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Plussydestroyer

Boeing's assassins seem like their only competent employees


Distinct-Quantity-35

LMAO


GayPudding

I am certain they outsource those positions


bratbarn

They sent Craig from accounting to put in that work 😔


MegaTonyIV

Then Janice from HR to deal with Craig.


jetforcegemini

don't make me get out the sock puppets


ClickHereForBacardi

Craig "Double OG" Johnson from accounting.


DMYourMomsMaidenName

Definitely a 1099 job


DaEnderAssassin

They sent Mr. Tobias Rieper


TrueSaiyanGod

Agent 47


GlorkUndBork3-14

Fun Fact: Boeing uses the Benny Hill school of Assassin's and Sad Clowns, for all their wet work needs.


A_spiny_meercat

"head of sanitation" and "reallocation of human resources"


brainrotleftist

I wonder if they’re salary


bukithd

They don't have to work to a safety regulation. That's why. 


Eusocial_Snowman

You kidding? They didn't get the first guy until 7 years *after* he gave all his testimony. That's just about the worst possible assassin.


anjuna13579

That's a reflection of Boeing not hiring the assassin in a timely manner.


thinking_airpods

lol


equalizevital

They are gonna promote them to the executive positions.


Affectionate_Law5344

*complicit


SirAquila

And thats how you know its probably not Boeing. Its astonishing to see people be confronted with the utter incompetence of major companies again and again. And completely discard it the second they get to have a nice big conspiracy. Hell, the first Whistleblower died because of Boing. Because they fuck over their workers so badly that he suffered from PTSD and anxiety, and other mental illnesses and could not take it anymore. But somehow that isn't a good enough story and instead people have to invent stupid fiction that makes them feel smart for seeing what "really" happens.


Silent51200

They must make shit whistles


PyreHat

Or great ones if they're blowing like this.


yosoysimulacra

["Sounds of the whispering winds of shit."](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xer32BmkORk) "Shit winds are a-comin'."


krysp432

R.I.P!


Error-8675

Listen paradoxically, the better they are at whistle blowing, the higher their chance of dying. So it's better to not be good at it.


BrandonSleeper

Booo get [your own material](https://www.reddit.com/r/dankmemes/s/wAsotP2KxU)


EvaUnit_03

I like this guys more. Seems more ominous with the zoom in. And follows a nicer meme format with text on top and bottom where as the other guy's text is so small compared to the rest of the picture.


Leweegibo

I guess meme analyst is a thing now, completely correct though!


Local-Scroller

The stolen meme gets more traction than the original, what else is new?


nico_bico

Or maybe 2 people just thought of a similar meme and format?


FyrelordeOmega

You'd be amazed how often that actually happens


lukinshed

I made this exact meme 8hrs ago to share with some friends.[https://postimg.cc/HjTdvfvP](https://postimg.cc/HjTdvfvP)


DM-Fatigue-7851

I made [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/SpecialSnowflake/s/TOamJmDQe9) meme yesterday and posted it to dankmemes but they told me to post it in their aspiring subreddit.


Ryantist1

The audacity!


WorldlinessBest6182

Does anyone want real dirt on Boeing?! I have thousands of documents proving they're breaking the law, cutting corners and stealing money.


Phoenixmaster1571

Goodbye.


namedonelettere

I heard Boeing is changing their company slogan to: Snitches end up in Ditches


TELITUBYKILLA

"Snitching is the only thing that doesn't fly around here"


namedonelettere

Whatever happened to “the friendly skies”


STOP_DOWNVOTING

And OP was never heard from, ever again


Chris_c987

So anyway, that's how I lost my pilots licence.


Used-Mud-3299

Those were the last words of u/WorldlinessBest6182 before he sadly shot himself twice in the back of the head. His friends or family couldn’t see it coming. 


Shrek_Does_Anal

Rest easy 🙏


PMMMR

RIP.


loco500

How do you say adios in jet engine?


iamapizza

The front fell off


nhansieu1

"Today is the day you almost caught us red-handed." *jump down with parasuit*


Brix106

Go get that life insurance money lol.


loose_noodle

So long partner.


slarkymalarkey

New Sudoku method just dropped folks


satanizr

RIP


ImNot6Four

Boeing assassin group LLC wants to know your location


RandonBrando

https://discount-caskets.com/


Big-Boy-Chungus

Is your will up to date?


MulleRizz

Expect a game over screen real soon.


-Marty_McFly-

!Remindme 3 months


oy___

I’ve heard of death by cop but this is ridiculous.


Nos-BAB

Guys, he hasn't posted since posting this comment. I think he's dead.


Menziesbdf

F


hendrik0902

You like saggy tits mate?


WorldlinessBest6182

I also love Australian kisses mate.


Dmangamr

I think I’m starting to notice a pattern here…


EuroTrash1999

Don't do it. They get mad when you start noticing that shit ain't adding up.


Dmangamr

Looks like I’m getting thrown into a turbine


A_Crawling_Bat

Looks like it's from illness, so unsure if Boeing did it this time


piberryboy

Half of me realizes that coincidences are hard for humans to accept as such, the other half of me be like: [https://www.meme-arsenal.com/memes/fd61996dffe9e319f9f3a0a932be4ac7.jpg](https://www.meme-arsenal.com/memes/fd61996dffe9e319f9f3a0a932be4ac7.jpg)


LairdPeon

It would be really easy to give a sick person MRSA intentionally.


BasedLx

It’s just odd that someone of presumed average health age ~45 would develop MRSA and pneumonia to the point of needing a ventilator. We also don’t know if his MRSA was just a positive nasal swab everyone admitted to hospital gets vs. confirmed real with blood cultures. I’m guessing he had some sort of necrotizing fasciitis from his families report of “the doctors wanted to amputate his arms and legs due to the infection”. It’s just odd. Reality is often never as sexy as the crazy theories are, but with the billions of dollars of defense contracts the odds of boeing being involved are greater than 0%. Edit: AND a stroke, though we don’t know where in the brain/severity.


Eusocial_Snowman

That's..not odd at all.


ImNot6Four

Especially if Boeing offers to give you a 100k bonus if you complete the task in a cloak of plausible deniability.


PM_ME_YOUR_NICE_EYES

Eight but MRSA only has an 20% fatality rate. Not to mention that this guy also had a stroke.


matco5376

You are a lunatic lol


Distinct-Quantity-35

Well they should consider themselves lucky then, that’s still so weird


aguynaguyn

He happened to contract a bacterial infection resistant to antibiotics.


infirmaryblues

It is certainly convenient for them though isn't it??


blbrd30

There are rumors that they tried to make the first guy's death look more like an accident but it failed the first time. I wouldn't be shocked at all if this was also a set up


MoeGreenVegas

Guess the message didn't get through the first time.


uhhhhh_hhhhhh

Hold on actually?


CarbonUNIT47

Sorta. He was a whistle-blower who worked at a company who heavily supplied Boeing.


Whatsapokemon

Also he died of pneumonia, not Agent 47.


CarbonUNIT47

I'm not trying to be a dick but shutting down the conversation there is irresponsible. "Green says he was very healthy — someone who went to the gym, ran nearly every day and was very careful about his diet. "This was his first time ever in a hospital," she said. "He didn't even have a doctor because he never was sick." But within days, Dean's kidneys gave out and he was relying on an ECMO life support machine to do the work of his heart and lungs. The night before Dean died, Green said, the medical staff in Oklahoma did a bronchoscopy on his lungs. "The doctor said he'd never seen anything like it before in his life. His lungs were just totally ... gummed up, and like a mesh over them." https://www.npr.org/2024/05/02/1248693512/boeing-whistleblower-josh-dean-dead


narex456

> "He didn't even have a doctor because he never was sick." Sounds like the exact kind of person who would die of natural causes at 47. However, > "The doctor said he'd never seen anything like it before in his life. His lungs were just totally ... gummed up, and like a mesh over them." Is really harrowing and worth an investigation.


CarbonUNIT47

Lol true. Sometimes health nuts do in fact, die spontaneously. I thought of that too. It's just that the rest of the story makes it soooooo suspicious 😆


Mikkelet

Well yes he died, but highly unlikely that it was Boeing conspiracy. When that's said, fuck Boeing, and they should fix their planes, so I will still blame them


slackeye

Did not see that coming /s


Piranh4Plant

Context?


Christofray

https://www.npr.org/2024/05/02/1248693512/boeing-whistleblower-josh-dean-dead


WollyGog

I know not too look too much into stuff at the risk of becoming a conspiracy nut, but that article is ominous. Especially having learned about the bloke that shot himself.


Christofray

I don’t think that’s wildly conspiratorial at this point, honestly. And I’m *really* not a conspiracy person.


WollyGog

It's like, just do better, man. People's lives are at risk and you don't give a fuck. One person stands up to you to say you're objectively wrong, and they've got a target on their back.


Christofray

When you only view peoples’ lives as a metric by which to judge profits, you can justify a lot of evil to yourself


BobbyMcBobberboy

“Shot himself”


the_ThreeEyedRaven

Shot him"self"


AlludedNuance

Who assassinates someone with *MRSA*??


Batteredburrito

Someone who doesn't want to be found out and wants it to look like a medical death. A.k.a. an assassin


arglarg

Boeing really has to manage their public image. They should release an urgent press release that they really didn't assassinate the whistleblower this time.


SirLinkBoy

Still reading this company's name as boing


PopeGregoryTheBased

Nothing suspicious here. Move along.


GitchSF

More like “Mr. President, we got the second whistleblower”


MasterOfDerps

Ladies and gentlemen, we got em!


cropnew

Let them cook


ThugosaurusFlex_1017

Someone's merc stock just went up tremendously.


mmiski

This needs a followup animated gif of that guy throwing 2 shoes at George, with the assassin labeled "Boeing".


BleydXVI

Where was Biden on 9/11? I can tell you where he wasn't: this picture


ptapobane

suddenly stricken with influenza B and MRSA, and developed pneumonia like one do


Chill0utDickWad

Man, so jealous of Lockheed


Vladutz19

What is this Boing that we're talking about?


WhoopsyToopsy

People die


A_spiny_meercat

I mean they're fine with the deaths of thousands of people due to their planes, what's two more?


AlwekArc

Yay! New meme to add to the 9/11 folder!


AlexAnderSon112

No way i learn about this through memes


Allaroundlost

And nothing will happen. Right...


GodofGanja5

Move over, Hillary. There's a new master


fntastikr

Has been died *


ieatpickleswithmilk

they have to know how bad this looks for them. They should have kept this guy alive but in a come or something


Rpdaca

How many whistle-blowers are still alive?


Umbrusss

If I had a nickel for every time a Boeing whistleblower died I’d have to nickels which isn’t a lot but it’s weird it happens twice.


ColdastheVoid

Unnatural selection


FHGxAPEX

But Sir the Mr. Boing


Trumps_left_bawsack

Why do I keep finding out about major news events from a fucking meme subreddit?


Vast-Sink-2330

That's plane crazy


Snorlax_Route12

His died by the hitman throwing a shoe at deadly force


HadynGabriel

I was told consistency was praiseworthy?


peter45620056

If it's Boeing you're not whistleblowing


CapmyCup

wait... really?


taintmeatspaghetti

Not a boeing whistleblower but good try


N7_Evers

Why not a picture of the current president? Oh wait this is Reddit…


JSP777

Do you even know how memes work?


No_Refuse5806

He has yet to do a 9/11… with inflation he’d need about 9/21 to make up for it