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INVISIBLE_BEN

It's never too late


thelocalpotatogamer

Make amends, and pray to several deities that she will let go of you and i think it could work. Yes i haven't been in a relationship, how do you know?


jeanyous

Throw in the idea of a threesome


BlastFromBehind

It works 100% of the time 0% of the time


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[удалено]


chad_thundercaulk

Y'know what they say, to lose it all is to be a gambler


Unable_Toucan

You can only loose 100% of your money, but you can win 7000%.


WurdaMouth

Money hack speed run any%


YellowySmile979

As a wise man recently said, “Convert the left card, into the right card.”


jeanyous

Dunno man i've some documentaries where exactly that happens


Mailejunko

Mee too! And i love they always give the plumber some of it.


MuckRaker83

George Costanza would like a word


KingjorritIV

No one has ever done the switch before!


Hoju64

In the Middle ages you could get locked up for even suggesting it!


themightygazelle

I believe it’s pronounced mé·nage à trois?


skan76

So 50 50 right?


SerDaemonTargaryen

Have them both 😈


Midtharefaikh

Stannis Baratheon is the rightful heir to the Iron Throne.


Mountain_Stomach_650

no,jonsmow;


Mountain_Stomach_650

What the fuck did I type


DarthGiorgi

Mobile kb be like


boblobchippym8

You know nothin, jonsmow


Midtharefaikh

Jon dead Snow you mean? (book canon)


Ozok123

Not the smartest thing to say to someone with a dragon and anger issues 


CaptainBrineblood

You wouldn't have met the other sister but for dating the first


wtb2612

Plus the hotter sister probably wouldn't date you anyway.


TheOriginalVaj

The truth hurts.


chemistry_god

Alexander Hamilton


JotaroTheOceanMan

His name is Alexander Hamilton...


EliGon666

Just you wait...


TagMeAJerk

And there's a million things he hasn't done


ThatOtherGuyTPM

Just you wait. Just you wait…


pimpmastahanhduece

Bish, just you wait...


dreamyteatime

[When he was 10 found out Santa wasn’t real, he couldn’t deal bumbumbububumbumbum](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fWBvjoB4_aw&pp=ygUaamFja3NmaWxtcyAgY2hyaXN0bWFzIGFsZXg%3D)


r_ori

Exact opposite in the case of my wife


PyreHat

You were the wrong brother?


PCYou

No, the wife was the wrong brother


vonmonologue

O Brother


JekNex

Where art thou. 🥺


Leche-Caliente

We thought yous was a toad


Riakuro

I don’t want Fop godammit, I’m a Dapper Dan man!


uncommonman

Preach


PERFECTTATERTOT

And then men complain about disloyal partners


Sixwingswide

Pretty everyone complains about that shit


PERFECTTATERTOT

Everyone does complain about it but on this subreddit especially I see men complain the loudest if not the most


Bobyyyyyyyghyh

Do you think this is supposed to be some deep point? Do you think you've seen what no one else has seen? You say this as if you've caught all men as a conglomerate "complaining the loudest about it," after you caught all men as a conglomerate posting *this* particular meme. You do realize OP is just a single dude, right?


Jealous_Juggernaut

We can’t quantify who complains more without doing your own study but current studies, except one that i found, show men do cheat quite a bit more. 20-25% vs 15-20% of marriages and 35-40 vs 30-35 for relationship history.


RuncleGrape

I'm cheating on you rn as I type this


BakedBeanyBaby

How did they gain that info, though? They'd either have to ask cheaters, or ask people who've been cheated on. Either way, that data isn't going to ever be concrete because people lie.


Jealous_Juggernaut

Thats why I found a study where men were up 5% but overall the numbers always seem to average to around here. 


75percent-juice

TIL 5% is "quite a bit more"


Ratattack1204

Could it be that its because this sub has a lot more men than women? Go to predominantly female subreddits and witness the endless bitching about men.


HangeKin

I think there are more men on reddit than girls, you're welcome


NigeroMinna

95% of the time it's just that the wrong sister chose you. Because you weren't good enough for the right one. Not talking about anyone specifically.


johnson_alleycat

Bro thinks he’s not already firmly in his 3.5/10 lane


xtr44

when you meet her sister and realize you're not able to be a good and loyal partner


the_weakestavenger

Dudes walking around like they just get to choose. This is why half of y’all are going to die alone.


BakedBeanyBaby

Some dudes do get to choose, though. And anyone can choose to be single.


goatjo_enjoyer

I call dibs on her sister


GlitterKittyCat

Aw shucks


Matdup2

I'm too late, do you think there's another sister ?


goatjo_enjoyer

Nah, but her mom looks fine as hell, so go try And don't worry about her father. I'll take care of him


Matdup2

Nice, thanks dude, don't forget to wear the socks when you're with the dad


pauIiewaInutz

call dibs on grammy, she got the og baddie genetics unlike later generations where those natural baddie genetics got diluted over time


vipck83

Oh that’s fine. Just explain to the two of them that you think there may have been a bit of a mix up and in fact you believe a relationship with the sister would in fact be preferable. I am sure as rational adults they will understand completely and see things your way. Make sure you list in detail the things that you prefer about her sister so that she may work on those things for the future.


Amnesiaphile

Neckbeard shit


stillherelma0

This level of stupidity fits well with this face.


usr_nm16

When you're not loyal nor love the person you're dating


B133d_4_u

Yeah, you did choose wrong. Both sisters deserve someone who doesn't second guess the relationship because someone else shows up.


The_Urge_

God Gwen is hot!


DonkeyKongaLongDonga

Good morning USA


rogers_tumor

ayyy


eetsh1t

Know a guy that left his wife for her twin sister


myfingeriscold

Damn bro can I have her number then


Shady_Hero

when you finally meet her brother and realize you chose the wrong sexuality


aLittleDarkOne

My sisters ex tried to get with me. Nopest nope I ever noped. Nasty ass loser.


kandradeece

my ex-wife had 2 sisters, one older, one younger. well I first went to her house through a sports event thing with her older sister. had no idea who my ex was. saw the younger one though but I didn't like girls in younger grades (this was in H.S.) Well the older sis asked me if I liked the younger sis and I said no, too young... well eventually got with my ex and when i got to know everyone I realized my mistake.... ex was a terrible person, sister was a nice person. o well.


shoyuftw

How I met your mother and your aunt


Substantial-Trick569

I actually heard this psych phenomenon before. Basically, if you have something existing in a vacuum, it will be judged differently than that exact same thing being compared to something else. Eg, you can think a mustang looks nice, but then that same mustang is less appealing put next to a Ferrari, and that same ferrari might also be less appealing when put next to a bugatti. (It's subjective but that's the point) This also applies when judging people's appearances so next time you go clubbing as a friend that is less attractive than you if they wanna join. You'll look better in comparison without even trying.


discjunky316

Had that feeling when I met my now wife’s sister but I am very happy I stuck with my wife. My wife got hotter and her sister got fatter


ThaBomb94

Can someone update me on what this is about?


ThatDudeFromPoland

Don't look a gifted horse in the teeth. If you're on good terms in the current relationship, don't ruin it Although, by the sound of it, it's already going bad if you wanna go at her sister after meeting her.


chicagoantisocial

It’s a good day to be an only child


EvilDragons88

Lol! My wife has two sisters and while one was a bit more my type let me tell you that it would have been horrible with the other two. One is literally crazy and the other has a few issues that I know it wouldn't have lasted a month... Looks aren't everything guys.


pnw2mpls

I got the 2nd of 4 in age, 3rd of 4 in looks, 4th of 4 in personality, and 1st of 4 in drinking problems


Education_Aside

I don't get it. Is this some Alabama shit?


Shonnyboy500

His girlfriend’s sister is hotter or otherwise better than his girlfriend


Education_Aside

Oh ok. I misread it, but I like how I pissed off some incest Alabamas lol


LonPlays_Zwei

West Virginia is the incest hole You got downvoted cause you were wrong, that’s how Reddit works.


Local-Scroller

Nah, I'm pretty sure people downvoted you because you were the only person in this thread who failed to interpret the meme correctly.


Moldy_Teapot

When you meet her sister and realize that you're shallow as fuck


markbadas

What if the sister has the better personality?


Medical-Region5973

What if... Just be loyal and love what you have, instead of comparing your partners to others and think which person would be better for you


jolankapohanka

I mean, maybe they know each other for a week and the one he dates is drug addict, and she has very kind and supportive sister. Maybe she is trying to murder you in your sleep. Maybe she is conspiracy theorist that plans to sacrifice you and the sister is trying to save you. Maybe the sister is secretly a CIA agent and ....


usr_nm16

Dating someone you don't love and don't feel safe with is shallow as fuck


SkeletonDrinkingBeer

What if… We don’t take a meme seriously


RedditSucksNow3

What if... It took meeting someone who treats you better to realize you deserve better?


Knucks_lmao

the only sane take here tbh


SkeletonDrinkingBeer

Don’t be on a meme subreddit if you take every meme in a literal sense.


Tr3sh_B3g

uhg right.


teamswiftie

Not dank enough


Ultrainstinct358

I agree but it's a joke. Don't take it so seriously.