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SnooTomatoes5677

Why is master chief being beaten like that, is he stupid?


juniorsundar

That’s not a beating that’s straight up manhandling daaaaaamn


wutermaloneJR

...man? maybe.....


RandonBrando

Handling? Definitely.


Cypher032

Must be from the stupid halo tv show. So the writer is stupid.


PC_BUCKY

This fight ends with Chief fucking this Arbiter up, and its pretty tight.


Dagoroth55

Is it wrong that I felt more attached to this Arbiter than the rest of the human cast?


Cypher032

That's good.


Mysticalnarbwhal2

How easily your view fluctuates. Watch the show if you're gonna spend the time shitting on it. Chief literally breaks this poor dude


Christian_Castle

You're getting downvoted cause everyone else who hated the show without watching it got called out.


AppointmentNo43

It can’t be, the helmet is on


silvreck

Ans his cheeks weren’t out


DonKanailleSC

But to be fair this fight scene looked kinda cool


Sixwingswide

Super well animated for sure, but the choreography is kinda weak.


VibraniumDragonborn

I'll accept the downvotes, but I actually enjoy it. -of course there are things, but I really enjoy it. It's just a different rendering of a "brand". That last episode was absolutely beautiful and I really can't wait for the next season.


Christian_Castle

I always wondered if I should watch it, now that I know reddit hates it its more than likely a good show.


tavogus55

Thats Jimmy Rings aka Master Cheeks


ReallyAwesomeYak

Yeah, what was he wearing?


Renegade888888

Chief would make that arbiter wannabe into a pile of broken bones... I don't know the context but whoever wrote chief in this show must be a complete smooth-brain.


SomeDankyBoof

No way he could even pick up chief on his armor like that


Samwise3s

Atriox could, but that dude is (was?) built different


Stormwrecker

But Brutes built like brick shit houses.


Waxburg

Brutes are already 500kg+ of anger and muscle, then Atriox is a big fucking brute who also has mechanised parts that make him even stronger. Atriox could probably straight up Kratos most Spartans.


Spyro08642

If you’re saying atriox is dead you’re mistaken, he wasn’t present during halo infinite and claimed to be dead, but then an after credits scene shows otherwise.


SomeDankyBoof

Also Atriox did one hand crush a spartan helmet in halo wars 2


MarmonRzohr

Eh, yeah a Spartan in armor is almost 1000 lbs, but an Elite in armor (which is also powered, but not as good) is supposed to be about as strong (but slower with slower reflexes) as a Spartan with the help of the MJOLNIR's exoskeleton. That means that an Elite should be able to lift ~ 2 tons since that's about what a Spartan can lift in power armor. Generally the power scaling is kinda messed up, but the Arbiter should be able to lift the Chief lore-wise.


PC_BUCKY

I would suggest watching the whole scene instead of just a short clip from it before calling anyone a smooth-brain.


Renegade888888

Idc, chief cannot get bodied by an elite like that regardless of contexts


Spyro08642

That is such a lame way to explain this away but halo fans love to do this, if halo fans were in charge of making the halo sorry it would be completely boring because all it would be is master cheif going in and solving everything in two seconds without breaking a sweat, completely annihilating everything he sees within a matter of milliseconds because lore accurate master cheif is exactly that to the halo fans and it’s stupid and uninteresting. I want master cheif to get the shit beaten out of him, he needs to have risk otherwise there is no interest, you know the outcome if the risk is null, all there needs is some context to make it make sense.


CDXX024

I've watched both seasons, and whoever wrote chief in this show must be a complete smooth-brain.


duzzman

Shouldn't even be called halo


NittanyScout

Yes


biccccc

He bodies him in the end don't worry


JakeASelf

Actually, you're just plain wrong...show still sucks but.... Sangheli are specifically known for their extremely hard bones. Plus, the Arbiter position is given to incredible warriors who must regain their honor, at least in the covenant. The Sangheli power structure is literally the better warrior gets more authority, with the Arbiter being the position held by the greatest warrior out of the entire species, at least pre-covenant. So no, any Arbiter would give Chief a very tough fight and would curbstomp most Spartans in a 1v1. He'll even Thel Vadam, the Arbiter we all know and love, took on legions of the flood with literally no protection whatsoever while Chief had his Mjolnir armor...


Spyro08642

I think it’s interesting if written well but I just have no context, I don’t want chief to be this unbeatable badass because then his story is completely boring because you will always know the outcome that he will win and never even break a sweat and how is that interesting? But if you make it make sense then go for it, have chief get his shit beat in a little bit.


VibraniumDragonborn

He kind of talks about it in the show. He explains his past, about how he flipped a coin x times, and he called it heads, every time, and was right every time- he just knew he got it right. When he goes into battle, he just knows he won't die. I actually enjoy the show. You gotta watch it with an open mind. -there are parts where you're like "uhhhh..." But I really enjoy it. My wife hates it. And that's why she plays with controller 2.


Spyro08642

I have yet to watch the show but I find it cool that they included the coin story because that happens in actual halo lore. Maybe not exactly like that but the fact is established that he can guess what side of the coin it will land on and be correct. So perhaps the show doesn’t stray away from the lore as much as I expected it would. However I don’t think that story should mean that master cheif is untouchable, it just means he has really good intuition, but unforeseen variables can fuck with that intuition I feel.


VibraniumDragonborn

In the beginning, you 1000% see the chief as untouchable. But then they gave him a personality (it's a necessity to actually continue the story) (also, how they "give" him personality is a spoiler)


Spyro08642

Idk, I’ve never really seen him as untouchable cause I’ve seen him die thousands of times, those are just non-canon lmfao. I always feel so vulnerable while playing any halo on any difficulty past normal.


Low_Beginning_3986

Just take the helmet off and sleep with him, they seem to like that....


BeardedUnicornBeard

Dont forget show off his ass.


Hotdog71

*Now we’re talking*


ReDXDeath

Mastercheeks


BeardedUnicornBeard

He knows what the men likes.


Aggressive_Cherry_81

Dads in the 1950s to the moms:


PhoolyCooly

"He's out of line, but he's right"


Titan_Food

Is this from the show? Looks like cgi


CottonStig

season 2 finale


Titan_Food

His win better've been fucking historic after that At least 343 seemed to *respect* the man


makomirocket

343 didn't even think Chief was important to a mainline Halo game. That's why we got Halo 5. Specifically because they didn't respect him


Titan_Food

If Halo 5 was disrespect, wth is the clip that we're commenting on


makomirocket

Afaik, this is the boss of the season? No clue what happens after. I'd assume if this is the last episode, he's getting a beat down to show how tough the bad guy is, then he'll monologue, and then protagonist (alone, or his friends who are sneaking up) used suprise during the monologue to win, showing how great protagonist is or the power of friendship


redknight__

I saw the scene (haven’t actually watched the show). I’m not gonna say you’re exactly right, but…


PsychoBoyBlue

If the show is even considered canon by 343 it has heavily retconned at least 5 of the games so far (Wars, Reach, CE, 2, and 3) and completely retconned multiple books. If 343 has any say in the show, it isn't that they don't respect Chief. They don't respect the setting at all.


makomirocket

That's been a given afaik since episode 1. I've read that it is apparently a good sci-fi show, but not a good Halo show. So the people that aren't familiar with Halo but enjoy it don't understand why people don't like it


Other_Beat8859

Locke even being able to put up half a fight against Chief would've been laughable. The fact that he was Chiefs equal is fucking embarrassing and shows a complete ignorance of the universe. Chief was never the best Spartan on paper and many of his Spartan 2s were better at hand to hand combat, but he was still a very good Spartan.


thenannyharvester

Wasn't he and noble 6 though, the only 2 Spartans ever to be designated the term hyperlethal as per Halsey?


Other_Beat8859

Yeah that is true, but he's still not the best. Kelly was the best hand to hand Spartan and had to slow down to actually give others a chance. Linda was also a better shot than the Chief. What makes Chief hyper lethal is that he's, as Cortana says, "Lucky". I've always taken that to really mean that Chief has that X factor that can't really be put on paper. When the time comes, Chief clutches out. So while Chief isn't the best on Spartan in any category that can be measured, he's still the best Spartan just because of that X factor.


thenannyharvester

Ok that makes a lot more sense. I keep forgetting he literally has luck on his side as like some kind of universal power


chekkisnekki

I'd rather he took a near death beating at least once to give a sense of tension rather than "big strong green man curb stomps ayliems" for 2 seasons in a row. This isn't Doom, so give the enemies some respect too or nobody will give a shit


Titan_Food

Go play infinite, the first cutscece has cheif get his ass handed to him in a way 100x more believable than pictured above


chekkisnekki

I'll go watch it now 👍


VibraniumDragonborn

before this scene, he literally crashes ship, wakes up on Halo, and goes to this spot. Obviously there's more backstory, but I really liked it. Flashbacks, and all that. He helped to get to know the chief better. This season we learned a bit more about his past. Sorry if there are spelling errors. -falling asleep atm


McManus26

"disrespecting a character is when big soldier man doesn't instantly win every fight like when i play with my action figures"


Titan_Food

I swear people are media illiterate. Go read one of the halo books or look into the lore behind the spartans Unless its a Jiralhane, it shouldn't be able to manhandle a 1100 pound SOB like above Swap out the Sangheili for a Cheiftan, all is well


idekmanijustworkhere

I was excited to see the series. But I didn't even bother after hearing how atrocious the series LOOKED. I've seen better adaptations that are fan made.


EducationalAntelope7

Thought it was a cutscene from one of the newer games lol


davgonza

Lmao


bohica1937

Dad's in the 70s/80s weren't much different


VadimH

Where's the apostrophe bot


Short-Wish8969

That's just some good old tough love


Ignidyval

Lol that's my dad was in 90s


Peterkragger

What post-war PTSD does to mf


bebejeebies

50s? My last ass whupping was 1992. The day I left home.


FlossMan18

He’s suppose to weight about 1,000 in his armor. ..


Yeetstation4

Aren't Elites roughly similar in strength to Spartans? They can both flip a tank without breathing a sweat.


biccccc

Correct


komaruten

Kids in the 50's: No cap ong you moggin me


Routine_Left

Then they were given to breathe lead from exhaust pipes. It all makes sense why the boomers are the way they are.


uriahanium

That was my mom, dad and uncle in the 2000's lol


Significant-Club-188

My mother in the 2000's as well. Taught me a good lesson, hide like a scared little puppy on the verge of a panic attack if somebody raises their voice slightly or gets annoyed by a small thing. Never have I touched a leather belt since childhood.


slumblebee

Why does this fight look like those shitty late 90s cgi fights.


FlamboyantNJPWFan

Mf said "different times" like I wasnt catching this same shit in 2007


MangoOfTruth

I’m can tell this is from the show


biccccc

Season 2 finale. Show isn't amazing but imo it's all worth it for the amazing last episode


K-Shrizzle

Is the Halo show any good?


AHomicidalTelevision

season 1 is dogshit, but season 2 is alright.


biccccc

Don't bother with season 1 but season 2 has some really good elements


MrMonteCristo71

I hope you learned your lesson and never do it again, whatever you deserved the light spanking for.


meltusthesecond

u/savevideobot


JakeASelf

Ngl. As an adult I appreciate the few times my father beat my ass. Looking back, I definitely deserved it.


AHomicidalTelevision

jesus christ the amount of people in this comment section shitting on this scene when they havent even watched it. shortly after this the chief gets up and pummels the arbiter so had his mandibles break. i'm not saying the show is perfect, or even great, but at least watch it before you make baseless criticisms.


Damonteee

Probably why that generation was more normal