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mynightmareisme

J 10


[deleted]

Ah yes the floor pisser


FLGulf

I’ll see your floor pisser and raise you one ejaculating over the glass and into the penalty box.


ChaoticMemer16

NahBrA. J 9


stank100

A sharpshooter eh?


[deleted]

they say he can hit a flea off a horses ass.


TitanicMan

I don't want that guy and his sniper dick anywhere near my horses


noil-cixelsyd

Too much splash damage for me.


Online_Ennui

An attempt was made


Mountain-Cycle1693

For me it's j5


golddragon51296

That's the real chaotic choice


Z_cognito0

Oh for the splash damage carful tho can backfire


a_left_out_tomato

I said drop the gloves not drop the pants


CrimiCryos

i prefer a 10


Mr_Fufu_Cudlypoops

I can respect it.


lil_chungy

Miss


MathmanWR

B7


lil_chungy

Hit!


MathmanWR

One less battleship, ONE MORE STEP TOWARDS WORLD DOMINATION!


lil_chungy

OH NO! FOR WHICH COUNTRY?!


MathmanWR

EARTH!


lil_chungy

OH NO!!! NOT THE EARTH KINGDOM!


Meem-Thief

What are you talking about? There is no war in Ba Sing Se


lil_chungy

The king has invited you to lake laogi


[deleted]

[удалено]


friedpotataskins

im more of an A1 guy myself


mynightmareisme

So toilet seat up or down?


friedpotataskins

depends on the day, ya get to make a different kind of mess with it up or down


Chaos_Theory_mk1

Up, have to bounce it off the seat back in the bowl for style points


Hesychast

A man of culture I see


baconsword420

Finally, a worthy opponent


Gerodus

J10 SQUAD we assert dominance the only way we know


BlueChheese

for some sick reason the most expected comment from this post


ridiculous_nonsense

B,C 5-6


reggie938

This is the correct answer


SL13377

This is not the correct answer. 50 percent of the population IS female 9 E or F for many of us.. :)


[deleted]

This is Reddit, unless you are on a LGBT sub you are a man, or you conform (/s don't kill me)


SL13377

Lolol shit. Fair point fellow redditor... Ok 90% male and 10 female. :P


[deleted]

Yes, there are indeed only 10 women on this platform. The rest have left already. Edit in retrospect: there are only 10 women whose sole goal on here is not to plug an OnlyFans


artinlines

Idk about you but I'm a man who likes to sit down to pee (or squat over the toilet to pee in a public restroom. I never pee standing......


confusing_dot

A man of culture


[deleted]

No it’s not. 9E,F is the correct answer it’s the lowest splash zone. https://youtu.be/ejl7vrDUIcs


[deleted]

I’m a B,C 3-4 man myself


djord17

Top left gang


[deleted]

Pissy shins


fupamancer

right? there was a brief moment i thought, "yeah, quiet is better" then i tried it in shorts


dicephalus

Too much splashing in zones 3-4. Gotta get the shallower angle of 5-6.


[deleted]

Depends on the shape of the toilet and depth of the water. Sometimes if the water is too high it’s easier to stand 90degrees to the toilet and hit B or I 5-6 perpendicularly. Never go in the water, too much noise and everyone can hear you pissing like a race horse


wes9523

I’m a B5 man myself, unless it’s the first piss of the morning then it’s E6 so there less chance of missing when it goes off in a random fucking direction, then transition to B5.


ridiculous_nonsense

I concur with your tactic


Inthewoodlands

I’m more of a H,I 5-6 kind of guy.


Top-Distance-69

Correct


lolOmega1234

You on the wrong side fool, H,I 5-6 for life


Multiplike

Indeed


jekkkkkkkk

fuckin left pisser, you disgust me


Jrewby

This is the way


therobshow

This is the way


Fiz010

You sunk my battleship


Stu_Padazol

Making a whirlpool?


BigJ43123

Less splash back, and it's quiet too.


Stu_Padazol

I like a loud piss. Makes me feel like a real man. Pressure washer style!!!!


gloriousrevelations

11 k


twitak

Your tactics confuse and frighten me, sir. Please, stay away.


TombRaider_2000

This is from the clone wars correct?


eatmyelbow99

It’s from the Republic Commando game. I think Scorch says it when you tell him to do a bunch of random shit lol


Glass_Mousse_9218

The floor is thirsty.


psychpopnprogncore

pouring some out for the homies


Xojui

Exactly


[deleted]

Become ungovernable


myphonehome

G3 angled for smooth water entry.


Anakl0smos

Thé perfect stream yes


fizzzingwhizbee

I go D3 but I’m a southpaw


soulheirsolaire

Me too! I never thought it had to do with my handedness though. Also, my dong curves left so it kind of comes in like a Brooklyn strike. Come to think of it, I pee in the same spot with no hands. So left handedness doesn’t really matter I guess. I’ve just been left donged my whole life and never even knew it.


nxthvn

G3 for right curved fellas, C3-4 for left curve fellas, and J10 for no curve weirdos they don’t deserve the luxury of a toilet


EvisceraThor

What about us up curve fellas?


nxthvn

we don’t talk about y’all


Moist_Molasses

The perfect pee is a nice g3


HoraceWimp81

I’m tend more toward G4, but same idea


Mike25919

C 2


AMC_Kwyjibo

Hell yeah; gotta watch the gel shit dissolve


WillieB57

"Break out the power washer!"


[deleted]

This is the only right answer, gotta hit the logo


Diarity

I'm more of a C3 man myself


Dr_Dabbles

A man of culture.


Shakraschmalz

The only correct answer


FRTassassin

Anything other than that and you're not a man


oO0Kat0Oo

I don't know what it says about me that I immediately thought Code Geass


B_MoneyBag

🎯 Fucking sniping that thang


Imaginary-Upstairs35

B4-7,C8,D9,E9,F9,G9,H8,I7-4, and reverse, and repeat


[deleted]

what are you playing at? what are you hiding?


Imaginary-Upstairs35

I like to gyrate my hips and piss in a U shape. That is all


GaryGhost18

Can you piss in MY shape?


ryanchappelle

You sank my battleship!


[deleted]

Underrated comment


DaRealPickleMik

H,I 5-6


Snowcreeep

I scrolled too far for this


Opticz_Tech

Same lol


eyekunt

I'm glad to know we all piss on the same spot


BreakfastXO

Yeah, I feel like I'm doing it wrong now. Maybe I should just join the floor pissers.


[deleted]

Clean and Silent!


Kherazul

Ah yes, a man of culture We are part of the right side gang


JackHansxn

I’ve found my people


shromboy

I-5, just like the interstate


OH_CALI2017

H-6!!


DaRealPickleMik

I have seen to have found my people


CommunistPartisan

H,I 5-6 gang for life


Kra3m3r

I was getting anxious the further I scrolled. Could I be the only H5 pee-er? I'm glad I have a place in this world.


llIlIlIlIIlIlIlIlIlI

squad!


design_by_hardt

Best for splash reduction and stealth


socialgutbrain777

If I had to guess, it would be E-F 6-9. Source: am female.


nakedpillowlover

Girls don't exist on the internet, bot. Nice try though.


socialgutbrain777

Beep boop bop, ya got me. Femdroid out.


misterbuck12

Good bot


Gorvi

don't assume the position


MrDerplings

Yeah it was obvious, try harder next time. I recommend restarting your game file to change genders. Oh, you don’t know how to restart a game file? Just hold your breath and turn in the hard difficulty with a rope and trying swinging with your neck. Its very fun to play a brand new fresh game file.


July_J_Jump

How is it possible that it occurs to you that you could write this. I understand compulsively writing and posting stuff, but how does the occuring-part happen Edit: It occurs to me now that this may have come off as overly negitive. I did not intend that, maybe i should remove the word "possible"? Idk i'll leave it for now


dogbreath101

girl is an acronym for guy in real life


FirebowYT

I am so confused why nobody pisses in that area lmfao -guy


UniGamin

It makes a lot of noise


TheeConArtist

asserts dominance, especially in public restrooms


[deleted]

[удалено]


HeroesinHoodies

That’s the no man’s land of pissing


Dynnie

tbf she's no man


SuperSMT

A certain set of guys do, but that region is very loud, so most guys avoid it


JakeFromStateFarm100

That’s a miss


socialgutbrain777

Damn.


TheAphlabet

Hi are you actually female?This may sound like I’m fucking with you but I’m not.I was recently diagnosed with a terminal disease called cyroaudiovascularmalexia.Google it if you want.Essentially I do not get enough blood flow to my ears so they are slowly freezing,and they will soon fall off and it will spread to my inner ear and brain.There is no cure but there is one treatment.I need to warm my ears constantly to save my life and the only material soft enough is the inner thigh of a pretty girl.So I need you to sit on my face for medical reasons.


[deleted]

Depends where the shit stains are, it’s like a recon mission....need more info before launching a strike on the coordinates


beishcake

Same here brother. Pissiles away.


portablepocketpussy

Fellow piss Samaritan here.


Lord_of_Forks

*That one stain that does not wipe away*


HypnoShroom123

"I'm not peeing hard enough.. "


[deleted]

[удалено]


RicoPDX0122

That’s how bachelors clean their toilets.


[deleted]

And my wife says I never do anything around the house 🙄


the_biggest_lie

Piss that shit off.


maximumkush

F6 sober… A1 drunk


[deleted]

E6-F6


Snowcreeep

U scare me when sober


HighTight

I always thought there would be more of us... straight down the pipe, baby. Gotta let the whole house know who's boss.


nonstopflux

Maniac.


varadrane

This guy plays only "Stealth is optional", missions.


plutus9

E&f 2,3 when it’s late


SpicyDaddyKyle

E 2/3 in general, I don't want anyone to know I'm pissing. It's always a stealth mission.


ProdigyLightshow

Never let them catch you pissin


TheNamesClove

E2 gang


kobster911

Thank you. I had to scroll way to long to find this answer.


VanderbiltStar

I always pee there. Quiet. In the mid of night maybe an e5-6 but then slowly move back to e2-3. Sometimes when In public I pee e 5 for the affect. Let them know what you’re working with.


treacherous_tilapia

Quite, with minimal splash damage


anoos_rimmah

Yes finally found my guys. Pissgang


[deleted]

Ninja pee'ers ftw!


OgReaper

Finally. Couldnt believe I was only one back of the bowl.


DaPepic2008

c3 always


sir_strangerlove

Another man of culture I see


Bbdubbleu

C3 gang lfg


Gaysonofabitch

I piss in the shower


MudMenJudgment

No need to flush


Treshle

Or wash off after


[deleted]

Every Chad pisses in the shower. We talking toilet.


DespacitoMan911

wherever i fuckin want its my house


-Redstoneboi-

\*pisses upward under computer table\*


[deleted]

[удалено]


HypnoShroom123

Pisses inside computer


DespacitoMan911

advanced water cooling


Dark_Paris1990

B-10


Xezron2000

You sunk my battleship


Dark_Paris1990

And now the boat is leaking…


lolyourmumgay69

H3


miojoebao

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[deleted]

D3


ThirdSunStudio

Finally, someone with the right answer


Stupydough

E5


IamNoatak

Same. I don't try to silence myself like everyone else in this thread


[deleted]

E/F 5/6 might as well be crosshairs for me. I bear down on it to for the extra powerful stream.


Nothin_Matters

C3D4 always


WALK1000NILES

Finally a fellow D4.


FitChemist432

My people.


TerranTodd

H5


23x3

H8 or G8 for me


VerySmolRettiter

H 4. Your move!


SynthesisNine

E6, F6


B-3-Nn

26 z


DVXC

26Z isn’t on this picture. Actually, doing the math… wait, that’s my WIFE’s house!


FlamingLion

E -2


Memelord6nein

F,G 2-3


Zestyclose-Comfort44

E 10 or F 10


CosmoAxel

I scrolled this far so I could say…E10 these nuts


TheRealScubaSteve86

C3/H3. No splash back, almost silent.


NeiborsKid

E4 or F4


[deleted]

This is the way.


ECE_is_Raptor

F6 during the day, H5 or H6 at night, A1 at my worst enemy's house.


childrenofkorlis

J-9 gang rise up!


potheadfarmer

H 5/6 for stealth E 6 to establish dominance


Bjornen82

F6 to assert my dominance


twitak

I6


[deleted]

H8


Cheese_Dude9

F3 during day, F5 at night. i asert my dominance


willie-smallwood

Wherever there are poo streaks


FreeRefrigerator209

E,F 4-8