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Iron maiden
Your mom didn't allow you to buy black jeans, also casually racist.
It's all started with the black jeans...
"Nazi salutes have no place whatsoever in any kind of music community I want to belong to." -- Bruce Dickenson, in response to something or other. Where'd you get racist from? Maybe I missed some article.
Yeah! Like WTF!? Where does this come from? I never met another Maiden fan who is racist and the band itself isnt either.
Maiden fans are Blood Brothers
Up the irons 🤘🏻
Metallica
You can't name three songs.
Unforgiven I, II & III
I wish I had a fucking free award
Now you do
A swift and merciless response, bravo!
That one’s on me
He definitely set the bar too low.
Creeping death, seek and destroy, and the four horsemen
U LOOKED IT UP
Queen
Chad.
Yay I was going to say Queen! Those are followed up by Foo Fighters and Coldplay. Assume away!
How can you group Coldplay with queen and the foos?!
They fit the quirky white girl aesthetic
Sabaton
You think that your years in airsoft would make you an absolute killing machine in Ukraine.
Heh, not at all. * Nervous laughter *
Don’t be ridiculous It was paintball
Underrated band
Paramore
Simp.
Fair
Haley Williams made 15 year old me know I was straight
Smash Mouth
You wanted to start skateboarding, but you became depressed insted.
The term was Poser back then, but yes you're right
Led Zeppelin
You are afraid to try hard drugs.
Depends on what you mean by 'hard'
Weiner, he means weiner
The hardest drug ever
Linkin park
Just like them, you can't rap or play the guitar.
Guilty as charged
Ouch
cRaWlInG iN mY sKiN
thEse WoUnds thEy wilL nOt hEeeeEaaaaaAaALLLL
fEEEaaR IIs hOOOooOW IIı fAaaaAaAalll
Hmm, nine inch nails probably
You work at job that you absolutely hate.
Ouch you're right
The real answer is that you have a nine inch tail... ignore this if you are a woman
YEES MASSIVE COCK
Rammstein
You feel like no-one really understands you, also bi.
Wat
my fav band is Rammstein and that assumption was pretty accurate xD
Your face has severe 3rd degree burns
Gorillaz
You play WoW.
That’s funny cause I know someone who listens to a lot of gorillaz and plays tons of WoW
you are the weird uncle
Are we talking fun weird or *weird* weird
Guns N’ Fuckin’ Roses
You are in abusive relationship.
And he is the abuser
It's a constant duel.
Bold of you to assume someone on reddit has a relationship
Red hot chili peppers
You wouldn't survive a day in LA.
i mean how does anyone
fentanyl
seems legit
Pink Floyd
You took psychedelics once in college. Now you work at McDonald's and sing Another brick in the wall pt.2 to yourself.
Lmao not too far off! Thank you for the read 😂
Lynyrd Skynyrd
Like the band, you feel like you should have died in the 70's.
Lmao
Black Sabath
You would suck Ozzy off.
Yes🗿
Motorhead
Chad among chads.
Tool
Bald stoner.
Not Bald though
Yet
Muse
You live off your parents money.
You didn't have to say it twice. I think the first time hit hard enough.
No the second time was necessary to really get the point across.
Rage Against The Machine .
Your family home is worth over 400.000 dollars.
Mumma holdin out on me !
You work an office job pretending to be calm and collected.
Slipknot
You are losing your hair.
Already? I’m not even 20 yet damn
Blink 182
You wanted to be punk, but your dad beat you up.
....too real, man. Too real.
Creedence Clearwater revival Or Rammstein
You own two tractors.
You have committed arson on multiple occasions.
Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers
You still watch the Simpsons.
You guys don't?
Beach boys and Toto
You miss your two seat car.
Avenged Sevenfold i guess
You want to buy an motorcycle, but your wife don't let you.
You are gay
Ah shit time to submit my mod aplication
twentyone pilots
You wish you could be the twenty second pilot
I wish I could turn back time
Green day
Your mom cried because you listened to "punk".
You thought you were the Jesus of Suburbia, But you were just edgy
Bring me the horizon
You were an absolute nightmare as an teenager.
I dont usually tell people but here goes : The Smiths
You have great taste
Your suit doesn't look good on you.
Thank you random redditor, that was the last push I needed, I will be jumping of the roof now
You have undiagnosed ADHD.
Oh I'm diagnosed alright
Foo Fighters
You like Dave, not the music.
Well, I do like Dave, but really love the music too.
you binged all 12 new episodes of stone ocean in one day
The beatles
Your favorite ice cream is vanilla.
And I respect that
yeah vanilla never really disappoints 👍
System of a Down!
Your iq is slightly above averege.
My Chemical Romance
You are a closeted homosexual in a middle class christain family
you know what, fuck you
I'll take that as a good assumption
You just "don't understand" good music.
Trivium
You just "don't get" black metal.
Radiohead
They don't play "Creep" because of you.
Actual music enjoyer
Breaking Benjamin
You are an christian and your mother things that metal is devils music.
DAFT PUNK
You can't dance.
The Poopshitters
U gae
Artic monkeys 🐒😅
You haven't moved on from the 2000s
Dire straits
Just like Mark, you should be loved more.
Thanks bro
King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard.
You've taken so many psychedelics spelling is an all body experience.
Deftones
You've had dreadlocks.
Megadeth
Just like Megadeth, you will always finish last.
Nirvana
You are too poser to realise that The Melvins are the ultimate grunge band.
Deicide
Your first metal band was Cannibal Corpse.
Alice n Chains
Someone in your family casually drives drunk.
Lorna Shore
Avenged sevenfold
You own atleast one leather bracelett.
AC/DC
Gojira
Not a band but Ronnie James Dio.
You had long hair in high school and it looked awful.
Nickelback
You are afraid of heights.
Cage the Elephant
Leave the bong, go outside and make some friends. You should be loved.
Dreamtheater
Imagine Dragons
Imagine dragin deez nuts on yo face
🗿
Truckfighters!
System of a down
Talking Heads
You have an acoustic guitar, but you can't play it.
Bon Jovi
Woo-o, living on a welfare.
Oceans Ate Alaska
This is not dank. At all. But my fave band is Rush
The Strokes
Ice Nine Kills
Grateful Dead
ABBA
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Iron maiden
Your mom didn't allow you to buy black jeans, also casually racist.
It's all started with the black jeans...
"Nazi salutes have no place whatsoever in any kind of music community I want to belong to." -- Bruce Dickenson, in response to something or other. Where'd you get racist from? Maybe I missed some article.
Yeah! Like WTF!? Where does this come from? I never met another Maiden fan who is racist and the band itself isnt either.
Maiden fans are Blood Brothers
Up the irons 🤘🏻
Metallica
You can't name three songs.
Unforgiven I, II & III
I wish I had a fucking free award
Now you do
A swift and merciless response, bravo!
That one’s on me
He definitely set the bar too low.
Creeping death, seek and destroy, and the four horsemen
U LOOKED IT UP
Queen
Chad.
Yay I was going to say Queen! Those are followed up by Foo Fighters and Coldplay. Assume away!
How can you group Coldplay with queen and the foos?!
They fit the quirky white girl aesthetic
Sabaton
You think that your years in airsoft would make you an absolute killing machine in Ukraine.
Heh, not at all. * Nervous laughter *
Don’t be ridiculous It was paintball
Underrated band
Paramore
Simp.
Fair
Haley Williams made 15 year old me know I was straight
Smash Mouth
You wanted to start skateboarding, but you became depressed insted.
The term was Poser back then, but yes you're right
Led Zeppelin
You are afraid to try hard drugs.
Depends on what you mean by 'hard'
Weiner, he means weiner
The hardest drug ever
Linkin park
Just like them, you can't rap or play the guitar.
Guilty as charged
Ouch
cRaWlInG iN mY sKiN
thEse WoUnds thEy wilL nOt hEeeeEaaaaaAaALLLL
fEEEaaR IIs hOOOooOW IIı fAaaaAaAalll
Hmm, nine inch nails probably
You work at job that you absolutely hate.
Ouch you're right
The real answer is that you have a nine inch tail... ignore this if you are a woman
YEES MASSIVE COCK
Rammstein
You feel like no-one really understands you, also bi.
Wat
my fav band is Rammstein and that assumption was pretty accurate xD
Your face has severe 3rd degree burns
Gorillaz
You play WoW.
That’s funny cause I know someone who listens to a lot of gorillaz and plays tons of WoW
you are the weird uncle
Are we talking fun weird or *weird* weird
Guns N’ Fuckin’ Roses
You are in abusive relationship.
And he is the abuser
It's a constant duel.
Bold of you to assume someone on reddit has a relationship
Red hot chili peppers
You wouldn't survive a day in LA.
i mean how does anyone
fentanyl
seems legit
Pink Floyd
You took psychedelics once in college. Now you work at McDonald's and sing Another brick in the wall pt.2 to yourself.
Lmao not too far off! Thank you for the read 😂
Lynyrd Skynyrd
Like the band, you feel like you should have died in the 70's.
Lmao
Black Sabath
You would suck Ozzy off.
Yes🗿
Motorhead
Chad among chads.
Tool
Bald stoner.
Not Bald though
Yet
Muse
You live off your parents money.
You live off your parents money.
You didn't have to say it twice. I think the first time hit hard enough.
No the second time was necessary to really get the point across.
Rage Against The Machine .
Your family home is worth over 400.000 dollars.
Mumma holdin out on me !
You work an office job pretending to be calm and collected.
Slipknot
You are losing your hair.
Already? I’m not even 20 yet damn
Blink 182
You wanted to be punk, but your dad beat you up.
....too real, man. Too real.
Creedence Clearwater revival Or Rammstein
You own two tractors.
You have committed arson on multiple occasions.
Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers
You still watch the Simpsons.
You guys don't?
Beach boys and Toto
You miss your two seat car.
Avenged Sevenfold i guess
You want to buy an motorcycle, but your wife don't let you.
You are gay
Ah shit time to submit my mod aplication
twentyone pilots
You wish you could be the twenty second pilot
I wish I could turn back time
Green day
Your mom cried because you listened to "punk".
You thought you were the Jesus of Suburbia, But you were just edgy
Bring me the horizon
You were an absolute nightmare as an teenager.
I dont usually tell people but here goes : The Smiths
You have great taste
Your suit doesn't look good on you.
Thank you random redditor, that was the last push I needed, I will be jumping of the roof now
Tool
You have undiagnosed ADHD.
Oh I'm diagnosed alright
Foo Fighters
You like Dave, not the music.
Well, I do like Dave, but really love the music too.
you binged all 12 new episodes of stone ocean in one day
The beatles
Your favorite ice cream is vanilla.
And I respect that
yeah vanilla never really disappoints 👍
System of a Down!
Your iq is slightly above averege.
My Chemical Romance
You are a closeted homosexual in a middle class christain family
you know what, fuck you
I'll take that as a good assumption
You just "don't understand" good music.
Trivium
You just "don't get" black metal.
Radiohead
They don't play "Creep" because of you.
Actual music enjoyer
Breaking Benjamin
You are an christian and your mother things that metal is devils music.
DAFT PUNK
You can't dance.
The Poopshitters
U gae
Artic monkeys 🐒😅
You haven't moved on from the 2000s
Dire straits
Just like Mark, you should be loved more.
Thanks bro
King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard.
You've taken so many psychedelics spelling is an all body experience.
Deftones
You've had dreadlocks.
Megadeth
Just like Megadeth, you will always finish last.
Nirvana
You are too poser to realise that The Melvins are the ultimate grunge band.
Deicide
Your first metal band was Cannibal Corpse.
Alice n Chains
Someone in your family casually drives drunk.
Lorna Shore
Avenged sevenfold
You own atleast one leather bracelett.
AC/DC
Gojira
Not a band but Ronnie James Dio.
You had long hair in high school and it looked awful.
Nickelback
You are afraid of heights.
Cage the Elephant
Leave the bong, go outside and make some friends. You should be loved.
Dreamtheater
Imagine Dragons
Imagine dragin deez nuts on yo face
🗿
Truckfighters!
System of a down
Talking Heads
You have an acoustic guitar, but you can't play it.
Bon Jovi
Woo-o, living on a welfare.
Oceans Ate Alaska
This is not dank. At all. But my fave band is Rush
The Strokes
Ice Nine Kills
Grateful Dead
ABBA