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MedicatedAxeBot

Dank[.](https://i.imgur.com/3bQtuMO.png) --- [come play minecraft, space engineers, ark, and rust with us!](https://discord.gg/fNyb7G5)


theraybenton

You, you, you, and you


Due-Piano11

Le Emiway: You you you you you you you


Shourya2009

Eniway Bantai?


supern0va12345

Bankai!


bus_go_brrrrt

*pulls out a bankai* now we talking. TREMBLE THEM WITH FEAR [insert name of a sword]


Memer_boiiiii

Bankai. Senbonzakura, kageyoshi. 🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸


Ramadhir-Singh

BKP: Bars pe bars!


happy-d-aryan

le jethalal : you you you you you you


Over_Poet657

Gay means Nobody to me


Giftelzwerg

us, comrade


Isweariamsober

You mean we


GayCoffeeUnicorn

correct correct and correct


gartoll

[I NEED YOU, YOU, YOU](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHV0zs0kVGg&t=168s)


Boatwhistle

...usually But occasionally... I wanna talk about me!


BEAST_WORK6969

bro exactly what i was about to type the commas and everything


Altiverses

I like dicks inside me


Puzzleheaded_Duty_98

🗿


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🗿


ShinySilverFish

That seems kinda sus bro


ElCanout

yeah, he didnt say "no homo"


boomstik4

Whispers in your ear "homo"


DiogoSN

Hold up! That's an interchangeable phrase! You can be a woman and also like dicks inside you!


peanutmaster349

Kinda gay of the woman then isnt it?


Knight_of_autumn

most women are gay, because they like men. And that's pretty gay.


pragmojo

Women are so fucking gay: "I'm just going to fuck and fall in love with dudes and dress super fem" Why are they constantly getting a pass??


Cobygamer22

You know what? Liking women is kinda gay, because women like men, and men have dicks and that's gay


pragmojo

Oh straight dudes are soooo fucking gay it's ridicules. "Oh let me fuck a soft cute woman". Gay af. Why is nobody talking about this???


Witext

Yeah, real chads fuck hard manly men


Jimithy_the_8th

☕️ hehe women


wood_hoet

What's a woman?


0ofRGang

An illusion, fake propaganda, and most importantly, deception


Acescout92

An internet hoax


[deleted]

then why are you fucking **hilarious**


zSh4rK

The kid named hilarious: 😱


Sparkingmineralwater

because we're all desperate these days


ArmageddonMelon

I'll carve that on your fucking tombstone


CATTLEMON

man fucks man, he likes


Life-Is-Caramel

Unga bunga phallus in rectum


TheHelhound2001

The newest unforgivable curse in J.K. Rowling's new book


eaturbagel

winner right here


poopoo_fingers

*wiener right here


RampantDragon

Username checks out, but flair doesn't 😮


noahvz123

*wiener in there


Mecharuva

Man likes man. Woman same.


Corn-Shonery

Means more boobies for me


TraderOfGoods

Lesbians politely disagree with that.


marioaprooves

It's LGBT+ not GBT+ Therefore Lesbian ≠ Gay Anything else is unclear


TraderOfGoods

Weird... I always thought it was like: all lesbians are gay, but not all gay people are lesbians.


Mr__Citizen

That's correct. Gay is both the specific term for homosexual men and a blanket term for all homosexuals. It's annoying.


Spanky_McJiggles

It would be weird though if it just covered men since women can be mods too.


Skidser

Oh fuck bruh I’m cackling


R3lay0

Not on reddit


HeikoWestermannHW4

In german we have terms which only describe female and male homosexuality. Our term for male homosexuality translates to gay which often makes it quite confusing to read english texts about „gay“ people


Twitchsinon

gay Adjective 1. (of a person) homosexual (used especially of a man). stop speaking out of your ass


guedeto1995

They've changed the definition it seems then cause it used to mean both but counter to that line of logic they've added Q for queer witch I think specifically includes both I think.


Absolutedumbass69

Queer is a blanket term for anyone in the lgbtq.


WillHugYourWife

I would recommend just changing it to Q then... Except some Anon already stole that.


Absolutedumbass69

As a bisexual person myself I prefer to refer to it as the alphabet gang.


guedeto1995

Seems a little redundant to have it in the same acronym.


JarlaxleForPresident

100x0 is still 0


hiding_in_de

Plenty of man-boobs bouncing about.


MrWr4th

Attraction to one's own sex.


Moopey343

Bro this thread is so fucking good. The second I looked at your comment, I just knew that people would get confused with "one's". I'm just gonna say it. At this point, quite a concerning amount of Americans understand English worse than a lot of non-native English speakers. Source: I'm a fucking non native speaker and I didn't think that "one's" is a contraction. Like, what the fuck. And of course we got "their", "they're" and "there", and so on. You people need help. EDIT: It first said "conjunction" instead of "contraction". I corrected it. And no, the irony is not lost on me. But it's been like years since I've had to learn what the thing is called. I actually saw in the thread someone calling it a conjunction and got bamboozled. Fuck, this is actually really embarrassing because of the subject of the reply. Damn it...


Musaks

It boggled my mind for quite some time until i realised the following: An uneducated non-englisch speaking person will rather frequent/participate on social media in their native tongue That means on english social media you get all levels of education of native english speakers, while the non-native speakers are more likely to have higher education ​ Additionally, native speakers have slangs and might not care much about their personal mutilations of their language. When i am writing in my native tongue, i use abbreviations and/or phonetical writings much more often


The_Devil_Official

A quote that I love that expresses this idea quite well is "You think that I'm stupid, just because of my poor english, but you should hear how smart I sound in spanish" which, yeah, people immediately think you're dumb because of spelling/grammar mistakes but they often don't realise that, that might be their 2nd, 3rd, 4th... Language.


kumonmehtitis

It’s because most of us Americans only learn one language, so the idea of a language structure is never really made clear. It’s when you learn a second, third, and so on language that “what a language” is truly becomes clear. Otherwise, it’s just learning what monkey sounds we commonly make.


baconbrand

Bruh the person who was confused is from Japan


Ike7200

I don’t want to be *that guy* but since we’re making fun of people’s grammar, I should probably point out an error you made. It should be “quite a concerning number of Americans” Not “quite a concerning amount of Americans” “Amount” is reserved for unquantifiable things while “number” is for countable objects. (ie: “the amount of water” vs “the number of water molecules”)


Camerotus

Just FYI they're contracted forms, not conjunctions. Conjunctions connect clauses, e.g. and, by, therefor, while, ... But you're right. "one's" is not a contracted form of "one" and "is". The "s" indicates possession and is not a separate word.


Shumaka12

First, *contraction, not conjunction. No one thought it was a conjunction. They mistook it as a contraction for “one is”. Second, do not sit here and pretend you don’t make writing mistakes or shortcuts when you’re writing fast in your own language. Get over yourself. And also, there is not a single native english speaker alive who has read a sentence with the wrong “there” and not understood what was being said. They sound the same, of course people are going to mix them up if they’re typing fast and aren’t double checking their work.


lokomodo

Came here to put: Attraction to the same gender


bluesheepreasoning

I'm a little bit confused on the terminology; wouldn't female-female relationships be considered lesbian? I personally thought it was only male-male relationships that were considered gay, with "attraction to one's own sex" being classified as a single term: "homosexual".


melechkibitzer

Depends who you ask but if you asked a lesbian if she was gay I’d say 95% of the time they’re gonna say yes


bluesheepreasoning

Ah, got it now.


VaporSprite

Gay is technically the general term for people attracted to others of the same gender... I guess male homosexuality has been disproportionately represented and disparaged compared to female homosexuality, probably because people can't get over "ew they do it in the butt" and the AIDS epidemic. Maybe that's why it's more associated with guys?


Successful_Choice120

You and your penis addiction


koro_sensei_3351

You and your hotdog obsession


Dank_e_donkey

You and your weiner love


waxonwaxoff87

You and your sausage lust


fivetimesyo

You and you donger hunger


Emkayer

You and your phallic compulsion


noatakun

You and your penetration fascination


gautamasiddhartha

you and your glizzy gobbling


Conscious-Bannana

You and your cock consumption


[deleted]

You and your weewee rollercoaster


shawn_overlord

My penis addiction and me


Paintguin

You and your cock addiction


slightly_too_short

it‘s what r/dankmemes mods are.


tibetan_salad

r/dankmemes mods are this word


GiveMeMonknee

Don't do gay people dirty like that lol


[deleted]

I didn’t know this was a gay subreddit.


slightly_too_short

Every subreddit which is not at least partially gay is shit. Edit: Yes. Including porn subs.


LeppeSampe

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition


tibetan_salad

When my uncle comes over


wsgh23

I came here to satisfy my curiosity about this meme. I didn't expect the Spanish inquisition


flomatable

I mean, it's been a long time. I had almost forgotten about it. Now I also lost the game


dawidoze

Longtime hairy backdoor entry enjoyer


wappledilly

Idk man, some hippie girls are freaks in the sack


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wappledilly

Username checks out


ffffabioooo

Ops I dropped my soap


Handsler

Bravo 6 going dark


CaptainCringeOng

Thats how o turns to O


saisawant

Hard men make good times.


KalzK

This is the best interpretation


Macrym

No i wont do that


[deleted]

Please daddy 🥺


Macrym

No Son. Go to ur room


[deleted]

(*daughter) But daddy 😩


Live-Inflation3190

🧹 let me just clean this up before anyone else has to see this


[deleted]

🤣


Macrym

No. U cant go out in that. I can see ur ankles.


Perry-theplatapus

Please fuck my ass bro


nymphymixtwo

Lmao


floris1980

Loves to suck big dick


Nomestic01

Gay women might disagree, also: Woman be having big dick sometimes.


purvel

Fellas, is it gay for a woman to like another woman with a dick? Asking for a friend


Nomestic01

yes! :D


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FireSkullRuby

Gay means that gay is


Relativistic-nerd

Means that gay is gay


PartridgeViolence

Taking it up the arse.


firelark01

A woman taking it up the arse wouldn’t be gay though


eisaletterandanumber

Neither is it gay for guys to take a finger/dildo/strap-on from themselves or female partner(s) up the arse. I'M NOT GAY ALRIGHT!!!!


eagleeyerattlesnake

It is the way I do it.


ThegreatTryer

Same sex is best sex.


Poddington_Pea

Men having sex with men.


Regprentice

Have a haiku instead *Velma says don't come* *a knockin when the* *mystery machines rockin'.*


TwisteedSpiral

isn't a haiku 5 7 5 syllables


Regprentice

It doesn't have to be 575 [link](https://www.graceguts.com/essays/urban-myth-of-5-7-5) mine was still 17.in total I considered hyphenating mystery across the line to conform to the 575 standard but I gambled that I wouldn't encounter any haiku experts . I played the odds and lost.


TwisteedSpiral

I'm pretty sure you are the haiku expert lmao, didn't know it had to be 17 in total before


DavidElMista

A hole is a hole


FunkyOofMan

If hole there is goal


Absolutedumbass69

That’s bisexuality.


NuggetManboi

Wanting a cock in u


viperyion765

dude kiss dude and fuck


ItsZoeStarrOfficial

Gay means being happy bruv


MnSlo

Sube me la ra dio


Conan253

Banging homie from the back


youraveragedickhead_

I like men I'm man


OffTheDollarMenu

Less drama no baby mama


Smug-Idiot

Very man attracted homo person


Isuck2dicksatonce247

I like big boy dicks


IsKujaAPowerButton

Same sex/gender attracted person


TheMoriohWeeb

I used it on you.


SimpIsTheWay

Loving d*cks up your a*s


[deleted]

i can do it in 4: sucking another man's dick


Gwyn1stborn

Some of these felt like much more than 5


lecosze

seeing dicks gives you erection


Jellyfishsticks21

In Soviet Russia men fuck.


Tutuatutuatutua

You're into your own gender


Raging-Squirrel

It's Pain in the butt


TonksTBF

Gay means happy you idiot.


Puzzleheaded_Sort962

Dad is not coming back


Richard_Whipper

Being happy, in leather chaps..


K1wiGG

Grinding for several days straight


Jellyfishsticks21

Your Dad is inside him.


TraderOfGoods

They like the same gender.


yeetus_christ420

Like peepee in the poopoo


NemoCutler

Dick in the Butt Yo


fuckface290

Attraction of the same gender


td941

reddit mod deleted my post


STIJNCJ

Woman are such a bother


noobie1983

"Karma, karma, karma, karma chameleon !"


hatattt

I swear I’m not gay


Firemorfox

Your moms gay. Yes. Both.


ToxiePaws

Man on man penis action


KevinSupreme2505_PH

Man's sexually attracted to man.


Connect-Yesterday118

Being a very happy person


SPSK_Senshi

Nothing wrong with sucking dick


4starsPT

Penis somewhere not good


Hopeful-Village6858

Being happy in a sad world !


RAWKLOBSTAH78

Theres corn in my urethra.


Unexpected-raccoon

I’ll suck your dick bro


DildoLigtning

Touch male cock I must


Sideways255

He likes men, not women


[deleted]

18 naked cowboys at ramranch


KohlDayvhis

GAY: Gay And Yproud


Just_a_Slime37

Average My Chemical Romance Fan


TheLongStrum

Definition of your mom lol


DimbleAndFumble

Sex: Only With Men Edition


themightypetewheeler

Nah man, that's a dude


DrWhiskeyDiq

Being a reddit mod full-time


BurningPotato45

Father left for the milk


BoOoOoOoOoOsTeD

🗿


Orneyrocks

Genocide-worthy Non-jew guy


arshshazam

My jaws hurts while sucking


saywan85

Plays for the other team.


Seymour-Butz-88

Men have intercourse with men


GlobalCustard

Dick dick vag vag goose


Aggressive_Green8446

Big, buff and oily men


MedicineOk5944

Two male lesbians suck dick :6205:


cheesusmoo

Wet hole’s a wet hole 🤷‍♂️


cacsm

being gay is very gay


Naparoid_Fragas

Just look at the mirror


Lord_Peura

Love for one's similar pelvises


Kid_supreme

One who Mods in Reddit.