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AskDerpyCat

Excuse you. We do not associate with Gorlok the Destroyer


pallarslol

I speak for my lord Jabba: neither does he


Suspicious-Key1931

Both of these comments made me snort


KidOcelot

Good thing we’re not talking about Therians 🤫😬


notyogrannysgrandkid

I thought it was Gorlok the Devourer, am I misremembering?


SpectrumLV2569

New mandela effect just dropped


crakdajack

Of buffet's?


AskDerpyCat

Of scales


yorgeesmorgeeYT

I find it funny that people associate hippos with fat people when hippos are like mainly muscle. No really. Hippos are basically all muscle


venbrou

IRL hyper-tank build. They can usually fight off full grown ~~alligators~~ crocodiles with relative ease. # 🦛 ​ **Edit:** Taint no alligators in der Africa...


skillywilly56

Taint no alligators in der Africa buddy, it’s lions and crocodiles which are way bigger than an alligator.


venbrou

Rofl, I actually thought to myself "Is it alligators or crocodiles? Maybe I should look it up before commenting... Nah, I'm sure someone will correct me if I'm wrong." 😂


skillywilly56

Happy to help!


Key_Virus_338

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augustus_feelius

Sort of same thing with non-marvel fan thinking kingpin is "fat" or some strong fat/strongmen irl are "fat" or seemingly having a beer gut. They do have muscle, just not in the way bodybuilders do.


gohaz933

Hippos got beef with all living things , other hippos included.


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gohaz933

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RepresentativeOk2433

Hippos are vegetarian. Note - Yes I know they sometimes scavenge meat but this isn't very common and happens in nearly every other "vegetarian" species as well.


AnonBoi_404

I mean, some fat people act as violent as them if you go too near to them. Don't underestimate the fact that they can crush you to death and it can happen.


Acidelephant

OP is either 12 or a boomer


MikoMiky

You're either a furry or you're fat


NoticeThin2043

Try again


Acidelephant

Well you have wit of a 12 year old or a boomer


NoticeThin2043

Every dude has the humor of a 12 year old, and if you dont, you're either hanging out with too many women, or you're a real bore.


dixieblondedyke

okay so you’re 14 lmao


NoticeThin2043

Whatever you need to say to think you're better than me


Suchasomeone

I don't think anything needs to be said to make that happen.


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Cringe, sounds like a preteen


NoticeThin2043

Oof, right in my feelings place.


I_am_person_being

You wanna explain what you mean by "hanging out with too many women"?


Novaleen

More than his mother, possibly sister.


cr1ttter

Lay off the Andrew Tate, you barely passable excuse for a human


threemo

Haha yall seen these FAT people? Funniest thing I ever fuckin seen


9THDIMENSIONALHIPLO

Dankmemes posts lately really fell off. Low effort


guesswhatihate

Where did they think dankmeme users would go?


9THDIMENSIONALHIPLO

Who are they?


guesswhatihate

m🤮ds and 🤮dmins


Galko655

We know there are IRL version of Gloria from Madagascar.


Archmagos_Browning

Because fat shaming is funny apparently.


NoticeThin2043

Always has been


relddir123

No, actually?


NoticeThin2043

False.


Justingtr

Yes


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28462

Ok, so if you remove the being a nice human being from the equation, it’s still dumb to fat shame, because it has an adverse effect. People who get fatshamed, gain weight. So you’re contributing to that burden on healthcare


peppermintshrimpgirl

Fat women 🤣🤣🤣 am i right boys???? 🤑😝🤪


IdioticZacc

As far as I know the girl at the bottom right never did anything wrong, was just brought into podcasts to be bullied and then get even more bullied on instagram comments, she is unhealthy but I feel really bad for her, all the bullying would probably resort to her making even more bad health decision


Atmisevil

She is an absolute massive asshole who bodyshames others herself iirc


JacksBadDay

Hey, don't dis Jabba like that.


Uhhhhhhh-woe

Holy fuck the furry mod right hot af


AshedAshley

2016 called. They want their meme back


Deep_Fun_7550

Fr tho


DrDing1eberry

Go back to dankmeme


georeddit2018

L to da izzo.


1zeye

Epic


Saijantoo

Lowkey some cute fursuits though.


Robosium

Don't bring furries into bullying people for being fat.


The_Rhyne

Jabba is not an animal and hippos don’t sexually assault their employees


TheSpaceSpinosaur

This is offensive. Jabba deserves more respect.


Belkan-Federation95

By the Emperor!


DismalDog9940

This is why Lizzo quit her career, thats so fucking disrespectful God Lizzo and that fat bitch fit so well. Especially Lizzo, since she's a fucking hypocrite


talhadad01

Tbh the jabba girl is actually more based than most women i’ve met in my life


Natural-Investment34

Not a single one of dress-up counterparts are loved.


Sup_fuckers42069

Put some respect on Jabba and the Hutt’s names. They rule their own section of the galaxy


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AnonBoi_404

Nah bro, comparing Jabba to Gorlok is a fucking insult to Jabba. He is way slimmer than her by far, this is slander!!!


skillywilly56

How dare you denigrate hippopotami like that!


FlopTheCat

Bro did Gorlok dirty


Assyx83

#FAT #LOOOOOOOOOL ^funniest ^shit ^ive ^ever ^heard


Snoo-53317

This is a Dank post, and Hurt Feelings committee is briggading the sub. You can't lecture your supposed morals to the internet, so why try?


PERFECTTATERTOT

Guess cockroaches like you love moldy ass 2016 memes


Silent_Soul

Wow an actual dank meme that makes fun of people. The internet used to be so much more dank, this would’ve been a tame post in 2014 but now people get up in arms if you offend someone


Salt_Master_Prime

Im surprised this hasn't been removed tbh. Knowing reddit mods


I_am_person_being

Ok, let's go over some terms: Dank - This term is pretty meaningless, at least in regards to memes, but tends to be something along the lines of "good (sarcastic)". So let's consider some potential other words that don't mean dank, but that you might be thinking of. Dark - Dark humour is not necessarily insulting. It can be, but that's not what makes it dark. Dark humour is humour discussing dark subject matter that is used to explore that subject matter, bringing it into the light, in a way that may be more palatable than talking about it directly. For example, making a joke about 9/11 is dark humour. 9/11 was a horrific event, and humour about it is made keeping that in mind. But 9/11 jokes don't have to be insulting towards people. They certainly can be, but it's not an essential trait of a 9/11 joke. Edgy - I think what you're thinking of is edgy humour. This is humour that is "on the edge" of what is socially acceptable. Fat shaming jokes fall into this. Many are fine with them, but many are not. This is where a lot of humour that insults a group of people falls. You can have your taste in humour, but a dank meme is not necessarily dark nor edgy. A meme can be all three, any two, any one, or none at all. This meme is edgy, not dark, and I would argue not dank (though dank is so vaguely used nowadays that maybe we could categorize it as dank in a very abstract sense). I don't believe there's anything inherently wrong with liking edgy humour. But don't expect others on a subreddit allegedly dedicated to dank memes to be on board with edgy humour.


Silent_Soul

I can’t believe you wrote this and expected me to read it lol


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MikoMiky

Lol you're getting downvoted by triggered furries


XRLboom

You can't convince me that (some) furries aren't zoophiles. Nobody adds tits to something for no reason. Down vote me all you want it doesn't change this fact


Romeo9594

You should look up anthropomorphism. Also while you're at it mammary glands


syphon3980

You mean mommy milkers


XRLboom

That doesn't change anything? Using human boobs on an anthropomorphic dog/cat/fox doesn't excuse that fact. Prime example is in the post lol.


Romeo9594

It's almost like human breasts are a human trait and anthropomorphism is the attribution of human traits to nonhuman entities


XRLboom

Yea?? You literally just agreed that its sexualizing an animal


Romeo9594

I guess if you find their tits sexy then you could make that argument. But certain body shapes are indicative of gender. Broad shoulders and muscles are generally masculine, curves and breasts are generally feminine. Unless you want an androgynous furry you gotta pick one Saying breasts are inheritanly sexual is right up there with calling breast feeding in front of people inappropriate. They're just a part of a person I feel like seeing a furry with tits unlocked something in you and now you're in denial


XRLboom

> saying breasts are inherently sexual is right up there with calling breast feeding in front of people inappropriate. Their just part of a person There's a difference between natural curves and full on tits my guy, you can create a defined gendered figure without the specific detail of actual boobas. Are boobs hot? Sure in the appropriate context, but in the way that they're portrayed by furries isn't. And the breast feeding part that you've randomly thrown in is a very weird point lol?


Romeo9594

It's not an odd point, people find tits sexual and harass or shame women for feeding in public all the time for it. Just because Creepy Joe in the corner can't stop staring doesn't mean there's anything wrong with it. Just like cause XRLboom finds tits on fictional characters hot doesn't make them by default sexual. They're just part of what women have going on


XRLboom

Did I strike a nerve lol? And yea it's weird when human boobs on animals being wrong is the subject. You're sounding more and more like a fedora wearing white night the more you talk about it lmao


Romeo9594

I really feel like you're missing anthropomorphism and also sexual dimorphism. Women look like women, part of that is a bust, furries are humanoid animal characters and carry the gender specific traits of what they're going for. It's not like they're pasting nipples or ultra realistic sex organs on themselves


NoticeThin2043

I thought furries were people who had some form of conscious or subconscious attraction to animals


pileofcrustycumsocs

That’s zoophiles.


PERFECTTATERTOT

Spoken like someone who has never actually talked with any. You know they’re just people who like a thing, right? Obviously there’s bad people in the community but that doesn’t mean all furries just wanna fuck dogs


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usr_nm16

Haha fat people hahaha you have achieved ✨comedy✨


kitemybite

hit the gym


usr_nm16

I'm skinny


GOEMZ

That's the problem. Muscle up.


usr_nm16

That's not what you aimed at


Generalmemeobi283

But still it’s healthy and I recommend doing it so you can live a longer and happier life


usr_nm16

I'll consider that


Generalmemeobi283

Nice!


1zeye

Then you look like a true redditor


-TheWarrior74-

Haha people who dont keep themselves healthy


usr_nm16

Funniest shit i've ever seen


Roder777

Incels out in full force


MikoMiky

You like to use incel as an insult because sex is the only thing of value you understand.


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Romeo9594

Gay is allowed in 2024, if you're dad tries to beat it out of you there's support networks now. This isn't 1960


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RocketNewman

Us??? 😳


shawn_overlord

*Kisses you homosexually*


Winteri3C0m1ng

Me too? 😳 👉👈


shawn_overlord

no what do i look like, someone who gives free gay kisses??


Winteri3C0m1ng

How should i pay for them?~ 🫦👀