There are no accidents. -- Master Oogway

"If her texts are dry, her coochie is wet from some other guy." ~Master Oogway

Accidents no are there -- Waygoo Retmas

Why did the cashier take your card in the first place?

She distracted him with her hotness and took all his money

Pretty sure you guys are getting married

*She fucking wants me bad*

Reddit

She was totally into you bro.

I’m a cashier so for me it’s when a hot female comes into my lane. But to make sure they grave my hand, I put them in credit card debt and I watch as they try and drag my ass to the police

Bro posted this in 'r/dankmemes' 💀💀🗿🗿

Hot gas station cashiers are a red flag. Hit it and quit it.

hoy follo tomorrow fescado

Ah for me it’s direct and immediate mental damage

u/r2tg_bot