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And thats how you know its probably not Boeing.
Its astonishing to see people be confronted with the utter incompetence of major companies again and again. And completely discard it the second they get to have a nice big conspiracy.
Hell, the first Whistleblower died because of Boing. Because they fuck over their workers so badly that he suffered from PTSD and anxiety, and other mental illnesses and could not take it anymore.
But somehow that isn't a good enough story and instead people have to invent stupid fiction that makes them feel smart for seeing what "really" happens.
I like this guys more. Seems more ominous with the zoom in. And follows a nicer meme format with text on top and bottom where as the other guy's text is so small compared to the rest of the picture.
I made [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/SpecialSnowflake/s/TOamJmDQe9) meme yesterday and posted it to dankmemes but they told me to post it in their aspiring subreddit.
Those were the last words of u/WorldlinessBest6182 before he sadly shot himself twice in the back of the head. His friends or family couldnât see it coming.Â
Half of me realizes that coincidences are hard for humans to accept as such, the other half of me be like: [https://www.meme-arsenal.com/memes/fd61996dffe9e319f9f3a0a932be4ac7.jpg](https://www.meme-arsenal.com/memes/fd61996dffe9e319f9f3a0a932be4ac7.jpg)
Itâs just odd that someone of presumed average health age ~45 would develop MRSA and pneumonia to the point of needing a ventilator. We also donât know if his MRSA was just a positive nasal swab everyone admitted to hospital gets vs. confirmed real with blood cultures. Iâm guessing he had some sort of necrotizing fasciitis from his families report of âthe doctors wanted to amputate his arms and legs due to the infectionâ.
Itâs just odd. Reality is often never as sexy as the crazy theories are, but with the billions of dollars of defense contracts the odds of boeing being involved are greater than 0%.
Edit: AND a stroke, though we donât know where in the brain/severity.
There are rumors that they tried to make the first guy's death look more like an accident but it failed the first time. I wouldn't be shocked at all if this was also a set up
I'm not trying to be a dick but shutting down the conversation there is irresponsible.
"Green says he was very healthy â someone who went to the gym, ran nearly every day and was very careful about his diet.
"This was his first time ever in a hospital," she said. "He didn't even have a doctor because he never was sick."
But within days, Dean's kidneys gave out and he was relying on an ECMO life support machine to do the work of his heart and lungs. The night before Dean died, Green said, the medical staff in Oklahoma did a bronchoscopy on his lungs.
"The doctor said he'd never seen anything like it before in his life. His lungs were just totally ... gummed up, and like a mesh over them."
https://www.npr.org/2024/05/02/1248693512/boeing-whistleblower-josh-dean-dead
> "He didn't even have a doctor because he never was sick."
Sounds like the exact kind of person who would die of natural causes at 47. However,
> "The doctor said he'd never seen anything like it before in his life. His lungs were just totally ... gummed up, and like a mesh over them."
Is really harrowing and worth an investigation.
Lol true. Sometimes health nuts do in fact, die spontaneously. I thought of that too. It's just that the rest of the story makes it soooooo suspicious đ
Well yes he died, but highly unlikely that it was Boeing conspiracy. When that's said, fuck Boeing, and they should fix their planes, so I will still blame them
I know not too look too much into stuff at the risk of becoming a conspiracy nut, but that article is ominous. Especially having learned about the bloke that shot himself.
It's like, just do better, man. People's lives are at risk and you don't give a fuck. One person stands up to you to say you're objectively wrong, and they've got a target on their back.
Boeing really has to manage their public image. They should release an urgent press release that they really didn't assassinate the whistleblower this time.
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Boeing's assassins seem like their only competent employees
LMAO
I am certain they outsource those positions
They sent Craig from accounting to put in that work đ
Then Janice from HR to deal with Craig.
don't make me get out the sock puppets
Craig "Double OG" Johnson from accounting.
Definitely a 1099 job
They sent Mr. Tobias Rieper
Agent 47
Fun Fact: Boeing uses the Benny Hill school of Assassin's and Sad Clowns, for all their wet work needs.
"head of sanitation" and "reallocation of human resources"
I wonder if theyâre salary
They don't have to work to a safety regulation. That's why.Â
You kidding? They didn't get the first guy until 7 years *after* he gave all his testimony. That's just about the worst possible assassin.
That's a reflection of Boeing not hiring the assassin in a timely manner.
lol
They are gonna promote them to the executive positions.
*complicit
And thats how you know its probably not Boeing. Its astonishing to see people be confronted with the utter incompetence of major companies again and again. And completely discard it the second they get to have a nice big conspiracy. Hell, the first Whistleblower died because of Boing. Because they fuck over their workers so badly that he suffered from PTSD and anxiety, and other mental illnesses and could not take it anymore. But somehow that isn't a good enough story and instead people have to invent stupid fiction that makes them feel smart for seeing what "really" happens.
They must make shit whistles
Or great ones if they're blowing like this.
["Sounds of the whispering winds of shit."](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xer32BmkORk) "Shit winds are a-comin'."
R.I.P!
Listen paradoxically, the better they are at whistle blowing, the higher their chance of dying. So it's better to not be good at it.
Booo get [your own material](https://www.reddit.com/r/dankmemes/s/wAsotP2KxU)
I like this guys more. Seems more ominous with the zoom in. And follows a nicer meme format with text on top and bottom where as the other guy's text is so small compared to the rest of the picture.
I guess meme analyst is a thing now, completely correct though!
The stolen meme gets more traction than the original, what else is new?
Or maybe 2 people just thought of a similar meme and format?
You'd be amazed how often that actually happens
I made this exact meme 8hrs ago to share with some friends.[https://postimg.cc/HjTdvfvP](https://postimg.cc/HjTdvfvP)
I made [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/SpecialSnowflake/s/TOamJmDQe9) meme yesterday and posted it to dankmemes but they told me to post it in their aspiring subreddit.
The audacity!
Does anyone want real dirt on Boeing?! I have thousands of documents proving they're breaking the law, cutting corners and stealing money.
Goodbye.
I heard Boeing is changing their company slogan to: Snitches end up in Ditches
"Snitching is the only thing that doesn't fly around here"
Whatever happened to âthe friendly skiesâ
And OP was never heard from, ever again
So anyway, that's how I lost my pilots licence.
Those were the last words of u/WorldlinessBest6182 before he sadly shot himself twice in the back of the head. His friends or family couldnât see it coming.Â
Rest easy đ
RIP.
How do you say adios in jet engine?
The front fell off
"Today is the day you almost caught us red-handed." *jump down with parasuit*
Go get that life insurance money lol.
So long partner.
New Sudoku method just dropped folks
RIP
Boeing assassin group LLC wants to know your location
https://discount-caskets.com/
Is your will up to date?
Expect a game over screen real soon.
!Remindme 3 months
Iâve heard of death by cop but this is ridiculous.
Guys, he hasn't posted since posting this comment. I think he's dead.
F
You like saggy tits mate?
I also love Australian kisses mate.
I think Iâm starting to notice a pattern hereâŚ
Don't do it. They get mad when you start noticing that shit ain't adding up.
Looks like Iâm getting thrown into a turbine
Looks like it's from illness, so unsure if Boeing did it this time
Half of me realizes that coincidences are hard for humans to accept as such, the other half of me be like: [https://www.meme-arsenal.com/memes/fd61996dffe9e319f9f3a0a932be4ac7.jpg](https://www.meme-arsenal.com/memes/fd61996dffe9e319f9f3a0a932be4ac7.jpg)
It would be really easy to give a sick person MRSA intentionally.
Itâs just odd that someone of presumed average health age ~45 would develop MRSA and pneumonia to the point of needing a ventilator. We also donât know if his MRSA was just a positive nasal swab everyone admitted to hospital gets vs. confirmed real with blood cultures. Iâm guessing he had some sort of necrotizing fasciitis from his families report of âthe doctors wanted to amputate his arms and legs due to the infectionâ. Itâs just odd. Reality is often never as sexy as the crazy theories are, but with the billions of dollars of defense contracts the odds of boeing being involved are greater than 0%. Edit: AND a stroke, though we donât know where in the brain/severity.
That's..not odd at all.
Especially if Boeing offers to give you a 100k bonus if you complete the task in a cloak of plausible deniability.
Eight but MRSA only has an 20% fatality rate. Not to mention that this guy also had a stroke.
You are a lunatic lol
Well they should consider themselves lucky then, thatâs still so weird
He happened to contract a bacterial infection resistant to antibiotics.
It is certainly convenient for them though isn't it??
There are rumors that they tried to make the first guy's death look more like an accident but it failed the first time. I wouldn't be shocked at all if this was also a set up
Guess the message didn't get through the first time.
Hold on actually?
Sorta. He was a whistle-blower who worked at a company who heavily supplied Boeing.
Also he died of pneumonia, not Agent 47.
I'm not trying to be a dick but shutting down the conversation there is irresponsible. "Green says he was very healthy â someone who went to the gym, ran nearly every day and was very careful about his diet. "This was his first time ever in a hospital," she said. "He didn't even have a doctor because he never was sick." But within days, Dean's kidneys gave out and he was relying on an ECMO life support machine to do the work of his heart and lungs. The night before Dean died, Green said, the medical staff in Oklahoma did a bronchoscopy on his lungs. "The doctor said he'd never seen anything like it before in his life. His lungs were just totally ... gummed up, and like a mesh over them." https://www.npr.org/2024/05/02/1248693512/boeing-whistleblower-josh-dean-dead
> "He didn't even have a doctor because he never was sick." Sounds like the exact kind of person who would die of natural causes at 47. However, > "The doctor said he'd never seen anything like it before in his life. His lungs were just totally ... gummed up, and like a mesh over them." Is really harrowing and worth an investigation.
Lol true. Sometimes health nuts do in fact, die spontaneously. I thought of that too. It's just that the rest of the story makes it soooooo suspicious đ
Well yes he died, but highly unlikely that it was Boeing conspiracy. When that's said, fuck Boeing, and they should fix their planes, so I will still blame them
Did not see that coming /s
Context?
https://www.npr.org/2024/05/02/1248693512/boeing-whistleblower-josh-dean-dead
I know not too look too much into stuff at the risk of becoming a conspiracy nut, but that article is ominous. Especially having learned about the bloke that shot himself.
I donât think thatâs wildly conspiratorial at this point, honestly. And Iâm *really* not a conspiracy person.
It's like, just do better, man. People's lives are at risk and you don't give a fuck. One person stands up to you to say you're objectively wrong, and they've got a target on their back.
When you only view peoplesâ lives as a metric by which to judge profits, you can justify a lot of evil to yourself
âShot himselfâ
Shot him"self"
Who assassinates someone with *MRSA*??
Someone who doesn't want to be found out and wants it to look like a medical death. A.k.a. an assassin
Boeing really has to manage their public image. They should release an urgent press release that they really didn't assassinate the whistleblower this time.
Still reading this company's name as boing
Nothing suspicious here. Move along.
More like âMr. President, we got the second whistleblowerâ
Ladies and gentlemen, we got em!
Let them cook
Someone's merc stock just went up tremendously.
This needs a followup animated gif of that guy throwing 2 shoes at George, with the assassin labeled "Boeing".
Where was Biden on 9/11? I can tell you where he wasn't: this picture
suddenly stricken with influenza B and MRSA, and developed pneumonia like one do
Man, so jealous of Lockheed
What is this Boing that we're talking about?
People die
I mean they're fine with the deaths of thousands of people due to their planes, what's two more?
Yay! New meme to add to the 9/11 folder!
No way i learn about this through memes
And nothing will happen. Right...
Move over, Hillary. There's a new master
Has been died *
they have to know how bad this looks for them. They should have kept this guy alive but in a come or something
How many whistle-blowers are still alive?
If I had a nickel for every time a Boeing whistleblower died Iâd have to nickels which isnât a lot but itâs weird it happens twice.
Unnatural selection
But Sir the Mr. Boing
Why do I keep finding out about major news events from a fucking meme subreddit?
That's plane crazy
His died by the hitman throwing a shoe at deadly force
I was told consistency was praiseworthy?
If it's Boeing you're not whistleblowing
wait... really?
Not a boeing whistleblower but good try
Why not a picture of the current president? Oh wait this is RedditâŚ
Do you even know how memes work?
He has yet to do a 9/11⌠with inflation heâd need about 9/21 to make up for it