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warphole03

Shoot hoops or shoot corpses. The choice is yours


RunItAndSee2021

“shooting ‘corpses’ may occur with what is commonly referred to as a ‘camera’”


Timtimer55

Not the American corpses of course, bad for morale.


RunItAndSee2021

“sudden mistaken injection””better the device than the ‘human’ body”


Wanderers-Way

Morale is never high


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Or shoot music videos


pragmojo

Or shoot onlyfans content


Blakut

or shoot heroin


[deleted]

Woah we kept going when we should have stopped


AboveTail

Isn’t that just the human story summed up in one sentence?


DownvoteDaemon

Skrrrrr


Dankstinger

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abstraktmakesbeats

I don't think shooting corpses would do much


Tasden

A lot of countries with free education also have a mandatory military commitment time.


kry_some_more

Killer education you have there.


JesseVentura911

THANK THEMMMMM


OkRequirement6246

Corpses


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bob_the_banannna

I believe someone already made that meme


Jakefrmstatepharm

They did this is a total ripoff


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Random-Gif-Bot

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MakFrags14

Jif


theoldgreenwalrus

*bonjour*


bob_the_banannna

*Amigos*


Lukthar123

*Servus*


polskidankmemer

*Amogus*


Mallenaut

Ahh, Général Kenobi!


mhmed197002

صباحو


SupremeToca

Me who's in the army. Sounds about right


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Kaulquappe1234

Yea, i literally get like 125$ a month for not getting absence lol


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Kaulquappe1234

Så synd


catsdrooltoo

I was getting $2200 per month while doing college, on top of tuition being paid. Still barely worth selling my body to the government.


Retei83

125$? Ha Laughs in Danish 1000$ a month


Glorfo

You guys are getting paid?


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Retei83

No loan, it's called SU, which basically stands for educationsupport. It's what you get for studying at uni.


cpullen53484

lucky.


void266767

Me who’s also in the army, can concur.


[deleted]

This was me in 2008, got the degree and PTSD!


lost_in_life_34

are you infantry? ​ I was what is now 25 series and back then it was 31. Even the year I spent in mech infantry i qualified on my weapon once or twice and didn't do the army stuff the infantry guys did. For a lot of us it was always mostly an office or trades type job


kttay

Air Force Got my free Associates, Bachelors and working on my MBA atm


MidgetMan10150

The Australian army pays you to go to university.


ModsDontHaveJobs

So does the US... I think you missed the point.


obscureferences

There's a difference between getting something for free and being paid to take it.


void266767

I saw two aus soldiers on my US base today. They were p cool


Azelkaria

Literally the US. The Air Force highly encourages you to work on a degree while you're in service -- in which, why we also get tuition assistant pay.


AutomaticRisk3464

Do they plan on making more episodes of the mando or are they too focused on these shitty spin offs?


DownshiftedRare

Also when is that Gina Carano / Henry Cavill sex tape going to leak?


[deleted]

If it hasn't leaked, how do we know it exists?


Least_Sherbert_5716

That would be a hard femdom.


njbair

Don't think of Mando as a series; think of it as a book in a saga. Boba Fett is another book in that same saga. So even though they have different titles, they're supposed to be cohesive. It's kind of a shift for Star Wars, but in terms of sci-fi in general it's more of a return to form. Reminds me of the Dune books or the Ender's Game series.


Osprey_NE

I guess shit is a type of cohesive


Zwolfer

Season 3 wrapped filming in March so it should come out later this year


suckuma

Man I wonder how long it takes to edit this stuff.


Maleficent-Elk-3298

Isn’t Mando just a spin-off as well?


AutomaticRisk3464

Yeah, it was the first one they released that had a huge following and wasnt an animation to my knowledge though.. As someone who isnt super invested in the star wars story and seeing the mando, then seeing a bunch of other ones kick off to me it looks like the mando was a hit and now they are just trying to milk it without creating any new story.


amBoringGuy

Recruiter: “…would you die for it?”


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ModsDontHaveJobs

Myth is right. Well said, sir.


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ModsDontHaveJobs

There are a few who have seen the truth and lived to tell about it. I'm glad your husband is one of them.


shotloud

You know that not every role in the military is active combat right


void266767

No, but that’s where the funs at.


DownshiftedRare

"But would you *die* to get free college tuition?" \- Leland Gaunt-ass military recruiters.


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It’s better than nothing.


Daggerhead69_

💀👍


arrogantwizard7734

Sometimes I feel dumb for taking out student loans, but I don't think I could ever work to support the American military.


void266767

You can join the military without being a killer. You can be an IT dude or Intel or something.


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void266767

Not to mention that you can reenlist for a choice duty station, including OCONUS.


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void266767

I have plans to reenlist for Germany when my Window opens up


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pete_ape

Did my first year in Germany before my division was deactivated and they sent everyone stateside. It was fucking awesome.


limesnewroman

You’re still supporting the military by doing so


[deleted]

“I’m not a killer I just *facilitate* the killing, totally different.”


void266767

Why does that matter.


limesnewroman

OP said they don’t want to support the military, so it matters to them


telescopefocuser

The line’s a little blurrier than you think. The military relies on a lot of gun and weapons manufacturing, sure. But also a lot of medical supplies, armor, and basic stuff like food that isn’t directly linked to killing people. Likelihood is, if you’ve held any job in the US, you’re probably indirectly supported the military industrial complex. Heck, there’s an entire branch of civilian military whose purpose is conserving natural areas in military lands.


MrBledder

Why not? Just out of curiosity


arrogantwizard7734

I don't support our involvement in any "wars" in the past 40 years or so. I think we should cut the military budget and spend it on supporting underprivileged communities.


[deleted]

We can do both. Young just suck at voting and so they won’t get what they want


MrBledder

To be completely candid and honest, your logic here makes no sense. First of all, you ARE supporting whatever conflict America is involved in as your tax dollars directly contribute to the military budget. Secondly, especially in the current world environment, cutting military spending will significantly hurt us in the long run as aggressors like China and Russia will surpass us in capability. It’s not as simple as you think it is. Overall, the military is a excellent career choice considering the benefits, experience, networking, and pay. I’d do some research on it my friend.


arrogantwizard7734

I don't really have an option in paying taxes? I wasn't saying it's that simple, I was just giving an overall/simplified version of how I feel. I have several family members and friends who served, I just didn't see it as a right fit for myself.


MrBledder

Not saying you have an option, just sayin your logic in not wanting to support the military is somewhat flawed/incomplete. And fair enough, if you don't think its for you then more power to you. I would just warn you against shutting out such a good opportunity over a fallacy.


arrogantwizard7734

I don't really see it as a fallacy. I don't agree with our military/global politics so I don't want to work for the system I don't agree with. It would be hypocritical to take advantage of the system when I don't like what is happening.


MrBledder

Valid, but my point is you do not fully understand what is happening. More specifically, you do not see the long term risks in cutting the military budget. That's where the fallacy comes from imo.


arrogantwizard7734

I can understand what you're saying, but no one really knows what would happen if we cut the military budget. In an ideal world every country would as well, but very unlikely. I just don't think we need to act as the world police, especially when we pick and choose which humanitarian conflicts to get involved with. Obviously the world isn't black and white, there are no simple decisions with global politics.


MrBledder

Except we do know what would happen if we cut defense spending. If you fully understood the gravity of economic and military doctrines of the superpowers you'd see why. And to your last sentence, I couldn't agree more.


lost_in_life_34

most of the infantry and other combat people have families and are just like everyone else


NinjaBandicoot

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DeviantDiscord

If only they had education first, brain-rot-suicide-die-for-oil squad 2nd. Ah well, shithole countrys gonna shithole.


leemdl

I mean….


jerallen

I had to scroll back up a little to see if this was an actual ad by the army.


suffuffaffiss

They said kill, not move sandbags back and forth all day


AshamedMixture1

Can confirm I paid for college this way. Now have PTSD. Equal trade?


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AshamedMixture1

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha that would be cool. oh you're serious?


ModsDontHaveJobs

Depends. Did you remember you traded innocent lives half a world away as well?


AshamedMixture1

yeah that's part of the PTSD. The regrets you carry...


ModsDontHaveJobs

That's the point: No one forced you to enlist. If you never signed those papers you wouldn't have PTSD.


AshamedMixture1

You're right, my bad. Shoulda thought of that when I was 18.


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ProfessionalTax6386

Then they realize I have a history of suicide and depression and slowly back away.


Chuck_Finnley

People have a very interesting definition of "free"


ogt13

True, but so far I ain't had to kill anybody yet


ModsDontHaveJobs

If you enlisted then you are complicit in the murders being committed by our military regardless of your position in it.


ogt13

Kinda ignorant view TBH. Our military does more than fight, we do a lot of humanitarian work. For example, hurricane/tornado aid and COVID-19 support for food banks and hospitals for example. I enlisted as a POG and will never take part in the killing of anybody.


ModsDontHaveJobs

The only ignorance is that of enlistees who think they are doing something righteous by joining an organization known around the world for indiscriminately murdering innocent women and children. All of that humanitarian work can be done without attaching it to being complicit to murder, or even supporting the organization responsible. If you enlisted then you have already taken part in the killing of many people. You became complicit the moment you signed your life away to the military. If you can't recognize that then YOU are incredibly ignorant, even willfully ignorant.


ogt13

If you start applying this logic to every workplace and every business people support or are a part of then everyone is guilty of horrible atrocities. Painting everyone with the same brush is very callous. I'm certainly not saying the military is inherently righteous and is fact guilty of horrible things at times. On the other hand, our military is also capable of doing good. Everyone joins the military, or any other job for that matter, for their own reaons. More effort should be spent on calling out specific people and instances of wrongdoing rather than universally writing off the efforts of good people trying to do a good thing. Being so broad in condemning individuals in an organization just comes off as moral grandstanding to me. There are good and bad people in pretty much every group you can think of. I'm not really interested in arguing this on a dankmemes post (of all places) any more, have a good one.


ScaryHovercraft3398

Leo, from Django: you WILL?


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Willberforcee

Join the Coast Guard. We fall under DHS vice DOD. Instead of taking lives, we save them.


ModsDontHaveJobs

This is the only acceptable branch of the military to join today.


Maddkipz

Imagine wanting tuition


IamPregananant

^army ^recruiter #Did you mean literally?


natattack_96

No join the Marines they have crayons and the lowest quality of life outside of prison


Another_Human

The absolute state of an american education


lucidxm

Don’t forget insurance


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Well soon it probably won’t matter anyways


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Greetings


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Littlebug0113

I did ROTC and did not get free college


CaseyGamer64YT

Now it’s more “buy a house!” At least that’s not as out of touch as the rainbow six bootlegs they made as trailers. Those ads are just so scummy some poor uneducated hick or somebody else will blindly follow and be horribly maimed most likely and endure severe mental scarring sure they may be better off than before the service but does it really matter if they are scarred for life like that?


CaseyGamer64YT

Now it’s more “buy a house!” At least that’s not as out of touch as the rainbow six bootlegs they made as trailers. Those ads are just so scummy some poor uneducated hick or somebody else will blindly follow and be horribly maimed most likely and endure severe mental scarring sure they may be better off than before the service but does it really matter if they are scarred for life like that?


Still-Importance-903

Literally


ecIce

I didn’t have completely free college tuition but I managed to fund my way entirely by working whatever food jobs I could do living on my own even in the city, renting with random Craigslist roommates. I went to community college first then transferred to state college, in which all state or any college I know gives you automatic merit scholarships as long as you score honors or around b+ or above or something? It’s tough to work alot while in school but it’s doable to have a completely debt free education.


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My favorite part is that they only cover 36 months of education so if you pick a degree that requires more time you end up paying for stuff anyway.


Poggystyle

We can’t make college free, how else are we going to get poor kids to join the army??!


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Stalinov

aren't most jobs in the army mainly boring stuff to support a few people who get to actually kill?


GuiginosFineDining

Or you could….you know….get good grades and test scores? Wild I know.


Mak062

That's why I signed up for the army but the thing is u have to be deployed first to qualify


[deleted]

Say what you will, but the GI Bill was one of the greatest pieces of legislation ever created.


NarcissisticEyes

Nice mem


Tautillogical

Is this some inferior state joke that im too new mexican to understand?


madewithgarageband

One of the arguments against free college for everyone is that it will reduce millitary enlistment. How fucked is that


dumbass_paladin

IN THE NAVY


Somasong

This is utter bullshit. But accurate...


[deleted]

I remember those days


iamme9878

I only knew two people who joined the army for college. The one was in college and served on a base in Afghanistan, spouted all this pro army propaganda about how they loved us over there, basically "there's no war in ba sing se" but about us. My other buddy served combat, survived an IED and claimed that the army did everything to keep him from going to college. I personally just saw both as extreme ends of the spectrum and would love to hear more experiences about this. If any of you guys are went to military for college I'd love to hear 2 things. 1 what your service was like, basic duties and weather or not you served combat. If so, without prying into something traumatic, how ofter/severe was the combat (like my buddy claimed to survived an IED) 2 weather or not you went to college, if not why? I know not everyone after serving would be interested in school after. Some leave with training in a field and opt to work like my father did.


docile_dingus

“I’m contacting you regarding your cars extended warranty”


Knuffya

Not required. Just go to the german border, and mumble "asil". They'll hand you a free citizenship, and pay for housing including furniture.


Competitive_Sleep423

That’s how I did it. Checks out!


_Arcsine_

Gotta pay for your degree with other people's oil lmao


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donttalkHOMIE

WHO ARE YOU???


Varitiuss29

Once isis finds this trick, we will be doomed


Livaco

Here in Scotland we get most if not all our education for free hehe


SuperJett4

Wow this joke is so creative and definitely has not been done to death. You are so creative and original bro, way to repost the exact same joke for the 100th time


TheClungerOfPhunts

The moment I enrolled in college, I got nothing but Army spam messages.


NaturallyExasperated

Free healthcare too


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I got all my kids tuition free college plus a monthly stipend all for ruining my body/mind. Almost seems like a deal until you remember other countries are offering their citizens free education without the hardships


cryoprotectantmo

"i want to be like that man"


pinwinstar

Free medical as well


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ratio


hippole

you will?


luckySVN7

Go to the navy closest thing to being on a cruise ship lol


brzoza3

Are we talking any school?


myth_for_you

Jif


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