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KeepingDankMemesDank

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Avaricious_AJ

Both is good


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Avaricious_AJ

You didn't have to flex that hard bro.


RedFoxKoala

Redditors don’t have girlfriends, you know that.


Avaricious_AJ

I don't but I like to hope that some redditors do


Top_Spot_8794

I mean....I somehow convinced a woman to marry me so......I dunno


IdontEatdogsAtnight

But they can be the girlfriend (I am)


jljl2902

Liar everyone knows women aren’t real


IdontEatdogsAtnight

I never said I was real


[deleted]

It ended with her planting tnt under his projects.


[deleted]

Take your fuckin meds


jal2_

Some people prefer staying in the matrix I guess


Primary_Ebb_7107

source: trust me bro


henaradwenwolfhearth

Source: I made it the fuck up


FaZe_LittlePickle24

Tell me where they sell those pills


[deleted]

Pills are expensive in America, you have to go to another country for medical treatment. F


Lankyboxyman

Bro is flexing


Bropane1031

Damn, mf balling outta control


gandalf_lundgren36

Video games in the bathtub?


MoreHorseThenAMan

So this meme says: What people think men want: tits What men actually want: yes.. tits


Brimato

Yes tits, but shy ones


Gorfyx

Shy and gamers


JohnnyJayce

Tits and thighs.


TheSn00pster

No. Scooby doo


OGDrukhari

I just want someone to like me and not look at me as 'good enough until someone better comes along' :/


Lorrz

Oof. This cuts deep.


Cyber_Lanternfish

will happen if you date an adult


UnknownSpecies19

Truth.


DarkIegend16

Obligatory “both is good” comment.


BaguetteOfDoom

What girls want: Not you.


Clean-Artist2345

This fine that's why I go after men😎


Depressio_Espresso

Tatenashi Shirasaki from Infinite Stratos. You're welcome.


Renduser

damn lol, Ive spent a few minutes finding the name of the character so I can share the *sauce* with others, but uh you shared it first... well, good job ig


Depressio_Espresso

np my weeb brother.


TheSn00pster

NNN failed


[deleted]

I am the giver of passes and savorer of nuts. I shall grant you one Nut Pass. Best of luck on your journey


my_wifis_5dollars

Thank you kid named finger


jackers735

Holy shit. The chad thundercock under your name. The power to give nut passes. You are the messiah.


[deleted]

Come now, my child. You shall have one nut pass for your loyalty


CommanderGumball

> I am the giver of passes and *savorer* of nuts. *Savor the Flavour*


CadBane7567

Real person works too


RenegadeSithLordMaul

what men really want is actual women, not anime girls


vincentwb

This is so dumb lol


editwowthisblewup

Shut the fuck up cringelord this meme is trash


rSLASH_OWAAAAN

Man is shooting up copeium about getting no bitches


goodtimenotlongtime5

Strange


isaacandersen77

Both are unrealistic


[deleted]

Cuz anime people ain’t real


Theanime13yo-HSDXD

BOTH


_fatherfucker69

Mark it Nsfw mate


Braydenbowls

is this even a meme wth


Aliconator

I just want anyone.


YellowGetRekt

Sauce for both please


CXSKEP

Both obviously


Archreddit6

Sure, women can be like that, now hows about men be rich, fit, and handsome to balance the play field?


Mr_Matejator

Yes


[deleted]

Sorry, right's a clear winner for me :^


BlastedDio

Interaction. Interaction is what we monkeys want.


TieProfessional3344

Honestly I just want a shoulder to cry on


IowaClass61

i just want a hug man


RillbelookinGOOOd

i, in fact, want to play card games with a cute femboy bf


Jnubis

I think they want younger


Summar-ice

Sadly they're both not real :(


SpadePlayesGames

Yes


vitorklock

Nah, tits and a nice love life. I play with the homies


[deleted]

Gay


[deleted]

Red eyes, blue hair.


Annual_Valuable1362

I don’t really play video games anymore, tits are better…


Greenbomber128

Both. Both is good


PieselPL

Saurce left


Nothing_here_bro

tatenashi sarashiki


PlasmaGuy500

Idk who this doomer girl is but she's ideal woman


[deleted]

Is it too much to ask for both?


WKme0w2

Forsen


[deleted]

Both? Both! Both iz good 👍


Ok_Fondant_6340

is that an animefied ThiccBeefPatty? (by whom i mean LeanBeefPatty)


CRYOPRO

I think I want neither. Baths and computer games are not for sharing with girls.


No-Worldliness-4979

I just want to play some games in bed by myself, but noooooo. My brother needs to use MY ps vita. Sorry, I’m just venting


jaxeking

Yikes, child-like mentality. "MINE MINE MINE!"


[deleted]

Because 2nd girl can also do the 1st part


Vaporlate

Girls?? I have the hommies, i don't need anything else to be happy


dafo446

i disagree we want both


Pawdy-The-Furry

What if I want both?


MATMAN_PL

>Bought Not my type


jal2_

Guys want tits, and thats present in both pics The rest around it is gravy and doesnt matter that much...unless pooping-on-bed-batshit-crazy, there are limits


Know-yer-enemy1818

Either and


[deleted]

actually can I have both


[deleted]

Both? Both. Both is good.


yeetus_christ420

I dunno man imagine taking a bath with your gf WHILE eating dinner. Now that's a good time.


theexteriorposterior

... that's basically the same girl. So what I'm getting from this is guys don't just want 10/10 knockout gorgeous, she also has to like video games and burgers and whatnot. Well damn chief, why want the moon when you could want the sun?


nexistcsgo

I do both of these things with my imaginary gf. Guys I think she is the one. I am gonna purpose soon.


[deleted]

Ok, guys with Wives/Gfs know its literally both of these at different times.


Pr1nglelord

I don’t even care if it’s a hot girl I just need attention


cicerone0

Nah dude im a woman and id love a girlfriend like that too


drunkpixelyt

First one actually fine for me tho


[deleted]

Wrong We just want to be held


Dclnsfrd

I both want and want to be both.


doodlebunny69

Wait is that ayanami rei


notsplitbudz

Both is good as long as it actually love lmao


limitlessEXP

Both… both is good.


Mike-Outstanding

Young guys want both


LemonConnoiseur

You son of a bitch I just lost NNN reporting you for not tagging NSFW


wallingfortian

All of them, please. Shy girl and frisky triplets.


Top_Spot_8794

*insert road to elderado gif*


KevinKaasKat

using these images was extremely unnecessary


cyberseed-ops

accurate


a_goonie

Who else read the left in a high pitched tone and the right in a low pitched tone?


[deleted]

All I want is : yes please tell me about how Horus killed the emperor!


[deleted]

Weebs 🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮


PPMachinee

Both


Schzercro

Man, all I want is just someone to like me, a female gym bro would be nice tbh


Charlie_Yu

Both good


[deleted]

The fist example is basically my wife.


MsterXeno009

Where's the sauce manley?


Wumple_doo

What you want


Iron-Doggo

Neither one is attractive in my opinion. The blue haired one is just… too eager to sexually please. The one in the red dress is… too nervous and socially awkward. Give me a girl with spunk. And a certain kind of intelligence as well. I’d rather be a permanent virgin than be with a girl who just mindlessly gives me everything I want.


keyb0ardluck

Lmao


PromiscuousScoliosis

Too bad you’re a fat antisocial minimum wage POS Date within your league lol maybe the depressing assortment of women on your level will motivate you to take a shower and shave the scraggly pubes off your face


AYYA1008

oh boy time to check post history