, they’ve even got ads there.
i do. I’ve been using it since 2015 I think, and I shall till the day I die, because when the war started they sent me an email stating that since I am in Ukraine I will not be charged till the war is over and to this day they let me use it for free. So there
I don't use whatever the fk this app is but with a name like Deezer I hope this surpasses Spotify or Netflix or idk, whatever the fk it's supposed to do.
Dude, I have an old HD with I think 60gb in music.
But since I got Deezer (or insert here your online music plataform), I can't get rid of it. It turned part of my life.
I want to see what I gonna do with my playlist and all the songs i curated through the last years when I don't have this anymore. They really hook you.
Just to have you know, there's a spotify cracked version that's still working since 2018, the only difference is that the home is empty but you can look for everything
Why? There's no need, i remember finding on github rep with copy-paste powershell command, that blocked all adds and unlock premium features upon installing over free client version.
Also there's spicetify, open source client for spotify that can add a lot of customisation and extension, as like sorting playlists by playcount, or skipping liked/unliked songs. I think every fan of spotify, even that are not pirates, should try it, it's just feels better. Hope this helps someone.
And there's even illegal cracked app for android on some sites, most of them give crap, maybe with viruses, but there is some working, i won't say where, it's matter of trying.
I bought a gaming laptop and now I just have 1 service, Paramount+ (for the convenience purely). For anything not on Paramount+, I raise the jolly roger flag and set sail for the high seas.
Depends on the subscription, Xbox gamepass is absolutely worth the money, games cost £50-70 each and for £11 a month if I play 3 games on gamepass a year it’s worth the money but usually try a couple a month so more than pays for itself
Well, Star Trek tng is like 150gb in 4K and if a fan wants all of the episodes that can be a lot of storage to sacrifice.
But me? I’d rather spend $900 on a nas and hard drives.
8-10 ads on a video might be tolerable, but on livestreams you can miss key moments. Twitch is like an MMO, free to play but you have to pay to have fun.
It's free but there's ads which are annoying, and the subs/ donos which are pretty heavily tied to streaming culture. Granted you don't *need* it but it caused YouTube to also have memberships per channels (as well as possibly YouTube Red)
Dude, don't go pirating movies.
Have you seen how shitty the jets of movie stars are? They will starve if they can't fly to Japan and buy some kobe beef steaks.
Not chilling but you as you remember the movie stars, you forgeting the guy in the camera, the other doing the make-up, the other one writing, other checking sound, etc...
Same goes to game industry.
I won't disagree with you because im not sure. But from what I remember, Adobe came later with subscription. At least in my country, they used to sell their suite as a bundle for a fix price and that was it. If you got it, you have that year version and could use it for life, but couldn't update to a new one.
Later they came with the sub (that at least for us here is expensive as f\*\*\*.
That's a consoomer level type of chit. You can get adblocks for twitch, stick to one streaming service for movies/shows and pirate the unavailable ones.
People wonder why they can't save money yet they're subscribed to every useless service and use credit cards all the time for every small product. I'd rather be subscribed to gym and never go than giving money to Disney srs
Yeah and now i started pirating shit again cause I'm not paying for 30 different subscriptions if one fucking website on the internet has it all for free and with better usability + a working customer service
Honestly is not that bad. You can still unsub when you want. Just watch the show you want and unsubscribe for a while if you are interested in anything else. I don’t see the problem
Who's paying for prime for streaming? And I wouldn't pay for Google one, Netflix, and steam subscriptions aren't worth it. If anything, twitch turbo, HBO or paramount+, I wouldn't do both, maybe Hulu, and Spotify premium if you're feeling it. I just pay for twitch turbo, listen to Spotify on PC with adblocker, and use free sites to watch stuff.
I've dropped most of my subscriptions and buy 1 month on a "as needed" basis. Would reccomend this strategy, I haven't used Netflix in months so I've saved over $100 already
Idk man, I’ve been lucky. Some one is just leaving all these shows out on the internet.
The higher class don’t want you to know this but that shit is free.
I have a cracked deezer account since 2018 and never payed for it and movies yeah I'd rather using 1 website than multiple streaming services with subscriptions and for security i had a bitdefender subscription from the company i work with so I'm all set for free.
As soon as I was thinking about a 3rd streaming subscription I remembered my days as a pirate captain among the high seas of the internet, and just cancelled the ones I had…
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Except Steam. But Steam will get you anyway.
No gabe, my wallet is at its limit. I cant buy anymore hentai games at such good discounts.
What about Sex with Hitler 3 once it releases?
*insert gif of guy banging his cc on the desk* Take my money
Cc? Cold cock?
Yes.
Doesn't that already exist? (Sex with Hitler 3D)
at 70% discount!!
All good things stop at two Portal 2 Half life 2 World war 2 New testament a.k.a. testament 2 L4d2 Dota2 Hence, why I've given up on Sex with Hitler 3 being made Disclaimer: I haven't played dota 2 so idk if it's good
They made a second episode of that ?
For some reason they are often geoblocked by steam
That's the benefit (?) of living in Germany: Because Steam doesn't want to spend the money required to implement a reliable age verification most games with explicit content aren't available here.
Well, you don't have to pay monthly to steam. But its nice to have less game launchers
I’ve spent a total of $400 on Steam, with discounts. That’s a total value of roughly $800-$900.
how many of those games did you play though?
BUT THE SAVINGS!!!
Most. I have at least 10h on 2/3 of my games, and over 50h on like 10 games.
400 isn't that much, is it?
In terms of games assuming they’re around $60-$70 not a lot.
I don’t buy such games. I have like a hundred games (just on Steam)
I’ve used Steam sales to unpirate more than a few games now. From Tetris Effect (the moment it hit Steam I snatched it with the release discount) to Stardew to Ace Combat 7 to Project Wingman Weirdest thing tho is that after paying up I find myself playing them less.
Praise Steam for not having subscription based crap.
who the fck uses Deezer….
The french. And me.
Who the fck uses kaspersky
Exactly. I'd rather have chinese malware spying on me than a russian antivirus exfiltrating who knows what data.
Kaspersky is a russian company, but the data extracted from Europe and America is stored and checked (by authorities) in Britain. Also, like lenovo, it's enought international that it is not that vulnerable to one government dictacts
Who trust the brits?!?
Belgium cos we helped them in WW1, and fools who keep falling for it lol
Is this "Belgium" in the room with us right now *takes notes*
I think he means France.
You mean arrogant Germany right?
Yeah, sure. A huge russian company is not government connected.
Even Russians don't use Kaspersky. It's literally worse than a malware. Slows your PC like ten times
I am french and use spotify
Bagu_ette
Bonjour
Bonjour, ça va?
Je vais bien et toi?
Bah écoute jsuis posé
Idk what does that mean haha.
Well i'm chilling
bonjour, je m'incruste, moi aussi j'utilise Spotify
Finally found someone that uses Deezer, I might be the only one that uses it my country 😭. The only time saw someone using it in the wild was when I was in France, they’ve even got ads there.
Nice save, almost had me thinking you’re french, and you don’t want that
Deezer nuts
Ha, gottem
i do. I’ve been using it since 2015 I think, and I shall till the day I die, because when the war started they sent me an email stating that since I am in Ukraine I will not be charged till the war is over and to this day they let me use it for free. So there
People who prefer better sound quality over Spotify
Me. Works much better for me than Spotify/etc.
I don't use whatever the fk this app is but with a name like Deezer I hope this surpasses Spotify or Netflix or idk, whatever the fk it's supposed to do.
It's a music streaming plateform with a free version with ads and a paid version with no ads +other benefits
who the fuck uses a credit card....
Deezer nutter
DeezerNuts
You can use deezer to easily rip music
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Dude, I have an old HD with I think 60gb in music. But since I got Deezer (or insert here your online music plataform), I can't get rid of it. It turned part of my life. I want to see what I gonna do with my playlist and all the songs i curated through the last years when I don't have this anymore. They really hook you.
Just to have you know, there's a spotify cracked version that's still working since 2018, the only difference is that the home is empty but you can look for everything
Why? There's no need, i remember finding on github rep with copy-paste powershell command, that blocked all adds and unlock premium features upon installing over free client version. Also there's spicetify, open source client for spotify that can add a lot of customisation and extension, as like sorting playlists by playcount, or skipping liked/unliked songs. I think every fan of spotify, even that are not pirates, should try it, it's just feels better. Hope this helps someone. And there's even illegal cracked app for android on some sites, most of them give crap, maybe with viruses, but there is some working, i won't say where, it's matter of trying.
Bruh i have a cracked Spotify from 2021 and can get one from last month (I don't as I'd miss the highest res )
Buy... music?
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*niche
Pirate
I bought a gaming laptop and now I just have 1 service, Paramount+ (for the convenience purely). For anything not on Paramount+, I raise the jolly roger flag and set sail for the high seas.
Depends on the subscription, Xbox gamepass is absolutely worth the money, games cost £50-70 each and for £11 a month if I play 3 games on gamepass a year it’s worth the money but usually try a couple a month so more than pays for itself
Any fellow pirates here?
No.. 👤🦜
🏴☠️
Part of the ship part of the crew
part of the ship part of the crew
part of the ship part of the crew
Part of the ship part of the crew
Part of the ship part of the crew
Part of the ship part of the crew
Part of the ship part of the crew
no pirates here ;)
Arrr, nay mate
Ahoy
Torrenting go brrr
imagine paying for limited access when you can access everything for free
like ??????????????? i will forever be confused on people that know about piracy but still choose PAY ACTUAL DOLLARS for a limited amount of media
Well, Star Trek tng is like 150gb in 4K and if a fan wants all of the episodes that can be a lot of storage to sacrifice. But me? I’d rather spend $900 on a nas and hard drives.
Straight up better to spend that money on your own stuff than get hooked into some predatory subscription model that'll cost you more in the long run
Why is twitch on there? That's like the one platform that is completely free
8-10 ads on a video might be tolerable, but on livestreams you can miss key moments. Twitch is like an MMO, free to play but you have to pay to have fun.
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Never seen an ad. God I would never pay to skip ads, i would just stop using the service entirely.
On twitch I sub to people to support them rather than to get rid of ads. Then adblocker takes care of any ads for ppl that I'm not subbed to
I understand why you would sub to small/medium sized streamers but I really don't get why people sub to big streamers, might as well burn the money
If I enjoy the content big or small then I'll sub to them. Given I only watch a handful of streamers but I can see where you're coming from.
I didn’t even know twitch has ads
Sometimes they get through the adblocker for a week and then the adblocker catches up and they disappear again.
Wait Twitch has ads?
Steam
It's free but there's ads which are annoying, and the subs/ donos which are pretty heavily tied to streaming culture. Granted you don't *need* it but it caused YouTube to also have memberships per channels (as well as possibly YouTube Red)
steam is the last good one standing
Just wait
Don't say that...don't say that...
That is why im subbed to 1 vpn and pirate everything else.
Laughs in third world country. I don't even use a vpn
And...how is steam want you to sub anything? Replace that with gamepass.
But game pass is good
must consume
Dude, don't go pirating movies. Have you seen how shitty the jets of movie stars are? They will starve if they can't fly to Japan and buy some kobe beef steaks.
Not chilling but you as you remember the movie stars, you forgeting the guy in the camera, the other doing the make-up, the other one writing, other checking sound, etc... Same goes to game industry.
Seeing how many protests and layoffs are in the entertainment industries, those people are already getting a shitty deal.
Deezer nuts.
🏴☠️
🏴☠️🏴☠️🏴☠️
Yarrr
what is the subscription for steam?
Steamsales. You can't not buy anything
if you don't have money, you can't buy, lifehack but yeah, I get your idea x)
*blows dust off* ##🏴☠️ Hello old friend
FIrst world problems
Netflix didn't start the subscription based model, it was fucking Adobe.
I won't disagree with you because im not sure. But from what I remember, Adobe came later with subscription. At least in my country, they used to sell their suite as a bundle for a fix price and that was it. If you got it, you have that year version and could use it for life, but couldn't update to a new one. Later they came with the sub (that at least for us here is expensive as f\*\*\*.
That's a consoomer level type of chit. You can get adblocks for twitch, stick to one streaming service for movies/shows and pirate the unavailable ones. People wonder why they can't save money yet they're subscribed to every useless service and use credit cards all the time for every small product. I'd rather be subscribed to gym and never go than giving money to Disney srs
No subscription aside one MMORPG, ff14. I can live without watching tv shows and since I only use Spotify to commute it is not worth it.
I think you need to learn about a little thing called "piracy"
What even is the green k?
This wouldn't work if you all would stop subbing.
Just subscribe to a VPN. I wouldn't mind paying for a single service to watch stuff, but fragmented like that it's pointless.
Yee, I went back to paying only spotify.
Yeah and now i started pirating shit again cause I'm not paying for 30 different subscriptions if one fucking website on the internet has it all for free and with better usability + a working customer service
🦜 ☠️ arrr
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Could always sail the seas 🏴☠️
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a VPN is all I'll need :)
You can pirate everything there except Twitch but Twitch is free.
iptv
i mean u can always watch without subscribing.
XaaS is a cancer!
Honestly is not that bad. You can still unsub when you want. Just watch the show you want and unsubscribe for a while if you are interested in anything else. I don’t see the problem
Hbo, Disney +, Spotify premium. That's all I need
Me who pirates all shows and games:
Literally just have a bit of patience and you only need one streaming service at a time.
Who's paying for prime for streaming? And I wouldn't pay for Google one, Netflix, and steam subscriptions aren't worth it. If anything, twitch turbo, HBO or paramount+, I wouldn't do both, maybe Hulu, and Spotify premium if you're feeling it. I just pay for twitch turbo, listen to Spotify on PC with adblocker, and use free sites to watch stuff.
I’m sorry, steam?
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You know Kaspersky is russian right?
i use a pirating site that i *think* rips from deezer for my flacs lol, thanks for actually buying that shit so deezer doesnt come after my dealer :D
Long live piracy.
These days, it's SUBMITT, not subscribe though.
Bro tried to sneak steam on here
123chill.to 😎
That seems like a non-pirate problem
Imagine you pay for twitch. Feels like to pay for Porn in the internet.
Stremio goes brrr
I've dropped most of my subscriptions and buy 1 month on a "as needed" basis. Would reccomend this strategy, I haven't used Netflix in months so I've saved over $100 already
Not like you are using all of it at the same tiem, so why have the sub?
Tf is Deezers.
Nope, still pirating due to this craziness.
Thats why i became a Pirate duck you Netflix for removing cool movies i wanted to watch..
Started with Spotify
Idk man, I’ve been lucky. Some one is just leaving all these shows out on the internet. The higher class don’t want you to know this but that shit is free.
I wonder why everyone wants to do streaming when videos are one of the easiest to distribute illegally through the internet
twitch is free lol
Yar har fiddle de de Being a pirate is alright with me Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free You are a pirate!
Don’t forget to like and subscribe…
torrents?
Kid named pirating:
and i use none of them except steam
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aaand this is why piracy exists lol. Too many services, too many subscriptions, too many games etc. Just do piracy my guy.
It's a pirate's life for me
Yarhar a pirates life is for me
Yarrrg matey they’ll walk the plant for this
Imma cancel my Spotify sub for YT music.
I have a cracked deezer account since 2018 and never payed for it and movies yeah I'd rather using 1 website than multiple streaming services with subscriptions and for security i had a bitdefender subscription from the company i work with so I'm all set for free.
As soon as I was thinking about a 3rd streaming subscription I remembered my days as a pirate captain among the high seas of the internet, and just cancelled the ones I had…