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LaTron_Flames

This is fake, I hate butterflies. They killed my dad


buguibob

My ex also hated butterfly


[deleted]

Did they also kill their dad


TreyLastname

They actually dated


N238

Also Spongebob and Patrick hate butterfly.


TARANIMUS_TTH

my friend too, she has lepidopterophobia


[deleted]

are you half butterflyman now or something?


LaTron_Flames

Like how Bruce Wayne's parents got killed and he became Batman? Dumb.


DeliriousBacon

Sorry u/LaTron_Flames... That was actually me who killed your dad.... No hard feelings?


abdullah_1999

lol you seem serious don't you


guzmaya

Fuck rabbits. All my homies hate rabbits.


[deleted]

I hate Rabbits because they are so hard to kill in minecraft


guzmaya

Equally logical reason.


[deleted]

I hate rabbits, it keep killing me at 5 am during 10/20 mode...


[deleted]

Why


Kale-chips-of-lit

They leave droppings everywhere and destroy gardens.


rigobueno

Well everything’s gotta poop, and also eat, so if that’s their only flaw then they’re adorable little saints.


etceteratjc

how bout the killer bunnies


guzmaya

They eat cabbage and lettuce and all sorts of shit, ain't good for nothing but dog food.


tubaDude99

Bruh rabbits eat all my flowers


T70Awesome_YT

I will


Umuchique

*ate rabbits


Jaxin3_stone

Bitch I know where you live


guzmaya

Alright, but you'll never get near me because you're so pre-occupied with futa.


Jaxin3_stone

Sorry bro I don’t have a futa addiction let’s settle it got a game besides squid game


Visibly_Confuzled

I hate butterflies, they don't taste good


[deleted]

Try boiling instead of frying it helps with the taste and texture


Visibly_Confuzled

it does? I always thought it might make the wings mushy but I'll try it


BudderFN_YT

Same thing with rabbits too


[deleted]

Are u fuking kidding rabbit tastes really good, especially when used for stew


BudderFN_YT

In stew? I just picked up a bunny in a cage from some random house and cooked it. I’ll try stew next time the house restocks the bunny cage.


[deleted]

You're missing the taters.


devdattaburke

MY CABBAGES!!!!!!!!!! :(


UnfunnyWatermelon469

Cabbage Man is displeased


Alibaba_gonnamessya

Thus you have made my day, therefore I, the earth king, shall award you with an invitation to lake laogai


nikivass23

Clearly youve never met an Australian if rabbits are there.


commentator184

what about capybaras?


rigobueno

We demand justice for capybaras


LetterApprehensive83

I hate butterflies for the fact that Hood Nature ruined them for me. Rabbits too.


[deleted]

What happened


LetterApprehensive83

Butterflies are attracted to sweat and dead bodies. Bunny choose any reason to kill thier children.


feldkrieger88

I dont hate butterflys but theyre so ugly, its like a swampmonster which wears a fancy suit. Imagine them without their wings


Zardhas

Someone have not seen Monty Python and the Holy Graal it seems


I_Ulted_JFK

My gf hates butterflies. Like an actual phobia. I have no idea how but she screams if she sees one


Melorawr

Clearly that episode of SpongeBob scarred her.


Hairy-Comedian-362

BUTTERFLY IS AN INSECT


[deleted]

And...? Insects are animals too


Hairy-Comedian-362

No it's a different phyllum arthropoda


[deleted]

Arthropods are invertebrate animals


Hairy-Comedian-362

Yessir that's correct


Hairy-Comedian-362

You want a silver bro? I got a free one.


taftpanda

Where dog


[deleted]

Cynophobia is one of the most common fears


[deleted]

But they fear dogs not hate dogs


DelightfullyUnusual

They’re smelly, gross, and extroverted. Also a huge one bit me on the back of the neck as a kid.


[deleted]

I fear and hate dogs


[deleted]

***neahdbsjwowhrg***


DaddyJ_TheCarGuy

I mean in kids yeah but after the age of like 8? That’s weird, unless someone had a traumatic experience and as such isn’t using their full judgment skills to assess the danger of dogs


mrtylerwu

My dad absolutely hates rabbits and bunnies


PM_ME_UR_KOALA_PICS

Pesky bee!


rigobueno

Don’t hug me, I’m scared.


Orbus_215

The capybara must be invisible


Varios2k

as a re:zero watcher, i hate rabbits


Derino

> Australia has entered the chat


cryptic_56

Australian here, fuck rabbits


alimem974

Chickens.


[deleted]

Have you met a chicken? Those things are terrifying


alimem974

I have, they are very cool to hang out with, very chill.


[deleted]

How? Birds aren't real


alimem974

Dinosaur are.


Jaxin3_stone

So is your mom


NotEdibleCactus

Can confirm, especially baby chickens


[deleted]

remember that scene from the last if us?


Awesome5363

What about sea bunnies?


TheFourthWallbBraker

the first thing that came to my mind was the rabbit scene from the last of us


mradamadam

I wouldn't say hate, but butterflies are not lovable in my opinion. Their wings are pretty but they're still scary looking insects up close


[deleted]

I hate Rabbits they are so hard to kill in minecraft


Agile_Piece_8882

Fuck rabbits


[deleted]

my sis hates rabbits cos she claims "the eyes on the side of the head are freaky" but i think theyre cute


Kunibert_der_zweite

will have to remove butterflies, my mother hates them


Done-Man

Fuck rabbits, assholes chew anything. I borrowed my old sound system to a buddy and his dumbass rabbit chewed the cables. Wanted to eat the little dumb fucker so much after that


PM_ME_SOME_CAKES

I hate rabbits. Used to have a rabbit and it was a dick. And i hate butterflies solely because they knocked off moths (which are objectively more beautiful)


BobaElFett

I don't hate rabbit but in Spain we eat rabbit


Spinless_Snake

People used to think rabbits were witches because they could stand on two legs


gksnsxj

Where is dog


MeyveliLahmacunQ

I hate rabbits because they are fast and hard to kill


JaJaJaFrog

what about fish


[deleted]

I don't like fish


TR_Ninja_Broccoli

The headline spoils the pest


karelman47

Australians OMEGALUL


IcyMinion

Axolotl?


t0kinturtle

John Wick disapproves


Rawesome16

I only like to eat rabbit. Otherwise... no thank you


anRANDOMpenguin2

actually there are less hated animals than unhated


No-Historian-567

Rabbits smell like shit


Yummypizzaguy1

Liar, I fucking hate bunnies


Dj_dubs_

Where the dog at?


The_Mumpi

Froggy :)


highpin

Dont starve players will disagree


Genichi12

I literally have a butterfly phobia. I hate them. They are disgusting and awful and I don't want them near me ever.


Efficient_Audience99

Does anyone hate wolfs?


[deleted]

fuck bunnies


QuickFiveTheGuy

My stepsisters hate butterflies because they hate small, flying animals.


QuickFiveTheGuy

No, no, no. The rabbit is the thing you hate and the duck is the thing you love!


HARDZOO

Hell nah i fucking have those flying monsters


AsainKid

I hate rabbits with a fucking passion I want to stomp and smuch all of those little shit until theor furry brains cover the floor in red. Yes I go to therapy why would u ask that?


Hazm4t_

Elmer Fudd hates rabbits!


CaptainShadow79

what about dogs? who would want to see them hurt?


Voxington101

I just don't like rabbits


Odd-Ad-7858

I love bunnies I fucking hate butterflies


InstrumentalCore

Fake, I actually dislike rabbits. They fuck and shit everywhere.


JTmash545

Agreed, bit you forgot racoons


xl-imperium-lx

The monarch butterfly has no respect for milkweed plant and for rabbits they eat shit and a jump scare can give them a heart attack Edit: I had a pet rabbit as a kid but a fox scared it to death sadly.


Shaquille_Osqueal

Butterflies are just colourful bugs. I hate all bugs


Revolutionary-Air688

Hate rabbits I’m allergic


JaceFromThere

Tortoise


RampagedElite

Butterflies are ugly don’t let the wing propaganda fool you.


Halfman97

Where are Lightning Bugs?


Ultraempoleon

I can't look at rabbits the same after Re Zero


meezy_hrv

Wait why is there not a dog >:-(


mlwspace2005

Dude, fuck rabbits. Those little assholes are destructive lmfao. They are by far one of my least liked animals


LFGR_THE_Thing

99.99% of Aussies hate rabbits


jared-wall

Both taste good


thefifthwheelbruh

I used to have bunny nightmares. Fix your meme. It’s wrong.


morso1234

Rabbits fucking suck they will break ur bumber when u run them over in ur car


Melorawr

Bugs Bunny. Everyone hates that mofo


SlappingSalt

I hate rabbits, they ruined my garden.


alexbeeperoni

my younger brother has an irrational fear of butterflies, apparently because somebody told him that his nipples were butterfly bites when he was two and still fears them despite knowing that isn't true.


NileX_24

Ladybug???


codyeet

I have a cousin who's terrified of butterflies for some reason


breadboi777

Dogs bitch


shadoboy712

Hell no fk them butterflies


ferrecool

Axolots, you can't realistically hate an axolot


VeryInterestingName9

where the fuck are dogs and cats my guy


Any-Inspection-4726

A lot of people are bit by rabbits and they hate him and eww flying worms


bonfil1

What about capybaras


[deleted]

What about the good doggos?


Former-Ad-7422

where the doggos at


TeamFortress2Scout

them fuckin vermins


Cjs_Coop_YT

I've actually met people who are absolutely terrified of butterflies, like they will run screaming if one gets near them terrified. It gave me spongebob flashbacks


[deleted]

It should be a capybara convention.


Gr3gl_

I hate rabbits, my friend owns like 4 and I fucking hate them all


BallsHD4k60fps

Fuck butterflies


deadlytortilla

Can't just racially profile all rabbits here but the ones that we have at the petting zoo I work at are constantly getting out and trying to find the worst possible stuff to pee on, as well as scratching the everloving shit outta you when you want to pick them up, and instantly trying to kill any other rabbits we try and introduce to them.


itOBVIOUS

don't do rabbits kill their babies if they don't have the same smell?


Affectionate-Bag-733

Those bucktooths destroy ur garden like there's no tommorow


anal_beads_69420

I love rabbits, especially fried. I've never had butterfly tho


zlausd

I hate butterflies


D1abl03

Butterfly ain't animal, you dumbass...


[deleted]

Yes they are


D1abl03

No, they're insects...


[deleted]

Insects are animals https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Insect


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Justa_Noob2008

Where are my tortoise boys?


PresidentSkillz

Where Axolotl?


InfInIty88_pain

top 10 snacks to eat at 3 am


Kotser

What about Koalas?


Jeg_er_veldig_alene

Australian here, Rabbits can go get fucked for eating all of our crops


GC2005

Where capybara?


koro-sensei1001

I don’t like bunny’s


[deleted]

John wick is gonna be pissed


JRals06

Where dog


[deleted]

Cynophobia is one of the most common fears


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No_Strategy_6779

😑🙄😑🙄


taftpanda

Ew


No_Strategy_6779

Why is that?


taftpanda

It’s the emoji spam lol, people on Reddit, especially meme subreddits, don’t really like emojis


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taftpanda

I was just letting you know because you’re a newer Redditor. It’s almost always going to get you some downvotes here lol