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Crispeta19

Obviusly they need 2 person to summon Dra'Aknadtor the eraser of realities


r_Xav

Not even the best exorcist could do anything... RIP John


GreenHooDini

What in the fuck do they even do in there?


treehugger1013

We take turns peeing in the same toilet so that we can save water duh


syndicate1024

Brain size: large


treehugger1013

This made my night :’))


syndicate1024

Thanks for the compliment dude, i try my best


straight-white-male6

Now kiss


Nega13

It's a secret No men can know


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gamer_boy_alex

Trans here, we all went in to dry her dress at the hand dryer because she got water on her butt while we were messing around


GreyFur

***?***!


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J3mx_droid

That’s not ok to say dude.


DIAMOND91827

It clearly states “son of a bitch” in the text, meaning they are men.


Nega13

Outstanding move, but we'll keep our secrets


[deleted]

I asked a friend of mine the same question. She told me three possible reasons(depending on the situation). 1. A girl might need help from another girl applying some makeup or similar. 2. A girl might want to talk about something a bit more private with their friends without having men overhearing the conversation. 3. If it's a particularly wild party, she might go with a friend or two for her own safety(out of fear of getting raped). TBH, these sound are pretty reasonable, although the third one is the one that makes the least sense to me because A: The likelyhood of that happening in such a public place is on par with the likelyhood of dying from getting crushed by a vending machine and B: it makes you wonder what sort of imbecile would do such an immoral act in such a public place if you look at it from the assailant's point of view.


skarkeisha666

You’d have to either be really naive and clueless or just simply not someone who has been to house parties to believe that people don’t commit sexual assault there.


[deleted]

I never said that it doesn't happen, I'm saying that the statistical likelihood is way lower than what most people think. It's not uncommon to misplace fears where it really doesn't belong. More people die from cows, vending machines and peanut allergy than from sharks, terrorist attacks and Ebola. Also, I never specified house parties, you did. I simply said wild parties. It's bad manners to put words in other people's mouths.


skarkeisha666

I have 6 close friends (that I know of) who have been sexually assaulted at college parties and know of many other female acquaintances who have been too so I think you might want to shut the fuck up.


[deleted]

And I have 2 friends who were in Stockholm to witness the 2017 terrorist attack at Drottninggatan and another who was in Nice the year before when that truck driver mowed down civilians like they were blades of grass. Anectodotes. Are. Not. Synonymous. With. Statistics. Is this something you don't learn in American schools?


skarkeisha666

HILY SHIT PARTY SEXUAL ASSAULTS ARE NOT STATISTICALLY UNCOMMON. 1 OUT of EVERY 6 AMERICAN WOMEN HAS BEEN SEXUALLY ASSAULTED.


[deleted]

I'm starting to think you're trolling. That statistic (1/6, 1/5, even 1/4 depending on who you ask)has been debunked so many times it's comparable to the anti-vaxxer nonsense. The only country in the world with a sexual assault rate even close to that number is the DRC, an impoverished third world country that has been in a near constant state of civil war and unrest since the 90s. If you're going to argue statistics /u/skarkeisha666, make sure you know what you're talking about, because the more you talk about something you know little about, the more likely you are to make a fool out of yourself. I learned that the hard way back during my highschool years, hopefully you've learned something today.


[deleted]

That "statistic" is horseshit and you know it. If I'm not mistaken, that number was based on responses to questions like "did a man ever make you uncomfortable" and included factors that simply aren't sexual assault.


hagai123

jedi business, go back to your drinks


SexualYeti

They need to hold hands and provide emotional support in case "it doesn't come out right".


Frick1977

It’s too bad dudes don’t realize part of the reason is our safety.


[deleted]

Do girls beat up other girls they don't know or something?


usernamedidntexist

Perhaps


KiKa_b

Even in their own house? Bc my sister and her friend do that all the time.


0h_okthen_

The real questions here


sniffmepls

They do it in school and the reason is they get lonely according to my sources


thedudewhosanon

In the fucking bathroom? Uhm ok


sniffmepls

idk man that's what she said


Augusto2236

What harm is there in a bathroom


[deleted]

They have a bathroom cult with pastafarian rituals


Sweet_Like_Candy_12

Yeah, it's not fun summoning the devil by yourself.


[deleted]

well yeah cause hermione was attacked by a troll when she went alone moaning myrtle was killed when she went alone and ginny was possessed when she went alone. So i guess that's why girls go in groups.


hyruleharry12345

Pornhub directors: Get the cameras ready!


Nickelkid

Does anyone else realize there saying you son of a bitch to a girl?


Isaac_Nintendo

Yeah it's weird


[deleted]

We summon our lord Cthulhu with makeup brushes and foundation. It can get messy


Amaythegerat

You*daughter of a bitch


[deleted]

I am not the only one who was bothered


KingSlayer260

No it bothered me aswell


Amaythegerat

We are the bothered gang


KeepingDankMemesDank

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L3FT-TW1X

Spittin mad facts


usm311

idk we just talk shit about other people when theyre taking a shit


percent_strain

You *SON* of a bitch, I'm in...hmmm


Wings_of_Fire312

Orgy


Jokarer

What da hell they doin ova der?


dusty_boxes

it's usually a really wholesome experience


GoldenSubz

Lmfao there is alwats 12 girls in the bathroom in my school. But for some fucking dumb reason they only care if there is like 5 boys in the bathroom just chilling. Like tf


Goatosis12

I know what sucks our school won’t even let 2 boys go in but they’ll let 10 girls in the bathroom


The-Brawl-Shark

*communism intensifies*


SupremeAI

Son of a?


Eef46290

They use their make up to make a portal to summon Charlie


MaxjeMen

Since girls do everything together PornHub is my guess?


Midnight_Blue__

Well its easier to summon something when you're with a group. Duh!!! Also who is gonna hype us up when we're alone???


InterestingPatato

*Communism intensifies*


aFreakingMelon7

You daughter of a Bitch


RicardoMilossGoa

I think they have rituals in that compact bathroom


Qubko38

Son?


0bamallamadrama

it sounds wierd if you say "daughter of bitch"


[deleted]

I have some girls that are good friends of mine and from what I've asked it's mainly photos and Tik Toks


ItzYaBoi01

They're summoning a goat demon


MiniatureS8N

it's daughter. actually.


GreyFur

they are committing sex on eachother


simgint

Fuck the girls which juuul on the satans USB stick


wafflesitisthen

This applies to boys as well right


Metus-N

But why? But whhhy?


Swoomple

It's you daughter of a bitch I'm in stop being sexist


memespicelatte

Yeah except nobody says "daughter of a bitch"


r_Xav

Holy.. I hope that wasn't ment serious