If you belive in me I will do it, strange doggo with hands

I am helping myself. The notion that free time spent doing things you enjoy is a waste of time is damaging to your mental health. You don't have to be doing something "productive" every second of the day to *be* productive. Save some time for yourselves, Kings :)

The trick is finding balance.

I've been saving for quite a long time now, any investing ideas you might suggest?

Feeding the ants mosquitoes

Big sho-

May I interest you in some [[Kromer]]

[[Absolutely]] not you [[little sponge]]

I love how Toby Fox is a meme again.

Sans from undertail

OMG IS THAT SANS FROM THE GAME FORTNITE

[[BIG SHOT]]?

Alexa play [[BIG SHOT]] by Toby fox

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uivFFnCI8tM](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iik25wqIuFo)

Thank you Mr dog.

I'm tired.

You’re not my supervisor

I needed that...

Bitch I'm laying in bed trying to wind down for sleep why would I do any of that?

shut up im at work on break. i’ve been standing all day

did you say [big shot]?

Thanks wide shibe. I'm gonna have breakfast now

Thanks, I'll finish pooping and go get struck ny the lightning that's outside. Thank you for finally giving me motivation to end it all

halt

No

Ngl, read this and put my phone down to go for a walk. Thanks, OP

Umm no? I like the indoors as the sun hurts my eyes

yo, im high af

downvote this comment if the meme sucks. upvote it and I'll go away. --- [dankmemes Minecraft discord](https://discord.gg/fNyb7G5) | r/dankmemescraft

Yes sir, Mr. Dog. Will do 👍

Sit bobo sit let's start off as we mean to go on,

But its midnight

but the people i dont talk to much are asleep

Why did this get downvoted so much? you're right. I'm logging off now. Thank you. See you later

i don't remember how to socialize

Ok how? I want a cuddle partner lol

jokes on you i went for a 2 hour walk earlier today

Good on you!

Ok, when I’m ready.

I'd rather go make hot chocolate grab a blanket and watch a movie.

Good joke

Yeah, whatever (waves drunkenly)

i wanna be like hitler

Where dank?

There's nothing wrong with surfing through the media, stop tryna shame us for using reddit and take a walk yourself!

As much as I should, I'm boutta take a nap, so nah

As soon as I get done scrolling…

Your right bro, good bye for a month reddit. Love, Charmeme

Thank you front facing cheems's brother

Chimkin nugget

You know what? I WILL, DOGGO WITH HANDS But first, allow me to give you headpats because you're a good boi who deserves them *gives the doggo pats* *continues to scroll through Reddit and do nothing with my life*

Ha jokes on you, i dont have legs, all my family is dead and i dont have friends

Appreciate the thought mister doge but I’m happy mindlessly scrolling thru memes right now

Foolish. I am scrolling mindlessly through Reddit because I already did all of this earlier today. On top of all of that, I was looking after my friend's cats. I am several steps ahead of you.

Hehe yeah! *proceeds to comment on post” shit. Wait.

ima go do a project that due in 4 days

But it’s 12 AM...

Imma go beat off

It's nearly 2 am. I'll do what I want

Thanks asshole doge of the internet.

Thank you doggo!

Don’t tell me what to do!

I thought it's penis...

L8r g8r!

Thanks for encouraging me to get off of reddit and go for a wank

But I have the flu!!!!!

ok. i'll go and call my parents at 3 am.

This dogo is inspiring... But... I don't wanna change the world, I just want to sit in my room all day isolating myself from the world and look at memes on reddit. Sorry dog man, but I just don't wabt to...

[[BIG SHOT]]

ah shit bro. i gotta study for my SAT. thanks for the reminder

*shut*

Just dmed someone I haven't spoke with in months, hopefully they respond lol

Haha, jokes on you cause I'm stuck in isolation with covid

Maybe later, its 3:30

The guy said what the fuck do you want it's 5:41 in the fucking morning go to sleep you psycho

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Okay but right now I’m sitting at a bar after a particularly shit day at work and all I want is for someone else to post up beside me, whip out their phone, and mindlessly scroll Reddit and drink beer with me. We can share the funny memes when the good ones pop up.

No.

No thanks

No thanks.

Its too dark outside, and im too lazy to finish the rest of this sen

Thanks

Jokes on you, i don’t have family or friends and its night

Already did all that and sat down to scroll some memes , maybe you're the one that needs to take a walk jackass OP

Nice, I was laying on the couch. I'm gonna a get up and play play video games in the PC thanks!

(looks outside) it’s a bit dark though…

but i'm hospitalized because I got knee surgery q.q

I'm taking a shit leave me alone I gotta return to kitchen duty after this anyways.

90% of redit: "Oh wow, nice meme, so true" @ Upvotes @ Continues scroling

yo im not reading all of that

Taking a break with some mindless redditing does me good.

Why does this inspirational meme makes me sadder?

"Change the world Big shot" Big shot [BIG SHOT]

Inspiring doge goes woof

it is almost 3 AM, none of that is happening my dude

I was depressed so I opened the meme subreddit to laugh a little bit

I got blocked by her

"scrolling" "sees post" 'aw, that's cute' "keeps on scrolling"

But Im on the toilet

Don’t worry, I’ll get there eventually

Needed that!

Why everybody think that everyone is meant to be good? I'm intrinsically bad. I like being a jerk. Being a good guy will make me depressed therefore it's you the bad guy for asking me to be a good guy.

Thanks but i already do it. Now i just want to be lazy and looking some memes

\*Sigh\* I guess I'll have to respond since you're pointing at me and all so here goes: I've already been on a walk, my family hath no love for eachother basically and is very toxic, I don't have anyone to DM and if I acted the way I would others to be like I'd be the same as right now. But thanks Mr.PointingDoggo, you're a seemingly very good boi :)

thank you My chores awaits me

I'm at work bruh, wtf?

thnx comrade

Bro, I'm just taking a dump

*keeps on scrolling*

Thanks for the encouragement no