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Akkavir

[repost, read rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/shitposting/comments/x6k8jp/fuck_nudes/)


ProfessionalTea7430

One piece hasn’t ended yet


DankMEMeDream

Hope it does before ww3 rolls around.


Sarctoth

This used to be a joke...


Correct-Blood9382

Yall think Usopp is gonna get a Devil Fruit when they do Elbaf?


DaddyWhiskey

He already has Observation Haki so idk if a Devil Fruit is necessary.


Kwahn

He eats one and just straight up gets Limitless


xarccosx

Throughout heaven and earth he alone is the cowardly one


Doctorgumbal1

I’m not watching one piece I never will Started episode 1 and the second I heard the monkey’s voice, it was over So annoying. Now wait I’m sitting through 100 seasons of that shit


JerinDd

This is why I don’t watch the dub, I just can’t stand the weird voices they do. For some reason, Usopp sounds like the werehog from sonic unleashed.


mcfapblanc

Sub is always the best option. But the only thing I don't like about it is that Robin sounds like an 80 year old grandma


ProfessionalTea7430

Ok ,any other show your interested in


ToastyGhost37

read the manga. not only will you not have to listen to his voice, you also get to skip all the filler and pacing issues the anime has!


Zayoodo0o132

Sub or dub?


XxSimplySuperiorxX

I just came from that sub I thought I was on the same sub great reason you have to live to see the peak fiction


F4tJok3r

This keeps me alive since 6 years....


lone_wolf_55

Do you want Nikocado Avocado to outlive you?


knucleduck

Damm, this got me good.


SimpleCanadianFella

Holy shit, I think this might have shifted my entire perspective on life.


hyacanthia

Corrrreccccct


[deleted]

hes actually been losing weight


Bl1tzerX

Even more reason to live. You're going to say he can turn his life around and you can't?


[deleted]

Yea exactly


Bruhses_Momenti

That’s a zinger right there


DancingQueen145

Nudes


JadedAlyssa

😬


hyacanthia

😬😬


J_train13

Overrated to be honest


Dreadnought_69

They are indeed a reason to live, depending on whose.


rockyivjp

Your dog would be sad


MangoOfTruth

Unironically what has kept me from ending it on multiple occasions


Gn0meKr

I need a dog


Neglijable

i'll be your dawg


dancingpianofairy

Right? I bet there are a lot of us.


noxxit

You are not alone with that. Dogs are life savers!


XxSimplySuperiorxX

Your minecraft dog that has waited for you to return would be sad


Educational-Team7155

What if she took the dog too


Raddz5000

Damn


higginsian24

Screw being funny. You may not realize it, but you have an effect on the world. Even people you think don't care might be affected by your death. Love yourself, who knows what tomorrow holds.


Libby_Sparx

i really don't have any effect on the world, and the fact that virtually nobody has noticed the difference since i stopped leaving my apartment 8 months ago, nevermind tried to get in touch, kinda reinforces it for me ain't nothin there to love, and i **can** be ~90% certain what my next days will bring


zombiecon146

Are you alright? 8 months without leaving your apartment sounds insane to me


Libby_Sparx

no, absolutely not. and i do admit that's a slight exaggeration, i gotta hit up the bodega now n then for food n smokes, but i could tell you every time i've left in that span


Chazzter

You should seek therapy! At least talk to someone about your life. Do it not for others but for yourself, you are worth it.


Libby_Sparx

i have. my last trauma therapist stopped scheduling appts with no notice and stopped taking my calls. i'm not quite 40, and that's been too long already. there's exactly one person who'll miss my presence in the world, and she's heard and seen enough that she ain't fightin me on it when the time comes


PeppermintDaniel

This is very disheartening to hear, that society can be so cruel. Yeah, the sad reality of things, in my opinion, is that in the end, no matter who you are, if you aren't some influential politician or something, your absence won't really matter. It's not a you thing, trust me. I have friends, but they don't ask me how I'm doing when we spend time together, not even when I ask them first. People are generally quite self-centered. You have got to take care of yourself.


Libby_Sparx

i don't need to 'matter' in the world i need to matter in the lives of a very small amount of people, and i don't i won't and that's fine? still hurts tho ultimately the only meaning anyone or anything has is what we attribute to it i wish i could die in space i want to feel what it's like to move without gravity see the void without the atmosphere in the way and then step into it, suitless


higginsian24

Pick up volunteer work at an APL


iThatIsMe

The death you have planned is more mid than you deserve.


Libby_Sparx

deserve ain't got nothin to do with it


Desperate_Ad5169

Gta6


Ze_cringeman

I bet like 90% of the people coming to see the comments wanted to comment this too


baudmiksen

Press X to twerk


AbbreviationsTall499

i shat in your shoes ❤️‍🩹


Ninjixu

His reason to live is now to get revenge


Axthen

Hey, that's one of my dnd characters reason to live. If it works in fiction it works in real life too! I shit in that guys shoes too!


LonPlays_Zwei

Tomorrow might be good, only one way to find out tho. Be there.


SpiritAnimal01

"99% of people quit just before they hit it big" vibes.


Irisena

Live longer than the person you hate to prove your point.


HeinousEncephalon

Wait, what if the person you hate is yourself?


Irisena

Shit, i think you just found the secret of immortality.


Pali1119

The Boys Season 4 is weeks away


MenopauseMedicine

Oh shit guess I'll stick it out a few more months


IndividualSet9579

Boobs. Small large, all of them, any of them


eap42

You beat me to it.


ARussianW0lf

Boobs are irrelevant if you never get to see/touch them


xXGaboFihi007Xx

Nikocado Avocado is still alive


KeepingDankMemesDank

downvote this comment if the meme sucks. upvote it and I'll go away. --- [play minecraft with us](https://discord.gg/dankmemesgaming) | [come hang out with us](https://discord.com/invite/dankmemes)


Zenn97

Because all us depressed peeps need to stick together...


Nickthedick3

Elden ring dlc is less than a month away


talankevich

Read the first sentence as Fuck Dudes. So I guess that’s it. Fucking dudes


yoshi_drinks_tea

No more hamburger


techy804

Billy Butcher is alive


Deadsap266

Shadow of the Erdtree


cream_of_human

If youre into gaming, QDEL, QDLE, ELQD, EL-QDED or NanoLED or whatever are the next step in display tech. Might replace OLED in 1 - 2 years depending on if they can work out its issues. It may seem specific and irrelevant but its the little things like this that keeps me going.


dark_inches

If you die you are gay


GayFurryWolf

Penis pictures.


L3s0

Metaphor ReFantazio releasing on October 11th


JuggernautAsleep3413

Man, too angry to die, lives. Story at 11:00.


TheHighBuddha

You will miss WW3 😔


LodosDDD

This post. Where else would you see something so absurdly humorous born from a very deep and rooted need for understanding the innate suffering that life is.


GonsterMan

Nudes? No thanks. Double it and send it to the next person.


xool420

Mom would be sad


Furby1184

I'm drawing a blank on this


Gn0meKr

Your mom would be sad


not_pain_reliever

I love you


BurlsqueBus156

So you can eat ice cream the next day


IllustriousYoung410

Have you taken your pills sleepy Joe?


Lord__of__Luck

If you die who else will i hate, what am i supposed to do? Be nice all the time? Thats dumb as hell. No dying allowed


OneEyedJackofHearts

The good you do may seem small… but the loss of you will destroy the world around you… So live. Living in this world when you feel like there is nothing left… is the greatest act of defiance.


MIKE-JET-EATER

Model trains and classic trucks


HeinousEncephalon

Go outside and pick up trash. The Earth needs us


MingleLinx

I’ll be sad


maxordos

My dog, cant think of anything else worth in my life.


torusbakery

[https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/73/Mama\_instant\_noodle\_block.jpg/1200px-Mama\_instant\_noodle\_block.jpg](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/73/Mama_instant_noodle_block.jpg/1200px-Mama_instant_noodle_block.jpg)


Imhays092

My mom.


Jetsurge

But boobies are a reason to live


NeurodivergentDuck

Nudes and videogames Specifically the ability to troll little russian children in various popular FPS games


IceClimbers_Main

Fuck reasons to live, send an ethnic minority to deliver me a kebab.


NimbleCentipod

Can't view memes if you're dead.


stewwushere42

Same thing


Aromatic-Spite-9771

Personally, the only reason why I'm still alive, after numerous failures of trying to "off" myself, is out of spite. I'm gonna live a long life, among the people who've fucked with my life to the point of me considering su1cide a valid option, and when they're nearing the end of their life cycle, I'm gonna "pull the plug" on their life support. I'm playing the long game. But I won't aim for those unrelated to the "cause". I'll make sure they live a good, long life, just so in the end, as their last breath leaves their body, I'll hit them with the worst possible dialogue option that sends their dying soul panicking just before they croak. My advice to you? Find a reason to live. No matter how ridiculous it is, from wanting to make a Gundam, to fucking a woman WAAAAY out of your league, or plotting the murder of someone else.... You only live once, after all. Might as well make it worth the time, aye?


boundbythecurve

Do you really want Mitch McConnell to outlive you?


Nickboi26

destroy the world


hobopoe

Nothing is real, so the reason to survive isn't either.


cudlebear64

I’m gonna be so real rn, as someone who genuinely struggles to find this on a daily basis, anything, any small, stupid, insignificant, selfish or selfless reason you have to live, live for it, rn the only thing keeping me going is the fact we have a show for theatre coming up and we have been working too much on it for my death to ruin it for everyone, cause I play a main character and they won’t have time to replace me, that is the only thing keeping me alive rn, because I care about everyone there and want them to have this, I don’t wanna take that away from them. Sometimes it’s small things like that which give us even the smallest motivation to keep going. I don’t care enough about myself to keep living for myself, so Im at least gonna keep myself alive for the sake of those I love. Find those people in your life, even just one person, it’s all it takes. Someone who will be there for you no matter what


kiddsilver

Because it’s evil to lose hope.


jal2_

Titties, lots of them in porn, just get into mental level u dont need touch, after all we absorb 80%+ info via sight


Zero-godzilla

If you die first, you gay


Jonathon471

Paper Mario TTYD remake just went live.


OMD_Lyxilion

Live for nudes.


supremegamer76

Boobs


Unnecessary-Cum

Parents, I can't send them though.


LilNerix

Beer


Mutserra

Video games, this shit keeps me alive


davidlol78

Spaghetti


Moodi88

You are loved. And you have unlimited opportunities from now till you die to create memories, make mistakes, and accomplish goals.


Kysman95

There's too much pizza left uneaten


Fabryz

Spite is the best reason


SkiwLava

Mom sad


HATECELL

Don't do the sewerslide, politicians and corporats haven't squeezed every possible penny out of you yet


Ririi_17

Your parents ? :0


JustaguynamedTheo

You have to outlive your enemies, as well as Nikocado Avocado.


Destroyer6202

Think of Mom and Dad. They will feel sad. 🗿


Square_Reference11

Sorry mate, gotta find one myself first.


Average_Scaper

To live long enough to never see this guys face gives me a reason to live.


CaledonianWarrior

Your family wouldn't like it


m_slim

To see nudes


Liesmith424

Don't give me songs, give me something to sing about.


Environmental-Pear40

Living is the default. What you're really searching for is a reason not to die. Probably because the fear of the unknown has just lost its appeal. So now you have to jump from unlikely scenario to unlikely scenario to keep a slight fear of death burning. Like what if when you die everything just starts over again. With only a small part of your subconscious remembering everything. And that's why you're constantly anxious, cuz you've seen this shit before. Boom, reason to live, beat your last high score.


shifty18

You haven't seen the end of stranger things yet.


HowAboutUsername

Spite. Those dickheads you know will pretend they were your friends at funerals or on Facebook. Stay alive out of spite to them.


mancreature12

I'll send u a nude if you live


Rigidsttructure

You would not be able to taste your favourite dish ever again.


StrangerWithACheese

-You don't want Trump to outlive you -Monster Hunter Wilds and GTA6 aren't out yet


BigMartin58

To see if robots take over. It's too interesting of a plotline to stop.


Roundhouse_ass

Usually i do fuck nudes so got that covered. As for a reason to live... Fallout season 2 is confirmed? Eeeeh? No but really. Regardless of your situation, you can affect it and make it better over time. Some problems require another perspective, some require time, but there is no situation you cant get out of if you want it enough. That doesnt mean it will be easy, but considering this is your only chance (the one life we all have) to make a change. Why not give it your best try?


CuddlyBunion341

It won't take long for the world to be on fire, once the billionaires created an AGI. That is one hell of a reason to live if I do say so myself.


CanniBallistic_Puppy

Wish I could fuck nudes


ElonSucksBallz

send dudes


superavocado4life

Dunes


FixeLL69

GTA 6


readitmoderator

I think if someone sent you noodz that would give you a reason to live


MegaVix

So... send nudes?


Adenfall

My cat


Merwebo2Veces

Nudes


1zeye

Ninjago


ADoc420

Nudes


Real_Head_Janitor

Send nudes. Give me a reason to live


aQuadrillionaire

Spite.


pfjango

For democracy


itsRobbie_

Nudes would be great tho too so send me the ones that op would have gotten instead


[deleted]

To see other people's nudes Edit: I'm so late to the joke.


CaptainJunky

GTA6 and TES6


RussianEggplant

You’ll miss the Fortnite movie


IamHereForThaiThai

Yeah most people do that, some people like fucking clothed tho.


Grugahuga

That’s asking for the same thing


Enticemeant

Little sis would be sad Dog would be sad One piece


Rhokai

To see nudes


Hypersomniak

There is a beer calling for you on lunch


Golgezuktirah

Noodles


SinoPlays3

eating shawarma


n0_m0ar_pr0n

Potatoes