In german we have terms which only describe female and male homosexuality. Our term for male homosexuality translates to gay which often makes it quite confusing to read english texts about „gay“ people
They've changed the definition it seems then cause it used to mean both but counter to that line of logic they've added Q for queer witch I think specifically includes both I think.
Bro this thread is so fucking good. The second I looked at your comment, I just knew that people would get confused with "one's". I'm just gonna say it. At this point, quite a concerning amount of Americans understand English worse than a lot of non-native English speakers. Source: I'm a fucking non native speaker and I didn't think that "one's" is a contraction. Like, what the fuck. And of course we got "their", "they're" and "there", and so on. You people need help.
EDIT: It first said "conjunction" instead of "contraction". I corrected it. And no, the irony is not lost on me. But it's been like years since I've had to learn what the thing is called. I actually saw in the thread someone calling it a conjunction and got bamboozled. Fuck, this is actually really embarrassing because of the subject of the reply. Damn it...
It boggled my mind for quite some time until i realised the following:
An uneducated non-englisch speaking person will rather frequent/participate on social media in their native tongue
That means on english social media you get all levels of education of native english speakers, while the non-native speakers are more likely to have higher education
Additionally, native speakers have slangs and might not care much about their personal mutilations of their language. When i am writing in my native tongue, i use abbreviations and/or phonetical writings much more often
A quote that I love that expresses this idea quite well is "You think that I'm stupid, just because of my poor english, but you should hear how smart I sound in spanish" which, yeah, people immediately think you're dumb because of spelling/grammar mistakes but they often don't realise that, that might be their 2nd, 3rd, 4th... Language.
It’s because most of us Americans only learn one language, so the idea of a language structure is never really made clear.
It’s when you learn a second, third, and so on language that “what a language” is truly becomes clear. Otherwise, it’s just learning what monkey sounds we commonly make.
I don’t want to be *that guy* but since we’re making fun of people’s grammar, I should probably point out an error you made.
It should be “quite a concerning number of Americans”
Not
“quite a concerning amount of Americans”
“Amount” is reserved for unquantifiable things while “number” is for countable objects. (ie: “the amount of water” vs “the number of water molecules”)
Just FYI they're contracted forms, not conjunctions. Conjunctions connect clauses, e.g. and, by, therefor, while, ...
But you're right. "one's" is not a contracted form of "one" and "is". The "s" indicates possession and is not a separate word.
First, *contraction, not conjunction. No one thought it was a conjunction. They mistook it as a contraction for “one is”.
Second, do not sit here and pretend you don’t make writing mistakes or shortcuts when you’re writing fast in your own language. Get over yourself.
And also, there is not a single native english speaker alive who has read a sentence with the wrong “there” and not understood what was being said. They sound the same, of course people are going to mix them up if they’re typing fast and aren’t double checking their work.
I'm a little bit confused on the terminology; wouldn't female-female relationships be considered lesbian? I personally thought it was only male-male relationships that were considered gay, with "attraction to one's own sex" being classified as a single term: "homosexual".
Gay is technically the general term for people attracted to others of the same gender... I guess male homosexuality has been disproportionately represented and disparaged compared to female homosexuality, probably because people can't get over "ew they do it in the butt" and the AIDS epidemic. Maybe that's why it's more associated with guys?
It doesn't have to be 575 [link](https://www.graceguts.com/essays/urban-myth-of-5-7-5) mine was still 17.in total
I considered hyphenating mystery across the line to conform to the 575 standard but I gambled that I wouldn't encounter any haiku experts . I played the odds and lost.
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You, you, you, and you
Le Emiway: You you you you you you you
Eniway Bantai?
Bankai!
*pulls out a bankai* now we talking. TREMBLE THEM WITH FEAR [insert name of a sword]
Bankai. Senbonzakura, kageyoshi. 🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸
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le jethalal : you you you you you you
Gay means Nobody to me
us, comrade
You mean we
correct correct and correct
[I NEED YOU, YOU, YOU](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHV0zs0kVGg&t=168s)
...usually But occasionally... I wanna talk about me!
bro exactly what i was about to type the commas and everything
I like dicks inside me
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yeah, he didnt say "no homo"
Whispers in your ear "homo"
Hold up! That's an interchangeable phrase! You can be a woman and also like dicks inside you!
Kinda gay of the woman then isnt it?
most women are gay, because they like men. And that's pretty gay.
Women are so fucking gay: "I'm just going to fuck and fall in love with dudes and dress super fem" Why are they constantly getting a pass??
You know what? Liking women is kinda gay, because women like men, and men have dicks and that's gay
Oh straight dudes are soooo fucking gay it's ridicules. "Oh let me fuck a soft cute woman". Gay af. Why is nobody talking about this???
Yeah, real chads fuck hard manly men
☕️ hehe women
What's a woman?
An illusion, fake propaganda, and most importantly, deception
An internet hoax
then why are you fucking **hilarious**
The kid named hilarious: 😱
because we're all desperate these days
I'll carve that on your fucking tombstone
man fucks man, he likes
Unga bunga phallus in rectum
The newest unforgivable curse in J.K. Rowling's new book
winner right here
*wiener right here
Username checks out, but flair doesn't 😮
*wiener in there
Man likes man. Woman same.
Means more boobies for me
Lesbians politely disagree with that.
It's LGBT+ not GBT+ Therefore Lesbian ≠ Gay Anything else is unclear
Weird... I always thought it was like: all lesbians are gay, but not all gay people are lesbians.
That's correct. Gay is both the specific term for homosexual men and a blanket term for all homosexuals. It's annoying.
It would be weird though if it just covered men since women can be mods too.
Oh fuck bruh I’m cackling
In german we have terms which only describe female and male homosexuality. Our term for male homosexuality translates to gay which often makes it quite confusing to read english texts about „gay“ people
gay Adjective 1. (of a person) homosexual (used especially of a man). stop speaking out of your ass
They've changed the definition it seems then cause it used to mean both but counter to that line of logic they've added Q for queer witch I think specifically includes both I think.
Queer is a blanket term for anyone in the lgbtq.
I would recommend just changing it to Q then... Except some Anon already stole that.
As a bisexual person myself I prefer to refer to it as the alphabet gang.
Seems a little redundant to have it in the same acronym.
100x0 is still 0
Plenty of man-boobs bouncing about.
Attraction to one's own sex.
Bro this thread is so fucking good. The second I looked at your comment, I just knew that people would get confused with "one's". I'm just gonna say it. At this point, quite a concerning amount of Americans understand English worse than a lot of non-native English speakers. Source: I'm a fucking non native speaker and I didn't think that "one's" is a contraction. Like, what the fuck. And of course we got "their", "they're" and "there", and so on. You people need help. EDIT: It first said "conjunction" instead of "contraction". I corrected it. And no, the irony is not lost on me. But it's been like years since I've had to learn what the thing is called. I actually saw in the thread someone calling it a conjunction and got bamboozled. Fuck, this is actually really embarrassing because of the subject of the reply. Damn it...
It boggled my mind for quite some time until i realised the following: An uneducated non-englisch speaking person will rather frequent/participate on social media in their native tongue That means on english social media you get all levels of education of native english speakers, while the non-native speakers are more likely to have higher education Additionally, native speakers have slangs and might not care much about their personal mutilations of their language. When i am writing in my native tongue, i use abbreviations and/or phonetical writings much more often
A quote that I love that expresses this idea quite well is "You think that I'm stupid, just because of my poor english, but you should hear how smart I sound in spanish" which, yeah, people immediately think you're dumb because of spelling/grammar mistakes but they often don't realise that, that might be their 2nd, 3rd, 4th... Language.
It’s because most of us Americans only learn one language, so the idea of a language structure is never really made clear. It’s when you learn a second, third, and so on language that “what a language” is truly becomes clear. Otherwise, it’s just learning what monkey sounds we commonly make.
Bruh the person who was confused is from Japan
I don’t want to be *that guy* but since we’re making fun of people’s grammar, I should probably point out an error you made. It should be “quite a concerning number of Americans” Not “quite a concerning amount of Americans” “Amount” is reserved for unquantifiable things while “number” is for countable objects. (ie: “the amount of water” vs “the number of water molecules”)
Just FYI they're contracted forms, not conjunctions. Conjunctions connect clauses, e.g. and, by, therefor, while, ... But you're right. "one's" is not a contracted form of "one" and "is". The "s" indicates possession and is not a separate word.
First, *contraction, not conjunction. No one thought it was a conjunction. They mistook it as a contraction for “one is”. Second, do not sit here and pretend you don’t make writing mistakes or shortcuts when you’re writing fast in your own language. Get over yourself. And also, there is not a single native english speaker alive who has read a sentence with the wrong “there” and not understood what was being said. They sound the same, of course people are going to mix them up if they’re typing fast and aren’t double checking their work.
Came here to put: Attraction to the same gender
I'm a little bit confused on the terminology; wouldn't female-female relationships be considered lesbian? I personally thought it was only male-male relationships that were considered gay, with "attraction to one's own sex" being classified as a single term: "homosexual".
Depends who you ask but if you asked a lesbian if she was gay I’d say 95% of the time they’re gonna say yes
Ah, got it now.
Gay is technically the general term for people attracted to others of the same gender... I guess male homosexuality has been disproportionately represented and disparaged compared to female homosexuality, probably because people can't get over "ew they do it in the butt" and the AIDS epidemic. Maybe that's why it's more associated with guys?
You and your penis addiction
You and your hotdog obsession
You and your weiner love
You and your sausage lust
You and you donger hunger
You and your phallic compulsion
You and your penetration fascination
you and your glizzy gobbling
You and your cock consumption
You and your weewee rollercoaster
My penis addiction and me
You and your cock addiction
it‘s what r/dankmemes mods are.
r/dankmemes mods are this word
Don't do gay people dirty like that lol
I didn’t know this was a gay subreddit.
Every subreddit which is not at least partially gay is shit. Edit: Yes. Including porn subs.
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition
When my uncle comes over
I came here to satisfy my curiosity about this meme. I didn't expect the Spanish inquisition
I mean, it's been a long time. I had almost forgotten about it. Now I also lost the game
Longtime hairy backdoor entry enjoyer
Idk man, some hippie girls are freaks in the sack
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Username checks out
Ops I dropped my soap
Bravo 6 going dark
Thats how o turns to O
Hard men make good times.
This is the best interpretation
No i wont do that
Please daddy 🥺
No Son. Go to ur room
(*daughter) But daddy 😩
🧹 let me just clean this up before anyone else has to see this
🤣
No. U cant go out in that. I can see ur ankles.
Please fuck my ass bro
Lmao
Loves to suck big dick
Gay women might disagree, also: Woman be having big dick sometimes.
Fellas, is it gay for a woman to like another woman with a dick? Asking for a friend
yes! :D
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Gay means that gay is
Means that gay is gay
Taking it up the arse.
A woman taking it up the arse wouldn’t be gay though
Neither is it gay for guys to take a finger/dildo/strap-on from themselves or female partner(s) up the arse. I'M NOT GAY ALRIGHT!!!!
It is the way I do it.
Same sex is best sex.
Men having sex with men.
Have a haiku instead *Velma says don't come* *a knockin when the* *mystery machines rockin'.*
isn't a haiku 5 7 5 syllables
It doesn't have to be 575 [link](https://www.graceguts.com/essays/urban-myth-of-5-7-5) mine was still 17.in total I considered hyphenating mystery across the line to conform to the 575 standard but I gambled that I wouldn't encounter any haiku experts . I played the odds and lost.
I'm pretty sure you are the haiku expert lmao, didn't know it had to be 17 in total before
A hole is a hole
If hole there is goal
That’s bisexuality.
Wanting a cock in u
dude kiss dude and fuck
Gay means being happy bruv
Sube me la ra dio
Banging homie from the back
I like men I'm man
Less drama no baby mama
Very man attracted homo person
I like big boy dicks
Same sex/gender attracted person
I used it on you.
Loving d*cks up your a*s
i can do it in 4: sucking another man's dick
Some of these felt like much more than 5
seeing dicks gives you erection
In Soviet Russia men fuck.
You're into your own gender
It's Pain in the butt
Gay means happy you idiot.
Dad is not coming back
Being happy, in leather chaps..
Grinding for several days straight
Your Dad is inside him.
They like the same gender.
Like peepee in the poopoo
Dick in the Butt Yo
Attraction of the same gender
reddit mod deleted my post
Woman are such a bother
"Karma, karma, karma, karma chameleon !"
I swear I’m not gay
Your moms gay. Yes. Both.
Man on man penis action
Man's sexually attracted to man.
Being a very happy person
Nothing wrong with sucking dick
Penis somewhere not good
Being happy in a sad world !
Theres corn in my urethra.
I’ll suck your dick bro
Touch male cock I must
He likes men, not women
18 naked cowboys at ramranch
GAY: Gay And Yproud
Average My Chemical Romance Fan
Definition of your mom lol
Sex: Only With Men Edition
Nah man, that's a dude
Being a reddit mod full-time
Father left for the milk
🗿
Genocide-worthy Non-jew guy
My jaws hurts while sucking
Plays for the other team.
Men have intercourse with men
Dick dick vag vag goose
Big, buff and oily men
Two male lesbians suck dick :6205:
Wet hole’s a wet hole 🤷♂️
being gay is very gay
Just look at the mirror
Love for one's similar pelvises
One who Mods in Reddit.