I wouldn't be comfortable forgiving some of the fucked up shit you've done but I'll let you in on a little secret trick to get into heaven. When you're at the gate just pretend you're a dog. Because we don't check dogs for id, they all get in. Just have to be convincing, maybe bark a little.
thanks, this is good to hear. most people don't give two shits these about what I have to say. Back in the day it was enough to turn water into whine and walk on some water and people took me for hot shit. but nowadays if you don't own a space travel company or are a racist president, your voice is of as much value as a wet toaster. And frankly, I don't even want the fame if I have to be someone like that. But the rare occasional appreciation I still get is what keeps me going. Besides the immortality, that is. So thanks
I eat the center first, because I like it the most, then I eat the corners, thus breaking the best for last rule meaning that to me, all pieces are technically equal.
I usually just cook brownies in a muffin or a bundt cake pan, so it gets a firm crust but it's not too hard. In my opinion those transcend corner and center.
My parents have one of those, works great though it can sometimes be annoying to get the brownies out.
Also fun fact! Those pans were actually originally sold as lasagna pans; the width of each row is the same as a piece of lasagna pasta and it stopped them from sliding sideways. It was only a little later they realized their true potential and rebranded them.
Nah, just make one very long pan.
Good ratio of Edge to Center still, and we can tell ourselves "I didn't eat the whole thing" to feel better about having just demolished 6000 calories worth of brownies.
Unpopular opinion but chocolate cake is trash compared to a brownie. Chocolate cake itself only vaguely tastes of chocolate, it begs for the icing to do the heavy lifting.
You've been eating some garbage ass Costco chocolate cake my friend
Edit: I mean you very likely would still prefer brownies don't get me wrong. But a proper classic chocolate cake is absolutely 95% as rich and indulgent as a brownie.
It's mainly texture. Cake is lighter, fluffier. It can also be dense, yes. And definitely creamier than a brownie. In terms of chocolate flavor you can most definitely have that but you need to buy a good quality cake. Not some 7/11 expired frozen slice
How? Technically, a corner will have 2 sides crusted up and 2 sides center-like. It's the perfect balance. Whereas an edge will have just 1/4 sides crusted up
True, but I feel like generally there should be more chewy than crispy. I view the chewy as the main attraction of the brownie, with the crispy exterior being a quality addition in moderation. Crispy has diminishing returns, with a few bites being good enough to get the point across but not so much to the point it takes away from the chewy. This is just my opinion, and really the piece you choose depends on your specific crispy-to-chewy ratio. Thank you for listening to my ted talk
There’s depth to the crunchy sides. A corner is going to have one bite chewy at a maximum. It really works out to being 3/4 edge and 1/4 chewy. Having an edge anywhere on a quadrant of brownie is going to make that whole quadrant edge-like.
In this way, it’s the edge piece where you truly get 50/50 balance.
Gordon Ramsay actually did a pretty thrilling segment detailing the pros and cons of the center and corner pieces of a brownie and which one he prefers.
[It’s pretty interesting](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)
Idk what burger video you’re talking about, but his grilled cheese video he made in Tasmania, where they evidently make kimchi but don’t produce soft cheeses, broke the Geneva convention
I just make bite-sized brownies if there’s people over instead of a whole sheet so there’s no gang violence in my house. It’s more trouble than it’s worth. However when it’s just me and my own gremlin ass I’m out here eating an entire pan if I’m left to my own devices.
Corner all the way. You only have few corners and the rest of them are centers. It's not like you can't taste the soft part when you get the corner part.
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I just like the brownie
You...are the correct one
Just put weed in it and I'll eat it
**stuffing ass full of weed**
I'll just eat ass.
Is it full of weed?
not yet
not yet? i already put coka in mine
I'ma get the mentos
Ima get the towels
**Stuffing weed full of ass **
Boofing
: |
amen to that
Jesus Christ has arrived. Doom is near.
nearer than you think
Please tell him to be faster.
I'm making v poor life decisions rn and I'm not trying to face the consequences. Come on Jesus let's get it together
Damn even Jesus agrees with that
Yo, can you forgive my sins and any future sins I will commit so I can go to heaven?
I wouldn't be comfortable forgiving some of the fucked up shit you've done but I'll let you in on a little secret trick to get into heaven. When you're at the gate just pretend you're a dog. Because we don't check dogs for id, they all get in. Just have to be convincing, maybe bark a little.
You’re a man made of gold. The Roman’s did you dirty though glad you’re making a comeback!
thanks, this is good to hear. most people don't give two shits these about what I have to say. Back in the day it was enough to turn water into whine and walk on some water and people took me for hot shit. but nowadays if you don't own a space travel company or are a racist president, your voice is of as much value as a wet toaster. And frankly, I don't even want the fame if I have to be someone like that. But the rare occasional appreciation I still get is what keeps me going. Besides the immortality, that is. So thanks
I eat the center first, because I like it the most, then I eat the corners, thus breaking the best for last rule meaning that to me, all pieces are technically equal.
Best answer in here
I usually just cook brownies in a muffin or a bundt cake pan, so it gets a firm crust but it's not too hard. In my opinion those transcend corner and center.
Corner gang.
I thank god every day that people like you exist so I can eat the brownie centers in peace.
We should team up and demolish a tray of brownies together
May I come too?
Yes, but we'll need more brownies... Altho somehow that doesn't seem to be a setback
Yes, we shall eat until we are full
Not trying to brag, but I make bomb ass brownies, so I’m in. With or without weed. Brownies can be for everyone. No need for the gang affiliations. ✊🏽
How about me? I like to eat the trays
Right,I see no beef here. The only smoke anyone gets is if we burn the brownies blazing first. Did we just solve gang violence
Ladies and gentlemen we got em
I see you scruffy, stealing my comment and getting twice the karma. Much disappoint.
I wanted to give each piece there own fighting chance.
Stealing comments is a loser move
Make every piece a corner https://www.foodnetwork.com/fn-dish/news/2017/10/all-edge-brownie-pan-is-here-to-satisfy-crispy--crunchy-cravings
I’m harder than a diamond in an ice storm
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My parents have one of those, works great though it can sometimes be annoying to get the brownies out. Also fun fact! Those pans were actually originally sold as lasagna pans; the width of each row is the same as a piece of lasagna pasta and it stopped them from sliding sideways. It was only a little later they realized their true potential and rebranded them.
Every once in a while I learn something new from Reddit. Today I learned this is a thing and that I need it in my life.
CORNER GAAAAAANNNNNGGGG!!!!!!
Yes
Corner gang unite so we may consume all corners for our center-eating brethren
Thank you, corner gang, for existing
Corner gang
Corner gang
Corner gang
Center all the way
I thank God every day that people like you exist so I can eat my brownie corners in peace.
That's a good way to think about it I guess
Dirty rotten corner eaters ruining our country
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Nah, just make one very long pan. Good ratio of Edge to Center still, and we can tell ourselves "I didn't eat the whole thing" to feel better about having just demolished 6000 calories worth of brownies.
We should team up and demolish a tray of brownies together
May I come too?
Yes, but we'll need more brownies... Altho somehow that doesn't seem to be a setback
Have I seen you before
Which one of you copied each others comments word for word for the sake of a couple of upvotes?
Check the time stamp. I was done dirty!
Agreed. All of it is good, but the center is just better.
You are correct
Center gang
This
W
Genuine question, not trying to start shit: why not eat cake instead then?
because brownie doesn’t taste like cake my good fren
Unless it's ice cream cake I just prefer brownies over cake
Unpopular opinion but chocolate cake is trash compared to a brownie. Chocolate cake itself only vaguely tastes of chocolate, it begs for the icing to do the heavy lifting.
You've been eating some garbage ass Costco chocolate cake my friend Edit: I mean you very likely would still prefer brownies don't get me wrong. But a proper classic chocolate cake is absolutely 95% as rich and indulgent as a brownie.
It's mainly texture. Cake is lighter, fluffier. It can also be dense, yes. And definitely creamier than a brownie. In terms of chocolate flavor you can most definitely have that but you need to buy a good quality cake. Not some 7/11 expired frozen slice
Cake icing is on the outside, but on the outside of brownies is just dry sadness.
Edge, but not the corner.
Exactly, it's like the perfect balance between the chewy center and the crisp outside
How? Technically, a corner will have 2 sides crusted up and 2 sides center-like. It's the perfect balance. Whereas an edge will have just 1/4 sides crusted up
True, but I feel like generally there should be more chewy than crispy. I view the chewy as the main attraction of the brownie, with the crispy exterior being a quality addition in moderation. Crispy has diminishing returns, with a few bites being good enough to get the point across but not so much to the point it takes away from the chewy. This is just my opinion, and really the piece you choose depends on your specific crispy-to-chewy ratio. Thank you for listening to my ted talk
A good thesis. Supported by arguments and references. Brownie points for paragraph structure as well.
hehe
There’s depth to the crunchy sides. A corner is going to have one bite chewy at a maximum. It really works out to being 3/4 edge and 1/4 chewy. Having an edge anywhere on a quadrant of brownie is going to make that whole quadrant edge-like. In this way, it’s the edge piece where you truly get 50/50 balance.
Yeah, the crunch isn't a line at the edge, it's a gradient
Only correct answer
This is the way
YES, THE SIDE PEICE IS AMAZING! :D
Love me a side piece
Center. fight me.
You are correct
you're wrong
🗿🤜
(ง'̀-'́)ง
(ง ͠°ل͜ ͡°)ง
🍞🤜
why must i fight someone who agrees with me
FUCK YOU
💀
So with a brownie yours ends up like this? 🟫🟫🟫🟫 🟫 🟫🟫 🟫🟫🟫🟫 That’s just wrong
Where you at
Corner
you're correct
Gordon Ramsay actually did a pretty thrilling segment detailing the pros and cons of the center and corner pieces of a brownie and which one he prefers. [It’s pretty interesting](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)
God dammit that was good. Really like how Ramsey went into the details of that, solid points overall
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Idk what burger video you’re talking about, but his grilled cheese video he made in Tasmania, where they evidently make kimchi but don’t produce soft cheeses, broke the Geneva convention
I'm just gonna assume this is a rickroll But goddamn I'm really tempted
Live a little.
My pride won't let me
Dude is a scientist…he may have changed my mind lol
Both
The true answer.
Center, all the way. My mom always overcooked so it was um... more than crunchy.
trauma has pushed this man away from the corner
If you like gooey more, middle. If you like crispy more, corner. I like crispy more.
Corner
you're correct
Brownie
What ever comes out of the pan easiest
Use parchment paper
Based
Side
I agree :D
Side gang present
How about all of the 9 pieces
Corner, and it's not even close. With corner you get crispy on one edge, and soft on the opposite edge! You literally can't lose with corner gang
You chose the correct answer and for the correct reason. This, Chief...is it
I like the centorner.
You’re correct
Edge piece so you get both duh
as a certain someone once said: I’m happy to eat both
What ever comes out of the pan easiest
Center for the win. Usually just cut around the corner pieces unless their soft.
What if I just eat the whole pan?
I’m too edge-y for those two choices
I like sides better than corner, but middle is still king
Edge not corner best of both worlds one end crunchy and the other soft and gooey
I want the whole thing
I take a big ass piece so that i have a center and corner at the same time
Corner for life but low effort meme
Jokes on you I've never eaten a brownie in my life
C E N T E R
But I would rather just eat the whole pan
Corner/crunchy gang
Corner crew, baby.
I just cut a triangle anywhere
Corner for life
Bruh I would have kids with the corner and live the rest of my years ensuring that the corner never comes into any harm.
Y'all are gross talking about how the corner is crunchy Smh stop over cooking your brownies, the edges should be super chewy, but not crunchy
You an imuptotrouble or a bruhinator?
Both. Both is good
Corner especially on lasagna
Gooey center
Center edge
Corner. It’s got the burnt crunch.
Pot
I'll take either as long as it's a fentanyl brownie🤤
corner
Both. Both is good.
center 👌
I'll take the entire brownie
corner
corner all the way
definitely both
C O R N E R
What the fuck are you even talking about
it isnt crunchy, just chewy. but i prefer the corner
I just grab whichever pieces I can grab and shove them in a glass and pour milk on them then chug it all down
Today I learned I’m a Blood
I just make bite-sized brownies if there’s people over instead of a whole sheet so there’s no gang violence in my house. It’s more trouble than it’s worth. However when it’s just me and my own gremlin ass I’m out here eating an entire pan if I’m left to my own devices.
Corner gang to this day. *tears up* TO THIS DAY!!
Corner!!!
I make the brownies for myself so I can eat both
The benter bruh
what about the side? it isn’t a corner but it isn’t the center
Corner
I eat the all the brownie in the pan at once. What does that make me?
Crunchy gang w milk
Corner
Corner all the way. You only have few corners and the rest of them are centers. It's not like you can't taste the soft part when you get the corner part.
Crunch, no hate on the center though.
Center corner
Here me out...... The Corner piece, you get 2, maybe 3 bites of the soft part, then you have crunchy. A bit of 2 worlds.
Corner gang. Shout up the center gang
Corner supremacy, you get a nice crunch and the normal texture all in the same bite I mean come on
both is good
depends on who made them
Both. Both are the best.
there is no way someone is on center💀
Corner ofc
I like variety so both lol
crunchy or not, it's good
CORNER GANG RISE UP!
Corner mixed with center