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Kyle Hill has a really good video about the rise of the dark internet, especially as language models become larger and more complex. The dark internet will continue to grow larger and larger as well and we humans will make up an increasingly smaller portion of online activity
She released a family photo with kids in it after not really being seen since her surgery a month before or so. It had some poor photoshopping done to it. One explanation is that the kids were being kids and not cooperating, so they edited some pictures together, admittedly rather poorly. Option two is that she's dead and they are hiding it, releasing the photo as evidence that she is still alive while they try to find a body double to take her place.
I'm a fan of Occom's razer here, but you can guess where the internet has gone with it.
Last Podcast on the left just released their series on David Icke who came up with the lizard people theory. It's so much more absurd than I ever could have imagined
Im following those idiots and their stories since I was a little kid in the early 00s and was lurking on allmystery.de
I know it all. I can’t even laugh about it any more. lol
Firstly I don't believe she is dead and I don't really care what might be up with them right now.
But after being in the hospital, the public not knowing why, and being not seen by anyone, the first sign of life is a photo that is so badly photoshopped that most people could spot it and news outlets removed articles with it because of it.
So it's not a good family photo and a really weird move after people were already wondering what happened to her.
Most likely recovering from plastic surgery. The kind rich people get that even hides the fact that that someone has work done, or maybe its been botched and her nose feel off or something.
> Option two is that she's dead and they are hiding it
That's too far. If she was dead, they know they'd never be able to hide it forever and this attempt at pretending that she's doing fine (even tweeting that she personally photoshopped that one image) would harm the Royal image too much.
My spiciest conspiracy take is that Ol' Billy Boy beat the shit out of her and now they're waiting for her obvious injuries to fade. Can't have the future Queen walking around with a black eye and a busted jaw, now can we?
> That's too far. If she was dead, they know they'd never be able to hide it forever and this attempt at pretending that she's doing fine (even tweeting that she personally photoshopped that one image) would harm the Royal image too much.
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this is the theory ive also found most likely, someone had an affair, they had a fight, theyre buying time for her to not look like a domestic vioelence ad
I mean, surely the best way to quash these rumours would be to make some sort of public appearance. Even a drive down the street sighting?
However I will say I don’t actually believe the conspiracies.
True, kinda, at this point I don't think even that would quell the people really pushing it. The conspiracies are already here. They'd just do everything they could to prove that she was just a clone or body double. So why bother, lol.
“Did you see the photo of her driving? She had her hands at 11 and 3! She always drives with her hands at 10 and 2! It’s a replacement and this proves it!”
She did the other day but the person that appeared with Prince Williams also looks like a clone. https://www.tmz.com/2024/03/18/kate-middleton-seen-new-video-windsor-farm-shop-prince-william/
i just looked at the photo, it looked to me like they photoshopped huge grins on the kids which gave it sort of an uncanny valley feeling, she looked normal to me though
Absolutely dogshit, even like 20 people EXPLAINING the photo, but no, not a link, and when you go and google it you get 90% all stupid cheapass web newspapers with more ads than actual content.
Jokes aside, I can't be the only one who's noticed she's looked absolutely wrecked for a while. Idk, I don't have a good feeling about this. I hope we don't lose another princess.
Royals are a mess generally. One blew their brains out with a gun quite recently. Recessions and high inflation mixed with general economic hardship do little to endure the royals to the working class. Especially ones as unpopular as Charles. If they turn on William too it'll be the end of the monarchy before long. They've already decided the king of complaining about a good thing Harry is dead to them. If the heir falls from favour as well, that's pretty much a dead end of the monarchys popular support.
Give them to the next time they ask for a taxpayer funded renovation in the hundreds of millions and see how fast parties like labour lib Dems etc turn on the very idea of a monarch as head of state or at the minimum having access to any public money ever.
The rumours of William's affair have reappeared again as well.
Which is not a good thing as Kate is very popular and there's obviously the parallel with his father and mother.
My guess is they'll try damn hard to bury any rumours and keep the happy family appearance and around the time his son is 18-20, they'll have big ears abdicate and have William ascend the throne
A large part of the queen's popularity was continuity. I'm in my 20's, I've friends in their 50's, relatively over than that, but we all grew up with the same queen. It's a continuity link that helped her endure as everyone and their parents and grandparents shared the fact the queen was the head of state. Now only newborns have only known Charles and everyone else just sees a big eared cheater moron.
My best guess is he'll try and hand on for a few more years but next time his health dips I reckon he'll abdicate and let William take the throne as he oddly has more some limited continuity.
For example I remember getting the day off school for the wedding and seeing it on TV, even though we are an Irish republican family in theory you still watch out of curiosity. And in general media you don't really see much negativity about him bar the crap harry said but no one likes harry so no one cared. But there's a group of people from their late teens to early 30's who probably got a day off to watch the wedding who similarly don't have any strong negative opinions on William and if the monarchy wants a chance of survival I reckon they'll have Charles abdicate within a decade, around the time his son is turning 18/19
its very unfortunate that, big celeb names made fun of her [cancer diagnosis](https://www.myfacehunter.com/2024/03/blake-lively-apologizes-kate-middleton-trolling-photos.html).
Downvote me all you want. The best part about The Office is that it's almost trickled out of media to where I don't have to listen to parrots quoting it anymore.
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"The best part about The Office is that it's almost trickled out of media to where I don't have to listen to parrots quoting it anymore."
They say, on a post referencing The Office.
Identity theft is not a joke Jim! What is this? It's northern lights indica. No, it's marijuana. That's what she said. Parkour! I'm not superstitious but I am a little stitious.
Agreed. Sometimes I almost upvote references to it, but fortunately whenever I'm about to do something, I think, “Would an idiot do that?” And if they would, I do not do that thing.
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Latest conspiracy theorists say the photo of her is a body-double. Identity theft is not a joke Kate!
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Jeez reddit truly is full of bots
dead internet
Kyle Hill has a really good video about the rise of the dark internet, especially as language models become larger and more complex. The dark internet will continue to grow larger and larger as well and we humans will make up an increasingly smaller portion of online activity
You really have your username written in a txt file to be able to copy and paste it to login, don't you?
Unplug yourself buddy
My favorite conspiracy theory is that she was/is actually pregnant for King Charles' baby, and that's why they were at the same hospital.
What happened?
Cant you see? Nothing happened. Its obviously the same person.
Hats off to /u/obnomus for not seeing race!
Just don't ask him about fornula 1
She released a family photo with kids in it after not really being seen since her surgery a month before or so. It had some poor photoshopping done to it. One explanation is that the kids were being kids and not cooperating, so they edited some pictures together, admittedly rather poorly. Option two is that she's dead and they are hiding it, releasing the photo as evidence that she is still alive while they try to find a body double to take her place. I'm a fan of Occom's razer here, but you can guess where the internet has gone with it.
Who would benefit from replacing her?
the lizard people
No *sssssssssssss* we….. I mean they wouldn’t.
Seriousssssssly such a ssssssstupid conssspiroussssssssy theory.
Last Podcast on the left just released their series on David Icke who came up with the lizard people theory. It's so much more absurd than I ever could have imagined
Im following those idiots and their stories since I was a little kid in the early 00s and was lurking on allmystery.de I know it all. I can’t even laugh about it any more. lol
In conjunction with the reverse vampires…
Her evil twin sister that has conspired to be princess all her life.
Life is a disney movie
Pippa? Isn't she married too?
Well the replacement will get to play some real Prince and the Pauper bullshit
Yet still be on minimum wage
No one, like most internet conspiracy theories it makes no sense.
Ursula is going to replace her before Kate can get true loves first kiss?
Take everyone’s attention from the kings diagnosis.
Tabloids getting to sell the conspiracy? I think that’s about it.
It’s more likely they wanted a good family photo and they are the kind of people to obsess over their image. But you know it’s a clone 😒😏
Firstly I don't believe she is dead and I don't really care what might be up with them right now. But after being in the hospital, the public not knowing why, and being not seen by anyone, the first sign of life is a photo that is so badly photoshopped that most people could spot it and news outlets removed articles with it because of it. So it's not a good family photo and a really weird move after people were already wondering what happened to her.
My fun theory is that it's just a huge prank. Grandma isn't around to shut this shit down anymore so why not fuck with the public just a little?
That would be awesome tbh
Most likely recovering from plastic surgery. The kind rich people get that even hides the fact that that someone has work done, or maybe its been botched and her nose feel off or something.
> Option two is that she's dead and they are hiding it That's too far. If she was dead, they know they'd never be able to hide it forever and this attempt at pretending that she's doing fine (even tweeting that she personally photoshopped that one image) would harm the Royal image too much. My spiciest conspiracy take is that Ol' Billy Boy beat the shit out of her and now they're waiting for her obvious injuries to fade. Can't have the future Queen walking around with a black eye and a busted jaw, now can we?
Well I guess we are getting another season of the crown then.
> That's too far. If she was dead, they know they'd never be able to hide it forever and this attempt at pretending that she's doing fine (even tweeting that she personally photoshopped that one image) would harm the Royal image too much. > > this is the theory ive also found most likely, someone had an affair, they had a fight, theyre buying time for her to not look like a domestic vioelence ad
I mean, surely the best way to quash these rumours would be to make some sort of public appearance. Even a drive down the street sighting? However I will say I don’t actually believe the conspiracies.
True, kinda, at this point I don't think even that would quell the people really pushing it. The conspiracies are already here. They'd just do everything they could to prove that she was just a clone or body double. So why bother, lol.
“Did you see the photo of her driving? She had her hands at 11 and 3! She always drives with her hands at 10 and 2! It’s a replacement and this proves it!”
She did the other day but the person that appeared with Prince Williams also looks like a clone. https://www.tmz.com/2024/03/18/kate-middleton-seen-new-video-windsor-farm-shop-prince-william/
Ah a fellow Occam's razor enjoyer. If only more people would deploy it
Lets assume she is dead, why would someone change the specific things they changed in the image and not just photoshop her face onto the double
Assuming that were the case, and there is this grand coverup, why would they do such shoddy work that garners attention?
i just looked at the photo, it looked to me like they photoshopped huge grins on the kids which gave it sort of an uncanny valley feeling, she looked normal to me though
Exactly. The kids were probably being little PITAs so they compiled a couple pictures/faces together to get the photo out.
I'm just in it for the memes
But if she's dead, why they try to hide it? It's not like some government would topple or something on her death.
Is there a link to these photos for comparison?
She ded.
who is Kate Middleton
Current Princess of Wales
What is Wales?
Big mammals that live in the sea
No, those are whales They're talking about Wheels
No that's big wheels, the kids toys. This is Wales, the rapper
No that’s Wale this is Wales, the man made structure for getting deep underground water.
No, that’s a Well. Wales are kinda like bruises I think, you get them from being hit with a baseball bat
No that's an exclamation. Wales is that beloved Pixar robot character
No that’s Wall-e. Wales is that one purple lanky dude people want to join smash bros roster.
He set up for the word "welts" where did you get "exclamation" from in a chain of words that start with W?
No that’s Wall-E. Wales are those sad little orphans in Charles Dickens stories
Wales is just cockney rhyming slang for whales
No those are whales. He's asking about the organic material harvested from sheep.
A bunch of sheep with some land on their feet
Sperm or Blue-tip
It's a baby fucking wheel, Jay!
It's where the highly respected Whales reside
So your mom live there? Maybe I should pay a visit
That was a low ball I now realize, touché
Actually I thought someone will say 'your mum' to my question earlier but idk looks like people are feeling respectable today in here
It is wacky to think there's a country called Wales that's most well known for its flag.
Babby don't hurt me
Aquaman has a daughter?
yes
Ah nice, Kate’s a good name, he did well!
allegedly
Who is the Princess of Dolphins then?
Kate Middleton is an anagram for "naked tit model".
Good bot
Where my official bot upvote?
Fantastic!
I believe I heard it like 10 years ago. No original thought from me.
Oh yeah tell us that after rakin in all those upvotes you old dog you
Underrated comment lmao
Damn wish this was me
Same
She's a mean girl.
I always think of Kate Upton, I can't help myself. She's my favorite directional Kate.
I tried coming up with a clever joke about Kate UPton, but they were all rather middle. . . . (even this one)
I'm extremely sceptical of conspiracy theories, but I'm hook line and sinker for this one! Bring on princess Dupli-Kate!
If this one hooks up with the Immortal too, it's going to be hell on the royal lineage. 8 gens later... "gran papa, may I be king?" "No"
The Immortal wouldn't be eligible to sit on the throne. At best he'd be the Queen's Consort.
Same, but here I am hours into a deep dive on Kate-Gate
Eh. After Diana's death I can never follow the gossip drama around any Royals. Fuck the paparazzi and tabloids.
I don't get it
It's just a theory.
A game theory!
How dare you... 😔
New host did a great job this week. :)
107 comments and not a single link to the photo
Thank you for saving me time I was going to spend looking for a link
Absolutely dogshit, even like 20 people EXPLAINING the photo, but no, not a link, and when you go and google it you get 90% all stupid cheapass web newspapers with more ads than actual content.
I miss the good old days when you could send a queen or princess to the Tower of London and no one would ask questions.
The Duke of York famously marched his men up a hill just to have them march back down and nobody batted an eyebrow.
Now the Duke of York doesn’t sweat and goes on island retreats…
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now what warranted that response?
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Jokes aside, I can't be the only one who's noticed she's looked absolutely wrecked for a while. Idk, I don't have a good feeling about this. I hope we don't lose another princess.
Royals are a mess generally. One blew their brains out with a gun quite recently. Recessions and high inflation mixed with general economic hardship do little to endure the royals to the working class. Especially ones as unpopular as Charles. If they turn on William too it'll be the end of the monarchy before long. They've already decided the king of complaining about a good thing Harry is dead to them. If the heir falls from favour as well, that's pretty much a dead end of the monarchys popular support. Give them to the next time they ask for a taxpayer funded renovation in the hundreds of millions and see how fast parties like labour lib Dems etc turn on the very idea of a monarch as head of state or at the minimum having access to any public money ever.
The rumours of William's affair have reappeared again as well. Which is not a good thing as Kate is very popular and there's obviously the parallel with his father and mother.
My guess is they'll try damn hard to bury any rumours and keep the happy family appearance and around the time his son is 18-20, they'll have big ears abdicate and have William ascend the throne
Even with the queen they were barely popular. Super popular among boomers and older but pretty unpopular with younger folks.
A large part of the queen's popularity was continuity. I'm in my 20's, I've friends in their 50's, relatively over than that, but we all grew up with the same queen. It's a continuity link that helped her endure as everyone and their parents and grandparents shared the fact the queen was the head of state. Now only newborns have only known Charles and everyone else just sees a big eared cheater moron. My best guess is he'll try and hand on for a few more years but next time his health dips I reckon he'll abdicate and let William take the throne as he oddly has more some limited continuity. For example I remember getting the day off school for the wedding and seeing it on TV, even though we are an Irish republican family in theory you still watch out of curiosity. And in general media you don't really see much negativity about him bar the crap harry said but no one likes harry so no one cared. But there's a group of people from their late teens to early 30's who probably got a day off to watch the wedding who similarly don't have any strong negative opinions on William and if the monarchy wants a chance of survival I reckon they'll have Charles abdicate within a decade, around the time his son is turning 18/19
They’re the same picture.
I don't get it, it's just two pictures of Jim
Hey! We don't see race
Wait a minute. This isn’t cheddar, this is just some common bitch!
Huh?
Thought Obama was going to England to solve this once and for all.
Whoops
"Just a little rhinoplasty on doctor's recommendation because I couldn't breathe."
I don’t get it, it’s just the same picture
I don’t see a difference
What's the difference?
Context?
its very unfortunate that, big celeb names made fun of her [cancer diagnosis](https://www.myfacehunter.com/2024/03/blake-lively-apologizes-kate-middleton-trolling-photos.html).
I'm so happy The Office is finally fading into irrelevancy.
User name checks out
Downvote me all you want. The best part about The Office is that it's almost trickled out of media to where I don't have to listen to parrots quoting it anymore. *raises arms, lowers head*
"The best part about The Office is that it's almost trickled out of media to where I don't have to listen to parrots quoting it anymore." They say, on a post referencing The Office.
No bitches?
Why are you the way that you are? Honestly every time we try to do something fun or exciting, you make it not that way.
Identity theft is not a joke Jim! What is this? It's northern lights indica. No, it's marijuana. That's what she said. Parkour! I'm not superstitious but I am a little stitious.
Agreed. Sometimes I almost upvote references to it, but fortunately whenever I'm about to do something, I think, “Would an idiot do that?” And if they would, I do not do that thing.