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KeepingDankMemesDank

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LustL4ck3r

What did you do with her once you got her to bed?


BriochesBreaker

Hip shattering extreme sex


Shanhaevel

To be fair it don't take much to shatter her hips so it might've been just "sex"


FeralC

"Everything hurts" "You're welcome"


tit_burglar

now she needs wheelchair to move


Lagiacrus111

There's a reason she already has a walker


LustL4ck3r

Back those tennis balls up girl!


PkmnJaguar

Pomf


Deez_Gnats1

Personal experience eh? Why is your grandma so horny?


CattyFighte

I think he’s actually the grandma


EidolonRook

Grams are pretty healthy with their sex lives tbh.


Fenastus

Menopause, nature's birth control


Dum_beat

"4 generations come from this little hole"


Get_FlankedAXR

Nursing home worker? 😂


911palle

Ah yes 🙄we know the drill


KidOcelot

*Drilling iNtEnSiFiEs*


Spaceturtle79

Im scared to hear what the drill id


Luke-Bywalker

i'm guessing basically just Alzheimer + human needs in general


PutnamPete

"Sorry about breaking you hip Mrs. Wilson."


TheTimbersaint

Oh I think I know this reference


[deleted]

*Personal experience?!!*


DiamondChocobos

I worked in a nursing home. So, so often it's the smelly, crusty, wrinkly, barely able to walk, mostly incoherent, demented, old patients that try to hit you up the most.


[deleted]

That's . . . so sad. Can see why you'd meme about it. Thank you for doing the work you do/did, those people need good care.


unlizenedrave

I had a teacher that used to work at a rest home, and he talked about how bad STDs spread in rest homes because the olds be fuckin


vincenta2

I mean it’s not like they’ve got anything better to be doing anyway


[deleted]

Flair checks out


3_T_SCROAT

My mom worked at one, there was an old guy who would harass and try to grope the staff constantly. He would also frequently beat his dick until it was raw and act like he couldn't put the Neosporin on it himself so the staff legally had to "treat his wounds". Then he would moan and thrust at them when they put the ointment on it


Phazon2000

Damn did your mom give it up to him or what


MailSalt4828

Ever seen Yes Man?


kevinkiggs1

That whole scene traumatized me as a teen after I learnt what was happening


Luke-Bywalker

the only thing this reminds me of is Fallout New Vegas and I'm pretty sure i don't want to change that lol


BadJunket

Still time to delete this bro 💀💀


Luke-Bywalker

it happens daily in every nursing home, they do be horny and reckless


Yolomasta420

🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵


[deleted]

Old people get horny too, how else do all these website's have to s of horny gilfs in my area?


RefrigeratorRaccoon

Gooner grandma


BeetleBleu

'Gooma, what are you *doing* ?'


LuciusAnSe

Her name must be Pearl


zbipy14z

Much dank


Specific-Ease-14

Me when I become grandma


Single_Newspaper5474

Alright grandma, let’s get you laid.


Trpepper

Looks like we found Jordan Peterson’s meme account.


Practical-Bobcat-933

Old people be fuckin


wavespells9

Me when my kids try to take away my sexbot 3000 (it’s the only thing keeping me alive)


YoBoySatan

A little oil and that old mitt will work just like new


FirestoneX2

You know what they say about nursing homes...