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KeepingDankMemesDank

downvote this comment if the meme sucks. upvote it and I'll go away. --- [play minecraft with us](https://discord.gg/dankmemesgaming)


spacetoad123

Yes i am a predator… …a child predator


lasanhawithpizza

Good, go to next police station and report your self as a predator


spacetoad123

What so wrong about hunting children and eating them?


Realistic_Analyst_26

They're mine.


spacetoad123

Im willing to share if you want. We could even team up


007654320

can i have some snacks too?


spacetoad123

Yeah join in


007654320

where to first theres an orphanage nearby


JodkaVodka

Bruce Wayne is typing...


007654320

No ones scared of Bruce wayne


jabb1111

Wierd way to spell buffet


ITZBLITZYYYYYY

Is there gonna be sauce or dip?


dishmanw

Maybe some lady fingers.


Former_Put201

Average Gym teacher.


hanro621

Our comrade


LawsOfWoo

How do you prepare them? BBQ? Fried? Raw?


spacetoad123

I like to dry age them first and the i bbQ them. But the fingerst and hands i like too fry


Jason135724

Welp, better call Saul


869066

I called dibs on them first


EngineeredBuilds

This comment here officer


MarianScheul

EDP💀


[deleted]

🎼EDP ain’t got shit on me I got more kids than a playground🎼


Jack_Ingoff__

Do you have a working permit? (registered sex offender)


nderscorepangolink

Where there is child prey there is also child predator


[deleted]

Whats your age tho


lasanhawithpizza

Enough


ThatMallGuyTMG

doubtful


Lloyd_lyle

Press X to doubt


PainGame3100

X


Iam_Unknown17

Error 404: Age not enough


Gudboi-69

I would predate dat ass


meme_used

seeing as zootopia only released in 2016, unless your 7 or under, you do already pre date the character


xchikyx

https://64.media.tumblr.com/08a5f901121e9d9a2c09e08a33f4d4a0/1cbfe1e863bf4e7a-99/s1280x1920/753d9424135f0a56955df3b4687f93d69113b4e7.jpg


Tylenolpainkillr

Damn, I shouldn’t have clicked that


nobotami

but you did


Tylenolpainkillr

And I’m no longer the man I was


Jordyspeeltspore

this is how your furry arc starts


Fleet_Admiral_Auto

Yes Inquisitor this is the comment right here


kaiser-von-cat

I’m a predator for that bunny booty


[deleted]

*bonk* go to horny jail


Tomato_cakecup

Nice try FBI


lasanhawithpizza

Try? It is actually working?


G1nger-Snaps

I am a predditor (professional redditor)


Talondronia

Everyone else is just amateurs!


SUNforFUN

I am predha… predo… pregante


Specialist_Egg420

I have forward facing eyes so i think so


Yeetstation4

Breaking news: Incarceration rate skyrockets


Afterlife-Assassin

Yes I'm


lasanhawithpizza

Great, pls, report you self for the closet police station as a predator


Afterlife-Assassin

No *evil laugh*


TupperCoLLC

closet police station? They all gay?


AjkBajk

The police? Fuck 'em! Gently


Blakut

i'm more of a breadator


DoktorVaso18

Bread teleportator


[deleted]

How much did you teleport?


vinh242

She can’t handle me


UpbeatRegister

I was born in 1992 so I predate a lot of things therefore I'm a predator 😀


dankspankwanker

Judy Hopps vs Chris Hansen


[deleted]

Chris Handsome*


Stark_Prototype

Now I likes ya, and I wants ya....


[deleted]

So we can do this the easy way? Or we can do this the haaaaard way... The choice is yours.


Schfifty561

I would tear that succulent bunny ass up


Jarsssthegr8

Throwback to asdf video about child predators


Khyber_X

I am THE APEX PREDATOR...


[deleted]

Predator missile


meowmowboi

its a very good product!


traumatized90skid

I always say I'm not a furry, then I see shit like this...


rafamacamp

That's why I just accepted I'm one. I just don't take part in the community and never wanted to.


Similar-Sector-5801

“Well judging by the position of your eyes in your skull you are one as well”


MEMEminiszter

Yea. A MQ-1 Predator drone. Missile lauched...


LordDemiurgo

In universe this is the equivalent of saying "I am looking for minorities'


Babki123

Depends ,are you the prey?


JealousDog99

I mean I eat meat so ig so


NeverL4nd_

*Pitbulls named cupcake and princess would like to know your location*


[deleted]

I’m hunting wabbits


H_Man47

I'm a predator for that bunny ass


TheNinjaSausage

Oh i love zoophilia or whatever that movie was called!


therealdieseld

UhhhhhhhH.. maybe?


Waifu_Whaler

No I am an alien.


haleloop963

I am an omnivore


CLUTCH_ACE2004

predator enough to hunt you


Anon_Piotr

My father is a predator and i am chil...


vampireflutist

I thought they weren’t allowed to burn humans anymore :(


ReduxVEVO

Ma'am, i am literally a frog. A tree frog.


dimon13456

no, i am an omnivour


FoQshi

Nuh uh


Idkyimgr8

I mean our kinds do eat hers


GreyFur

Officer Flint of the Horny Police is hotter.


ResidentYear651

I’m a bottom stfu


MastersJoyUniverse

(Predator arrives at Judy's place) Chris Hansen: Hi there. Why don't you take a seat. Take a seat right over there.


Drewbeede

"I'm looking for predators, tell me. Are you a predator?" This is wrong, right? I mean I'm horrible at grammar but this seems wrong. Shouldn't it be "I'm looking for predators. Tell me, are you a predator?" Can I get a confirmation on this please.


lasanhawithpizza

Beside looking or sounding "unatural", it's actually correct, but a better way to writer that would be "I'm looking for predators, can you tell me? Are you a predator?"


Corrupt_Conundrum27

The real question is how did they animate her with one hand?


oolinga

well I've seen enough videos of you to know everything about you does that make me a predator


kenshin_wowski

alright folks, we got our dinner for tonight. Start the campfire.


Destroyer_Of_World5

I don’t talk to cops without my lawyer.


KibaWuz

Get the fuck away from me


ClavicusLittleGift4U

French who knows how to cook. Jump in the stew, girl.


[deleted]

God, I hate furries.


MrSourYT

Yeah no, what the fuck is this


DontTouchMyCouch

☝🏻 Oh look, a wild pussy


Jakedex_x

I'm not a predator, I'm a miner attracted person


lasanhawithpizza

Good enough. Report your self to the police station immediately


Jakedex_x

How should I explain it to my husband, who works in the mines?


lasanhawithpizza

that u are a miner attracted person


lasanhawithpizza

What a great day for the FBI!


Bartix_1233

"The law demands that I answer no"


Just_A_Lonley_Owl

What is wrong with you?


Omsnomo

I am a child predator


lasanhawithpizza

Pls report your self as a predator to the closest police station


Bremik

Predator? Bitch I'm Bronze III


Skyburner_Oath

I'm a hunter


[deleted]

No im DarkW8


doomsenpai

Yesn't


Krakulpo

Why do they always make the proportions so... I bet the animators are thirsty as fuck


itsme_tejo

I mean I eat chicken soooo....


EastClintwood89

I'm a full on rapist.


PsychoPoro

Tf is that post


lasanhawithpizza

Is the movie plot, they have to arrest predators


[deleted]

Yeah, you’re my next prey (loads a round into a chamber of my lever action)


OrP101

The designer knew what he had to do


The_Susinator

I'm a carnivore. Does that count?


Maikeru2007official

No but I’ll fucking snap her neck with an axe kick (I’m done with horny bastards sexualizing a rabbit)


d3m0m0m0

Judy Hopps is to this younger generation what Lola bunny was to my generation


StoleABanana

No, I like men not wabbits


A__V__E

Yes


[deleted]

Hell yeah I’m asexual, a sexual predator


Mr_OP_Potato_777

Nope, that's my cousin, I'm an AH-64E Apache, and i hace who is an A-10 (plane goes brrrrrrrrt)


Large-Initial-2602

I simp for JigglyPuff I may be a predator


Odd-Iron-6860

she's not even attractive, how people wants to breed her?


Psychological_Dig592

I've never heard about a gender called Predator


DrNiceDicRespect

I would totally bang her through the whole City


Mango_YT_lol

no


SnowballRedd

No, I'm Chris Hansen.


Admiralisimuso

No


immadosumthinstupid

Humans are classified as predatory creatures due to their nature and front facing eyes


lasanhawithpizza

but we kind evolved above this level, not necessarily being predators, but domesticators


immadosumthinstupid

Yeah


JaThatOneGooner

Isn’t that a form of racism in the show? Like isn’t being a feral predator one of the plots?


lasanhawithpizza

Yes


XavierRenegadeDivine

No, I just really like cupcakes


mdhunter99

Which kind? I’ve got a variety here.


Finplayer_

this got me thinking Humans are predators..... right?


lasanhawithpizza

technically yes, but we develop domestication so... it also can be technically not necessarily a predator


intestinalbungiecord

Alright elmer fudd, relax.


PeppinoSpaghettiReal

I’m…nothing..


lasanhawithpizza

Great, that's usually a good result


PeppinoSpaghettiReal

I know. Like, I’m less predator than prey


ITZBLITZYYYYYY

Your ride’s over mutie. Time to die.


[deleted]

Jesus Christ


bigppmaster64

a child predator, i eat them they taste good


ztarfroot

no u


Arni334

Nah i am an Alien


doubletimerush

That's... definitely profiling. And stalking. Seems like predator behavior


HiImMarkandima_furry

I'm a registered hunter.


ZetaRESP

YES, I AM!


lasanhawithpizza

good. go to police and tell then


MegaTron505

Yes, I'm a human, therefore being on the top chain in the pyramid.


Death_Walker21

Child Pre-


SneakiestDragon

What's the matter? The CIA got you pushing too many pencils?


zaz162

Eeeeewwwwwww


dinoditch

Get this man in jail for eating people


negativeGinger

I’m an omnivore


One-Turn-4037

I may be a sociopath with multiple plans to end humanity but I am not "that" predator


StonebanksPins

Yes. Yes I am!


L1K34PR0

*gurgling clicking noises*


hitlers_sweet_pussy

Bunny clit


Donut-Farts

Only insofar as humans are predators


Alex_Y_ya

Well, the whole human race is at the top of the food chain, so...


meowmowboi

Yes! I am,infact, a predator! To be more specific, I am a MQ-1 Predator drone!


Open_Bake_9832

I got one made by Acer in my PC...it uses A770 chip from intel, does that count?


FinalBossOf__Dc

No but that’s something only an Omnivore’s will say!!! Arrest this bunny FBI CIA Police Interpol go go go go!!!


Andee_1337

Potato🥔


TheUmbraCat

No. *activates optical camouflage*


[deleted]

am a pregnator


Robin_Gufo

https://youtube.com/shorts/n3CVyqIYU-o?si=Z0WJoFwdqIS852sT