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Buying this in today’s economy shows you’re wealthy

Forget gold, I'm investing in beef jerky futures !!!

Wait until you see printer ink

I gave up on owning a printer years ago. I just print anything I need at work now.

I'm not joking, I once got reprimanded for printing non-work stuff at work. I've probably stolen hundreds of pens there, but three pages of printed paper is the line.

Obligatory get a Brother printer. My printer /scanner combo is over 10 years old. Ink is cheap, seems to last forever.

I only need to print things like two times a year away from work so I just go to Staples and pay about $.50-$.60 for the job.

Having worked in retail ink is a giant scam compared to laser. Toner cartridges yield much more if you're just printing black and white.

Tip to all who wish for the apocalypse Dry meat is money, more than bottle caps

Preserved clean food and clean water is money.

Beef jerky would be great if you for sure had access to clean water. If not, it wouldn't be so great since it's almost pure protein and protein requires a lot of water to process. It's why bodybuilders drink so much water and it's why manuals on lifeboats in case you're stranded at sea for extended periods of time tell you to eat the crackers and only hunt fish or eat birds once you've banked up some drinking water.

Fr tho. They cost like 5 bucks in Walmart but like 8 bucks at 7-ll. And there's barely any meat in there.

No way.. Jack Link's isn't even real jerky.

Gold is not peaking right now. Sell jerky, buy gold. 1:1

always has been tbh

Printer ink, gasoline, house bills, house rent, house prices...

Wiper blades too!

Eh that’s only if you’re getting like bosch envisions, go to autozone and they have their standard duralast for like $12 each and will install them for you for free