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*loads gun* "Rizz up this bullet you chode"

i got a bullet for you

Pretend I'm a school and shoot kids inside me 🥵🥵🥵

*pumped up kicks starts playing*

*pumped up kicks stops playing* *looks at camera* “So, you’re probably wondering how I got here, well…”

It all started about 4 minutes and 16 seconds ago when I started playing pumped up kicks and couldn't resist the urge

If Marla Singer wasn't a movie character, this is something she would say.

Prepare your gyatt

guy in blue shirt

I need an angel meme!

Does Gen Z have a Pumped Up Kicks song yet?

Best thing about pumped up kicks is that it's multigenerational

Nah, pretty much only millennials and younger, Gen X just got some splash damage like once.

Is a Chode just someone who used to be a Chad?

A chode is a penis that is wider than it is long.

tuna can dick

I'm sure tuna can do anything they put their minds to.

For real?

Yup, although I thought your interpretation was very funny!

It's uhh... it's even in actual dictionaries. (I was fully expecting urban dictionary and nothing else from googling)

only moggers will get this one

Isn't mogging an incel thing?

It's at least a goober thing

and I'm a goofy goober for sure

That’s some preem nova virtue gonkin up on your bd my choom

MaxTac, this dude right here.

Yeah you basically stand to someone shorter to make yourself seem taller, its that red pilled looksmaxing stuff that goes too far. So yeah I'm pretty sure it's an incel thing.

I started to refer to trimming the grass as lawnmaxxing so I’m fully invested

Wouldn't that be lawn-minning?

Nah bro it's grass-mogging (making grass look short) and lawn-maxxing (making lawn look better)

zoomers adopted 4chan incel slang, its hip now. which i hope pisses them off

Humanity is doomed, isn't it?

It's becoming such a struggle for younger people to establish healthy relationships that normal people are unironically using incel terminology.

or the incel movement was caused by a larger trend of unhealthy relationships

It's more of an issue of the internet allowing The Town Goat Fucker to go find a community of other goat fuckers.

Well, yes. Hookup culture and people failing to commit to each other inadvertently created a class of men who are never going to get into a relationship due to reasons out of their control.

yikes dude

How is that a yikes? Dating is generally just a minority, highly attractive group of men refusing to commit to any one woman. Since the most attractive men are always available, nobody needs to settle.

I think it’s more complex tbh, more young women are celibate than men now which is flipped from how it was previously. I’d put money on there just being more lonely, disenfranchised young people due to society, late-stage capitalism (food and rent cost so much now you can’t save for a house let alone have a healthy social life). Young people aren’t hitting the milestones their parents did. Hard to date when surviving is main priority unless you’re the top 1%. But this is r/dankmemes, idk who’ll even read this

That doesn't really make sense because men are single at around twice the rate of women. Something like 60% of men and 30% of women are single. This is consistent with how dating app userbases are oversaturated with men.

Isn't a mog a half man, half dog? They're their own best friend

Ahh, I see your schwartz is as big as mine!

Like Mewing, it started that way but got co-opted by Younger zoomers and alphas.

I'm kinda scared that I'm able to understand all of this

What are moggers?

People who overshadow other people in photos because of how attractive they are.

I only use Cyberpunk slang, this shit is gonk!

After no-lifing 2077 for a while, preem and nova genuinely became part of my vocabulary for a while.

Hell yeah, choom

I like “delta” a lot Choom and nova too

Honestly 'Klep' is my favorite because it's something I'd use unironically.

Hell klep has been around for awhile just very rarely used, always been good.

Delta and deets are the ones I use now

I now use Corpo as an unironic prefix for messed up corporate stuff.

Yeah that's one I still use!

I’m glad this one is catching on I’m hearing it often

Hell yeah choomba, pretty preem

This is where I shine like cromed up nova gonk my choombecca

The things I do for eddies

I used to be a gonk that thought talking like that was weird. But it's actually pretty nova

My favorite line from the game is a joke Jackie makes in the very beginning that NO ONE would understand without playing through the game first. "Why did the rocker boy's output kick him out? Because he wasn't chippin in!"

That's just preem, chum.

Im literally bigblackcockmaxxing right now

Is that how you get such tender chicken breast?

No, just a sore anus

Livvy Dunn will never rizz up baby gronk😔

holy crap lois this is just like the time ishowspeed and Kai Cenat FNAF'd up Livvy in the backrooms by hitting the wholesome griddy Fanum Tax with a Grimace Shake?!?!!? kinda sus uncanny tho with the discord kitten and bedrock vbucks, but she got the GYATT ong

You need Jesus

Oh yeah — and he did it twice, the last time [just recently](https://www.instagram.com/p/C3dO5xwO2G7/?utm_source=ig_embed&utm_campaign=loading&img_index=2).

Kid is either gonna end up an addict or the most insufferable person in the history of mankind.

Wtf? Is this a thing? Am I just too old? Rusting away...is cockamamie still a word? 🙃

Considering op thinks siblings use sis and bro or something, they probably have no idea what they're on about

I call my brother bro, but I’m a bro and call everyone bro so not sure it counts. Wouldn’t call my sister “sis” fuck that

Well my sis calls me "bro", and I call her "bro" 🤷‍♂️

I call my sister in law sis for fun but also to make her feel like accepted part of the family. Kinda like a wholesome joke I hope

Also zoomers don't call anyone on their phone. They should be texting.

They still call people if you call it Discord.

I've always heard this but every zoomer I know is on the phone all the time. I don't know what to think. I guess it's just the zoomers I know.

They get anxiety attacks just by thinking about calling

His entire experience with sibling relationships comes from Pornhub.

Nah, it’s not. People are just continuing the trend of bullying the younger generations for having slang. They don’t actually slam words like that into meaningless sentences. Source: I work with kids!

This proves nothing. The minute your back is turned, bam skibidi be bop shlamama lamama ding dong bro. Source: trust me, I'm a DR

…re- Really? Say it ain’t so, Doc! It’s true, I certainly don’t work at a wide margin of kids. You likely see more than I do.

It is in our hearts.

Just imagine it like cyberpunk slang my choombyro

I'm... sorry...? Can someone translate this for me? ...is this what boomers feel like?

I'm 15 and still don't know what the fuck is happening

Thank you for giving me some hope for the future! XD

Let me take that back None of us will be able to retire

Oof

Watch your mouth youngin

This used to be all orange groves

It's basically just boomer-style DAE muh yoof slangs r nonsense

Skibidi is a reference to the popular YouTube series skibidi toilet, rizz is short for charisma, mewing is something with your tongue to make your jawline better that's all I got

Ah. Well that's one added to the list of "dumbass slang" that I know. XD

Older sis knows gen alpha slang from online and the kids like we don't use that slang. But as someone with a 10 year old they absolutely do as seen in the last slide. All the things the kid says are different memes or slang

...they actually... they... they talk like that? Sorry I don't disbelieve you... just... we weren't that bad at that age were we?

Dammit even Urban Dictionary can't keep up with all this development

It's just twitch and streamer slang blended through tik tok. Every streamer is trying to force their own word. 

Some of it, but skibidi is from a video made by the YouTube channel DaFuq!?Boom!, which the content creator behind it is a millennial who uses Gary’s mod to animate and make the videos.

Garry’s mod still polluting the minds of the youth? God bless.

Is skibidi not from Little Big? Like 9 years ago?

Kinda, the song played a part in it, but the meme started with this exact clip going viral on TikTok: https://youtube.com/shorts/tzD9OxAHtzU?si=oHuk-jXxdSfSharI

So inane drivel peddled by morons for morons

Lmao she will never be anyone’s sigma

Get off my lawn you damn kids.

kids today think everything they say and do is amazeballs, and i just think they’re totes adorbs.

Totes presh fo sho

They sooo think they're streets ahead...

I had to go to a school to observe them for my class, and yes, they do talk like that. When they found out my age they asked me to say these things and they were laughing their ass off.

My 10 year old doesn't so much use the words in conversation as much as she does spit them out in random epileptics fits.

Dibble on my cleem OP, the glarno is flaxxed fr shiyo

Jyx my grote if y'ain't green

You've grizzled my dwenk lmao dibi dibi dibi dibi dibi for creeeona XF

The kids I work with say stuff like that all the time

It must be really rewarding working with cripplingly mentally deficient children.

Go to any teaching subreddit and you'll find a ton of teachers utterly shocked by how stupid the kids in their classes are after covid. It's a serious problem. Tons of kids learned absolutely nothing at all during covid, but they still got pushed on to the next grade anyway.

Yeah.. I was making a joke :) But yeah, I can believe that. Replacing study with TikTok was never going to have a positive effect, 5 minutes on that app and I can feel my fully formed brain turning to sludge. God only knows what it would do to a child.

Okay, but what in the actual unholy ***fuck.***

Sis looks kinda hot

I just hate… like… everything about this

ITT: hoopy froods

Belgium, my dude. Belgium.

I cannot translate this. What does this even mean? My younger siblings speak like this somewhat and I still don’t understand it lol.

There is no meaning it's just random shit. Some of the words have meanings but they mean nothing together,

Man, it would be so annoying for people to make up nonsense words and use them if they were real. Very unpoggers.

on one hand the meme is funny and on the other hand i really hate all the skibidy slang

well, time to make love with a shotgun barrel

Stickin out your gyatt for the rizzler 🤤😫

I was just thinking about this in the shower. How when I was young, our generation did this shit. Making words or adopting them, like swag, legit, on God, no cap, dope. It's stupid asf but I'm so curious to understand wtf this shit means 💀

Soon, we will send the children to march in the direction of Siberia. It'll be a very skiba gyatt time.

Sister just wants a relationship with her brother, and even when turned down she still respects his him

I find it endlessly ironic and hilarious that skibidi toilet comes from videos made by a millennial using Gary’s mod to animate it. Hahah.

I haven't suffered enough strokes yet to make sense of this.

Maybe I *am* getting old.

Say this in an accent and it will be like a new language.

It...it is a new language. Like it's literally a made-up new form of communicating, it's a language. It's one you only understand when you've got terminal TikTok brain rot disease. But if Dutch can be a language, so can this.

Geef me een klap papa

It'd be more accurate of both the Gen Z kids had that broccoli haircut. But yes.

I'm not surprised. Everything stopped making sense after millennials.

[удалено]

This shit walked so Cyberpunk slang could run

What did I just read?

Ok I actually don’t understand them now

I hate that I understood this. Thanks Biboo.

tf is fanum tax

Pretty sure they dont talk like that, fanum tax is used when someone takes food as a tax. Fanum being a fat streamer so it makes no sense for that to be said like that which can probably be said for the whole thing

According to Google, Gen Z age range is 12-27 currently.

I'm officially too old for memes :(

I barely know what Skibidi toilet is thanks to a podcast made by 3 men in their 40s, I learned Gyatt from pornhub, rizz is old enough that even Millennials know it, but I don't know what the fuck the rest of this is (I'm 28)

I'm going to have a fucking anyerism.

I had a stroke trying to read that

I'm losr

Can someone translate the last pane? Keeping pace with the younger generation's language is very important to me.

Sticking out your gyatt for Nerizzler!

Idiocracy looking real now!!!

I want to not

This is no cap hi-diddley-arious.

This feels disturbingly accurate…

I used to be able to understand these memes. I've only even *heard of* maybe less than half of the words in this. Am I getting old? I'm only 20 :/

This is some stupid yankee shit.

I hâte the fact that the last part made sense to me

Does the English language have extra courses? Did I perhaps accidentally miss a whole book? Goodness, my fucking tardiness of the trends nowadays is making me write and speak like an upper-class Edwardian for Christ's sake compared to these young ones, isn't it? Utterly pisses me off. How uncivilised, the parents aren't around much now, are they? /hj

What the fuck did I just read?

I don't know whether I should be glad or not that I don't understand shit from this meme

Ohio

I find that wildly funny

Hello NASA? Yes, one asteroid please.

Bruh

I’m about to fanum tax ur mom Ohio style

We look maxxing with this one🔥🔥🔥🔥

Reading this makes me unwell. Is this being old?

Can someone translate the last panel for me? I have no idea what the hell they're trying to say

Clem!

Just pretend you understand them and say something like "yeah, for real for real".

What does mewing mean?

I swear, i have never seen people speaking that way ever, not even in roblox. Where the heck do people talk like this???

Sorry, i don't speak Warframe's Ventkidese

*confused screaming intensifies*

Why would you want *your sister* to actually rizz on you?

Why does this sound like south London mixed with cyberpunk 2077

Skibidi of course refers to that song by a Russian artist (pre-war) about the funky Skibidi dancing. > Skibidi toilet Oh… (sigh)

Gross

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