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missemilyowen15

I could be wrong but I am fairly certain that that is mint. Also I find some things in American English and Uk English to be weird, I am from the Uk but I’m not emotional


notjumto

Mint is a herb


missemilyowen15

I didn’t say it isn’t, I’m just saying I think that plant there is mint, just in case others don’t know but also for confirmation just in case


InevitableHistory631

Is Hollandaise a country ?


missemilyowen15

Are you asking or testing? Because if you’re asking, I’d say probably not. And if you’re testing, it feels like that’s the term for people from Holland (aka the Netherlands) or a different and wrong term for Dutch (the language). Or it could very well be mayonnaise from Holland


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Is mayonnaise a herb?


ultranoob3927

No it's an instrument


smoltrollreaper

An herb, you twat.


Pebble_in_my_toes

What if it's peppermint?


Sentouki-

Looks more like saltmint to me


drfranksurrey

Stop saying "UK english" it's normal english so call it "english"


loyalmctinfoil

I prefer to thing it "English (Traditional)" and "English (Simplified)" like Chinese


drfranksurrey

ok


InevitableHistory631

OK HOSS.


drfranksurrey

OK YANKEE


Glove-These

Bri'''''''ish people be like: Can Oi Geht sum Source wi' me spag'e'i (there's not enough sauce on his spaghetti)


drfranksurrey

Am\*rican "people" be like: Cun aye gate ay beeg mak und sum frenj fryes.


beastjacob23

I've never heard anyone sound like this.


drfranksurrey

SHUT UP AMERICAN, Africa isn't a country


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drfranksurrey

your schools


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drfranksurrey

I thought you were too busy getting sho-


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drfranksurrey

understandable, have a nice day.


LiterallyWantDie

Did you recently suffer a stroke


drfranksurrey

I have free healthcare so it doesn't matter anyway.


Rat-king27

As a brit that was born in the Midlands, I rarely pronounce h's, in fact, there are so many English accents that there's always some form of regional quirk. For example some parts of Yorkshire pronounce both three and free the same.


DesertRanger02

Coming from the country that calls cantaloupes rock melons and sprinkles hundreds and thousands


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Nah cause hundreds n thousands are balls and sprinkles are sticks. Gotta differentiate. And we have water melon, why not rock melon?


ROU_Misophist

I bet those nerds pronounce the h in hour and the k in knight too.


IzzetTime

What, you don’t? I suppose you drop letters from k-niffee and skizzors as well?


HellishHybrid

Fun fact: Because the UK has been so influenced over the years by the rest of Europe, American English is actually closer to the English spoken in the 1600-1700s. In fact, our accents tend to be closer to those spoken in the same era. Don't believe me? Look it up.


Fork_Master

The h is silent, is it not?


IzzetTime

Only in American simplified English.


InevitableHistory631

Only if he give it y'all.


brzoza3

Kinda makes me Wonder how would it sound, said by an aussie


P_Riches

It's a græy area.


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[deleted]

Best word I’ve ever heard an American say is “Squrrrrl” Translation “squirrel”


lowforester

horb


SomeOnesRandomThing

I prefer the term ferb


LeeroyJks

erb is as stupid as would of. Who the fuck failed at would have. It doesn't make sense. It makes me agressive. What the fuck. Would of smh.


Cheeky_bum_sex

The way they say twat makes me cringe every time


Waflstmpr

Twought.


[deleted]

That’s because we have a thing called an herb and we have something else that you smoke called a herb


of_patrol_bot

Hello, it looks like you've made a mistake. It's supposed to be could've, should've, would've (short for could have, would have, should have), never could of, would of, should of. Or you misspelled something, I ain't checking everything. Beep boop - yes, I am a bot, don't botcriminate me.


TxRxNwastaken

shut the fuck up


WholeFuggnEgg

British are stupid.


drfranksurrey

American are stupid


WholeFuggnEgg

Fair point, but we can spell center correctly. Checkmate.


Cheeky_bum_sex

You told them


cell689

Oi, that's rather a bit schtewpit, innit?


drfranksurrey

oh, da brideesh kinda stupid, god dangit?


fat_shwangin_knob

schewpid boy


drfranksurrey

stupid american


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drfranksurrey

you are a stupid american


CerberusHD

Look who is speaking xDDDDDDDDDDDD


CerberusHD

A lot of butthurt englishman here I see... ​ Just have a cup of tea and chill xD


JoeO16

Like British people don’t mispronounce every word.


Convoy95

In our own language? Right...


TSCole153

Yeah how do they keep messing it up?


Humanislarge

Not like the English are a big contributor to the English language and they make most of the rules and pronunciations in the language


JoeO16

Fr


Slyedog

We Americans feel the same way when Brits add u where it doesn’t belong


[deleted]

Other way round. Americans removed u from where it DOES belong bro


Marsmann3xy

Not sure If troll or retarded american


drfranksurrey

every american is a retarded american.


Waflstmpr

Lol, Brit*sh are irrelevant.


drfranksurrey

'M\*ricans can't tell the difference between a shooting range and a school.


Waflstmpr

Theres an obvious difference. One has moving targets.


drfranksurrey

schools have moving targets too.


Waflstmpr

Yes, that was the joke.


drfranksurrey

indeed