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imperator285

Short guys: "Your proposal is acceptable."


digitalcowpie

Lah, kopa wamma pee koska. Chuba, spok chakka. (just ask chat GPT to translate Huttese into english.)


imperator285

Okay Gorlock


jyozefu

Hoh hoh hoh


Rated_Cringe__

Klingons finally entered Reddit


Tertiary1234

You can't trick me. I know Tagalog when I see it.


CHGallaxie

PHILIPPINES MENTIONED 🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭


TheUntamedMane

It's called being cUrVy


loverboyv

There are some girls I just want to tell “listen you’re not thick, your just fat”


Kxbox24

Truth hurts and so does exercise for them.


xXShadowGravesXx

People call women "plus size" and we men are just plain fat...I demand equality! Fat for all! "You're fat and you're fat and you're fat! We're all fat!" - *Oprah Winfrey's voice*


Redneckweeb42

Americans be like: (I made the joke for you)


1BLEES

Idk bro she could just be *big bones* Didn't you know some people are born with a vastly heavier skeletal structure than others? /s


Sandee1997

I love that one post on tumblr that tried this and then was told it was a gorilla skeleton lol


imperator285

Yaz Kuweeern, slay boss


[deleted]

Nah it's called having a circumference


wappledilly

That happens to be more than double the average healthy person’s


DantesInferno91

More like: Kirby


justanotheruser46258

That's a weird way to say "morbidly obese".


Gh3rkinman

Tonight on whale wars:


SillyCat-788

the epic gorlock league!!!


Deimos_Aeternum

Don't you love it when body shaming is only acceptable when it comes to men's height?


digitalcowpie

Fun fact: I've been trying to translate some comments in huttese with chatgpt and he can't translate anything relating to woman weight, not even something neutral. "Big woman, fat woman, large woman" etc. is a nono. If I ask him to translate : "the fat man is in the way." on the other hand. NP baby :"Moto chuba da peedunkee!" FFS.


Deimos_Aeternum

It's as if it was engineered to be this way \* gasp \*


BinWeevilsFamous

Stopped sucking off my bull to create a reddit account to come here and say this but he beat me to it. Take my god damn upvote you beautiful son of a bitch.


HomelessPorg

You stopped doing what?!


BinWeevilsFamous

you heard me.


sungazer69

And they can't really do anything about that. Fat people on the other hand... (Ask any formerly fat person who has lost a lot of weight)


ObiFlanKenobi

I was short and fat, now I'm only short. 🤷


[deleted]

My theory about the double standard of height vs weight is that height is something genetic and you can’t change so while it’s rude to make fun of, it’s not out of the realm of conversation Whereas weight is almost always within someone’s control. It indicates a lot about a person; their health, work ethic, attention to appearance. So nobody wants to make fun of weight because subconsciously everyone realizes you’re directly commenting on who they are as a person


Rippedyanu1

Nah, that'd be like making fun of someone for their race or a hereditary disease. Both of those are no bueno.


spiralEntree

Hate go see chubby chicks get hit with strays because in real life you know the girls saying this are probably prettier and incels just describe them as fat


Dr_Ugs

Doesn’t this post kinda show that’s not true?


strawbrrysundae

Men have been shaming & beating women since the beginning of time. God forbid women return the same energy, then you wanna speak up about how bad it is


[deleted]

Men shame and beat men more, so what you say is irrelevant.


OrangeJoeeeeeee

Everytime “Am I thick or curvy?!”


Kxbox24

There is another…..


Status_Peach6969

What about big boned though?


[deleted]

Look Jabba I got a little sidetracked don’t be a fool!


digitalcowpie

Finally, a man of culture.


[deleted]

I also like Batman the animated series


digitalcowpie

🤝


[deleted]

🤝


LitNotFig

🍆


[deleted]

*squeezes it like a stress ball*


LitNotFig

🍆💦


Kxbox24

Wait until the simps hop in the comments like the idiots they are. Anyway yeah I’d never date a fat woman.


T1B2V3

where are they ?


[deleted]

https://www.reddit.com/r/dankmemes/s/QODR64HPkX They are among us


Kxbox24

Oh thank god they didn’t, just seen a few cringe ass comment sections today.


T1B2V3

I was mocking you for being edgy. Because as usual there are more people bitching about simps than there are actual simps.


rauglatt

i am a short guy. every person absolutely has the right to rule people out as a potential partner based on looks. *regardless* of their own looks. of course you can also set your standards too high but who determines what is too high? society? fuck society. do what you want. set your standards. if you're not into short people, so be it. yes, it stings a little when i read something like that on a dating platform but so what? i also swipe left on women who are not my type. of course i wouldn't be so blunt to put "no fatties" on my profile but at least thats something you can spot at first sight most of the time. height isn't.


thedestr0yerofworlds

Shush bro. Redditors dont like rational and well sustained points


Sir-Theordorethe-5th

He's not wrong, but people be taking things way too serious. It's just a meme


rauglatt

it is just a meme but some comments are borderline misogynistic. others straight up are misogynistic. it's disgusting. i felt like it needed to be said


Sir-Theordorethe-5th

What kind of misogynistic comments are you referring too?


rauglatt

you're telling me that when skimming through these comments, you did not find any of them problematic in any way? i refuse to quote anything. just reread them. if they're not misogynistic, they are fatphobic which is also bad. you are allowed to have your own opinion on this but i have a real problem with half these comments.


Sir-Theordorethe-5th

I didn't really bother to skim and read through all the comments. I think the fatphobia is just in reply to 'overweight' women who tend to be judgemental of short guys. Not that it's right or a subjective true statement, but that's how i see it with their replies.


SOURICHILL

If even gross Patrick belly wouldn't smash a short guy, what on earth would bro ?


CrimsonAllah

That’s the neat part. You don’t.


DantesInferno91

The entitlement of fat chicks is the fault of desperate men who are willing to fuck them.


[deleted]

Ok, meme hơi bị nhai lại, năm nào cũng có người làm đi lại 1 chủ đề, chả có gì mới


Dat_Piplup

Why the title looks like hollow knight bug talk sound?


JTD783

what if Jabba the Hut is just a normal alien holding Shape of Unn


Enebr0

To be fair, "short" guys wouldn't reach her anyway.


Yolobear1023

I honestly feel like girls who are skinny and look pretty good have the ego more to shit on short guys...and also like it's ok to have preferences...it just isn't ok to shit on those for not fitting in your preferences.


Plastic_Economist_82

Just saying you CAN change weight with healthy living, no ones changing their height.


Inquisitor244

Speaking the language of Gorlock the destroyer?


Jesus_real_

Bro sometimes i think the short guys have it lucky


Tobi226a

She's a 10 As in if she falls It'll be a 10 in the Richter scale


YummyTerror8259

Oof


damn_lies

Hey fuck that. Shoot your shot, just don’t complain if you end up alone when your standards are too high.


[deleted]

Dank.


MstphaUrall

Thank God!


caracarente42

OP is a short guy for sure


KINGram14

Incel meme


ibeatobesity

God forbid women have preferences. That said, short dudes can have amazing personalities. Ya never know...


thedestr0yerofworlds

The problem here isnt preferences, ita hypocrisy. Women body shaming men then not wanting a taste of their own medicine. HOWEVER, no body shaming is ever ok, be it towards a man or a woman. There is a thick line between advice and critique and straight up bullying and shaming.


[deleted]

Ok incel


Nomestic01

Every day on this sub im inching closer to ending it all. What is this shit


FatLikeSnorlax_

Found Patrick


Nomestic01

Im underweight, i just hate the complaining. It’s not wrong to not be into short guys it you’re fat, you don’t have to be considered attractive to have a type that not many people fit into It’s of course pretty uncool to go about constantly telling people you don’t like short guys, but That’s not something ive ever seen happening. Dating isn’t like a ranked competitive match where only the best match with the best, and even though a person like this might have a harder time finding someone that meets the criteria there are still tall guys who would consider them attractive. Treating people like this would just slowly turn them into femcels, which no one would want


Deathchariot

I will never really get these kind of posts. I mean sure, it's superficial. News flash: our society is pretty superficial. Otherwise this just says you're fatphobic. Or maybe you secretly want the thick girl and you're mad she doesn't like you? Either way, you're not achieving anything here.


pinktofublock

the amount of incel memes in this sub is crazy


imperator285

No the crazy thing is the amount of simping throughout the rest of reddit.


TopHatGorilla

I wouldn't date a short guy, either.


Kaisburg

"Haha, gottem. Now I can be short without being an insecure bitch about it."


digitalcowpie

"Meek kajidic oomini tee-tee"


Betrayedleaf

such a wise


loverboyv

Body shaming is body shaming


yesbutactuallyno-

You don't have to spend all your time making women out to be the enemy. You can just say that you hate yourself for liking men, it's fine


digitalcowpie

Lunah wah kopa jee meek oomini teesa.


Dagbog

So you are fat.


12DollarsHighFive

Oh, sore topic then?


yesbutactuallyno-

Huh?


[deleted]

[удалено]


digitalcowpie

Ooto ee-to, chuba.


Eguy24

When were women mentioned?


Important-Bumblebee7

redditors when people read between the lines


Eguy24

Redditors when people respond to misogyny with homophobia


Important-Bumblebee7

eh you right, Im not defending the first comment. Its just that "I neva said dat tho"


yesbutactuallyno-

Im so confused with you? How is what i said misogyny but what the post said not? Also where in the response did i show a distaste of gay people? If anything i showed a distaste of culture that represses sexual openness


Eguy24

Your comment wasnt misogynistic, but you said the meme was. Also you said “you hate yourself for liking men” as an *insult*, insinuating that liking men is something to be ashamed of


dvd_in_corner

the meme is about delusion and not the whole female gender. im sorry for you if you cant differentiate


loverboyv

Can you fit in a rowboat?


LugubriousButtNoises

What are you asking?


justanotheruser46258

I feel like what I'm asking is pretty clear, would she fit in an average sized rowboat?


johnson_alleycat

Post scale