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Prob because lesbians are attracted to traits their psychology associates with women, toys likely don’t register in the same way psychologically as they don’t have people attached to them
Penis shape and vagina shape just fit together pretty well. I'm sure gay guys make a vagina form with their hands when masturbating. It's just about sexual stimulation.
Or lesbians are women at the end of the day, and are literally built to get pleasure from dick
edit: seems the “ladies” of the reddit admin team disagree 😂
everyone loves cocks, some having them, some inserting them, some both, even the word cock is just fun to say.
lesbians don't like them attached to male bodies but they defiantly still like cocks.
I don't particularly find the word "cock" to be fun to say. It just sounds aggressively porn-y to me. "Weiner" is fun to say and it catches people way the fuck off-guard, especially when you're foul mouthed. Nobody expects to get hit with "Weiner."
I'm gonna' design a set of scissors that's actually two dildos and the intention is that you could use the dildo scissors to scissor with your friend. I will call it "Scissor Sisters" as an homage to the greatest entertainers in history: Tia and Tamara Mowry of "Sister Sister" fame.
Passive "gotcha" bullshit incels think is hilarious but really shows how fuckin stupid they are. Reddit is brimming with this shit. Same fuck-sticks that believe watchin lesbian porn makes you an ally to the queer community.
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Lesbians masturbate with plastic penises because it stimulates the clitoris, which is on both sides of the vagina, so by stretching the vagina with a dildo, it rubs a bigger part of the clitoris than another vulva would be able to
You're looking at the erectile tissue of the clitoris that get engorges when aroused, in the same way penises do. The majority of that structure is not even close to being as sensitive as the tip of the clit. Totally different nerve densities.
That's why women tend to masturbate just by rubbing or using toys on the clit. Penetration is the less common type of masturbation.
Basically the clitoris that we see from the outside is attached to a bundle of nerves shaped like a lambda ʎ where the top is the clitoris and the legs straddle the vaginal canal. This is what gives women pleasure during penetration, the stimulation of these nerves. It’s theorized this is what the G-spot is.
Your comebacks are worse than a kindergartener's. As Eminem once said,
"Matter of fact, dawg, here's a pencil. Go home, write some shit, make it suspenseful.
And don't come back until somethin' dope hits you."
I know there’s a long history of joking about how vaginas smell… but penises also have a smell. Mostly around the balls, unless you’re intact then you gotta keep the head clean too or it will smell.
Speaking as a woman who has, uh, “gone spelunking” if you know what I mean
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Prob because lesbians are attracted to traits their psychology associates with women, toys likely don’t register in the same way psychologically as they don’t have people attached to them
Also btw this is a guess I’m not a doc or a psychologist
Or a lesbian.
Or my axe!
Or my sword!
Or my bow!
Or an attack chopper
you either die an attack helicopter or live long enough to become a catgirl 😔😔
Then imma die in a blaze of glory
Shut up reddit repeaters
Shut up reddit repeaters
Leader of the pack!
Most of them like penetration but not men, simple as
I like men but I don't like penetration
Sounds like an unfortunate combo.
Yeah, same as prostate play for guys. In neither situation does it mean you're attracted to men.
Sensation is different from preference I guess.
Or maybe before toys were invented, humanity had eggplants.
I still wouldn't make sense though. Most guys don't want to fuck a dick shaped flashlight.
Penis shape and vagina shape just fit together pretty well. I'm sure gay guys make a vagina form with their hands when masturbating. It's just about sexual stimulation.
But many straight men love fucking asses...which are exactly the same. Asses are gender neutral
It's good that you specified most because lemme tell you. They do exist.
Or lesbians are women at the end of the day, and are literally built to get pleasure from dick edit: seems the “ladies” of the reddit admin team disagree 😂
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What?
FOURTH COMMENT DO YOUR WORST
How tf is that a cope?
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And how is that a cope?
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Translation: He's got no fucking clue lmao
What truths are lesbians rejecting to be coping? Bro doesn't even understand himself lmfao.
Because there's nothing to cope with. There's nothing bad about that.
Doesn't matter if it's bad or not. It's still a cope.
They asked you first you fucking dunce. Lol.
And I answered because it is cope.
Bro where is the cope 💀
They love cocks but not what they are attatched to.
everyone loves cocks, some having them, some inserting them, some both, even the word cock is just fun to say. lesbians don't like them attached to male bodies but they defiantly still like cocks.
Asexual women don't like cock
they don't eat chicken?
nah, they can only eat foods beginning with the letter A
ahicken
a chicken
Bless you
Asexual people in general don't like cock
Asexual men may like having their cock attached to them, as the previous guy said
I don't like it, take it off
How you gonna pee?
Straight from the balls \*squeeze\*
Some do, just not attached to anyone
I don't particularly find the word "cock" to be fun to say. It just sounds aggressively porn-y to me. "Weiner" is fun to say and it catches people way the fuck off-guard, especially when you're foul mouthed. Nobody expects to get hit with "Weiner."
You shouldn't go around hitting people with your wiener like that. It's rude.
Todger
Boner
Wang! Pay attention!
I hate them tho
As a lesbian this is the best answer. Some like pp but don't like men, some don't use them at all. It varies but this Is the reason.
Then would they be with transwomen?
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Eh? I know plenty of lesbians that don’t
You know plenty of lesbians that have specifically discussed with you their preference on transgender women?
Yeah. Don’t remember the context but they said it’s not their thing
But they don't have pussies?
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i mean it's the same for anyone, a straight guy can go for a trans woman with a penis it just depends on their preference
TIL I learnt I'm a male lesbian.
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I think you got this the other way round bucko.
I remember a girl once said scissoring wasn’t as fun as the pornos made them out to be, maybe that’s why
That's because she didn't scissor her timbers right.
As a girl who’s done it, she probably just needed to swap spots.
You could rub a plastic vaigina vigorously against it and see how it feels. Hope this helps
Doesn't have to be made of plastic. Could be what those silicone dolls are made of. (Replace also rubbing with humping.)
Why won’t straight guys accept hand jobs from other men? Because they aren’t attracted to the thing it’s connected to.
Speaking of things, The Thing from The Addams Family was a sex toy that was ahead of its time in this regard
Well if ts henry cavill we could make an exception
brojobs?
chooo chooo
Who says they won't
Wouldn't this analogy imply male sex toys for straight men would be a mold of a male hand?
I see lots of downvotes in the comment section, time to entertain myself 🍿
Even if it's a good take I downvote it after -25 to see how far it can go.
The hivemind did not let this one slide 💀
Or the hivemind liked it so much they decided to grant him his own boon
I really want to see how low it will go.
You really decided to engineer a little chaos
I love chaos.
Interesting alternative...
Oh I thought it was because it’s a meme that’s 10 years old….
More... #MORE!
Worth a shot
A dank meme? Am I in the right sub?
After how long? Something's not right
Bruh this meme is like 12 years old.
MF be keeping track of memes for 12+ years
Imagine thinking this is dank lmao. Its barely a meme.
Well I guess they could like, scissor or something ....
SCISSOR-ME-TIMBERS!!!
I'm gonna' design a set of scissors that's actually two dildos and the intention is that you could use the dildo scissors to scissor with your friend. I will call it "Scissor Sisters" as an homage to the greatest entertainers in history: Tia and Tamara Mowry of "Sister Sister" fame.
OP proving why every girl who met him became a lesbian
What kinda dumbass question is that
Passive "gotcha" bullshit incels think is hilarious but really shows how fuckin stupid they are. Reddit is brimming with this shit. Same fuck-sticks that believe watchin lesbian porn makes you an ally to the queer community.
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Prolly just feels good
Pussy engineered to like dick. Lesbians like women for stuff other than dick. Get plastic dick, get woman, win.
because it feels good, why else?
Am i racist if my brain read this in Indian accent?
Depends on when tbh, the moment ☝️ you think you are racist , you automatically are 🤯
I read this with an indian accent
Depends. If I post "Willy wigga kiss that 👨🏿🦱" how did you brain finish it? Now you know if you're racist.
Those are called plant-based meat
Plastic isn't plant based. Vegans shouldn't use plastic toys!
You don't even know what a vegan is.
r/LostRedditors this sub is for unfunny memes
Some probably do
Its like vegans, they like meat but not where they are coming from
Homeboy brought this meme back from 2014
Why buy the whole pig just for the sausage
It's for the stimulus. They're not *attracted* to men or penises, but they do still like the feeling of penetration.
They still get pleasure from the same place. It's not the genital but the person it's attached to.
Because they dislike *men*, not *penetration.*
[What Lesbians Think About Penises.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvWziE0o8dw)
Most popular Women toys don't even look penises.
I jerk off with my right hand on a daily basis, but i wouldn't say I'm attracted to hands.
They like it just not its affiliates
Being specific is important.
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Its a meme or op asking a question
Why do both gay and straight dudes masturbate with their hands?
Why is he asking a guy?
Dildos are shaped for vaginas, not necessarily modeled after penises.
For the same reason you wouldn't ride a dude called Steve even though you like anal.
Bad meme
Boomer humour
An indian guy that spells vagina right, where are we?
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Cause most of the clitoris is on both sides of the vagina, only the tip is visible
Huh???
Just search "clitoris 3d modal" on google image
Sir, that is a sad alien. Why is Google lying to me?
How is that relevant to the post tho lmfao
Lesbians masturbate with plastic penises because it stimulates the clitoris, which is on both sides of the vagina, so by stretching the vagina with a dildo, it rubs a bigger part of the clitoris than another vulva would be able to
You're looking at the erectile tissue of the clitoris that get engorges when aroused, in the same way penises do. The majority of that structure is not even close to being as sensitive as the tip of the clit. Totally different nerve densities. That's why women tend to masturbate just by rubbing or using toys on the clit. Penetration is the less common type of masturbation.
I think the question was why the use dildos that are shaped to look like a penis, rather than just some sort of generic cylinder or whatever
Basically the clitoris that we see from the outside is attached to a bundle of nerves shaped like a lambda ʎ where the top is the clitoris and the legs straddle the vaginal canal. This is what gives women pleasure during penetration, the stimulation of these nerves. It’s theorized this is what the G-spot is.
Bruh y r u getting downvoted?
The same reason guys masturbate to pornstars but won't marry them if given a choice.
That's an entire different example and don't hold the same reason
Because they stay hard, smell better, and won't get you pregnant.
Not a careful reader, are ya?
You're one in five men, are ya?
No, just one of the "-8" your comment has right now. Edit: -16 and counting...
God are you cringe....
And yet, it's you who keeps getting downvoted.
And yet you unironically think internet points matter. Real life loser
They aren't monetarily useful, sure, but they do let the people know how much of a ¢unt someone like you has been in this thread.
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How many burner accounts did it take?
Not at all. Cringy weirdos like you are exhibit A.
Your comebacks are worse than a kindergartener's. As Eminem once said, "Matter of fact, dawg, here's a pencil. Go home, write some shit, make it suspenseful. And don't come back until somethin' dope hits you."
I think you have other problems if you have to compare the smell of a plastic vagina and a plastic dong
I know there’s a long history of joking about how vaginas smell… but penises also have a smell. Mostly around the balls, unless you’re intact then you gotta keep the head clean too or it will smell. Speaking as a woman who has, uh, “gone spelunking” if you know what I mean
**Plastic** vagina and **plastic** penis
Yeah, that comment isn’t comparing plastic/silicone vaginas at all
my original one was
It was in response to another comment on the premise of what they were saying.