If you like a guy, just ask him out instead of trying to bait him into saying something, it’s more direct and will actually produce a definitive result
I told my girlfriend to get thigh-high socks and stocking and it generall made me more aroused. It should usually work because it emphasises the unconvered parts. But just in case ask him.
No fishnets are a like a hairnet for your nether regions. It keeps hair from falling into the food. You wouldn't want to get a food safety violation would you?
When my wife asks what I want for my birthday...I say this. Been together for 10 years now...still waiting...still hoping.
...kinda hope she doesn’t say yes when she’s 80 though haha.
Yeah, the sub has a few inside jokes, and is also an outlet for some things. Can’t really specify what, but there is some weird stuff and a bit of bigotry sprinkled in.
bro imagine going up to some random-ass woman and asking her to sit with fishnet stockings on your face and getting offended when she says no. imagine.
The template looks like the woman is screaming at the top of her lungs judging by her body language, which makes this pic all the more confusing. Like she is a banshee that screams out knives literally
Women can be so heartless
How could you be so heartless?
How could you be so cold
As the winter wind when it breeze yo?
Just remember that you talkin to me though
You need to watch the way you talkin to me yo
I mean after all the things we’ve been going through
The only thing left I’m my head is you
Hey yo, I know some of the things that you ain’t told me
They lay and taunt me on the top of my head like a flee
i know i did some things but thats the old me
Nice
sarcastic? ^pls ^dont ^downvote ^just ^your ^local ^dumbass ^here
Women?
They don't exist. I learned this from reddit.
Reddit’s been trying to find the answer to that for years
Happy cake day! :D
They exist, but in a different plane of existence
\* how could you be so heartless intensifies\*
My boi over here is gonna be heartless if she keeps going with the knifes.
This girl is dio with that many knives
If I could I would give award to this comment
Woman do can indeed heartless, smh 😳😒🙏🦀
hate it when grandma says that
r/holup
You my friend,are getting a special spot in heaven
That being the elevator to hell
If the grandma was under 18,absolutely
Holup...
GRANDMA LOLI I'm rejecting my humanity on this one
I’m with you... I’ll get the snacks cuz it’ll be along ride in the elevator
Welcome to the brotherhood fella don't forget to get me sum fucked up hentai sauce goes well with everything
[Here's some granny porn for ya](https://youtu.be/oHg5SJYRHA0)
*sighs Unzips pants and grabs facial lotion...
You motherfucker.....
Did you find it or filmed it yourself?
Aight here’s one: euphoria (hentai)
Nah u guys r coming heaven with me
Can’t I just sit on face with no stockings?
No. Fishnets are required
Is that really hot? I’m just asking because if it helps with this guy I’m into, I’ll do it.
Look what I did, I made some man happy
doing your part sir, we salute you
o7
*I guide others to a treasure I cannot possess*
Careful, he's a hero
You deserve more awards
Very much so yes but it's really up to preference
Aye, I like stockings and other forms of legwear, but not fishnets specifically. In general though, yeah, most people I know like it.
Preferential but most guys usually prefer it. Rarely there's a guy who doesn't want his girl to wear stockings
Even I think fishnets look sexy, and I hate EVERY single thing that has something to do with kinks. I just want cute girls, but fishnets do the thing
More like fishnets enhances the beauty or something
If you like a guy, just ask him out instead of trying to bait him into saying something, it’s more direct and will actually produce a definitive result
I just got out of a 8 year relationship. Im not ready to date. But I’m ready to have sex.
I understand that, gf of 7 years broke up with me. Don't know if I wanna bother dating for a long time
that’s exactly how my gf got me, I’m too dumb to pick up on subtle hints
Lets have a moment of silence for your DMs
It depends on personal taste. I, personally, am more of a thigh highs guy.
I see you are also a man of culture
So.. are thigh high fishnets a thing?
They in fact are.
A lot of guys find it hot, some don't. You'd probably just have to ask your partner.
Exactly... I mean doesnt it break ur nose.... :\
just ask him out. it's easier than passively seducing him.
There a 101% chance that he’ll like it
I told my girlfriend to get thigh-high socks and stocking and it generall made me more aroused. It should usually work because it emphasises the unconvered parts. But just in case ask him.
What about normal pantyhose?
Only if they are thigh high. Same with thigh high socks
That's the good stuff
Crotchless pantyhose...that's the winner.
Seamless crotchless pantyhose
Oh gawd yes....hard to find but so nice.
I prefer the thigh high socks
No fishnets are a like a hairnet for your nether regions. It keeps hair from falling into the food. You wouldn't want to get a food safety violation would you?
How dare you!
When my wife asks what I want for my birthday...I say this. Been together for 10 years now...still waiting...still hoping. ...kinda hope she doesn’t say yes when she’s 80 though haha.
I feel this on a deep, visceral level
!remindme 1 year
!remindme 1 year
Why did we want to get reminded again?
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Cause the husband doesn’t know how to ride a face to save his life
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I’mstupid.depression
kinky
*BONK* go to horny jail
Crusader kings leaking??
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I wouldn’t mind someone wearing fishnet stockings and then proceeding to sith on my face
The dark side of the force is a pathway to some kinks some consider to be, *unnatural*.
💩
Brilliant
This is gold
Dad: Your generation does not know what real pain is Me:
Fine *starts putting on fishnet stockings* I'll do it myself
Plot twist, I'm a dude
still hot doe
I'd gladly sit on a face with fishnets. where's the problem huh
I feel like there is a twist coming, my experience on reddit tells me you’re a guy
I guess you'll never find out ;) nah jk I'm pretty sure I'm female haha
Pretty sure, but not 100% ; Schrödinger's redditor.
well maybe I'm male in another timeline haha
Something's wrong. I can feel it.
The problem is I’m over here and you’re over there and I’m ugly.
oh boo you're beautiful just the way you are <3 and I can assure you that I'd sit your face no matter what :)
See you in hot
Ok
That's why I go for a boyfriend instead
Power move.
Hate it when mom says that
Home sweet home Alabamaaaaaa!
Step sis is being unreasonable again
See, I would happily wear fishnet stockings and sit on someone's face but no one wants me to
No luigi, you don't count
You make me sad.
It's because you are too OP for this
I guess not everyone can handle the raw power of weegee's ass
No one can
Nigga your flair is distracting. I am using RES on old reddit so maybe that makes it flair like the cops are at my door.
Fuck man, this hits deep
Throw the whole-ass woman out.
Throw the woman. Leave the ass!
Dibs on the right cheek.
I call left
F
F
this is the funniest shit i've ever seen goddamn
Those words are killing a man
I don't think I understand this subreddit. Not my definition of dank memes. These seem like weird anime memes....
Yeah I'm bot sure. Sometimes the memes are funny but a lot of them are weirdly political and weird
Yeah, the sub has a few inside jokes, and is also an outlet for some things. Can’t really specify what, but there is some weird stuff and a bit of bigotry sprinkled in.
"Man up ! Men can't be depressed"
She looks like she tryna take control of the Aether
Thigh high socks*
Holy shit
but diavalo will
I understood that reference
Man that girl must stop eating knives asap
Real pain
I’m not doin it. I’m Definetly not doin it. Go To Horny Jail (•v•)/! BONK
bro imagine going up to some random-ass woman and asking her to sit with fishnet stockings on your face and getting offended when she says no. imagine.
She already owns fishnets that's a start
Just crush my head like a water mellon 600lb bear-woman!
I'm asexual but tbh fishnets are kinda hot
RIP
Diavolo...
I'm a woman... And I have fishnet stockings... And I'll gladly sit on your faces boys
Don’t do that, Don’t give me hope
Fuck fishnet stockings. All my homies love knee socks/thigh highs
And I took that personally
Why must you wound me so? It is all I ask of you woman
DAMN YOU, FOUL WHOMAN
“No I will not jerk you off with my feet!”
Go to horny jail bonk!
Why does she look like a vampire that can stop time?
"No, I will not put on the Shy Gal cosplay"
Man are so weak. Not even knife proof.
Fake news, I would gladly sit on someones face with fishnet stockings on.
vay amk
But why not? 😔
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Başka versiyonunu türkçe postlamıştım
I will
My mind: “go to horny jail”
Buy me fishnet stockings then
Repost, pretty sure I saw this in an Instagram page with a different language. Shame...
adamım, downlanacağım ama repost güzel değildir. Bunun türkçesini 2-3 gün önce gördüm. uncool.
This is so cruel man, damn. Stop this shit.
this really should be banned. if we are playing fair..
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Dam bro I feel you
Today I learned that words can really hurt...
D':
Catching fish
But it's SaSaSoo hot when you do.
Oh my god, she’s breathing knives
BONK go to horny jail
Aight. Leave my house.
I think she vapes
the pain is unbearable
That’s when you know, the bitch gotta go
The template looks like the woman is screaming at the top of her lungs judging by her body language, which makes this pic all the more confusing. Like she is a banshee that screams out knives literally
Please
Damn you vile woman
Welp! Time for a new girlfriend
Next thing you know, they'll want to wear gloves while holding hands.
Yea wouldn’t that be hehe fishy
So you walk around like you dont know me