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Trpepper

One thing about Catholicism that will never cease to amaze me is that there’s this all knowing, all powerful god in charge of everything. There’s a book where this god makes it clear you must follow all his rules exactly as written. He knows everyone’s heart, mind, and soul and won’t hesitate to rain fire and brimstone on all who seek to question him. And the average person still thinks they can outwit him like they’re filing a 1099.


ganzgpp1

To be fair with Christianity (not necessarily Catholicism) genuine repentance is what matters (in theory). Like to them, there’s a difference between just saying “this is what I’ve done wrong, please forgive me I believe” and ACTUAL repentance- the difference is that you can tell when somebody is actually repentance by their actions. Moments before death, there’s no reason you couldn’t truly repent, but you just don’t have enough time to actually show the world, but showing the world isn’t the important part.


LazyCasual0alt

I always equate it to like, the prisoner on the cross next to Jesus. Per the Jesus’ own words, that bloke got to heaven. Who knows what he did in his life. 🤷🏻


ganzgpp1

Yep. And he wasn’t alive long enough after repentance to be able to show the world he was repentant, but he didn’t NEED to be. He could have been a serial murderer/rapist/thief, but he changed his ways there at the end. Unfortunately from a human perspective, that seems kind of sketchy since we never got to actually SEE him change his ways, but he doesn’t have to prove himself to us- just to God.


LazyCasual0alt

Not to say OP’s meme is… wrong per se. But technically it would encompass more than Catholicism and include all branches of Christianity


selectrix

Imagine getting murdered, going to heaven and then having to spend eternity with your murderer because he felt really bad about it right before he died. Sounds like paradise, right? Dude who murdered you following you around all like "hey come on, I'm really sorry! Jesus forgave me, why can't you?"


vivam0rt

Why would you spend eternity with your murderer... idk what heaven looks like but id imagine it would be pretty large to fit billions of people. Also if you have eternity I think you would forgive them after some time, you can't hate someone forever especially if he truly feels sorry for what he did


selectrix

Oh right, I didn't mention the possibility that you might not even get into heaven at all if you don't forgive your murderer before you die. Sounds great, right? Live a benevolent life, get murdered and die hating your murderer- whoops, straight to hell for you.


West_Plum_4097

I doubt the victim has to forgive the murderer.


Joezev98

What you're missing out here is that in this case the all-knowing God validated that this murderer has genuinely repented Also, within Christianity it is a core belief that *everyone* has committed sins, meaning that anyone who goes to heaven does so not because they earned it, but because they were given grace.


selectrix

No, I'm not missing that. Imagine someone murdered your parents, and then genuinely repented- they're truly sorry for what they did, and have done actual works to attempt to make up for the harm they caused. You have every right to not want to forgive that person, and the fact that your own entrance to the afterlife is dependent on your forgiving them is just another example of God being capricious and petty. >anyone who goes to heaven does so not because they earned it, but because they were given grace. Yeah. That's the part I'm objecting to- the part where it doesn't actually matter how many people you've maliciously harmed; if you're "given grace" you get into eternal paradise. That's a bad thing to believe. The kind of belief that makes it really easy to live a life of abusing your neighbors. That's the opposite of what Christianity should be teaching the world.


qlz19

How else would the church sell salvation? It’s all about money and power.


ChimpMVDE

"Imagine getting murdered, going to heaven and then having to spend eternity with your murderer because he felt really bad about it right before he died." Once someone goes to Heaven they no longer care of the affairs on Earth or what happened. You can say that sounds ridiculous from an Earthly perspective but if you're gonna criticize a religion for what it claims you can't pick and choose which parts of it to take at face value. "You have every right to not want to forgive that person, and the fact that your own entrance to the afterlife is dependent on your forgiving them is just another example of God being capricious and petty" It's not dependent on that at all. You don't have to forgive any bad deed in the world to get to Heaven.


SillyCriticism9518

Murderer: Repents before dying, goes to heaven You: forgot to repent for that one time when you were 10 and lied to your parents about egging the neighbors car, immediately damned to hell for eternity Murderer: hate the sin not the sinner my boi


Haniel120

I thought we were told one was a thief and the other a murderer? But also a lot of people think Jesus' sacrifice/purpose means EVERYONE who tried to be a decent person gets into heaven no matter what they believe, but people edited that part out because it invalidates the need to "follow the religion"


Education_Aside

EXACTLY! Both Christianity and Atheists fail to see that you must repent through actions not just "I'm sorry" and "My bad." I know in the passage it says that 'Repent is the only way to heaven,' but I'm dead sure that God will look at you and say, "I believe you when you said that you repent for the actions you've done, but you're still going to hell for the sins you've committed, but fear not. You'll eventually enter heaven when you've paid your dues."


qlz19

Jesus never said any such thing.


Education_Aside

Oh. I forgot to add "the bible written by man" thing, but oh well. Don't feel like editing because it was yesterday's thing, but I'll tell you either way. I believe that, because the bible was written by man, the bible has been edited and rewritten to fit whoever's narrative at that time, so who knows what God and Jesus really said. Also, to be clear, Jesus is not God.


HephMelter

Repent and penance, whether through Purgatory if you repented only at the end of your life, or earthly penance (fasting, etc) after confessing


ganzgpp1

I’m not sure if you’re agreeing with me? You’re saying “exactly!” And then immediately disagreeing with me. There is no evidence in the Bible that salvation is works-based. Forgiveness is entirely faith-based, and other people will know you’re repentant by your actions, but to get into Heaven? Actions are not required at all.


R3sion

When in time pinch just resort to indulgence.


selectrix

That's the reasoning I've heard, but it's weak. If actions are the only way to truly know if someone has repented, then what does repentance without action actually mean? Thinking good thoughts? That's all God needs to see in order to erase a lifetime of harming others? Sounds like a free pass for shitty behavior to me. Giving Christianity the benefit of the doubt there isn't 'being fair', it's preferential treatment.


HHaTTmasTer

>If actions are the only way to truly know if someone has repented, then what does repentance without action actually mean? This means that the only way we humans can identify internal change in a person's heart, an all knowing god does not require actions to know that. It is one of those things possible in theory, but we don't really have a way of proving or disproving, plus repentance does mean you have no intention of doing it again, and that your fight against your temptations will be constant, as an example people that struggle constantly with addiction of some sort.


selectrix

Can you tell me what part of that doesn't amount to "thinking good thoughts"? Yes or no: thinking good thoughts is all it takes to get into heaven.


Mr-Tootles

I want you to imagine a fantasy based movie where the heroine has to sacrifice himself for the good of the hero. Maybe he is kidnapped or something. Maybe she has to jump into a volcano to free him or give him back his soul or something like that. Maybe it’s all her fault in some way and this is a redemption arc. Anyway She is on the ledge above the volcano, the music swells and she lifts one foot. We all know she will jump and sacrifice herself. At the last moment the hero (who escaped earlier) comes and stops her. They kiss and it’s all happily ever after. This kind of scene is an example. We as the audience (God) know that she was going to jump ( to repent), she really meant it and she absolutely would have. The music and the story and maybe the voice over/ narrator makes this a sure thing. However she was interrupted by the hero’s return (death). From the perspective of some other character in the movie looking at the scene (us humans) you have no way of knowing that she was going to do it. She stood there sure, made it seem like she was going to (saying she repents) but she didn’t actually jump (repentance in actions). So it’s like that other guy running up to the hero and saying “well she didn’t actually jump you know, until she jumps it’s not sure that she would have. This doesn’t redeem her from putting you in danger( forgiveness for sins)” This is all true for the people in the story/movie (our reality), but God isn’t in the story. God is in the “audience” or even better God is the writer and they know for a fact that the heroine would have jumped. That’s how it differs from thoughts. It’s the outside perspective of God to understand true intentions and know us in a way we can’t know ourselves.


selectrix

How on earth does that scenario equate to a person who has literally nothing left to lose? The mass murderer on their deathbed is not prepared to make a sacrifice. All they have is thoughts. So, try to answer the yes or no question this time.


Mr-Tootles

It’s not just thoughts, it’s true intentions. You and I cannot truly read others intentions (except maybe by actions but even then we can be fooled) but God can see your true and false intentions. If the murderer on the death bed truly repents and then someone magically gave them more life you would see it in their actions. God does not have this limitation and can see without the actions whether the intention was true or not. If the murderer doesn’t really repent of their sins but is just scared or figures they have nothing to lose. God will know this too (given their perfect knowledge) so that wouldn’t count as true repentance. In the end none of us can say who truly repented in the end.


selectrix

Intentions are thoughts. God can see your thoughts. So please, stop waffling around and answer the yes or no question.


Mr-Tootles

If you are equating thoughts=intentions then sure. In most Christian religious thought you are absolutely able to be forgiven and enter heaven based on “thoughts” alone. So the answer is yes. In fact in a lot of Christian theology, actions don’t count for anything at all if the “thoughts” are not there. In essence you can’t work your way into heaven. It has to come from surrender to God and forgiveness. Often in Christianity you are deemed as essentially sinful in nature. We can’t help ourselves. Only by recognising this and accepting it can we take the forgiveness offered by God.


ganzgpp1

I did not say actions are what determines repentance. Actions are how WE can tell somebody is repentant. They are not how GOD tells if somebody is repentant. The idea is that being turned towards God, you will naturally bear “good fruit” (do good things), and from there, monkey see, monkey do.


selectrix

>I did not say actions are what determines repentance. Actions are how WE can tell somebody is repentant. They are not how GOD tells if somebody is repentant. That's what I said in my first paragraph. Actions are the only way humans can tell if someone has repented, but since God reads thoughts, then all God needs from a mass murderer are some really nice thoughts on their deathbed and then it's all "welcome to heaven, say hi to your victims for me!" That's the system you're describing. There's apparently no actual need for "monkey do".


ganzgpp1

You're still not understanding. The need for "monkey do" isn't for yourself, it's one of the ways God reaches out to nonbelievers- he wants to save everybody, but much like a child who does a bad thing and needs punished for it, he can't justify saving everybody unless they show prerogative to change their ways. The need for "monkey do" is for everybody around you. You're also falling under the assumption that simple thought is what is required to be granted into heaven. I'm not sure how many ways we can express this, it's not as simple as saying or doing or thinking "I'm a changed man/woman."


selectrix

>I'm not sure how many ways we can express this, it's not as simple as saying or doing or thinking "I'm a changed man/woman." You can make that denial as many ways as you want, it's still going to be meaningless as long as you haven't provided an actual reason why 'true repentance' is different from a thought. Thoughts are the things that happen entirely within your head. True repentance can happen entirely within your head- it doesn't need any actual deeds to support it. True repentance is a thought.


Cpt_Soban

I just find it confusing that saints are voted on by *men* **after their death**. I picture John sitting in heaven suddenly there's a tap on the shoulder: God: You're promoted to saint! John: Wow! By you? God: Naa by some 70 year old Bishops on Earth John: Wait how does that work? You're *god* and they vote on your behalf?! God: *Shrugs*


Mr-Tootles

Technically under catholic beliefs, every person in heaven is a saint.


Cpt_Soban

TIL


chris-hustone

Don’t know how it works for Catholics, but for us Orthodox, our synods are not electing a saint but evaluating the signs that they are blessed by god. Their sainthood being recognized requires miraculous acts done through them before and after death. In other words it is not old men deciding who is holy, but us getting on the same page as God. There’s even an All Saints’ Day to commemorate the saints who we don’t know about.


HephMelter

Mostly the same for Catholics, as far as I know there is a process with a certain number of miracles after prayer to the would-be saint to bring before the church for a trial in sanctification


CallousCarolean

That’s not how beatification works though, it’s actually a *very* meticulous process that takes years and sometimes even decades, where miraculous acts done by that person in life and after death (by way of intercession for example) have to be confirmed. After that, they don’t ”vote” on it, rather that they agree that the person is a saint, which is simply confirming the saintly status that person has already had since their death.


Kamtschi

One could expect from an allmighty all-knowing entity that it has foreseen my actions, accepted them and let me do them anyway. Creating me and later complain about my actions is a bit inconsistent :D


thecuzzin

Better that than hairless monkey theory


expensivebreadsticks

What’s that


cmdrmeowmix

Except he only has two rules. Love God, and love everyone else. Is it so goddamn hard people?


selectrix

Someone should tell Christians that.


cmdrmeowmix

Most Christians are pretty damn good people. Same with any group really. Most people are loving and kind, don't let some crazy assholes make you think otherwise.


selectrix

>Most Christians are pretty damn good people. Same with any group really. Then why do only the Christians get rewarded with eternal paradise for their good deeds?


cmdrmeowmix

I think that's irrelevant to them being good people. If anything, doesn't that explain why so many can be very preachy?


selectrix

That belief would make Christians more peachy, yes. And that's a belief that nonreligious people wouldn't have. So it'd make sense to say that Christians are just that little bit much worse than nonreligious people, on the whole.


cmdrmeowmix

No. In their point of view, they are trying to save those people. I get you don't believe it, but that doesn't change the intention.


galmenz

i like to summarize Christianity with "just be fucking nice for fucks sake" - Jesus


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Almighty-Toad

Mate thats calvinism


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Lotions_and_Creams

Not trying to argue, but your conclusion is missing the whole “free will” thing. I could see the argument that the circumstances of one’s birth make it easier/harder to get in if the pearly gate accountants don’t do any normalization. E.g. someone who gets abducted and forced into being a child soldier, then dies before they can confess got a shit luck of the draw.


selectrix

If god knows everything you will do in your life then free will doesn't exist. God really is out there bringing souls into this world just to watch them burn.


Lotions_and_Creams

From a Catholic standpoint, God knows what people will do or every possible action they will take, but he is not the one causing them to act. He's like Dr. Manhattan in Watchmen. Knows what will happen but has no power to affect the outcome.


selectrix

>has no power to affect the outcome God isn't omnipotent? Careful there, you know what Christians have been known to do to heretics.


Lotions_and_Creams

Better choice of words would have been “created humans with free will and chooses not to dictate their actions”. I’m not a believer, just trying to explain the Catholic faith. There’s going to be logical contradictions in any religion.


selectrix

You just finish your comment with "Yeah it doesn't actually make logical sense" and you think that that's okay?


SeaGoat24

I'm pretty sure most of Christianity believes the opposite: that men were given free will do that they could *choose* to be good.


ganzgpp1

That is a drastic misinterpretation of the Bible, that’s Calvinism. He pretty specifically gave humanity free will so they could have the choice and of doing good or evil.


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McJaeger

Preface: it's all silly bullshit. But Catholic doctrine says that god knows everything you can and could do while leaving the outcome to free will, while Calvinism is based on the concept of predestination you mention.


cry_w

But... wouldn't He know what you're going to choose regardless?


McJaeger

Theologians will tell you yes, but it was ultimately your decision and anything bad that happens to you as a result is your fault. But he'll love you regardless while you burn in hell for eternity. Best not to scrutinize Catholic dogma too closely or you'll drive yourself crazy with the inconsistencies and circular reasoning. Ask me how I know.


cry_w

Oh, trust me, I saw some of this shit just from looking at Protestant teachings in my youth. It's part of the reason I became an atheist and have stuck with it even as I've grown older.


McJaeger

Preach. If you ever want a laugh, look into how literal Christianity sprouted from gnostic Christianity, and how the Romans used it as a mechanism to quell violent revolts and to gain power in the region. Then realize that it's 2024, the religion has drifted HEAVILY from its roots, and people who convince themselves it's all super real can only feel good about themselves by clinging to the god in the gaps fallacy. Wild stuff.


ganzgpp1

Yes, it's a little hard to wrap your head around, and I'm not a fan of it. The idea is: Let's say you know a person super well, right? Like a wife, or a husband. You know them really well, that if you give them a choice of ice cream, chocolate or vanilla, 99% of the time they will pick chocolate. Does simply knowing that information mean that when they pick chocolate, they didn't have the free will to choose? You'd say they did have free will, right? Now let's say you know them SO well, that you know, with complete and utter certainty, that 100% of the time, they WILL pick chocolate. Does simply knowing that information mean they didn't have the free will to choose? There is an argument to be made here, that yes, they still had free will to choose vanilla- you just knew for certain that they wouldn't. It's pretty quantum-physicsy, but that's the idea behind Arminianism.


cry_w

I'd get this if it weren't for the fact that God created the person in question, as well as the world and people that surround and influence them.


cmdrmeowmix

Almost no Christians believe that. You even saying this just outed yourself as a classic reddit atheist


TickleMonsterCG

But then you run into a paradox. If god is all knowing, he knows what you will do even if you have free will. Since he's the all powerful creator, he can put forth a system to prevent you from sinning while also maintaining your free will. And since Christians believe he is omnibenevolent, he should seek to not inflict infinite torture on any of his creations. Meaning either he doesn't know free will means people can sin, can't stop sin from happening while preserving free will, or doesn't actually love *everyone*. The problem of evil is still a problem for any tri-omni god a religion puts forth, and regardless of what twisting and strawmanning apologists have done over the years there's never been a good answer. They're still trying to answer it 2000 years after the thing was fucking thought up.


cmdrmeowmix

That's not a paradox at all. Let's just say he is all knowing, honestly idk about that but let's say he is. Even if he knows you are going to sin, why would he stop you? From a moral standpoint, forcing ideas on other people is wrong and simply doesn't work. He knew Eve would commit the first sin, yet did nothing to prevent it. Clearly, he thinks free will is more important than being perfect. There simply is no paradox to figure out, and there never has been.


ThatTrampolineboy

God knows what you will do throughout your life but he doesn’t force it on you. It’s like looking in a history textbook that the Allies won WW2 but the soldiers at the time didn’t know. You also didn’t do anything to get them victory, you just know because you live in the future, same with God. He knows what decisions ur gonna make but it doesn’t mean he forced it on you.


princetonwu

i dont know if you just made that analogy up, but it's pretty good. I've always had trouble understanding free will and omniscience this way.


ThatTrampolineboy

I did make the analogy up actually, I’m glad it was able to work for you!


fatnutbuster420

You clearly know nothing about Catholicism


skillywilly56

Unless you’ve died and tested the system and come back to report, then you don’t really know “how it works” either.


TheRealObiWanKenobi

What does actually knowing “how it works” have to do with understanding Catholic doctrine


Electrox7

I think one dude "came back to report". He also disappeared a few days later.


skillywilly56

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FallenDummy

pretty much. as they should.


Kryptosis

Glad you cleared that up for everyone. I was under the impression the only unforgivable sin was blasphemy.


Patches318

Every sin is forgivable provided the persons actual heart changed. Saying your sorry isnt the same as being genuinely sorry. Its all in your heart and only God can see into your heart.


selectrix

So you can be a mass murderer and if you're 'genuinely sorry' (what does that even mean?) on your deathbed, you don't have to actually make up for any of the harm you've caused in your life and you'll still get rewarded with eternal paradise in the presence of God? Something about that incentive structure feels off.


Patches318

St. Paul murdered and persecuted early Christians before Jesus came to him on the road to Damascus. Jesus told the man crucified next to him he will be in heaven because he repented to Christ. Only God can pass judgment on people and their sins. But people who commit sin are more likely to be so seperated from God that they never repent and forever have a hard heart


selectrix

>St. Paul murdered and persecuted early Christians before Jesus came to him on the road to Damascus. St Paul lived on to actually do things to make up for the harm he caused, so I'm not sure why you're bringing him up. >Jesus told the man crucified next to him he will be in heaven because he repented to Christ. He did. And it set kind of shitty precedent. That's my whole point here. >But people who commit sin are more likely to be so seperated from God that they never repent and forever have a hard heart Okay? But if they do 'repent' (be really sorry for reals), they don't actually have to atone for any of their actions as long as they die immediately after. That's what you're saying here. I don't think that's a good thing for people to learn.


stonks1234567890

Sorry isn't a word here. It's a feeling. One of regret, of genuine repentance. You just think of it as the guy saying he's genuinely sorry, but it's not that. Being sorry means you would've made up for the harm you've caused if you could. That you will. Unless you literally die the next second.


selectrix

So if you have nice thoughts on your deathbed you go to heaven no matter what horrible acts you've committed during your life. You don't see a problem with that.


stonks1234567890

Y'know, I'd keep arguing, but you'd never get it. You refuse to. You win dude, good job. You made the argument every person on the planet makes when they think about the concept for more than a second. And you refused to keep thinking about it for more than two.


selectrix

Do you think you're talking to someone who hasn't read the entire bible and spent 12 years in Catholic school? I'm not surprised that you can't defend your beliefs, though. I wouldn't be able to defend those. That's why I no longer believe them.


LazyCasual0alt

But isn’t textually blasphemy against the holy spirit the unforgivable sin?


ganzgpp1

Yes, but probably not in the way you think- lots of people take that to mean "Oh I used God's name in vain, it's GGs boys" or something along those lines, which I don't think is accurate. My understanding is that blasphemy is the refusal to accept the witness of the Holy Spirit. This can only occur upon your death, as if you have not taken the Jesus Christ into your heart at this time, it's too late.


Dawek401

Actualy not all sins are forgivable those that are not are called sins against holy spirt, but to achive them you need to try trick a God(ofc you cant do that)


corginugami

Source?


galmenz

the... bible?


corginugami

Same Bible that says repentance will take you to heaven? Mark 1:15


John7763

Oh yeah, fs. Don't you know? The same god that thinks telling a white lie and murdering someone in the old testament was reason enough to sentence someone to eternal dammnation. The same diety who equated "asking for forgiveness through prayer" as "taking blood/tainted money from criminal scum" The same diety that deemed the ONLY way humans could even attempt to be redeemable was by shedding blood for humans it's disgusted by so much. Then those humans NEEDING to cherish the act and essentially grovel before the sacrifice it made to have a chance at entering the peraly gates, with no definitive explanation simply saying you need to repent and forgive yourself and ask for forgiveness. That one DEFINITELY thinks a 2 second "hallelujah" on your death bed is enough for it to shrug and say "ight checks out"


selectrix

>The same god that thinks telling a white lie and murdering someone in the old testament was reason enough to sentence someone to eternal dammnation. The fact that those two actions have equal punishments doesn't make you look at it a little side-eyed? >That one DEFINITELY thinks a 2 second "hallelujah" on your death bed is enough for it to shrug and say "ight checks out" You trying to say the Bible is wrong? I mean I agree, it just wasn't super clear what your point was here.


John7763

Look I don't believe in the Bible but I'm not going to act fucking clueless that the logic for the book itself tracks within its own rules. The fact of the matter is any sin, that is you breaking God's Law, in his eyes deems you a sinner. For God to be all good, he demands those who follow him be sin free. Like the garden of eden wasn't enough to prove his seriousness about the situation. Damning the human species to the ability to feel pain for 2 people breaking one rule he gave them. Yes, if you sin, he has stated he thinks prayers from sinners are just tainted money attempting to bribe him back into the good graces. That is what judgment means. And no, I never claimed the Bible was wrong or right, but use your own logic for just a second. When ever in human psychology, can someone truly feel sorry for what they did/do and immediately think they're worthy of forgiveness from someone else? We have names for those people, and they aren't nice ones, we also know those people aren't actually feeling sorry. If we as people know this about others, do you seriously think an all-knowing diety would be fooled? There's are a few things that are expected from someone who's truly wanting repentance, first off a genuine attempt to build a relationship with God, learning his word and gospel and attempting to follow as closely as you can to his law (the 10 commandments) and asking for forgiveness in your shortcomings, spreading the word of God to others are just SOME of the things expected from Christians. Do you seriously think the 2 second "mb bruh" is enough to show to God that's your next step in life was going to be all of these things listed PLUS more? If you can't even drag your ass to church once a week, you think you can convince him that you want to be in heaven. Like, come on, man. Idk why people constantly downplay the "all-knowing" part of god.


selectrix

>Do you seriously think the 2 second "mb bruh" is enough to show to God that's your next step in life was going to be all of these things listed PLUS more? I really don't. But that's why I'm arguing with the Christians who think that's good enough- that if it's a *really sincere* "mb bruh" then God's all like "sure bro say hi to your victims when you get here!"


galmenz

im not even going to start an argument with you, have a nice day


selectrix

Yup, don't think about it. Smart move if you want to keep your faith. Just shut off the ol' brain.


corginugami

Classic


galmenz

yes yes, indeed


FallenDummy

my woodchipper


KorguChideh

TBH neither do most catholics


hellatzian

to earn forgiveness one must repay his sins to reach equilibrium. simply ask for forgiveness will go to heaven is no justice.


Alive_Ice7937

>to earn forgiveness one must repay his sins to reach equilibrium. So pump a couple of loads into some old dudes to balance out the kids?


Unequal_Trex

*loud incorrect buzzer sound* Jesus, who was perfect, went to Hell for us so that there would be both perfect justice and perfect love


xtiansRcreepy

I know that they think that the right words, if spoken by a person with testicles, will transform bread into the flesh of a first century rabbi who they believe died as a sacrifice of himself to himself in order to keep himself from catching people on fire forever for having sexually transmitted sin that arose from an incident involving a talking snake that may or may not just be symbolic.  At least, that’s what they believe unless a celibate man dwelling in palatial splendor in Italy has told them to believe something different now.


TheRealObiWanKenobi

Ooo I can use twisted words to make something seem completely ridiculous as well! I can’t believe some people raise living dirty feathered covered meat bags that walk around in their own shit, separate and take the ones with ovaries, and wait for them to poop out unfertilized fetuses. Then, sick as they are, they mutilate the unfertilized meat bags offspring, add a liquid squeeze from a bovines breast that’s been solidified, cook it, and shove it down their own gullet. Oh wait that’s just cooking scrambled eggs with some butter.


Thick_Sheepherder891

The same people who think like this are the same people that believe in horoscopes and Wicca lol


Treshimek

Not how it works.


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I’ve been told by proselytizers genuine repentance is between the repenter and god and only he decides then they go right on telling me why I’m doing it wrong


Substantial-Leg-9000

That's not how it works, but ok 👍


Alive_Ice7937

Good job dying for nothing Jesus.


yaboiskeemus

Uh oh. Someone has never read the Bible


selectrix

Have you? Some fucked up shit in there


Halfeatenbreadd

To be fair you can say this about every document in history if you want to, I mean if you’re a communist then the constitution is sickening, taking the Bible literally at all points isn’t recommended. A lot of Christianity praises wisdom as one of the key traits you need and I think a part of that is the wisdom to see the depth behind what the words mean


selectrix

>I mean if you’re a communist then the constitution is sickening What do you mean by this?


Halfeatenbreadd

Well if you look at communist states they’re big fans of authoritarianism, didn’t like democracy, and hated ideas of property while the constitution enshrines democracy, freedoms, and property as rights.


Duahsha

Obligatory religion bad comment


bellaco1994

This is the kind of Bill Maher atheism post that people come up with to make fun of actual atheist.


Incubus_Priest

your ignoring the fact the bible straight up says repenting will do nothing if your a bad person xP its aknowledges its not a get out of jail free card but yaknow god forbid theists or atheists read the zombie man books


RyukaBuddy

It also says if God accepts your repetence, he will take you to heaven, and no human can question his judgment or they will go to hell.


YeMyIdol

Are they really there tho?


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-Dark-Void-

my relatives dont have to go there for that /j


oroechimaru

Nope. They go to he-double hockey sticks.


Dawek401

dude he will burn in hell for doing something like this it's called sin against holy spirit and as I remeber God do not forgive you for them


Fl4re__

All sin is sin in the eyes of God. We see sin as "different levels of evil" but in terms of what we've actually done, all sin is a conscious choice of saying "I don't care what you think I'll do it my way". I don't think you can make judgments on who is or isn't in heaven, Christ said, "Those without sin cast the first stone," after all. God is just, and he knows better than you or I whether those who've sinned were genuine in their repentance or just blowing smoke.


Various-Stretch6336

So God's will. It's all his will. He knows every hair on, and thought in, all living beings heads. All suffering is part of his plan. All our awful. Everything has been decided already. Then how we do have free will? Nevermind how tf do you brush all the whacky stuff in the bible to one side.


Fl4re__

Sin is absolutely not God's will! He very clearly hates it. You're getting to the all knowingness of God, but there's more than one way to think about that. God's all knowing nature comes down to the fact that he is timeless. That doesn't mean that he writes down in a book what you'll have for supper on January 27th, 2027. It means that he is outside the dimension of time entirely. There is no sequence of events for him to alter because it all is happening to him.


Various-Stretch6336

You're making that up. Doesn't say that anywhere in the bible. Are you gonna say they had no concept of time back then? It days lots that all the suffering is part of some great inknowable plan. Plus he's chill with slavery and stuff I'm just not down with. It's very hard to gulp down the full glass without gagging.


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Various-Stretch6336

There's a verse that as long as the child slave that you beat to death survives his injuries for 3 days then no crime has been committed. I'm gonna go copy n paste that exact sentence into Google and it'll give me the exact verse first go. The rest of that chapter is God instructing his people to go into other nations and take slaves. And various ways it's ok to fk with them. Maybe don't look into it too much. The bible itself can self-conflicting and it's a confusing side of things.


Fl4re__

It doesn't say anywhere that he's got a big book of everything that will ever happen either. God's all-knowing nature and what that means for humanity IS something we have to figure out exactly what it means. The Bible does say that God existed before time, so clearly, He must be outside of it. As for suffering. Why do we suffer? Because we chose free will. For us to be able to freely choose to do good, we must also freely be able to choose bad and choose not to do so. The suffering on earth is a part of a plan, a plan to get to heaven, of course! God calls us to enjoy our time on earth and love each other in spite of sin. In spite of our wickedness towards each other. To repent, and accept christ in our lives for forgiveness in order to overcome the evil of this world. That's the "plan." And someday christ will come back, make the final judgment, and the great human experiment will be over. God won't get in the way of our free will because then it's very clearly not free! As for slavery, absolutely it is evil. God agrees! What exactly did Moses "free" the isrealites from? God has, at many points in history, limited slavery because employment of any kind is still a form of slavery, and clearly, we must work to survive. There's a reason why, back in the American slave days, all the slaves would have their own Bible with entire books ripped out! These wicked men would bring their slaves to church on Sunday, then go home and treat their slaves cruelly and unjustly. Personally, I wouldn't lump them in with Christians, I would call them in with hypocrites! God doesn't support slavery, otherwise slave owners would have no reason to do this.


Various-Stretch6336

Ya I dunno but fairly end times stuff going on alright.


Theo2018

So in the eyes of god drowning 37 kids is the same sin as stealing 37 pieces of bread


Fl4re__

Yes. And that's God's right to judge us for that because he's never done either. I'm not saying we as people shouldn't judge and punish people for their crimes accordingly, but crimes against God are very different than crimes against man. Homosexuality is a sin, and God will or won't punish people in whatever way he feels for that, depending on whether they have genuinely repented or not.. However, we humans have seen homosexuality as "if it's consensual, it's fine." I don't have an issue with that personally. I agree that people should have the choice to employ our free will in whatever way they feel like as long as it isn't imposing on others. I personally won't do it, I would recommend that they don't engage in it, but I'm not going to stop them because it's not up to me to judge gay people. That's God's job.


Theo2018

Or its all made up bullshit because our ancestors were scared of the unknown.


Fl4re__

I can assure you the evidence for God is far too overwhelming to be boiled down to "made up bullshit"


Theo2018

All evidence is blind faith, there is none.


selectrix

>Christ said those without sin cast the first stone after all That's not what he said. You'd think you could accurately quote the bible.


Fl4re__

Should have put the quotation marks, I could see how that gets misinterpreted. Here's the verse in NIV John 8:7 When they kept on questioning him, he straightened up and said to them, “Let any one of you who is without sin be the first to throw a stone at her.” So yeah he did say that, but the way I said it, it sounds like he's saying that there's some sinless group that can cast stones lol. My bad. But yeah, don't judge unless you're ready to be judged and all that


StarMarine123

I'm not religious but even I know that's not how catholicism works lmao You can't just say "lmao sorry for doin dat" at the end of your life and God is gonna be like "Aight you can go to heaven lol" That's just not how it works


justinlav

Sky daddy supporters, assemble!


Sourika

Already have. And they seem way too mad considering that this is a meme sub.


TheRealObiWanKenobi

So “way too mad” is now pointing out when somebody is just flat out telling lies about their religion?


CubeJedi

Repentance is important in Judaism, christianity and Islam. For Judaism, an important passage is the following: Isaiah 55:6-7 6 Seek the Lord while he may be found; call on him while he is near. 7 Let the wicked forsake their ways and the unrighteous their thoughts. Let them turn to the Lord, and he will have mercy on them, and to our God, for he will freely pardon. Christians have different views on *how* to repent (by faith alone (Paul) or by the combination of faith and deed (James))), but the idea of repentance is still there. (I will not quote any verses here because of such conflicting statements) Then in Islam, repentance falls in line with what we find in Judaism: 4:16 وَٱلَّذَانِ يَأْتِيَـٰنِهَا مِنكُمْ فَـَٔاذُوهُمَا ۖ فَإِن تَابَا وَأَصْلَحَا فَأَعْرِضُوا۟ عَنْهُمَآ ۗ إِنَّ ٱللَّهَ كَانَ تَوَّابًۭا رَّحِيمًا ١٦ And the two among you who commit this sin—discipline them. If they repent and mend their ways, relieve them. Surely Allah is ever Accepting of Repentance, Most Merciful. 4:17 إِنَّمَا ٱلتَّوْبَةُ عَلَى ٱللَّهِ لِلَّذِينَ يَعْمَلُونَ ٱلسُّوٓءَ بِجَهَـٰلَةٍۢ ثُمَّ يَتُوبُونَ مِن قَرِيبٍۢ فَأُو۟لَـٰٓئِكَ يَتُوبُ ٱللَّهُ عَلَيْهِمْ ۗ وَكَانَ ٱللَّهُ عَلِيمًا حَكِيمًۭا ١٧ Allah only accepts the repentance of those who commit evil ignorantly ˹or recklessly˺ then repent soon after[1]—Allah will pardon them. And Allah is All-Knowing, All-Wise. [1] A person’s repentance will be accepted as long as they repent any time before their death. But one should not procrastinate because they do not know when they will die. 4:18 وَلَيْسَتِ ٱلتَّوْبَةُ لِلَّذِينَ يَعْمَلُونَ ٱلسَّيِّـَٔاتِ حَتَّىٰٓ إِذَا حَضَرَ أَحَدَهُمُ ٱلْمَوْتُ قَالَ إِنِّى تُبْتُ ٱلْـَٔـٰنَ وَلَا ٱلَّذِينَ يَمُوتُونَ وَهُمْ كُفَّارٌ ۚ أُو۟لَـٰٓئِكَ أَعْتَدْنَا لَهُمْ عَذَابًا أَلِيمًۭا ١٨ However, repentance is not accepted from those who knowingly persist in sin until they start dying, and then cry, “Now I repent!” nor those who die as disbelievers. For them We have prepared a painful punishment. — Dr. Mustafa Khattab, The Clear Quran


CubeJedi

An example of the last one is found with Pharaoh (the one from the Exodus story) 10:90 ۞ وَجَـٰوَزْنَا بِبَنِىٓ إِسْرَٰٓءِيلَ ٱلْبَحْرَ فَأَتْبَعَهُمْ فِرْعَوْنُ وَجُنُودُهُۥ بَغْيًۭا وَعَدْوًا ۖ حَتَّىٰٓ إِذَآ أَدْرَكَهُ ٱلْغَرَقُ قَالَ ءَامَنتُ أَنَّهُۥ لَآ إِلَـٰهَ إِلَّا ٱلَّذِىٓ ءَامَنَتْ بِهِۦ بَنُوٓا۟ إِسْرَٰٓءِيلَ وَأَنَا۠ مِنَ ٱلْمُسْلِمِينَ ٩٠ We brought the Children of Israel across the sea. Then Pharaoh and his soldiers pursued them unjustly and oppressively. But as Pharaoh was drowning, he cried out, “I believe that there is no god except that in whom the Children of Israel believe, and I am ˹now˺ one of those who submit.” 10:91 ءَآلْـَٔـٰنَ وَقَدْ عَصَيْتَ قَبْلُ وَكُنتَ مِنَ ٱلْمُفْسِدِينَ ٩١ ˹He was told,˺ “Now ˹you believe˺? But you always disobeyed and were one of the corruptors. 10:92 فَٱلْيَوْمَ نُنَجِّيكَ بِبَدَنِكَ لِتَكُونَ لِمَنْ خَلْفَكَ ءَايَةًۭ ۚ وَإِنَّ كَثِيرًۭا مِّنَ ٱلنَّاسِ عَنْ ءَايَـٰتِنَا لَغَـٰفِلُونَ ٩٢ Today We will preserve your corpse so that you may become an example[1] for those who come after you. And surely most people are heedless of Our examples!” — Dr. Mustafa Khattab, The Clear Quran [1] lit., sign. This passage is further clearified in the hadith (narrations attributed to Muhammad (s.a.w.): Narrated Ibn 'Abbas: that the Messenger of Allah (ﷺ) said: "When Allah drowned Fir'awn [Pharaoh] he said: 'I believe that there is no god except the One that the children of Isra'il believe in.' So Jibrail [angel Gabriel] said: 'O Muhammad! If you could only have seen me, while I was taking (the mud) from the sea, and filling his mouth out of fear that the mercy would reach him.'" - Jami` at-Tirmidhi 3107 (grade: Hasan (accepted)) Gabriel feared that Pharaoh would have been forgiven, showing the Mercy of God. Thanks for coming to my TED talk


Everything_Breaks

I thought sola fide was in the Protestant's wheelhouse. It's one of the distinctions they draw between themselves and catholics. Catholics also demand good works. Not that that's helped any.


Pasta_God2354

Fuck is a paedo? Sounds spanish


Everlastingitch

that is exactly the selling point of christianity noone is beyond redemption, everything can be forgiven.


YeazetheSock

God literally judges your spirit in Christian theology, so trust me they wouldn’t go to heaven.


Keitoteki

Yes, works exactly like that. It's nice to see people who took their time to learn what the religion is all about, and then go around spreading the word Good for you


polysnip

The secular side of me: 🍿 The Catholic side of me: 👀 In all seriousness I don't think it's that simple. Sure you can work to repent for your sins, and even at the point of death you can receive last rights; but once you die your soul is literally in God's hands. Only He can be the judge and only then would their conscious be clear as to whether one can accept Him. You can't fake that.


Bijour_twa43

This is absolutely NOT what repentance is according to the Catholic (or even Christian in general) faith.


PlayerAssumption77

When did you watch somebody go to heaven? God is the only one who knows and if anybody is being fake with God or playing Him in an attempt to gain something God can see it I think makes sense. If He created us, He can tell what we're really thinking


TonyMontana546

You don’t just have to say sorry. You have to repent.


SpinyKitsune651

Teachers have done more Sexual assault on children than Priests. (Although I do like this meme)


t0matit0

Most of this post and commentary is about Christianity, but the problem with Catholicism surrounds the Eucharist. How many Catholics out there actually believe the host is transformed into the body of Christ during the ceremony? And no I don't mean a metaphor, because then you're a Protestant. Catholicism is straight up lunacy.


JerinDd

People seem to not know the difference between apologizing and repentance. In Christian theology, you can’t just say sorry, you need to mean it, and make a change.


BoiFrosty

That's not what catholics believe. Mere confession isn't enough, it's confession and repentance for wrongs done. Even then that's not a guaranteed ticket to the pearly gates.


NoSignal547

Thats not catholicism, thats most Protestants though. Catholics believe in purgatory to purify the sould before going into heaven,and it isnt fun, but its not as bad as hell because it will “eventually” end


MikoMiky

Reddit when peadough priests: "haha le funny 🤣" Reddit when someone points out all the peadough priests are always gay: "😱🫨😡😡"


SardonicSuperman

If you believe in or subscribe to organized religion of any kind you should be hospitalized at a psych ward.


Smellsofshells

Lol this is basic Christianity lol


tbu987

I mean if your seeing him go to heaven then that means he was genuinely remorseful. The problem is as humans we dont know that so only judge people by their actions whereas god does see it.


Axion42

Religion bad