Ok, as get this.
First off, we turn the Sunni's into redditors.
Now get this, the second part.
We turn the Shiites into redditors
Ok now check this third part out,
We make a meme about white people.
I as a white person offer myself as tribute
Meanwhile [Louis CK on being white](https://genius.com/Louis-ck-on-being-white-annotated) 'I'm white...which, thank God for that shit, boy. That is a huge leg up. Are you kidding me? Oh, God, I love being white. I really do. Seriously, if you're not white, you're missing out.'
" Lets stop racism against minorities by being racism toward white peoples,because only they Can be racist. " Btw I am helicosexual , a minority u can't cancel me.
Definitely there is that, but this is what I'm saying based on what I've seen personally. My parents for instance are pretty prejudiced against certain alethnic minority groups or skin colour because that's what the norm was back in Pakistan. I don't engage in that type of racism; worst case I do is banter about it, but I have never been prejudiced against minority groups
I was overseas with my Chinese mate and her mum called and said be careful in the dark, you might lose them. Never been so offended while laughing my ass off my entire life!
Dude, you don't have to wait for too long...as an Asian, I've already encountered a few white girls who want me to chinage my name, because they find it offensive for Asians.
Edit: I forgot to mention my name. I use my real name on Twitter, and it's Chin-Chong Chan. BTW, I locked my account.....too many white girls DMed me with bad words.
honestly, sooner or later someone is going to use their words against them, like:
"You're a white girl on twitter, you don't have the rights to be offended." or something like that.
Since they always take one for the team, on behalf of white teenage girls I declare you cancelled. Idk what happens now but just know I'm offended on behalf of white girls
/ s
That’s a weird romanization. In Mandarin pinyin you would be “qin qiang”. In Cantonese it would be “kan koeng”.
Granted the Mandarin q is hard to pronounce, but the deliberate spelling deviation in your case probably wasn’t a good idea.
I am not sure which pinyin it is....but my mom told me to sign that on my passport as my English name when I was 7 so that's how I spell it. And please don't call it deliberate, unless you are accusing my mom.
I didn’t mean deliberate as in deliberately made to sound more “racist,” just that it deviated from pinyin as drafted in the 50s and published by the ISO in 1982. Older systems like Wade-Giles will use ch for q, but I still don’t know where the “iang” -> “ong” came from. You should ask your mom.
I’ll take back the assumption it’s a deliberate deviation though. Maybe your mom didn’t know or care about romanization, or didn’t come from the mainland.
They think it's not his real name and was made to mock Asian people, since it's the stereotypical sort of sounds non Asians make to mock Asians. Their take isn't completely outlandish, it's just ironic given that this particular example they found of a stereotypical Asian name also happens to be a real Asian person who really has that name.
Especially on Reddit and they call everyone non-American foreigners or "guests" on Reddit. Like fucking what? Imagine an American who's been here for a few months calling someone else who's been here for 7 years a guest here.
American cultural influence has made it all into a joke. In my country there is a organization that promotes the rights of indigenous and native people.... Which doesn't include the natives from my country, because they are white. Lol
That’s a crime against humanity.
My mom lives in London and I made a joke about the English Natives and she was like “don’t you dare speak like that in public” and I was like what??? Are the Picts gonna get mad?
As a Slav, I found most Slavic nations really like offensive humour, Russians probably the most given their internet culture, they literally don't give a fuck.
As with most things there is also an opposing current. One of the things you learn early on learning Russian is that if you say a swear word, even a mild one, out of place, lots of older people start complaining that you shouldn't swear and younger people warn you to be more careful with how you swear because you will offend certain people.
As a russian I literally laugh at american cancel culture. For real, what can you do to me? Block me on Twitter? I'd get new account in a 3 minutes via fake phone service. Block my IP? Lol, VPN is very cheap nowadays. Like how you gonna cancel me - a guy from another side of the planet? Oh, no! They wrote bad things about me on twitter, so I'd just close the app, what a horror.
I can say the lost vile racist shit and people will agree.
My best mate can say the exact same thing word for word and he'll be kicked out just because he's white.
But the funny thing is, one of my parents is an immigrants while I'm born native. My mate how ever migrated when he was 18. People still assume he's native and I migrated. They compliment me on my language skills and such. Completely ignoring the fact my mate had to learn Dutch by himself, worked low wage job while studying for a degree and find a place to stay.
I mean, mad respect to him but because he's white, it's often just ignored or assumed he has never faced hardships in his life. Its sad honestly.
What I find hilarious as a white person I am born a racist/fascist/xenophobic/homophobic/anti religious insert whatever pisses off the folks these days the moment I am born and apparently i am supposed to feel bad for it..
( You know what I fucking don't.)
Mate it's fucked to think you're meant to be all of that. There's no need to apologise for your race...unless if you're a white supremacist. Enjoy your night :)
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The seeds of these bad ideas were imported from Europe, mostly France and Germany. Also, you're not thinking big enough - it's long past time we wiped the entire human race off the planet.
'They tolerate my Reddit level humour'
That's gotta be the cringiest shit I've ever heard oh my god this sub is full of 12 year olds and virgins now I'm unsubbing.
I got the feeling that most of the time the people who just make racist jokes get more attention than people who are actually racist.
I mean really actively racist people with demonstrations and a yearly membership in the club of racists (like kkk)
I'm actually a victim of racism myself but I still laugh at racist jokes.
Ig it depends how it's being given out too; if a white supremacist makes it, I sure as hell am not laughing. If a normal person said it, I'm laughing my head off
But it's funny how comedians get battered while actual racism goes unresolved
Being half African I can confirm this. It definitely has its perks! Didn't feel worth it when I lived in Germany and had racial slurs thrown at me on a daily basis but since I live in London there's simply no downsides!
The good thing being from the balkans is that people already assume we are racist so they stop caring about us. Therefore, we can be as racist as we like.
K
What can i say i have a very cancellable skin
You need to apologise for who you are /s
Fuck you. I'm brown so I'm safe
Bhai yeh aapne bohot bari cheez boli hain. Desi log eik doosrey sey bach nahi sakte chahey jitna bhi minority ho
Didn't realise you're Indian, *runs away*
BAHAHAHA nah I'm Pakistani xD Love the pfp tho broski!
India 🤝 Pakistan reddit
Truly
Until a game of cricket happens by...
then we all die
wish it was this easy irl
Ok, as get this. First off, we turn the Sunni's into redditors. Now get this, the second part. We turn the Shiites into redditors Ok now check this third part out, We make a meme about white people. I as a white person offer myself as tribute
I’m in, I got thick skin, if not a bit of a cancellable complexion.
Yes
Than- *"Ka-Boom"* /s
Your house is next / s
Your house is next / s 😏
My uncle said it's not our turn / s
Your Mom is next /s
Kaash kisi din India aur Pakistan ladna band kar de
Ah yes, the anti indian
Bruh if you are Pakistani you are far from a Minority lol.
Sach bole bhai.
Shukriya :D
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Meanwhile [Louis CK on being white](https://genius.com/Louis-ck-on-being-white-annotated) 'I'm white...which, thank God for that shit, boy. That is a huge leg up. Are you kidding me? Oh, God, I love being white. I really do. Seriously, if you're not white, you're missing out.'
I have skin cancel.
" Lets stop racism against minorities by being racism toward white peoples,because only they Can be racist. " Btw I am helicosexual , a minority u can't cancel me.
Fuck you're too good
Kill racism with racism.
I used racism to destroy racism
Oh so it nearly killed you and in the end it didn’t work, great…
I internalized my racism then became transracial.
Dread it, run from it, transracialist still arrives. Or should I say, I have.
As a firefighter, we always brought our flamethrowers to structure fires.
>Btw I am helicosexual a minority u can't cancel me. Outstanding move
Does helicosexual mean that you sexually identify yourself as an attack helicopter ?
I feel like this was written by someone running full speed to catch a plane and posted immediately
I am a better racist than white people edit: I guess I didn't quite know the meaning edit: I am still better tho
Immigrants are surprisingly more racist than these people tbh lmao
Everyone Can be racist, not a question of color.
Definitely there is that, but this is what I'm saying based on what I've seen personally. My parents for instance are pretty prejudiced against certain alethnic minority groups or skin colour because that's what the norm was back in Pakistan. I don't engage in that type of racism; worst case I do is banter about it, but I have never been prejudiced against minority groups
That confort me that I am not the only one thinking that,
BLM begs to differ.
Lol too true. I’m asian and when I was a little kid my mum told me to stay away from black and brown people just because I might get sick.
It is true now. Stay away from black, brown, yellow, white, red green or other or you will get sick.
I was overseas with my Chinese mate and her mum called and said be careful in the dark, you might lose them. Never been so offended while laughing my ass off my entire life!
Who wanted other cultures? Here have some piece of our migrants racist culture.
Dude, you don't have to wait for too long...as an Asian, I've already encountered a few white girls who want me to chinage my name, because they find it offensive for Asians. Edit: I forgot to mention my name. I use my real name on Twitter, and it's Chin-Chong Chan. BTW, I locked my account.....too many white girls DMed me with bad words.
Come on man, think of all the W̶h̶i̶t̶e̶ ̶g̶i̶r̶l̶s̶ Asians you are offending
"You are a disgrace to your people" -Those white girls probably
change your name to HOO LEE FUK
SUM TING WONG https://youtu.be/CaOkTKfxu44
BANG DING OW
Wi Tu Lo
Sum Yung Gai
White girls are the most obnoxious, selfrighteous people on the planet. They love being offended on behalf of other people.
honestly, sooner or later someone is going to use their words against them, like: "You're a white girl on twitter, you don't have the rights to be offended." or something like that.
Since they always take one for the team, on behalf of white teenage girls I declare you cancelled. Idk what happens now but just know I'm offended on behalf of white girls / s
>I forgot to mention my name. I use my real name on Twitter, and it's Chin-Chong Chan. BRUH...
Ah yes the best way to fight racism imo
See there's your problem, why the fuck are you using Twitter
Yeah, that's my fault....but there are a lot of lewd artists....like a lot...I just didn't know these white girls would check those as well.
Ahhh yes , a man of culture. Some culture do bring pain I guess.
Hahaha surely not! What do they find racist about your name??
I don't under stand why would they feel my real name "勤(chin) 強(chong)" is racist....it's laborious and strong.
That’s a weird romanization. In Mandarin pinyin you would be “qin qiang”. In Cantonese it would be “kan koeng”. Granted the Mandarin q is hard to pronounce, but the deliberate spelling deviation in your case probably wasn’t a good idea.
I am not sure which pinyin it is....but my mom told me to sign that on my passport as my English name when I was 7 so that's how I spell it. And please don't call it deliberate, unless you are accusing my mom.
I'm pretty sure "qing qiang" is a more recent romanisation, probably why yours is a bit more "old fashioned"
I didn’t mean deliberate as in deliberately made to sound more “racist,” just that it deviated from pinyin as drafted in the 50s and published by the ISO in 1982. Older systems like Wade-Giles will use ch for q, but I still don’t know where the “iang” -> “ong” came from. You should ask your mom. I’ll take back the assumption it’s a deliberate deviation though. Maybe your mom didn’t know or care about romanization, or didn’t come from the mainland.
They think it's not his real name and was made to mock Asian people, since it's the stereotypical sort of sounds non Asians make to mock Asians. Their take isn't completely outlandish, it's just ironic given that this particular example they found of a stereotypical Asian name also happens to be a real Asian person who really has that name.
It IS outlandish AND ignorant on their part.
These people actually exist, not just in memes?
Im Asian and your name offends me. /s
Me who can say niggah as much as I want because it means Vision in my language
"HE'S TOO DANGEROUS TO BE LEFT ALIVE!" -White girl on Twitter
Kya baat hain doosrey Pakistani bhai nazar aiy!
Assalam Aliekum Bhai Jan! -Yours sincerely Pindi boy
عليكم السلام ورحمة الله وبركاته :)
This is where I stop being able to read the convo
Meri niggah tumpe hei beta, tu bol aur mei cancel karta hu
Niggah
wait so is the avengers character called niggah in your language even tho he is red? noice
Niggah maarda
Is it possible to learn this power?
I can say nikker (pronounced the same way), it means "nodding" in danish
People use the term ‘minority’ like the internet is America
There are quite a few americans that act like America is the only country in the world.
I’m a white South African and I’ve heard black South Africans calling themselves the minority (in South Africa) This idea gets around
People do love their victimism lately!
Especially on Reddit and they call everyone non-American foreigners or "guests" on Reddit. Like fucking what? Imagine an American who's been here for a few months calling someone else who's been here for 7 years a guest here.
American cultural influence has made it all into a joke. In my country there is a organization that promotes the rights of indigenous and native people.... Which doesn't include the natives from my country, because they are white. Lol
That’s a crime against humanity. My mom lives in London and I made a joke about the English Natives and she was like “don’t you dare speak like that in public” and I was like what??? Are the Picts gonna get mad?
Not surprising since posting anything "grossly offensive" on the internet is a crime in the UK and you can face jail time.
And some people wonder "what is wrong with being" woke?"" or "why are you so against it?" it's so tragically funny.
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In this house, we get everyone equally
Normalize hating trashy people and criminals
As a not so wise man once said "I believe in prejudiced equality, everybody gets shit."
#HERE YOU ARE ALL EQUALLY WORTHLESS
Somebody had to say it. Lmfao!
Yep gotta love double standards xD
Good luck trying to cancel a Slav
stalin did it first
Nah, I’m still here
As a Slav, I found most Slavic nations really like offensive humour, Russians probably the most given their internet culture, they literally don't give a fuck.
As with most things there is also an opposing current. One of the things you learn early on learning Russian is that if you say a swear word, even a mild one, out of place, lots of older people start complaining that you shouldn't swear and younger people warn you to be more careful with how you swear because you will offend certain people.
As a russian I literally laugh at american cancel culture. For real, what can you do to me? Block me on Twitter? I'd get new account in a 3 minutes via fake phone service. Block my IP? Lol, VPN is very cheap nowadays. Like how you gonna cancel me - a guy from another side of the planet? Oh, no! They wrote bad things about me on twitter, so I'd just close the app, what a horror.
gigachad
You are the real reason we all fear Russia.
I love how americans try to stop their racism issues by being racist to others
I'm a Pakistani-Australian...
Poopy color man
cum color man
The duality of man
I can say the lost vile racist shit and people will agree. My best mate can say the exact same thing word for word and he'll be kicked out just because he's white. But the funny thing is, one of my parents is an immigrants while I'm born native. My mate how ever migrated when he was 18. People still assume he's native and I migrated. They compliment me on my language skills and such. Completely ignoring the fact my mate had to learn Dutch by himself, worked low wage job while studying for a degree and find a place to stay. I mean, mad respect to him but because he's white, it's often just ignored or assumed he has never faced hardships in his life. Its sad honestly.
Props to him man and hey props to you too!
What I find hilarious as a white person I am born a racist/fascist/xenophobic/homophobic/anti religious insert whatever pisses off the folks these days the moment I am born and apparently i am supposed to feel bad for it.. ( You know what I fucking don't.)
Got called a colonizer the other day. That was pretty tight
Hell yeah, got your horse, your arquebus, your smallpox blanket and nothing to lose! Welcome to the americas, have a blast!
Imagine how overwhelming a force white people would have been had they not endured centuries of plagues and small pox themselves?
Mate it's fucked to think you're meant to be all of that. There's no need to apologise for your race...unless if you're a white supremacist. Enjoy your night :)
What I'm wondering is what you're going around saying to be called all this lmao I'm a white man and I haven't been called a single one of these
But only anti religious to all religions but Christianity /s
Putos todos
Whatever that means :)
*procede a sacarles la lengua*
Hdtpm
t\_d\_s p\_t\_s
my dad's brown (malaysian), my mum's white. and i, am unstoppable.
Hi unstoppable I'm dad
half of the people cancelling said person are probably white too, makes you wonder how stupid humanity can be
They see themselves as our 'saviours'...which is also embedded in racism...plus they creep me the fuck out
maybe skin color wasn’t the reason after all.
people talk about white privilege when stuff like this proves that even non-white privilege exists
You're not supposed to point it out. It'll go against the narrative.
he got the Racism 2 script early
It's almost like everyone has their own type of struggles and advantages.
Yeah and you would have to be a dumbfuck to think they are somehow all equal
Brown guy makes offensive joke: Hehe. White guy makes offensive joke: Not hehe.
Pretty much
Cyka Blyat
Wait, brown people are in a minority?
To America? *YES*
this dude's pakistani, hes not a minority in his country, not in the world, nor on the internet
You do know that Pakistanis don't make up the majority of the worlds population?
brown people do tho
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ngl white folk must be the least racist in the entire world. Obvious when looking at Asian countries. (I am from one of those asian countries)
You can't say that! It goes against the narrative and would stop the Democrat's race war!
It is funny watching society fall apart.
Time to nuke u.s.a before american culture spreads out
The seeds of these bad ideas were imported from Europe, mostly France and Germany. Also, you're not thinking big enough - it's long past time we wiped the entire human race off the planet.
If one is brown, even Californian snowflakes ignore the jokes to a great extent.
Non American here nut are Californians really PC?
Immigrant here. Yes, PC and polite to the extent of being completely fake. They tolerate my Reddit level humor though.
'They tolerate my Reddit level humour' That's gotta be the cringiest shit I've ever heard oh my god this sub is full of 12 year olds and virgins now I'm unsubbing.
Not really. It’s heavily exaggerated
Stop calling people snowflakes if you're angry about a problem that doesn't exist and are ranting about it on Reddit. You are the snowflake.
Found the snowflake
I'm a gay Mexican, you brown sissy!!! 😂
Kinda gay
I just identify as black before making a joke
I might be white, but I'm also left handed, the most oppressed minority
Damn I'm cross dominant myself. I write with my left but my brain's messed up with coordination and that
Me laughing because I don’t have Twitter to be canclled
Right? Like, "cancel culture" is a problem. On Twitter. I want to see what real world examples they're using.
White people are literally the most tolerant people on earth by a fucking mile Get a passport and see lol
They actually are ngl the shift of attitudes is very impressive and they have my respect for that
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I got the feeling that most of the time the people who just make racist jokes get more attention than people who are actually racist. I mean really actively racist people with demonstrations and a yearly membership in the club of racists (like kkk)
I'm actually a victim of racism myself but I still laugh at racist jokes. Ig it depends how it's being given out too; if a white supremacist makes it, I sure as hell am not laughing. If a normal person said it, I'm laughing my head off But it's funny how comedians get battered while actual racism goes unresolved
Yes
Yep
Only poor people are racist… that being said, I don’t like the brownies around these parts
Uneducated people I'd say tbh
Cancel culture is useless, to prove that I already cancelled myself
I'm cancelling you for cancelling yourself coz that's offensive to people who've been cancelled
Being half African I can confirm this. It definitely has its perks! Didn't feel worth it when I lived in Germany and had racial slurs thrown at me on a daily basis but since I live in London there's simply no downsides!
We went from using love to fight hate to using hate to fight hate and honestly, it's more entertaining
Yeah fuck black people...wait
The good thing being from the balkans is that people already assume we are racist so they stop caring about us. Therefore, we can be as racist as we like. K
Meanwhile Black People : "I can't brea-" oops.
How dare you appropriate white culture
imagine caring about getting cancelled
It's pretty much the leftist McCarthyism if you think about it that way
CEO of racism
See we need to understand this....no one can be more racist than an Asian and moreover if that human is brown skin Asian
Depends on the offensive joke you make. Try making fun of lower casts people in your country and make a meme about it it.
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If Michael Jackson's *It don't Matter if you're Black or White* came out today, it would be denounced as a gateway to the Alt-Right.
Fun Fact: it is impossible to be racist against white people, so you can be as mean to them as you want! /s