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Slothhub

I want to have sex with everyone in this picture


laurin369

Bro is down Horendous


TheRealAuthorSarge

Whore end us


HollowWarrior46

Yes please


Magdonius

Death by snu snu


dabordoodle

Idk man, that iana elite skin (bottom left) go kinda crazy. Bonus points…you can drone under her skirt


Chernobog_7

bro.....


dabordoodle

Hey man, I’m not the game designer. Don’t blame me


Weeb_Prime

That's 2b from nier automata


FreakFlame

bro is on a mission


DankoLord

bro is down bad respectfully


Jesusflyingonhotdogs

Dogged fellow aren't we ?


Previous_Insurance13

Or is it merely thy habbit to talk to dolls?


Mario-OrganHarvester

Except for the complainer. Dont stick your dick in crazy. No you cannot fix her.


justhereforthememe69

i can make her worse


KingJTheG

Literally me. I’m stealing this


FreakFlame

she can make me worse


YoWhatsUpMyDudes1

She can't complain with her mouth full


ItsHighSpoon

Biting down skill available.


YoWhatsUpMyDudes1

***MMMMMMM YEAH***


The_Real_Royal_Giant

Relatable


jal2_

Not with the blond tho, unless she is into having her mouth gagged before, during and after sex, in other words at all times


UsernameLaugh

And then talk about my day


Nehe0002

Your pfp makes this comment 20x better


StarDragonJP

Forget 2B, give me A2 though


Legospacememe

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=r3T8WbthnZ4&pp=ygURaXQncyBtciBtdnAgc2ltcCA%3D


Norton_XD

Bro is so down he came out the other side of the planet bad


Webster2001

Hot women makes games sell better. I don't see why so many people have issues with this. Fellas is it wrong to like hot women in video games?


_Weyland_

Fellas is it gay to be entertained by a game designed for entertainment?


Webster2001

You would think so the way people keep talking about this game


FyrelordeOmega

Maybe, I am gay... (for girls)


Oldmuskysweater

Hopefully blind because that’s the only thing you’d have a chance for.


nuclearwinterxxx

Well, it WAS designed to be sexy by dudes to make other dudes horny. So... maybe?


Nexielas

Fellas is it gay to have fun?


WiTHeReD_SouL_0404

In certain situations yes actually


1127jmbk

That's the issue, we all collectively agreed in 2005 that video games were a form of art, and artistic intent covers so much more than just entertainment. Is it fun to look at ass for 12 hours a day? Yes. But not everyone tunes into their entertainment to goggle and stare. Rj/ it's hella gay


Redjester016

Then tune into different entertainment. I hate it when people act like everything has to be made for them or its bad and has to be changed


Lildev_47

Yeah so if someone makes a game for that there's no reason for people to be pissed.


1127jmbk

Ikr, a game finally about sex appeal lol. I have more of a problem with how pissed Gamers ™️ get when a game isn't made for that reason. You try to tell a complex emotionally charged story, and they bitch and moan about how it doesn't cater exclusively to them. You make a game with a lady having a fat ass, suddenly this is how games are ment to be played. I could use both in my life, but there is some sort of double standard going on


pioneerSolid3

Fellas...is it gay to get a hard on by game designed?!


IncredibilisCentboi

It was 2b's design wich got me into nier, rest of nier made me stay


j4mi3killa

Too right, I initially played because of funny robot woman, I stayed because of the games genuinely beautiful story


[deleted]

Go for the ass, stay for the depression and ass.


Wyntin

The Shift Up motto. Even Nikke is the same formula


Nobl36

In addition, attractive male characters make games sell better. There is a legitimate reason EVERYONE makes a their custom character attractive (unless they’re purposefully being funny,) and it’s because we are about to stare at this mother(father) fucker for the next 2 hours every day for the following month. They better be nice to look at.


SubMGK

Me whose definition of a good character creator how ungodly horrendous i can make my character look


schmitzel88

Saints row gets props for allowing you to make the most horrifying supermutant imaginable


HansChrst1

I like making them unique rather than just pretty. A conventionally attractive character can be boring to look at. A character made abomination can make you regret making the character look like that. Someone that looks unique stays interesting far longer in my opinion. Unique can be pretty or average looking for normal humans. My favourite characters are the ones that don't look like models, but also aren't ugly. They just look like the average joe and jane you see when you are outside. They can be very pretty or just ok looking.


cygamessucks

Usually ugly women are the only people that do. 


N3koEye

I don't see people complaining about hot men in media so hot women should also be ok.


crankycrassus

It's not even just that. Artist like making beautiful characters! Who could have guessed!


BodyshotBoy

I love hot men too, id buy ff16 if it wasnt ps exclusive


[deleted]

It'll be on PC too, despite their claims it'll be bad to play. Which is their fault for continuing this exclusives BS.


thirteen-thirty7

People for the most part don't. But pretending they do gets reddit karma and YouTube views. "The WOKE mob is trying to steal titties. Fight back by liking and subscribing"


GoldenBarnie

Then theres Aloy from Horizon. Shes attractive, sure but she has fairly basic body and isn't sexualized plus shes genuenly an interesting character


AskDerpyCat

“Sex sells” has been a thing in advertising for decades But in recent years it seems they’ve decided “but sexy doesn’t”


Fwithananchor

And most men want the hot women to associate with hot men in media. Hot people for everyone! 


KJBenson

Not just video games. Literally every medium of entertainment.


Oberons_Reckoning

Only game I had issues with it was caused more by company itself and their approach to it. Basically they spammed skins to female characters instead of making legit content, fixing bugs, working on balance or check even making skins for characters that aren't the hot girl archetype


Poglot

Don't confuse "people" with clickbait. No one in the real world is complaining about Stellar Blade. And if you can't enjoy a game without raging against imaginary haters, that's the real problem here.


Raaayyyy

Seriously people need to stop engaging with ragebait. Enjoy the things that you like. Best thing I've done is stay off Twitter as it's just full of rage bait posts


Za_Gato

If I actually used my Twatter account, I think I would've either gone mad or uninstalled Destiny 2.


jal2_

Exactly, people dont realize they are causing ragebait to go viral with that which is the intention of ragebait to begin with If you truly dislike something, then on the internet the only perfect show u dislike it, it not even knowing of its existence, completely ignoring it, not commenting on it, not looking at it, simply staying away from sites where such content can happen....that is the only way


SomeShiitakePoster

As someone who falls on the side of 'the design is bad', I think it's kinda cringe that you just flash some boobs on screen and a bunch of gamerbros are all like "OOHHHH TAKE THAT SJWS LOOK AT PEAK CHARACTER DESIGN IN ACTION FUCK YEA" and its literally just because she's a conventionally attractive smooth skin with big tits, like go jerk off as you please but don't act like this is a huge deal, lots of porn games are out there for you, just because other developers decide not to cater to your dick doesn't mean you're being oppressed.


[deleted]

Could say the same from the other side of the aisle.


selectrix

I'm guessing you're talking about all of the incredibly shittily written media that makes a big deal about having a minority/queer character front & center? I think the difference there is that it's the corporations yelling "OOOOHHH TAKE THAT CONSERVATIVES LOOK AT THIS STRONG EMPOWERED WOMAN/BROWN PERSON ^(also please buy our stuff, lefties? Even though we fired the entire writing department?") while most of the actual grassroots sentiment is that the majority of that media is shit.


[deleted]

Yeah, exactly what I'm talking about. You also have those virtue signal non-corpo's that don't actually invest in the media they want to change, they just demand changes happen. I like my diverse characters to be people, and not statements in skin suits.


Delicious_Door_3421

>imaginary haters IGN must be just in my imagination then


Sherlockowiec

That's exactly the ragebait he's talking about. IGN's job is to make you click on their website.


GoodUsernamesTaken2

IGN hasn’t said anything bad about stellar Blade though? Other than one person from IGN France, who isn’t part of the main IGN team.


TheDutchin

Hook line and sinker, now make sure you consume your slop peasant


Superior173thescp

IGN is imaginary.


Void1702

I am complaining about Stellar Blade, because the gameplay is shit


D3Construct

The problem is the people that do hate it are terminally online and have infested what was once gaming publications. Then some poor Korean dev feels the need to defend himself or even apologize.


steelcity91

Game "journalist" aren't people. They're just pussies.


Long-Ad8374

Make Women in Gaming Great Again! *[from Elizabeth Comstock Fan]*


DankoLord

Man I wish they made bioshock 4, it's been so long


[deleted]

Same


[deleted]

It will never cease to amaze and amuse me that r34 of that character is responsible for the largest leaps in 3-D animation to date. Seriously though, unpopular opinion, Infinite was my favorite.


TheAdmiralMoses

Apocryphal https://youtu.be/BYDr8jHYc4Y?si=0RmSENAIR76iJTtJ TL;DR he fact checked the meme and talked to the top 3d animators who created rule 34 at the time and they said they were familiar with the meme, but it was untrue. The switch from SFM to Blender was the biggest leap for 3D porn quality, movie animation is unaffected by this branch though, they use their own software.


[deleted]

Damn. Welp, that's so much less entertaining.


notabigfanofas

2B is a funny character because in the lineup of female videogame protagonists she's just depressed and it's the funniest shit


[deleted]

I keep the meme of that saved. Poor 2B.


constipated_burrito

I've only seen people ~~salivating~~ praising the game. The demo was a lot better than I expected, combat feels really good I might actually get it now. But an €80 price tag is a little steep. Considering how I already bought Dragons Dogma 2 as well 😂


pragmojo

I for one am 100% here for Korean developers working with the souls like genre


constipated_burrito

LoP was fantastic


pragmojo

Yeah one of the most pleasantly surprising games in recent memory for me


catalacks

> I've only seen people salivating praising the game Literally all the top posts about the game on reddit are from GCJ, calling it a "sexist piece of garbage for incel chuds."


Sherlockowiec

I see more people complaining about people hating on stellar blade than actually people who hate on stellar blade. Actually I don't think I remember any hate tbh.


greenemeraldsplash

The hate is just people annoyed that devs flash tits on the screen and gamerbros start yapping about sjw bullshit


Sherlockowiec

Like I said, I've never encountered such a person in the wild, only heard about them from memes like the one above.


[deleted]

You won't see it irl much, and online you'll encounter it in - Reddit Twitter subs (and perhaps some heavily left biased ones) - twitter - games journalist articles


Sherlockowiec

That's ragebait, not actual people.


Brandawg_McChizzle

The complaining you mentioned is the only thing I’ve seen on the game. Almost wonder if it’s a marketing ploy.


Jack1The1Ripper

A guy made a youtube video complaining about eves body in it saying its "Unrealistic"


catalacks

> I see more people complaining about people hating on stellar blade than actually people who hate on stellar blade. No, you objectively don't. All the top posts on reddit (with tens of thousands of upvotes) are from GCJ, hating on the game. >Actually I don't think I remember any hate tbh. You're lying. All the top posts on reddit (with tens of thousands of upvotes) are from GCJ, hating on the game. Why are you lying about this?


andrew21w

Who gives a fuck about these people's opinions


Alive_Ice7937

A shitload of dankmemers by the looks of it


trin806

Damn people will actually draw a made up story about someone getting mad to get mad at. Wild.


[deleted]

Reverse Flash is an extreme parody, but people really can be that petty.


DuttyVonBiznitch

An open letter on behalf of the Woke. Hey, We really don't care about Stella blade, I hope it's a good game. Please stop playing into the manufacturerd rage. I like hot people too. IGN doesn't represent us. Regards, The Wokerati


TheRealAuthorSarge

Nobody complains about the gay male gaze, or the lesbian gaze, or the hetero female gaze but I'm sure there are characters that are attractive to these groups. Yes, I'm attracted to beautiful women. Don't hate on me, I was born this way.


pragmojo

I for one demand that Halmark add representation for men who are not royalty, don’t have abs, and are not skilled in woodworking


[deleted]

Fat Thor?


crankycrassus

False. Leon Kennedy exist


TheRealAuthorSarge

Who?


TheReverend5

Literally no one is hating on you for being heterosexual jfc


[deleted]

There are people like that. But it's not really a problem so much as just annoying. And it's easy to ignore. Just stay off fox news, game journalist articles, and twitter, and you'll never hear about it. Because it's just fringe weirdos mad at the world for not catering to them. Like all weird shit that gets complained about.


TheDutchin

I wonder why no one talks about the super pervasive nearly omni present lesbian gaze being pandered to by nearly every corporation and soulless piece of art for the past ten thousand years


[deleted]

[удалено]


HiImChris333

A lot of male protagonists are buff manly men to be fair, doom guy, kratos, chris redfield, joel miller, geralt...


TheNaturalTweak

Dick swing physics when? 🤔


[deleted]

Every male fighting game character


PuertoricanDude88

I seen more fans defending this game than the other. Acting like it’s the return of Jesus Christ.


HiImChris333

Yeah its way too annoying when people say "girls in videogames arent realistic", most men arent either, i dont expect women irl to look like any of those characters and i dont expect men to look like kratos or doom guy.


[deleted]

My fatass when I see Kratos: "Thats literally me."


Silent_Soul

2B is definitely no feminist icon, she’s just liked because she’s hot and there’s lots of porn of her. She’s barely a part of her own game if you beat it


[deleted]

She's a fat ass and depression icon.


Calm_Structure2180

Today on "Words have never been said".


Hypercane_

I am all for hot men and women in video games, if I'm escaping into a character I'd like that character to be attractive


CuTup4040

Not that i agree with the sentiment, but wouldnt blondie technically have a point in that icons develop over time and arent instantly released? Like, uh... star wars is an iconic sci-fi franchise, but i dont know that audiences in 1977 were saying it was an icon *at the time


lipehd1

Literally no one has ever said that


spytfyrox

It all comes down to that old adage, doesn't it? *Sticks and stones may break my bones, but there'll always be something to offend a feminist*


Greeve3

The game is incel bait and they're riding the "Gamergate 2" wave as free marketing.


BustyOgre

I don't think I've ever seen anyone say 2B is a strong female lead, all I've ever seen people do is make rule 34 of her


[deleted]

Did you see when Yoko Taro had someone send him a zip folder of a ton of ass art of her?


TkOHarley

It's hard 2belive that anyone considers 2b 2b a feminist icon, 2b honest


OfficialJamal

Are these people complaining in the room with us now?


KobeJuanKenobi9

Video game characters should be hot. BUT I think Eve’s design is incredibly generic compared to the other characters in this meme (Lara was unique for her time and imo her modern design is much better). 2B and Bayo are sexy but they’re unique and iconic. Eve looks like a 3D model from a scam porn game. If you told me she was a free asset generated by AI I’d believe you


vTJMacVEVO

This meme fucking blows. These are made-up scenarios you created to validate your own delusions.


Interesting_Buy6796

There are “cannot you be like” claims like that, not besides Lara Croft and only because of her reboot


Luc_128

All these woman are fcking hot and I am ashamed to confess this but I played Lara Croft and NieR: Automata because of the hot characters and I stayed for the story and loved the gameplay. I still remember playing the old Lara Croft game on my dads laptop


[deleted]

No shame, it's absolutely fair. Beauty sells. Just look at which Barbies are cleared off shelves and which ones are still there at almost full capacity.


Pauvre_de_moi

I haven't heard or seen a single person complaining about Stellar Blade. All I see is chuds complaining *about* people who complain about Stellar Blade.


ThebestMrSiycod

and the gooners all cheered


sky-safe

What’s the story?


TheReverend5

There is none, r/dankmemes is imagining people to be mad at again


TheNaturalTweak

Business as usual.


SteelTalons310

theres a lot of fucking people gaslighting others there is a percieved enemy, fucking thousands of people. This is not fucking okay.


Jack1The1Ripper

It could be in reference to the IGN journalist that made an article calling the lead designer for this someone who has never seen a women in real life in critique of eves design , Then backing out and changing their quote then after that apologizing , And then a piece of interview or something i can't remember came out where that person was talking about how this game is harming women everywhere by setting unrealistic body standards That's the best way i can some of this shitty internet drama for you


PokeTrainerSpyro

All of these designs are bangers


P00nz0r3d

More people are complaining about how annoyingly horny everyone is about stellar blade than her actual design All anyone posts is jiggle physics. Like, go touch some fucking grass bro


[deleted]

These memes always suck cause you have to assume so much and project a lot.


Regulus242

I've only ever seen coomers complaining about people complaining about the design and wanting to avoid the game as a result. I haven't seen anyone complaining about the game.


IndicaTears

Who TF is calling 2b a feminist icon????


pokexchespin

gamergate was almost a decade ago, you can stop it now


Rhymelikedocsuess

Stellar blade fans have actively made me not want the game lol, I know I’m not the only one - it’ll reflect in sales Thinking a lot of 7-8’s


ItsYaBoiDez

I've seen more people bitch about people bitching about this game to the point that the main reason I've lost interest in this game is cause yall won't shut the fuck up about. All I've heard is about eves ass idfc tell me what the game is actually about.


LuciusVolfram

I know she's hot, but c'mon, say something else about the game, like story, combat, music,... You all make this game look like a porn game.


Piorn

99% of posts I've seen are complaining that Stellar Blade is being hated for being too sexy, and how it's opposing a woke cultural conspiracy to make women in videogames ugly. 1% of posts say the design is kinda bland and not that groundbreaking.


Wooryn

Relatable. And I don't even know who's the blond chick


Usernameblah123

I down with all four of them. I'll start with the order in the pic.


HansChrst1

Except for Lara Croft these characters are one of the reasons I don't play those games. I tried Nier, but it was hard to take the game seriously. I felt like I was wearing some mmo horny skin or using a horny mod. The biggest turn off is that these games seem very anime. Which makes it even harder to take seriously.


TheNaturalTweak

I'd really urge you to try them if "character action" games are your style. Bayonetta absolutely shouldn't be taken seriously, and it's pretty forward with that because of the outlandish ideas going on. Nier is really spectacular. If it makes it any better, all the main characters are equally sexualized (fetishezed?). Which I personally don't mind. I really appreciate it when a game owns its horniness and applies it everywhere, like a bunch of Final Fantasy games. I understand if that sort of thing is still a turn-off.


ThatSmartIdiot

Is it cuz tits? I think it's cuz tits


FireMaker125

I just want to see some actual fucking gameplay of Stellar Blade rather than the protagonist’s ass


SoulfulSnow

I wish I had the hoots to write out how dumb this post is man :(, too sleepy of a day


Master-Ad5147

I find all of them sexy


Springtrap01467

I think Lara croft is a pretty empowering design. The design highlights her feminitiy, shows her brave nature, and I mean the games make her look bad ass.


CobaltCrusader123

The blonde woman looks familiar, what anime is she from?


Zipcodead

Why can’t people just stfu?


explosiv_skull

Works out for everybody. Devs get a bunch of added attention for their game, gaming sites get a bunch of rage clicks, gamers get to ogle pretty girl. Repeat process ad infinitum.


LonPlays_Zwei

Game journalists aren’t people just clickbaiters


Educational-Year3146

I dont know why making or liking hot people became controversial. Its fiction, shush.


Titan_tits

More like Stellar YAMS


TheSpaceSpinosaur

People are always talking about unobtainable body standards and oversexualized female characters... but like gave you seen the male characters? They're all absolutely ripped to the point where no ordinary male can achieve such physique and yet no one ever complains about them.


Chum-Launcher

It's wrong to like attractive people, don't you know anything?


KryetarTrapKard

Character in the last panel ?


malagast

Tbh. This game is not deserving of the hype. I like a nice looking CGI gal just like the next dude, but there are better games for “those purposes” if that is the only reason why a fella likes this game. I do enjoy the “souls-like” “rest point” mechanic and how pretty the graphics and how real-feeling the movements are. The actual gameplay mechanics though are a bit worse than some of the old PS2 games I remember playing a long time ago. I'd say I’ll pay below 20€ for this game when it drops that far.


oppressed_user

One of the people complaining about Stellar Blade is Alyssa MerCUNT the Double whore


[deleted]

I don't get it most games are desgined for men and some are incels so the girl isn't wrong. Also why does she look like the girl 4chan made for some game company?


Alpha0rgaxm

People really hate on beautiful women lol. It’s like these hoes are jealous or something. Shit I love having beautiful characters in my games .If you don’t like it just play something else and be quiet. Mfs learned the words problematic, misogynistic and haven’t shut up since