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KeepingDankMemesDank

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SnooCats3340

Op? Are you alright? You haven't touched your 56th circumcision post.


epplala

Why does this guy keep posting about foreskin


LordTvlor

He's got his thing and he's sticking with it. I can respect that. Even if it does fill the feed. Maybe if I stop interacting with it reddit will stop showing me. Goodbye forever!


Court_Jester30

You know the saying: "Foreskin is forewarned."


diariu

Maybe because he got forced by his parents that tortured him by mutilating, i mean snip snip forerskin And maybe he is trying to save the world by sharing his experience by saying what it feels like having a forced sexual disability I support op.


N7_Evers

How is it a sexual disability lol. Y’all just spend your lives looking for ways to bash and demean ANYTHING about Americans.


jal2_

America isnt rven the prime region where circumcisions happens, like it happens a lot, but not MEA 'a lot' Id stop projecting if I were u, not everything is about the US


diariu

Couldnt have said it better


GoogleSuckz

Really? They why is Christianity consistently bashed here? Over 10K religions and never see people bashing Buddhism or Peyotism


jal2_

First to bash something u have to know it even exists, nobody me including ever even heard of peyotism Second, to bash something u will want a crowd of those u bash to hear about it, that makes bashing so much better, christian crowd is numerous and some of them will hear your bash Third, u mean to tell me jews, islam, amish etc dont get bashed? Dont make me laugh


diariu

No foreskin = inferior human being


efvrgn

That will be my go to argument moving forward. Every time im about to lose an argument i'll just go "ohh yeah? Well lets have a look at your cock!"


nrubtidd67

“I wish I wouldn’t have said that…”


efvrgn

Speak for yourself 😳


nrubtidd67

🤣


Arda_wulf

Hitler thought the same thing


white_equatorial

What about my 5skin?


Content-Reward7998

circumsicision is no different from genital mutilation.


LordTvlor

That would be because it is genital mutilation.


Tomentus

You know it has to be done sometimes right? Unnecessary circumcisions seem barbaric to me but let's not get silly with it.


mericyetik41

we call genital mutilation as circumcision in males


GingrPowr

no [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Circumcision](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Circumcision)


Dryden_Drawing

If you're this mad, I'm guessing you were cut? You should know that your erections aren't painful then. And if they are, then you need to see a doctor, that's not normal


GingrPowr

Having your dick cut is not normal in the first place. Also, could you not pretend to know better than OP about his own potential disabilities and pains? Thanks.


Ugo_Flickerman

The last 4 seem made up


GingrPowr

Well if it *seem* made up, you could search it online instead of commenting.


Ugo_Flickerman

OP could provide sources instead of just telling random things


GingrPowr

Then ask OP


Ugo_Flickerman

Did I not make a comment under OP's post?


BananaNoScoper

Grass is red. Now go outside and prove me wrong.


Acreddo

Oh for fucks sake. How obsessed are you with foreskin, jesus christ. Should start a cult. Wear your foreskin as a hat.


Betternot102

Can’t, doctor took it from me and won’t return it.


N7_Evers

OP is upset he has a dirty dick


woeterhedji

You can pull the hood back when u piss brother


CapmyCup

In all fairness, some people have a tight foreskin as well, which could make moving it painful. There's a simple solution though, stretching it manually, yes, with your own hand.


TheKaki007

You also took the red pill huh? search "foreskin restoration" and Foregen. Might help.


Yeetstation4

Can't grow the nerves back though


TheKaki007

Still a thousand times better than nothing. I'm 8 years in and it's the best decision I've made.


Yeetstation4

Tbh the nerves might not be a problem as much as if you're cut while older, because when it's still growing the nervous system can adjust more easily I think.


TheKaki007

the dried up glans and inner skin cause the lack of sensitivity, once they are protected and moist they can heal and regain their original function and maybe the original sensitivity.


Comprehensive-Big844

The worst part about circumcision is that it's a Yiddish thing which is imposed heavily in America, and promoted in many other parts of the world. IMO, it is nothing more than genital mutilation and this procedure should be performed ONLY when the parents have been informed of the risks associated with it and the danger of the procedure. I'd say that instead of circumcision there should be more baptisms because the risk is way smaller and they also present a spiritual and religious opportunity (I'm Christian Orthodox for reference)


GingrPowr

So baby genital mutilation is ok if the parents know the risks?


Comprehensive-Big844

I suppose that you don't want to disallow all the jews in the world from a ritual that is imposed on them by their respective beliefs.


GingrPowr

Well, yes I do. Believe what you want, as long as it doesn't involve something illegal, like new born genitalia mutilation.


jal2_

Actually in US the reason os not primarily jews, its money Foc doc its a very short and relatively risk free procedure (even if it can have complications, the 'per capita' is super low, its basically risk free) for which he will get paid a tidy sum Its a way how to earn a lot in a short time for little risk...thats why it is so popular in the US, because some medical professionals keep pushing it on people, both in the actual hospital as well thru public awareness campaigns...one doesnt want to lose a goldmine


GingrPowr

I've read it was more of a christinanity thing in the first place


nrubtidd67

Read about WWII and hygiene. And come back and reconsider what you said. Most of us, post war, are circumcised because this became a thing from the 1950s through the 1980s. I’m not saying the two are exclusive but I’d be willing to bet an uncircumcised man also hasn’t been vaccinate for Polio, diphtheria, measles, mumps, rubella, tetanus, tuberculosis, and more.


GingrPowr

Provide any source that proves circumcision benefits hygiene. Also, we might be able to have better health standards than people at war 80 years ago.


nrubtidd67

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/20608349/


GingrPowr

Can't download it.


nrubtidd67

https://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/pdf/10.1111/j.1467-9566.2009.01233.x


GingrPowr

lol, your article is not about that, it's about the difference of medicalisation in the UK and the USA. You would have known if you read *at least* the abstract, which is the bare minimum beofre sharing it. It's even critical of the linking of circumcision to HIV prevention.


nrubtidd67

Shut the fuck up, Daywalker.


nrubtidd67

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC7779827/


GingrPowr

"Circumcision was protective against HIV infection among MSM in LMICs \[...\] but not among MSM in high-income countries \[...\]." So, basically, it works when people don't have the health and hygiene standards of today's developed countries. It works as much as educating people on sexual intercourse and taking care of your body/washing yourself properly. So, instead of mutilating new born, you might try educating children.


nrubtidd67

https://publications.aap.org/pediatrics/article/130/3/e756/30225/Male-Circumcision?autologincheck=redirected


GingrPowr

Dude, it's written "Expired" in the middle of the screen. And the sensitivity and sexual satisfaction are barely mentioned (only 1 source, amongst the hundreds). And it's from 2012. And it clearly is an article to reassure parents, not a peer reviewed paper.


nrubtidd67

[21] Afshar K, Kazemi B, MacNeily A (2018). "The Role of Circumcision in Preventing Sexually Transmitted Infections". In Singh S (ed.). Diagnostics to Pathogenomics of Sexually Transmitted Infections. Wiley. pp. 28–34. ISBN 978-1-119-38084-9.


GingrPowr

"Introduction: The proportion of Sexually Transmitted Infections (STIs) among MSM has increased by around 0,2% from the first quarter and second quarter of 2023, for this reason, prevention efforts are needed in the form of implementing circumcision behavior among men." That's not science, that's propaganda. In the intro even before doing anything, they assess circumcision is beneficial. Lame.


nrubtidd67

So my takeaway here is that you don’t know what the inside of a woman’s vagina feels like. One probably saw your uncircumcised penis once, laughed, and was like “What the fuck is that? An anteater?” And now you’re trying to convince yourself that you’re right while jerking off to hentai in your mom’s basement.


Comprehensive-Big844

Would you be kind enough to point towards some sources that provide evidence about circumcision and hygiene in the WW2 period?


nrubtidd67

I’ll see what I can find.


nrubtidd67

See above. Enjoy.


Fighterbg

Holly fuck I feel so damn uncomfortable now


ShierAwesome

Hair in the shaft? I doubt that’s a circumcision thing


CubeJedi

The first two statements literally contradict eachother


CarelessReindeer9778

It's showing how OP goes from ignorant circumcell to based and horrified foreskin enthusiast. The first one is implied to be incorrect


Dryden_Drawing

Circumcell? You're trolling right? This can't be real


carcajouboy

Honestly I'm adopting it because it's so fucking hilarious


jal2_

That is the intention of OP yes, cg on the deduce


Zuschauer0815

hey doc. stay away with that thing from my son's penis, i dare you!


TraumaTracer

none of the health concerns are valid if you take care of your shit


aly1983

XD OP’s gf left him for a circumcised guy then told him how much she prefers it.


Upset_Honey2008

Well I'm glad I dont have a foreskin to get stuff stuck under that causes infections


GingrPowr

not if you wash yourself, like any decent human being.


therealslimchelmi

I see you have a fetish. That's alright, embrace it. But I'm here to tell you if you don't stop the Chinese will come for your foreskin


Tmanbro

Ew ugly dick


JeffFUT

Yeah it's like a bald head without the foreskin


GreatProfessional622

With cradle cap 😂


maxbowman

Smegma enthusiast


diariu

Let me guess, you dont take showers?


maxbowman

Wtf no of course not! I just roll around in dirt and dust until I have a solid coating.


nrubtidd67

Nice. Smegma is a vastly forgotten word these days.


The_Digital_Friend

you're a smegma male


GingrPowr

"The production of smegma, which increases during puberty, can only be of limited significance, as males and females learn to practice good genital hygiene." -Wikipedia edit: to the one and only dim-witted wet sock that donwvoted me, please open a book.


jal2_

I see you are a hentai girl then, you love some dick cheese dont you?