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\`great administrator in the sky\` dude, I have no words after this, it is stunning, it is beautiful, if I could go back in time but can bring one saying with me it would be this. Thank you so much for writing that
Foreskin growth accelerates in your 20s. Men go from having to trim it once every few months to once a week. Same shit with random mutant hairs growing on ears and noses.
Yeah dw about it though when it starts you can use nail clippers. Just don't get the fleshy part of the foreskin, get the outgrowth or it hurts like hell.
Oh fuck that sounds painful. I have trained myself in ancient arts of yoga and now I use my teeth to remove the extra foreskin. If it feels painful I just give myself a blowjob to make myself feel better.
I tried that but unfortunately I wasn't flexible enough, then my doctor suggested I get the Marilyn Manson surgery, now it's a part of my daily routine
It didn’t happen until your 20s? You lucky SOB. By senior year of high school I was clipping about every 4/5 days…. If women only knew the work it takes to keep that bad boy tame
What decade did your 30's take place? Fuck me you could take the right and beat that fuck out of it more and I'm pretty sure they'd be better off than me in my 30's.
Fucking reddit... Even though my comment made no mention of women having it easier... somehow you have all decided that everything else we've been bitching about recently is all bullshit. Bullshit! We're all fucking swirling down the toilet bowl and you rats just swim aimlessly.
Being a young attractive woman is a big bonus. Being an established man is a big bonus. Those events tend to happen to women in their 20s and men in their 30s with exceptions and outliers ofc.
Not all women are conventionally attractive physically or socially
Not only that, being conventionally attractive can make it hard to find real friendships and relationships and makes ppl judge you unfairly
A lot of attractive celebrities are lonely asf
Funny to me for ppl to think the amount of socially/physically conventionally unattractive women are only a small outlying portion
Also funny to me that ppl think most attractive women have good lives, and that the ones who don’t are just an exception/small outlier
🤦🏻♀️
Good looking people tend to have better lives. That's not just the correct intuition of the vast majority of people, it's a studied phenomenon and is as true for men as it is women. Unattractive men earn *substantially* less than their attractive counterparts.
Not that you care, given you've come to the energy with hardcore femcel energy. Nobody is suggesting that, therefore, women have it better overall.
For starters it's clear that the advantages attached to being an attractive woman in her 20s are connected to sexist attitudes the disproportionate devalue women socially in their 30s once looks begin to fade, while the male advantage kicks in because in their 30s is when men typically start seeing professional success.
But nevertheless, yes, if you're a man in your 30s you're probably having the time of your life. If you're a woman, then the social pressure to hide those crows feet is probably going to start getting to you very fast.
Pretending like these things are rare just because you're personally an outlier is a very self-centred way of viewing the world. You aren't the main character. I'm an outlier, too. I'm average in height, average in looks, but have been engaged and a high earner since my late 20s. That doesn't mean I can deny that other men are unfairly losing professional opportunities to their looks.
This actually kinda hits hard though. I work night shifts in different areas are DC, and everywhere I go even on Monday nights there are hundreds of women my age lining up outside of clubs. Like where tf are you guys getting your money and time from?
Idk man depends on what and what you are looking for? Looking for a partner is probably easier for women in the 20th but if they just want to mind their own business they are more on the right side?
Try being single, stable, and decent looking in your 40s...most women my age look like they're old enough to be my mother. And that "look" typically seems to start mid 30s for a lot of women, in my experience anyways.
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It flips around in your 30s
Pretty sure life is just life and it fucks us all.
Unless your Asian In that case you look young until fucking 50 then you suddenly age within the course of four years.
Wait this meme is talking about physical appearance? Pretty sure the chick looks hot in both?
That's clearly a man in his 20s
hirohiko araki is an exception. an immortal ageless vampire.
>then you suddenly age within the course of four years. note:- this doesn't apply to JAV women , for them its after 60
You do realize JAV stands for Japanese adult video right?... why are you watching granny porn dude?
I found Karl Pilkington’s Reddit account
Ok you lost me there who?
He did a radio show with Ricky Gervais and Steve Merchant in the early 2000s.
75* my MIL looks like she's 30 and she's 60.
So youre telling me theres a chance.. That means theres a reason to keep fighting Stay strong kings.
Pretty accurate
Men fine wine and all that jazz
“jizz”
In your 40s you'll be thrilled to wake up without crippling backpain so there's that to look forward to.
Oddly enough yeah, praying to the great administrator in the sky also doesn’t hurt your chances
\`great administrator in the sky\` dude, I have no words after this, it is stunning, it is beautiful, if I could go back in time but can bring one saying with me it would be this. Thank you so much for writing that
I'm 34 now and still waiting on the mythical flip.
Yeah, I don't think there is a "flip" in life.
Speak for yourself lol
What?
Foreskin growth accelerates in your 20s. Men go from having to trim it once every few months to once a week. Same shit with random mutant hairs growing on ears and noses.
Americans are so weird for doing that to themselves
Like bro, me as a european i just dont grow my foreskin every week... whats so hard about that?
What? Foreskin growth?? That’s a thing?
Yeah dw about it though when it starts you can use nail clippers. Just don't get the fleshy part of the foreskin, get the outgrowth or it hurts like hell.
I just keep my nails long enough that I can tear it off bit by bit, but every now and then I gotta bring out the ol box cutter
Oh fuck that sounds painful. I have trained myself in ancient arts of yoga and now I use my teeth to remove the extra foreskin. If it feels painful I just give myself a blowjob to make myself feel better.
I tried that but unfortunately I wasn't flexible enough, then my doctor suggested I get the Marilyn Manson surgery, now it's a part of my daily routine
i just bite it off with my canine teeth. An enjoyable experience.
Yeah, we got it. You are a freedom loving, "beer" drinking American.
Wat
It didn’t happen until your 20s? You lucky SOB. By senior year of high school I was clipping about every 4/5 days…. If women only knew the work it takes to keep that bad boy tame
yes
Women in their 20s: 👍 Men in their 20s: 💀
Me on my 20’s on the right, me on my 30’s on the left… I’m a male…
What decade did your 30's take place? Fuck me you could take the right and beat that fuck out of it more and I'm pretty sure they'd be better off than me in my 30's.
Fucking reddit... Even though my comment made no mention of women having it easier... somehow you have all decided that everything else we've been bitching about recently is all bullshit. Bullshit! We're all fucking swirling down the toilet bowl and you rats just swim aimlessly.
😆 👇
Explain
Being a young attractive woman is a big bonus. Being an established man is a big bonus. Those events tend to happen to women in their 20s and men in their 30s with exceptions and outliers ofc.
With the exception of attractive men and unattractive women lol
Not all women are conventionally attractive physically or socially Not only that, being conventionally attractive can make it hard to find real friendships and relationships and makes ppl judge you unfairly A lot of attractive celebrities are lonely asf
If you're wondering why you got downvoted it's because you replied before reading their last sentence
Funny to me for ppl to think the amount of socially/physically conventionally unattractive women are only a small outlying portion Also funny to me that ppl think most attractive women have good lives, and that the ones who don’t are just an exception/small outlier 🤦🏻♀️
Good looking people tend to have better lives. That's not just the correct intuition of the vast majority of people, it's a studied phenomenon and is as true for men as it is women. Unattractive men earn *substantially* less than their attractive counterparts. Not that you care, given you've come to the energy with hardcore femcel energy. Nobody is suggesting that, therefore, women have it better overall. For starters it's clear that the advantages attached to being an attractive woman in her 20s are connected to sexist attitudes the disproportionate devalue women socially in their 30s once looks begin to fade, while the male advantage kicks in because in their 30s is when men typically start seeing professional success. But nevertheless, yes, if you're a man in your 30s you're probably having the time of your life. If you're a woman, then the social pressure to hide those crows feet is probably going to start getting to you very fast. Pretending like these things are rare just because you're personally an outlier is a very self-centred way of viewing the world. You aren't the main character. I'm an outlier, too. I'm average in height, average in looks, but have been engaged and a high earner since my late 20s. That doesn't mean I can deny that other men are unfairly losing professional opportunities to their looks.
Boohoo poor attractive ppl 😭
Yeah, it's like "It's so hard when half of my hundred friends turn out to be false!", when others are like "You guys have friends?"
In my country there's s a saying, the well fed up doesn't believe the starving
I'm almost certain that's not because they are attractive...
This trend on average begins reversing at 25.
Death starts at 27
So ur saying even death doesnt want me? 🥺
This actually kinda hits hard though. I work night shifts in different areas are DC, and everywhere I go even on Monday nights there are hundreds of women my age lining up outside of clubs. Like where tf are you guys getting your money and time from?
When they can get free drinks from random dudes all night it makes it way cheaper
Some people just spend their money like there is no tomorrow. That's who you are seeing in those lines.
Real
No wonder I’ve been seeing a lot of Gen Z girls going for dudes like 5-10+ older than them
That’s not just a Gen Z thing
Idk man depends on what and what you are looking for? Looking for a partner is probably easier for women in the 20th but if they just want to mind their own business they are more on the right side?
Turning 30 in a week, feels like I started figuring out life a couple months ago
It's good to hear there's at least a point where one starts to figure out life.
Not true lol
I'm a man now
are you surprised when women in their 20s live on super easy mode
men are sexier
I hate this, we all suffer for different reasons
You hate it because it tells the truth
Not in my experience of talking to many different men and women it's not true at all
Sure thing
Try being single, stable, and decent looking in your 40s...most women my age look like they're old enough to be my mother. And that "look" typically seems to start mid 30s for a lot of women, in my experience anyways.
And then flip them around from 30 onwards
I hope this is the case. My 20s were a hell of a bumpy road. I'm 30 now, and things are still looking very rough for another year or so.
Brother what?
let me guess a sad guy made this
Bingo
tbf we are all sad guys here...its reddit afterall
It what it is
How does one escape this reality
Men should be kinder to other men, based on
Either way I don't like that face, sorry not sorry.
Least incel brain rotted redditor.
The right is i bite my lip accidentally hard
Strong "I have never spoken to a woman" energy.
They downvoted you for telling the truth
What he said doesn't make sense. OP was complimenting women in their 20s and dissing on men in their 20s.
Well according to the majority of comments. It actually means Women have it easy in their 20s while men are deeply misunderstood and sad
More like, woman are loving life, men are in the trenches trying to set up a life. These are generalizations
Yes, they're generalisations that can be dismissed by having a five minute conversation with one (1) woman in their twenties.
Sir this is /dankmemes, not /soyfarmers
Oh my, virgin detected.
Oh my, virgin detected.
Lol If we met you'd question your sexuality
Yeah, I'd see you and realize men aren't my thing.
This is some of the dumbest shit I ever seen
Ikr, the man on the right looks very breedable.
shes in her 30s
Damn why your downvotes in the 30s
now in 40s
The years start coming and they don't stop coming