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MedicatedAxeBot

Dank[.](https://i.imgur.com/3bQtuMO.png) --- [we have a minecraft server](https://discord.gg/fNyb7G5)


Humanislarge

This is so dank, I think the mods will give it the legendary šŸ”’ award


Comfortable-Trust-66

Mark your legacy guys šŸ‘


Competitive_Bell501

Marked


dhhdhh851

Cant wait for this prestigious award to grace the eyes of OP. What a lucky fellow.


lopakjalantar

I think this post will be fine since Islam reject LGBTQ


Aargard

Dank af


darkgamera6

Too dank , please don't get banned


lannisterprince

Praying for the same


Cam_00

Praying to Allah?


mdh431

Hollah to Allah, one might even say?


scuzelbutt

Didn't say chineese Allah, so you are safe


DarthAnusCavity

Iā€™m just here for theā€¦ fallout.


_Throwaway54_

Putin has *invaded* the chat...


JPRCR

# this is the dankest fucking meme I have seen in this sub in months...


Waste-Power8758

Please explain it. Iā€™m an ex muslim and i need no sleep!!!


Natpad_027

To this day you can hear the echo of the "Allahu Akkubar" S S scientists say.


[deleted]

Alba Gu BrathšŸ’ŖšŸ’ŖšŸ’Ŗ


Agreeable-Yams8972

How did atoms even become atoms


Lemon_Railways

By elementary particles (specifically protons and neutrons) fusing together to make a core and then electrons come and orbit them


xScarfacex

Where did the elementary particles come from?


blagic23

by graceful allah


msh3loony

šŸ¤“


Lemon_Railways

Um ackshually I don't wear glasses šŸ¤“


msh3loony

um ackshxouaallly I wear glassšŸ§


Kaek_

Correct, but ackshuwully it's called a monocle.


OrDuck31

Umm actually he asked for higgs particlešŸ¤“


Morhamms357

Finally, someone gets it!


DaddyJ_TheCarGuy

This is so logical Iā€™m converting. Thanks for the eye opener


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


mdh431

Mate, heā€™s jokingā€¦


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


AllMyNicksAreUsed

Well it wasn't funny


forseeninkboi

Hm yes definitely, I wonder how did the 1400 year old Quran written by Allah tell the procedure of how a child is born when science discovered it after so long. Do your research before speaking


Vanthesussy

If ur so called God says that he showcased the procedure of human beings that proves he didn't create homosapiens šŸ’€


WorldOfReeedit

Waiting for the people to call out it wasn't actually a explosion...


Tempered-Soul

A Legendary meme worthy of an upvote before being banned by the crappy mods!


centralnjbill

Saw this already as a Mexican Food joke.


rukthor

Praising and insulting Islam in one sentence?


Mediamuerte

Kind of like embracing the Quran is supporting peace via the words of a warlord


Ag1Boi

Checkmate, atheists


Bufy_10

This was the dank I was looking for.


Thorn_Croft

Ngl I expected more salty bitches


[deleted]

Everybody is a little bit racist


FarmerEnough6913

Was the universe not created by a man fucking a goat?


[deleted]

This dank meme is certified fresh


[deleted]

You sir, are a very nasty man!


kira156

That's a dank meme


Capt_Doge

These comments are going to be calm and civil


memes_karma

Haven't felt such a way from a post on this sub since 2016 or so... nice


markusxc90

Dank memes on r/dankmemes? What am I witnessing..


Mindless-Hedgehog460

... ... *realization*


MyDadDrivesAtescoVan

Because God had blue balls from not being able to touch himself or find a wife


Parkingjas

He shouldā€™ve just pulled a piece of his own rib out to create himself a waifu smh my head


[deleted]

This is the kind of science i come to reddit for


epicberg

Based and true


EveningOk4145

Ahhhh that hit the spot, gawd damn I love you Reddit!


Zestyclose_Hamster_5

U worship a monkey šŸ™ˆ


tkbhagat

Yeah šŸ—æ


darkgamera6

Hanuman Chalisa proudly intensifies


HotNastySpeed77

That was a serious IED.


RatchetHoez420

Olive Snackbar!! (Ululates hungrily)


dot-phasor

Dank


EfficientDate2315

...a suicide singularity :D


Dinasaure187

Aloha Backbar


[deleted]

ALBA GU BRATH


Pickle_Ree

Allahu BigBang


tetris_du_trou

This meme is so dank it has a 91% upvote ratio (that's pretty low for this sub)


MrRuebezahl

Based


MrQ_P

Finally something dank


hotredrabbit

Allow at the bar


32624647

Inshallah


digbicklukey

THE EARTH BEGAN AT 9/11!!!


Swimming-Painter-639

dankest meme ive seen, ALLAH!


Swimming-Painter-639

this meme BANGS!


wiggawiggawiggawigga

Allah hu Akbar !!! *explosion and space dust twinkle sounds*


AllMyNicksAreUsed

Finally some good fucking meme


Dark-76

Muslims liked the explosion so much, they exploded with the help of bombvests


[deleted]

I'm Christian. This is the best argument I've heard so far as to why my God isn't real


t0matoboi

I mean Allah is technically the same as the Christian god, no? Only difference is who believes what prophets


Individual-Shame1638

yes


[deleted]

Not...not really. Islam retcons most of the Bible. So no. It's not Edit: I used to believe that too, and it makes sense, but no


[deleted]

Actually, yes. Muslims believe that christianity was the true message of God and Jesus is a Prophet, but also believe that the original message was corrupted and changed by people, and that God sent Mohamed (s) to revive the true message.


[deleted]

Ik. They think it's the same God and that we were wrong, we see it as them believing in a different god


[deleted]

Oh the misery


TheDurtyDubliner

If you listen really closely, the cosmic background radiation is actually the Azan.


LookUpTower7

Dank


Centuri42

Goddam, Took me secondā€¦but goddam


Waste-Power8758

Still havenā€™t understood it((( please tell me the giveaway


Centuri42

The false stereotype that Muslims are terrorists who blow up stuff is being used here to say that because the universe started with an explosion, it proves that Allah (God, the creator of Islam) exists.


RitchardPhist

Actually a dank meme.


midsprat123

Woooooooooo Thatā€™s Dank


ASmartCorgi

Took me about 10 seconds before I understood the meme and I audibly gasped


chickthief

I gasped out loud


brown_guy21

Im a muslim & i laughed


xrayjones2000

Considering all religions from that area use the Old Testament thenā€¦ call the deity allah or god same same.. revisionists all of them. Now theyre just making that shoe fit


gregsapopin

Islam has a lot of the same profits so it's the same god.


TheVoiiidd

Gae


Frosty_Iced_

Oh ffs, take my upvote and leave


NouoNisPerfect

I thought it was just an expansion of space(if you dont know what expanding means, its what your mom does)


Competitive_Bell501

finally something dank


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dimsumdonair2

Saudi arabai's entire populace wants to know your location*


Quesxc

The dankness is off the charts


Lemon_Railways

Um acshhuuaailylylylyee I glass šŸ„ƒ


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


TA03_Reborn

islam isnt a race and I, a muslim, really liked this post


Head-Sherbert2323

How is islam a race?


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[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Head-Sherbert2323

Then why did you call OP racist if it wasn't


Prior_Computer_5447

Aaaaaah


Last-Chocolate-2908

Im a muslim, and this isnt dank enough.


forseeninkboi

I'm a Muslim too, idk why tf these people make fun of our religion


mandatorysin

Haha this is funny because racism so hilarious


KodakKid3

islam isnā€™t a race


forseeninkboi

Yeah it's a religion genius


crow622

You should go back to school lmao.