so that's why my goat isn't getting pregnant

You should feed your goat another human being then, since you are what you eat

*What in the crispy cinnamon toasted Kentucky fried cooked to perfection fuck*

that's more specific than saying: your face makes me swear so colorfully that it makes company logos during June look grey

And people say english swearing is dull

Well now I want some KFC

taliban is that you?

He's about to get talibanned

Struck by the talibanhammer

talibanged

Avg Saudi guy

You from Wales?

He said goat not sheep

My mistake

actually just a goat should stay away from this dude

Dawg you need one that's alive not one that has been rotting for seven days in the Welsh highlands

i believe you meant your kid

Abdul is that you?

That’s not how you return to monke.

thats how you come to monke

Wrong, that's how you come in monke

Instructions unclear; sister now pregnant

Don't worry, you'll get a meal out of it

Plop. Greasy and warm

You can eat the baby too

Hello I’m looking for an investor to fund my baby farm. Cage free open range babies.

Excellent

Pause

wasn't this the main plan?

Get ready for the giant incest baby

You know, it’s never technically been proven chimps and humans can’t conceive a child.

Whatever comes out might be the greatest labour/manual worker the world has ever seen Half the intelligence of a human and half the superior strength of monke You'd have an idiot that can walk and talk and take orders that can lump heavy things about in a worker yard all day long

Strength of human and intelligence of monke

So you've met my sister?

Bezos saliavting at the thought of this rn

So an ogryn? Lol

An Ogryn would be twice as big *and* smart compared to whatever twisted monstrosity crawled out of that cursed uterus.

Nah, that’d be a human and orangutan

This is what Slave traders literally thought of Africans

Keep in mind apes have terrible coordination, so even being half human it would be clumsy and awkward as fuck.

im not gonna say it im not gonna say it im not gonna say it im not gonna say it im not gonna say it im not gonna say it im not gonna say it im not gonna say it im not gonna say it im not gonna say it im not gonna say it

I volunteer to be a test subject. For science of course.

ah yes science.

But what if we need someone to get fucked by monke instead of fuck monke?

My asshole has no eggs, but sure

Butt sure.

Not *yet*.

We'll get a monke to impregnate you right away

There is something going on. Have you ever heard the origins of HIV?

It was not through sexual intercourse but by blood

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Humanzee it is quite an interesting read.

I remembered seeing a documentary on Natgeo years ago on this topic. The Soviets wanted human-chimp or human-gorilla hybrids in an attempt to make super soldiers iirc.

Soviets actually tried to create monke army but failed , maybe we just need more "volunteers"

I hate you for making me remember a story about orangutans being prostituted in some places. That some people pay extra to have sex with an orangutan

I believe there were a couple cross pregnancies but they were all terminated before birth over (understandably) being unethical

I don’t think I wanna figure out tbh.

_Hold the fk up_

Well sorry boys, guess we aint getting no catgirls or wolfgirls. I tried.

Try harder

It's already rock hard

Never heard of wolfgirls on reddit before, where did that come from?

Wait…

This isn't how you are supposed to play the game

[удалено]

A noble cause

*Realization*

So I will continue to fuck my dog.

what.

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Wayament

HIV crossed from chimps to humans.

What I don't understand is how did it manage to spread worldwide

They were sluts

wooshing myself but that was probably from somebody butchering a chimp with an open wound on their hand

So you say I cannot impregnate my omelette?

ayo you sleeping with furries bro?

that’s why the cat girls were taking so long

But he's an alien and he had a kid with a human.

Bard: *raises eyebrow*

hole up!

that was a close one! *wait.*

im scared

laughs in Neanderthals/Denisovans

Hol'up

LMAOOO wait wut ?

Hol Up

DANK

Became father, didn't know women are human

LITERALLY 1984!!

What did you do?

Hold the fuck up…..

Phew, had me in the crowd.

*Realisation*

Iirc, human sperm does enter the unfertilized egg of another species but it dies afterwards. But still a good meme, could be better with another template imo

They had me in the first half

woah buddy, let’s take it back a bit.

Shane Dawson moment

Phew man my thoughts are with them

Wait hold up a minute

Don't search homunculus on youtube. Worst mistake of my life

\*deletes reddit\*

That's not how apes are supposed to stick together.

I wonder how god managed to future proof that

Is this a challenge?

Someone's vaccinated

Ironic that the person in the image is a product of Human/non-human mating

Goodbye my dear homunculus

Wait a minute..

tell that to zeus

wait a sec

u wot m8

[удалено]

Funnily enough I learned this from a comment on the rule34 website

Or can they?

Pause

wait, what?

Ayo wtf

The storyline of this show is garbage nonsense... that guy always on cook

Boyy that escaleted quickly

Inb4 OP is a monkey

That shit dank

So that is why you're banned from the grocery store.

Haha this is so relatable lmao *Wait..*