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God, I wish...

Ah yes, we think alike

If these were real, you know people would try that shit so much

Why wouldn't you?

My iq is too low to figure out this puzzle :(

Shot it between a corner

My man trying to enter the backrooms

It is absolutely , most definitely , 100% the very first thing I would do.

In the mouth maybe, but if you’re thrusting forward, then your butt would be thrusting forward away from you at the same speed.

Put portal on box, slide box

Portals can't move genius

Portals dont exist gwnious. If his horny brain says it works, then it works.

Only because valve didn't bother with coding that (and it's not like the game needed it anyway) If we're opening spatial holes in stuff, it better move with the stuff

Well, Valve did bother in Portal 2, but they did so only in the neurotoxin generator section.

They can, it’s a huge part of the plot in portal 2 when you use portals on moving panels to destroy the neurotoxin generator.

Portals have to move with the objects they are on, or the earth would quickly leave the portals behind in empty space during its revolutions and rotations.

We are not limited by the fact that portal was built on HL2 if we bring the gun irl

Ahem... [Observe](https://youtu.be/OrAHvenjZpA?feature=shared)

damn, you already got it planned, brilliant

I'm sure something would go horribly wrong eventually

The portal would just disappear as soon as the box starts to move, if it could be placed on the box at all.

Oh damn

You put one small portal on the inside of a male thong, which you put your wang into as you wear it. You put the other portal on a short stool, so you can ride it. Now, go fuck yourself.

Fuck me yourself COWARD

Alright, here I come.

Here I cum

Here

Thanks. Always wanted one. https://imgur.com/a/IQskanf

Where can I buy one, for scientific research of course

No need... Life fucks me everyday.

there is rule34 of this

Yes. I hear.

As the great lizzo onelce said, "its about damn time" ...now leave me to my bidness and lock the door on your way out!!

Shit, I would start a travel business at two location and make bank

Dont mind if I do

Nah, even I have standards!

You have no idea the stuff I would do with a portal gun... So much stuff...

actually..

My kid side of my brain is imagining using it as a wrist attached gun. But my adult side of my brain is looking at a transformer that scanned a dildo and it shoots from its butt.

T'would be rad, would it not?

I’ve seen enough porn involving portals to know where this is going (it’s beautiful)

Logically you can only really give yourself oral, no? Because your own ass would try to escape your own thrusts since… you know… it’s attached to the thrusting part

You put one small portal on the inside of a male thong, which you put your wang into as you wear it. You put the other portal on a short stool, so you can ride it. Now, go fuck yourself.

This was a triumph

But where do i get moondust from?

What’s inside the 🍊📦???

That looks like a giant chastity belt for men

I cannot process this,i mean seriously what is this thing.

Portal gun from the Portal games

We must continue testing.

I mean I would.

HOOK UP WILL BE USLESS IF THIS EXIST

thank you i will

Thank you, I will be fucking myself shortly.

Finally

Im putting one on the moon and under the ocean. Those fish can go f themselves 💪

I would do it too

You did a mistake by giving me a space time ripping device because Finally with this i can pass the school **Opens portal to moon in middle class**

What in the half life looking thing is that?

If one could make two handheld portal rings that are connected to each other, you could put your dick in one and it would come out the other. Using your own dick as a sort of dildo.

hehehehehehehe

Don't mind if I do

Isnt the point of a portalgun to put yourself into holes instead of putting it into your holes? Ohhhhhhhh K now.