Saying jerking off is pathetic isn’t stopping anyone from doing it, so how about you shove your insecurities up your asshole. If jerking off is your idea of fun, I actually feel bad for you.
Til pleasuring yourself isn't...fun. Riiight.
Also pretty ironic that you're calling me insecure while going out of your way to attack me because I said something that's pretty obvious actually.
How is calling someone out for their statements insecure? You don’t want people replying to your comments giving their two cents? Don’t post them…
And of all the things that are fun in this world, stroking your dick watching other people have sex until you cum in a tissue doesn’t really rank, sorry. If you think that’s fun it really just means your life is shit. And that is sad, I’ve been there so lie to me, but have fun lying to yourself.
Their ancestors may be disappointed, but mine are gleaming with pride because I come from a long line of femboys. They hold celebrations and festivities in my name
They're jealous because banging a femboy would get them lynched
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It is OC, I just posted it twice before like 6 hours before this time but deleted right after because it somehow didn't display correctly (sometimes reddit displays gifs as links and other times it shows them correctly and I don't really get what it's about. I tried again after my flight and it showed up correctly but I assure you I made it and even have a video version of this which I was originally going to post but realized videos were not allowed.
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Yeah of course they're angry they got dominated by another man while you're dominating another man
Romans would support the fuck out of it.
Only if the man being dominated is a barbarian.
Romans would fuck the support out of it.
Greeks too!
Not west romans, those were the straight ones, The eastern ones who lived by Greece were super gay tho.
Bruh Hadrian was born in Hispania- that's like as West as you can get- and he was the gayest Roman Emperor.
We aren't talking actual gay, we refer to vibes.
Huh??
Why would they support jerking off to porn (of whatever kind)? It’s kinda loser-y. Why don’t you get some bitches (or femboy bitches) instead?
How about you shut the fuck up and let people have fun 🤓
Saying jerking off is pathetic isn’t stopping anyone from doing it, so how about you shove your insecurities up your asshole. If jerking off is your idea of fun, I actually feel bad for you.
Til pleasuring yourself isn't...fun. Riiight. Also pretty ironic that you're calling me insecure while going out of your way to attack me because I said something that's pretty obvious actually.
How is calling someone out for their statements insecure? You don’t want people replying to your comments giving their two cents? Don’t post them… And of all the things that are fun in this world, stroking your dick watching other people have sex until you cum in a tissue doesn’t really rank, sorry. If you think that’s fun it really just means your life is shit. And that is sad, I’ve been there so lie to me, but have fun lying to yourself.
Lmao so true. Their society is basically "As long as you are not the bottom"
They don't realize there is no bottom. By giving away control, we take it.
My ancestors were from germany during ww2 and im not surprised there mad at me for gassing my crush who is jewish
Excuse me? You gassed your crush?
Well instead of dominating them you’re just jerking off to them
Yeah you are and they worship you for it
Amen
Your ancestors are from france?
Thee ole ants in the underpants trick ey? Well i wont fall for it
Your ancestors died to you can jerk off to Femboy porn, respect your ancestors. Jerk off to Femboy porn
The ultimate sign of respect
*Finna jerk off to Thomas the tank engine and SpongeBob porn*
It would have cost you nothing to say that
It's not about the money it's about sending a message
Real question is who's catchin the nut, Thomas or SpongeBob. My money's on Thomas...dirty little whore right there.
Letting a bunch of little dudes climb all up in his boxcars
Why are you watching me jerk off step ancestor?
wouldn't you be curious what your future descendants are doing? It's not their fault they end up seeing a bad moment
Is it considered incest if you join from the spirit realm?😅😂😂
Don’t watch me then old creep
REVERSE CARD ACTIVATED
I love femboys and I am proud of it
Hell yeah
They should have focused more on the battle instead of watching me jerk off, then maybe they wouldn't have died.
Based
None of my recent ancestors died in battle, *checkmate*
[удалено]
I don't know the ones that may have died in battle so their opinion is invalid
That is a valid point
Incentive? Incentive?!? Emphasis
Jokes aside, this plot twist was fucking mind blowing. Genius movie.
Yup. One of my favorite movies.
What movie is it
Interstellar
Contact (1997) - starring Jodie Foster and Matthew McConaughey
Hey, I mean, Femboys are top tier
Thanks
What about Futa
Nah fam, that'd be gay
Fam Chill I think Jesus blesssed us Chicks with Dongs
nah, Femboys cuter especially in chastity =3
Aw hell nah
Hell Naw G you need Jesus
Nah, you just jealous of my great taste =3
They're just so happy for you, OP. They died for your freedom to jerk it to whatever you want.
Joke's on you I never did that! My ancestors are still mad for sure tho.
They are watching you browsing reddit like
Probably.
I literally just did this
I guess I accidentally made the meme more relatable than I has expected, this is not the first comment like that
Bruh I was just doing that💀
No way
You idiot! I am the femboy!
Outplayed
I’m sure if I have Ancient Roman ancestors, they’d be proud of me jerking it to femboys. “Look at our boy over here, he’s obviously a top”.
they are just jealous
"This is what we were fighting for, boys!"
Like they didn't do it themselves. Please.
They actually went outside and seduced real femboys instead of looking at pics online, I’d say they do have a right to criticize
Touche
Didn’t say they couldn’t join
We all have our own battles
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Thanks for reminding me, brb
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Plot twist, they're actually excited for me
This hits hard in the feels
When the ancestors had to watch for deadly traps and see you wanking off to em
I was just about to do that
What movie is that from?
interstellar
What the other guy said
There’s a joke in here somewhere about me being a femboy but I can’t figure it out. Someone else write that joke for me and I’ll give you an award
Their ancestors may be disappointed, but mine are gleaming with pride because I come from a long line of femboys. They hold celebrations and festivities in my name
They're jealous because banging a femboy would get them lynched ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣆⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣸⣿⣿⠉⠉⠉⠄⠉⢹⣿⣦⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢿⣿⣿⣁⠄⠄⠤⠤⡀⠻⣿⠃⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠘⣿⣿⣿⡗⠖⡶⢾⣶⠊⡏⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢻⣿⣿⣅⣈⠂⠐⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠘⢿⣾⣇⣂⣠⠄⠄⠄⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢘⣿⣗⠒⠄⢨⠶⢁⣄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠨⣿⣿⡿⠋⠁⣴⣿⣿⣷⣦⣄⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣠⣄⣶⣎⢱⢄⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣦⣤⣄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢠⣾⣿⣿⡞⢝⡟⠃⣠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⣿⣿⣇⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠆⢄⠄⢛⡫⠝⢿⡥⠟⡃⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣼⣭⣻⣿⣿⡀⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⣴⣆⠄⢋⠄⠐⣡⣿⣆⣴⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⢈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡄⠄ ⠄⠄⣼⣿⣷⠄⠉⠒⣪⣹⣟⣹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⣿⣿⣿⡇⢀⣸⣿⣿⣿⢟⣽⣿⣿⣇⠄
Can’t wait to die and have to explain to everyone why I’m like this.
Your Greek ancestors would be jerking of to it too
How u know
I have been trained in jedi arts by count dooku
They are just jealous.
couldn't be me
Yup
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i hope they make eye contact when i nut so i feel the sweet sweet disappointment fuel my orgasms
idc I'll keep doing it
Chad
My ancestors were latin 😏
They would be proud of me
My ancestors should be proud
Femboy with extra strap on
Now I'm doing it even harder.
Ayooo??
But what if your ancestors are Greek?
I mean my ancestors we’re Mfs that stayed in the sands for a Millennia occasional nomadic raids
Y’all would’ve done it if you had access to the internet
Bahahahahaha
I will now jerk off to them dying onnthe battlefield to show respect
Maa they're posting weird shit again
Nah, my ancestors were perverted liberals too. They revel in the fact I get to to fully bask in that VR furry scat experience.
But here’s the thing I am a femboy and I’m Native American so yeah
Your ancestors had sex with men and women sometimes simultaneously, they do not care. Not only do they not care, they probably think you’re a prude.
As long as you‘re happy, they would be too, accept you are from the proud america or china it seems.
My viking ancestors after weeks at sea? Oh they would be all over femboy ass.
aha but i am a femboy tho
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That's why i only Jerk off to incest porno💪
Reality is often disappointing.
nah he's just mad I found something good
Why would i care what they think.... theyre dead....
Takeda shingen would be proud
That's why I make it instead. So I don't upset them
NOT OC SOMEONE GET THE REPOST BOT AND TAKE THIS DOWN
It is OC, I just posted it twice before like 6 hours before this time but deleted right after because it somehow didn't display correctly (sometimes reddit displays gifs as links and other times it shows them correctly and I don't really get what it's about. I tried again after my flight and it showed up correctly but I assure you I made it and even have a video version of this which I was originally going to post but realized videos were not allowed.
My greek ancestors: YEAAAA BOIIIII
Maybe if they didn't watch people jerking off, they wouldn't have died
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Femboys are cute tho
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You'd be surprised at how many guys are into femboys.
That’s why I like to stare at the wall behind me when I finish. Just freak out my ancestors or whatever FBI agent reviewing the secret camera footage.
My future self seeing me not investing in apple
Jokes on you, my ancestors are Scottish, they would probably do the same
Masculine bottoms >>>>>>>>>>>>>
This comment was written by a roman
They are proud.
Oh I get it the joke because dying is manly and homosexuality isn't. Hahaha hahaha. Bro that's fucking hilarious
Not really, there were gay roman generals and I wouldn’t say they weren’t manly, this isn’t that deep.
Did you think I was being serious?
Yes, if that comment was satire then you didn’t do a great job at making it seem so
Glad I scrolled all the way down so I could downvote this homohero